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I hate being obsessed with diejoni because it’s like the ultimate what-if of a relationship. what even happened here. ten bazillion hints of something we never got to see. why is johnny apparently the only person diego trusts or is even unprofessional with. why can johnny read him like an open book. yeah johnny treats him like a cheating ex don’t question it. for some reason diego is kind of obsessed with him. they know exactly what the other is going to do all the time in any circumstance despite allegedly not spending all that much time with each other. it’s natural okay! it’s like all the puzzle pieces are there but there’s never actual closure. unless there is. but not with each other. i feel insane
#diejoni#diejo#dinotusk#Diego brando#Johnny joestar#the only ‘resolution’ I can think of for this relationship is D4C arc where Johnny pulls up to save Diego and then disappears because#Diego’s allies have a bad track record of ending up dead#but why did Diego look… like that when he saw Johnny was gone. what was he going to say#and then. he died. and I don’t know if AU Diego is supposed to be closure but he’s not#because he’s literally a totally different person. that kind of the idea of high voltage. au gyro would never be base gyro#and that hypothesis is confirmed by au diego#sbr#steel ball run#sbr spoilers#??#I want to squeeze them like sponges and wring out everything they’re hiding#manifesting wave of Diego/Johnny art and writing when sbr anime comes out#need it to be fugio level rarepair at least. please please please please#^inner monologue of someone who needs to be tranquilized#not to mention the Jonathan & Dio parallels. but even the parallels aren’t one-to-one so it’s like#how much can I actually extrapolate from that to better understand them#not that you need to#it’s just another layer of the diego & Johnny ‘what if’ relationship#that may or may not even exist#diejoni inception. basically
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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures
#cats#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#if you don't have a fluffy pet find your nearest badger or possum#you may need the hopital afterwards but they might be fluffy#my doods#10k#20k#30k#40k
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
#ocd#ocdcore#no you don't understand if i keep ruminating i *will* get the answer i just need to keep thinking about it then i'll get it#keep running on that wheel hamster you'll escape the cage someday#you're running after all#you have to be going somewhere right?? right?????
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a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.
u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,
#mawcie.txt#its amazing what you can find if you look. shame i will never learn this#its ok. i have it so now i can use it soon.#i needed it for yakisoba sauce#so perhaps this week... yakisoba time again
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#sevika#jinx#arcane powder#silco#silco and jinx#Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx#the best he can do is raise his voice#and even that has no effect#sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad#now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait#still one#well I'll finish it at some point#sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two
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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,
#the nemesis speaks#real people too tbh. but that's less fun and and will just make everyone really mad to think about#every time tho. EVERY time.#''they need to get it together'' i'm gonna get YOU. together.
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Kirby is a star!!!
#awwww you know what i don't hate kirby he's cute i was looking at my old art and he's so precious#what he ever do#i'm so preoccupied in being cringe or embarrassing to people but this was really a fun time#i'm bringing these back i was looking at all these pictures and i love them#art#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#kirby#nintendo#comic#i'm gonna post one of these a day#like yeah some people treated me bad but it was a fun time i just need to not burn myself out that's all!#not april fools btw!!!!! unfortunate timing lmao
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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I hc Dick will be non-verbal for a bit when Bruce first adopts him
#need the Batfam in the Battinson universe please and thank you#my art#the Batman#Batman#Bruce Wayne#dick Grayson#battinson
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in times like these at least i have the character

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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
#chrambles#not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful#can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol
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Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations
#Over the Garden Wall#OTGW#video#THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL I'M CRYING#yeah... i'm gonna need a full length OTGW stop motion film please i'm on my KNEES#stop motion really does such an incredible job of capturing the beauty and tranquility of this series#and Greg my sweet precious child i've missed you so <3
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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
#girl i thought we were doing group costumes#do u have any idea what an ass i looked showing up as just the BOTTOM HALF of our lord baphomet???#not even a full ass just a half ass with cloven hooves#that was me. last nite. at the devil's sacrament. like u even care#you abandoned me in my time of need you peccant malodorous HUSSY#just fyi the bake sale committee is pissed af atchu right now
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
#greek mythology#ares#athena#greek gods#dont get me wrong it aint athena slander but it sure is ares praise#on some level at least#man justly accused of bad things deserves some mid praise more at 11#thank you romi for helping me with words though i duly noted you insisted on ares not being cautious rather than him not being careful#romi be like “i want him to care” and honestly good you should say it#also EPIC led to this and i just..... i want to draw some animatics man i just need infinite time now#my long lost love for greek myths just will never stop coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming#i want some vulture design in here for ares but not sure about this one#kochei doodles
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I keep seeing the leather/pleather vs denim jacket poll over and over again with all different sorts of discourse about how there is no plastic-free pleather and like, that's TRUE, there isn't, but honestly I DO think people who don't want to use animal products* also deserve to look cool
and so my suggestion is that y'all google "waxed cotton jacket" or "waxed canvas jacket" plus like, "motorcycle" or whatever style you think is cool, because there's a plastic free leather-look material that is strong and durable and waterproof and doesn't use animal products** AND is plastic free already out there and some of the clothes that you can get made out of it look sick as hell.
*ignoring the fact that most leather is meat by-product that would be going to waste anyway
**except beeswax but if you're going to object to that then honestly there's no helping you
#leather jacket#denim jacket#I have a waxed cotton jacket that is one of the coolest jackets that I own that sadly is a bit too small for me now#and then I have another one that is technically an oil skin#which is a style of coat in Australia#probably most famous by the brand Drizabone#but yeah you literally don't need pleather even if you're vegan#just melt some wax into a tight-weave cotton jacket and it will look and wear like leather
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