#not that he would care

[cod-dump]

Laswell: I’m arranging an outing for us and the boys

Price: What if I don’t want to go?

Laswell: You say that as if you have a choice

Price: hmm… I may not have a choice on going, but I do have a choice on what I’ll wear

Laswell, lowly: John

Price: Hiking? Still have those nice shorts that Nik loves oh so much

Laswell: No-

Price: Museum? I’ll suffer the boys’ jokes and wear my glasses, Nik does say I don’t wear them enough

Laswell: John-

Price: Swimming? Is it even a question that no matter what I wear Nik would still rush me because I’m dripping wet?

Laswell: Jonathan-

Price: And if I have to? Shorts plus glasses plus being wet somehow. Nik may explode but he’ll live

Laswell: What if I don’t bring along Nik?

Price: Oh Kate, you’ll break his heart. You won’t hear anything but complaining from him about how you don’t love him or consider him one of your boys

Laswell:

Price, grinning: Don’t like the taste of your own medicine, huh?

Laswell: I’m remembering why we’re friends

[frogpirates]

You all remember this scene, right?

In season one, we got Stede faking his death with Ned the jungle cat:

In season two, Ed has a near death experience where Stede appears to him as mermaid (and gets a massage some episodes later hehe)

Soooo... what are your bets for season three?

[youngjusticeslut]

Hey! i've seen you connected a lot recently on tumblr. Has your boss ever catch you checking it? lol

Lol this is really funny. I always have tumblr open in a tab but I'm not really frequently checking it. Also, I work remotely so moot point.

[the-cooler-gaz]

Whose second choice are you???

Everyones.

[beebfreeb]

[astr0disiac]

"toxic yaoi" this "password" that

THIS being one of stan's lowest moments is the saddest thing i've seen and no one has talked about it what the freak :(

[xeemaee]

look I’m just saying:

Laios at 22 vs 26

Kabru at 22

I believe in Kabru’s ability to become a lil beefy once he stops constantly having to lose body mass from being revived so often and eats better and I hc post canon Kabru as gaining a lil weight and being the hot knight we all know he is

[loverinthesnow]

That feeling when your partner asks you what you’re up to and you look at him straight in the eyes, lie, and pretend that you’re not reading Vegeta/Bulma smut.

[wanologic]

and they were roommates

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

shattered glass B-127

[soldrawss]

Something something 16yo 2k12 Mikey gets sucked into a portal and sent into the RISE universe and ends up helping raise the RISE kiddos AU

[youregonnabeokay-kid]

i think a lot of people (especially those who haven’t read the books) are underestimating Hades

yes, he presents as the sassy queer uncle who’s done with his family’s drama, but he’s not “just some guy”

when his Helm is stolen, no one knows about it. he uses his own resources and orchestrates a plan to bring Percy to the underworld alive, all while managing an entire freaking kingdom

he doesn’t threaten war because he doesn’t have to and he knows it. unlike Zeus, he keeps a level head and thinks about the situation logically

think about Percy’s priorities throughout the show, look at what the flashbacks are teaching us about him and his relationship with others. think logically. this is a 12 year old kid who grew up with a single mom and no friends

his priority is his mom, it’s always been his mom and Hades knows that. Percy’s worst fear is losing his mother and Hades uses that against him

he takes Sally before Poseidon claims Percy because he has eyes everywhere. he already knew who Percy was and he already had a plan formed before Percy even set foot in camp

when he greets Percy and Grover he isn’t surprised, relieved, or agitated because he planned this. he knew that Percy would come to him whether by force or by his own choice (for my book readers, think about this in comparison to how Zeus reacts to the situation. Zeus comes off as desperate and angry, whereas Hades is at ease. annoyed, sure, but never panicked)

when he offers them pomegranate juice it’s in the guise of politeness and humour but it has an underlying meaning. Percy knows the stories about Hades and Hades knows that he knows. the pomegranate juice is a reminder, it’s Hades demonstrating his power without outright threatening Percy. it’s him going “I can make something as small as a pomegranate seed into a weapon” it’s him asserting his dominance and control over the situation

he leads them to a seating area clearly made for their arrival. another reminder that he knew they were coming and Sally stands, frozen in the middle of it as a reminder of what they have to lose

when he learns that it’s Kronos behind the robberies he immediately offers sanctuary to Percy, Grover, and his mom. Kronos, the king of titans, the father of all Gods, and a being who could once tear the world in two with the snap of his fingers, wants Percy, and Hades offers to protect him because he’s that powerful

so yes, Hades makes dad jokes and he talks in a way you wouldn’t expect an all-powerful being to talk, but he isn’t “just some guy”

he’s powerful, he knows it, and he shows just enough of that power to absolutely terrify Percy

[thelostmoongazer]

Undivided attention

[everwalldigan]

Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house

Bonus:

[joshuamj]

Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link

[ciderjacks]

dad issues

+

(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)