#not schlatt posts

[notschlatt]

big guy in Japan

[yourdailyqueer]

Jschlatt

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

DOB: 10 September 1999

Ethnicity: White - American

Occupation: Youtuber, streamer, entrepreneur

[ghostly-groves]

Schlatt in the newest chuckle sandwich ep (3:30): Usually when I drink it’s just me sitting on my couch watching hermitcraft. And then bdubs is like “ooh time for another redstone with bdubs” and I’m like “great, dude. Fuck, man.”

[thecouncilarchive]

LETS KILL THIS GUY

[offtopic-enjoyers]

STICKERS!!

I digitized the stickers y'all liked so much!! I got a little silly with the color pallets oh and i do digital now bababooey

[sketchy-doge1]

Big guy slaying

[the-home-of-innovation]

DSMP lineup part 1!

[lettucing]

never posted this over here but. give yourself a try is sooooo schlatt coded to me it makes me emotional

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

heyy! i was thinking about how schlatt is generally a private person, so could you please write about what it would be like trying to hide the relationship and the eventual reveal? thank you!

he's so absurdly paranoid

at home? always has to be touching you

holding your hand, sitting with your legs touching, little kisses all over your face, neck, arms, anywhere he can get to

but with the blinds closed and all cameras facing away from you two

date nights are either inside or with a third person so you can brush it off as three friends hanging out

but he plays footsies with you under the tablecloth because he can get away with it

would avoid flirting with you on camera, which leads to people noticing the different way he treats you, how he looks at you like you hung the moon and the stars, how he laughs genuinely at all of your jokes, how he just stares at you when he doesn't think he's in frame

and then one day you're both at let's say mizkif's house because when is that man not recording, you both think you're safe and out of view, but then another streamer decides to sneak up on you guys (shushing their audience and everything) and ends up capturing you two in a sweet kiss

schlatt holding your hip with one hand to pull you closer, the other used to lean against the wall and cage you in to keep you there

the cleanup for the slip was EXHAUSTING

took all of your mods about 3 weeks to finally calm down the angry simps and the obsessive shippers

couldnt take the clip down, you finally got one down and three more appear

he's still not comfortable with pda, but he does calm down a bit about how strict he is about it

finally having 2 person dates (rip Ted probably)

everyone calls you jambo and [ERROR]'s mom, regardless of your gender

speaking of gender

he has another mass purge of followers, but this time anyone who says anything bad about you being a woman/man/nb/cis/trans/etc.

minecraft wedding

the rocks in your background are all from him and his few trips outside

(lots from Japan)

NSFW

some people notice a little big something in schlatt's pants when he looks at you too long

everytime you two have to stream all day, or are otherwise unable to get a moment to yourselves to sneak a kiss, he makes absolutely SURE that he makes up for it

going for hours, making you cum at LEAST 5 times

every position you two can get in

he doesn't care how many times he finishes, or if he even does

he just wants to show you how absolutely LOVED you are

AAAAAAAA FIRST EVER FIC/HCs/ANYTHING, PLEASE LIKE IF YOU LIKE IT, COMMENT, SEND REQUESTS, ETC.

p.s. my keyboard doesn't have a caps lock cause im on a fucking chromebook

[rawme-schlatt]

I just think all three of them at the same time (+tucker) could cure my depression in ways modern medicine could never

[notschlatt]

[x]

[schlattslonghairytoes]

paint me like one of your french models 🎨

A.P calc teacher schlatt x A.P studio art teacher reader

Mr. Schlatts halloween party takes quite the turn.

Once all the girls at the table calmed down, their only request was that they were filled in about your weekend plans on monday, to which you actually agreed

now the hard part was picking a cute costume for you and schlatt, i mean he didn't really seem like a costume kinda guy

there was 20 minutes left in the period and you needed to find something fast

it was the last class of the day and schlatts party was tomorrow, and you knew you wanted to hand make yours and schlatts costume 

so you turned to the six bright eyed girls you had grown to love

your class was very relaxed, if they did their work and you would play music games and movies, your students loved you

but these girls ADORED you.

it was alanna, deyvn, natalia, lucy, renn, and kezia.

they were all so genuinely themselves, and they made you feel like you were one of them, they told you EVERYTHING, and i mean everything.

each one had such a different personality, yet they all were so close. You were gonna miss them next year

you slid your wheely chair over to their table and called for their attention

“Girls, im calling a meeting, i need your help” you sighed and looked around at them

"thats funny considering youre the teacher." alanna giggeled to herself

"shut up al, i wanna hear about her and mr schlatt" kezia said, suddenly paying very close attention, she never cared about classes, but gossip, oh she would have an A+ if it was a class

"dont be rude, anyways, as you heard before, me and ja- Mr. schlatt. are gonna have a matching costume for his party tomorrow and you guys are much cooler than me, what should we be?" you begged

each girl began searching pintrest and finding ideas until renn found something she deemed great

"ok, lightbulb! you guys should be adam and eve" everyone began to protest her idea but she continued on "everyone shut it, hear me out. number one hes religious, right? number two your bodies tea. you would look hot as fuck. cmon its a great idea."

"renn let me get this straight, you want me to wear a leaf over my cooch? and boobs? to a school function? with other teachers from this school??? yknow what your on a ban, no more ideas from you"

they all started hysterically laughing as renn raised her hands in surrender "any ideas that i can wear without being slut shamed by the schools faculty?" you asked

natalia was up next " what if you did flynn and rapunzel, wait no, actually tell Mr. Nivison to be Flynn, ugh hes so hot, why not match with him." that began a four minute argument about weither Mr. Schlatt was hotter, or Mr. Nivison

"can someone please lock in and find me a costume?" you begged over their debate

"okay i might have an idea." deyvn said, "ok so what if you were the starry night and Mr. schlatt was van gogh." she suggested, before i could even comment lucy butted in

"wait that would be so cute, ugh you never shut about about van gogh either! you could wear a little dress and like paint the starry on your face, or on the dress, and schlatt could do like an ear patch thingy, and the hat he wears, wait i love this!"

they all began throwing ideas at you about how you could execute the costume, and while some of their ideas were rancid, it could actually be a very cute costume.

when the period ended they all said their goodbyes, and while you were packing up schlatt made his way to your classroom and opened it with his key

"BOO" he tried to scare you

"i literally saw you jay" you laughed and you slid your laptop into your bag.

"ugh, ill get you eventually, dont even worry about it, did ya pick somthin' for us to wear tomorrow?" he made his way infront of your desk and leaned his weight on the table

"i did actually, you have to hear me out though, it might sound dumb." he quickly cuts you off

"nothing you say is dumb" he was looking up at you and his eyes were very warm, much more than usual, it threw you off your game for a moment

"um, well thank you, but seriously, let me explain it before you say anything, i think it would be cute if we were the starry night and van gogh bu-"

"i love that." he cuts you off, still staring at you with the same look in his eyes as before

it was overwhelming you the way he was looking at you, but at the same time it pulled you in.

"no questions? i mean what if i wanted to dye your hair red." i laugh quietly

"id let you." he says without missing a beat

"m' not gonna do that, when should i bring you your costume, or like help you get ready or something." you felt very judged by his gaze, but not in a negative way, if that makes any sense, he was really confusing you.

"well party starts at 8, so come over early, we can get ready together, maybe even pregame a bit, and only if you want you can help setup. sound good?" he said softly

"yeah, sounds good." you said back, copying his tone of voice

"see ya' tomorrow toots." he stood up and walked out the room without looking back, the door clicked shut and he left you with nothing but your thoughts.

what the fuck was that.

you were so confused about what had just went down

why on earth was he looking at you like that

since when was he calling you toots, he always just called you by your name, no pet names

all those thoughts continued to plauge your mind for the duration of the night

and the next morning

and the afternoon

all the way until it was time to head over to schlatts house

it was in a nice area, he lived right outside the city, near astoria, queens

he had told you before that he commuted every day to work, but it was only a 20-40 minute drive depending on traffic

when you arrived at his house the first thing you noticed was how it was a very old building, yet his very new car (very expensive) was sat outside, it was a very symbolic scene, but it felt like him in a way

you got to the door, bag and a bottle of benedictine in hand, and rung the door bell, and it was taking quite a long time, you were starting to worry

but you were suprised when the door flung open revealing a very disheveled looking schlatt

"holy shit thank everything your here, im such an idiot i fully fell asleep and i just woke up and now im gonna crash out." as he rambled you set down your stuff at a nearby table

you walked back over to him and placed both your hands on his face, attempting to calm him down "johnny look at me please"

you noticed his eyes darting around and lip trembling. he had mentioned his severe anxiety to you before but you never knew it got this bad

`"hey im right here its ok, were going to get everything done, i know youre stressed but we are gonna do this together, we have time, and we can even make it fun, ok?" his eyes slowly begin to focus on yours and his lip began to calm

you moved one of your hands to his and let him ground himself and calm down, eventually he was able to let go of your hand and give you a hug

hugging him was the best thing youve ever experienced, he engulfed your whole body and rested his head atop yours and for a moment you felt true peace

your breathing syncronized and you stood there holding eachother

until you felt something fuzzy brush against your leg, and you pulled away to find two cats rubbing at your legs, and orange and black cat to be specific

you looked back at schlatt and he was smiling at you "they like you, makes sense, i do too." your eyes widened and you fully turned yourself in his direction

"what did you just say?" you squint your eyes and point at him "can you repeat that" you said through your smile

"i said i like you, and we both know you heard me the first time" he moved closer to you with a grin you were growing to love plastered across your face

"maybe i just wanted to hear you say it again" you smirk, before turning around and picking up his orange cat, "whats this one called?" you smile

"oh were just gonna smooth past that huh?" he asked accusatorially, one eyebrow raised, as he walked closer to you

being around schlatt made you feel bold, you were so comfortable around him that it boosted your confidence tenfold, you got super close to him, lips mear inches away

"i like you too, but we have alot to do, so we'll talk about it later." it wasnt a question, you looked up at him and then, walked away

you made your way to his kitchen and started pouring food into plasic bowls you found on the kitchen table

"you think your funny huh?" he made his way into the kitchen around 20 seconds after you, what you didnt know is he needed a moment to ajust himself in his pants

"hilarious, we an two hours until people arrive, and i need atleast and hour to get ready, make your self busy." you said as you continued setting up the food.

"your very bossy, yknow' that?" he laughed as he began unraveling cob webs he bought days prior.

"oh you have no idea handsome." you walked out the kitchen and started setting up lights cobwebs and fake bats on the celing of the living room

for the next hour you two would shamelessly flirt and joke around, like before, but there was now this tension, that in all honesty, you really liked

then came time to get ready, you had bought everything for schlatt, all he had to do was put it on, and leave you alone to do your makeup

but omfg he would not.

you were sat on his bathroom counter, trying to recreate the starry night on your face, but this man would not stop talking and asking you questions

you looked over at him sat on the closed toilet, just yapping, he was wearing a dark blue button up, and nice fitting jeans, along with a white patch on his ear, with fake blood on it.

fuck he looked good, but you could contain yourself. schlatt on the other hand was basically foaming at the mouth

you were wearing a relatively short dress, that was low-cut and had puffy sleeves, your hair was down, and your face was painted like the starry night.

and he genuinly thought he was gonna splooge his pants.

you on the other hand were just trying to finish your makeup, and he needed to be in another room because he kept distracting you, so the only logical task you could give him was to go make you a drink, and he listened

you were done with you makeup and you went to go meet him in the kitchen, you stood at the doorway of his kitchen waiting for him to notice you were there

when he eventually turned around, you could see in his eyes the moment he realised you were there, his entire face softened and his eyes beamed at you. he walked closer to you inspecting the makeup on your face

he was very close, you could feel his breath on you, and you didnt mind, you even considered kissing him, but of course, as if fate was not on your side, the door bell rung

and you both began to laugh as he went to go welcome the guests, you on the other hand went and chugged the drink he made you, cause without it, you might not of been able to survive the night

-everyone started arriving, and it was the most fun youve had in a while, music blasting, drinks chugged, storys told, dancing and party games

-and schlatt could not keep his eyes off you

-you laughed, flirted and smiled the night away until everyone began leaving, but you offered to help him clean up, and of course he accepted

-he had changed the music from his party playlist, to his calm playlist and the first song that came on was "something stupid" by frank sinatra

"i love frank sinatra" you laughed as you wiped his counter down with a paper towel.

without missing a beat he began to sing along to the song "i know i stand in line, until you think you have the time, to spend an evening with me" in the most beautiful singing voice youve ever heard

naturally you sang along with him, and eventually you to ended up dancing together in his kitchen, to frank sinatra, dressed as a painter and his work of art

and somehow, after only having this man in your life for just over a month, you were never going to let him leave it.

you both finished cleaning, and it was time for you to head home, as he walked you to your car you felt an overwhelming feeling, something that you couldnt put your finger on, like your heart felt like it was going to explode

you placed your stuff in the passenger seat of your car, and you went around to find schlatt holding open your door for you

and thats what did it

you grabbed the collar of this shirt and pulled him down to your level and kissed him

for a split second you had thought you made a mistake, but that fear subsided when he kissed you back and aggressively wrapped his arms around your waist

he pushed your back against your car with his body and continued kissing you as you threaded your fingers through his hair

you pulled away to breathe and he stared at you with a dopey grin on his face

"see you monday?" you asked with a love sick smile

he pecked both of your cheeks, then both sides of your smile before planting a kiss on your lips, as you giggled. when he finally pulled away he kissed your forehead and said,

"see you monday." he kissed your hand one last time and began walking inside, once again leaving you with your thoughts

you silently got in your car, and you realised you could finally identify that feeling before

it was love.

[slcmml]

anyways scurries back now that ive hit the correct button...

i genuinely havent been able to stop thinking about teacher schlatt x teacher reader.. like him being protective of her?? i melt everytime i think of it..

like imagine another male teacher who weirdly picks on you/singles you out?? and schlatt catching him?? mr 6'3 towering in front of you as he steps in to lowfully threaten the guy.. turning back and suddenly hes so caring and making sure ur okay.. LIKE OH MY GODDDD i need him ineedhim

teacher! schlatt & reader. fluff, nsfw; mdni.

★ schlatt isn’t the type to go looking for trouble, but when he notices another teacher—some smug, condescending guy—singling you out, making you uncomfortable, he doesn’t let it slide.

★ he’ll start by just standing near you whenever that teacher is around, making his presence known. schlatt’s a big guy, and he knows it. sometimes all it takes is him crossing his arms and staring the guy down for the message to be clear: back off.

★ but if the guy keeps pushing? if he says something that makes you visibly upset? schlatt has no problem stepping in. he doesn’t raise his voice, doesn’t make a scene—he just gets real close, tilts his head, and in that deep, gravelly voice, says something like, “you got somethin’ to say? ‘cause i’d love to hear it, really.”

★ the guy usually backs off immediately, but schlatt doesn’t just stop there. he turns to you, the intensity in his eyes melting into something much softer, and asks, “you okay, sweetheart?”

★ if you’re upset, he’ll walk you back to your classroom, a hand hovering near the small of your back—just making sure you know he’s there.

★ later, he checks in again, maybe dropping by your room with a coffee or a snack from the vending machine. “figured you could use a little somethin’,” he says, leaning against your desk like he wasn’t just ready to throw hands for you an hour ago.

the hallway is nearly empty when you hear that voice again. the one that always finds a way to criticize your lesson plans, undermine your classroom management, make some backhanded comment about how you “must have your hands full” teaching art.

you barely have time to process it before there’s a shadow over your shoulder, a presence you’d recognize anywhere.

schlatt steps between you and the other teacher, posture relaxed but something dangerous lurking beneath it. he tilts his head slightly, voice low and steady. “y’know, i’ve been hearin’ a lot of shit comin’ outta your mouth lately. you wanna tell me what your deal is?”

the guy sputters, suddenly looking a lot smaller. “it’s just—joking around, man. nothing serious.”

“yeah? ‘cause it kinda seems like you’re tryin’ to get under their skin.” schlatt takes a small step closer. “and that don’t sit right with me.”

the teacher quickly excuses himself, and as soon as he’s gone, schlatt turns to you, all the sharpness in his expression replaced with concern. “hey. you alright? didn’t mean to make a scene, just—couldn’t stand that asshole talkin’ to you like that.”

you nod, still a little stunned. schlatt sighs, his fingers twitching like he wants to reach for you but isn’t sure if you’re okay with it.

“c’mon,” he finally says, voice softer now. “let’s go get a coffee or somethin’. my treat.”

love you, lambie! ur thoughts are such perfection, wasn’t sure if it’d be better as a drabble or in bullet points! also, know you didn’t ask, but i wrote you a lil something extra <3

★ after schlatt steps in to defend you, there’s this lingering tension between you two. he’s all riled up from putting that guy in his place, and you—well, you can’t stop thinking about how easily he switched from intimidating to protective, how his voice got all soft when he checked on you.

★ later, when it’s just the two of you in your classroom, he leans against your desk, arms crossed, watching you with this unreadable expression. “y'know, it’s real fuckin’ funny how that guy thinks he can talk down to you like that.”

★ before you can respond, he’s pushing off the desk, stepping into your space, his hands settling on your waist. “dunno why he’s talkin’ shit when you’re fuckin’ perfect.”

★ his voice is low, rough against your ear, and then he’s pressing slow, deliberate kisses along your neck, his chops scratching against your skin in a way that makes you whimper.

★ his hands tighten around your waist, pulling you closer. “bet he’d shut the fuck up if he knew how good you sound when i’ve got you like this.”

★ if you try to respond, he just hums, lips still on your neck. “nah, sweetheart, don’t gotta say a damn thing. just let me take care of you, yeah?”

★ he doesn’t rush—he takes his time, tilting your head to give him more access, hands sliding under the hem of your shirt, just barely touching your skin.

★ and god, the way he murmurs your name between kisses? “so fuckin’ sweet f’me… ain’t lettin’ some asshole ruin my girl’s day.”

★ he only pulls back when you’re breathless, when your hands are gripping his shirt like you don’t want him to stop. he smirks, brushing his thumb over your lips.

★ “c’mon, sweetheart. bell’s about to ring. wouldn’t want anyone catchin’ us, huh?”

© slcmml

[offtopic-enjoyers]

oh yeah it’s Apple duo time

These hoes r so annoying <3333

[hopalongfairywren]

DSMP as text posts

[fanficfox]

what if i told yall i just got myself off to a picture of schlatt…i needed that…