#i love protective schlatt :3

[slcmml]

anyways scurries back now that ive hit the correct button...

i genuinely havent been able to stop thinking about teacher schlatt x teacher reader.. like him being protective of her?? i melt everytime i think of it..

like imagine another male teacher who weirdly picks on you/singles you out?? and schlatt catching him?? mr 6'3 towering in front of you as he steps in to lowfully threaten the guy.. turning back and suddenly hes so caring and making sure ur okay.. LIKE OH MY GODDDD i need him ineedhim

teacher! schlatt & reader. fluff, nsfw; mdni.

★ schlatt isn’t the type to go looking for trouble, but when he notices another teacher—some smug, condescending guy—singling you out, making you uncomfortable, he doesn’t let it slide.

★ he’ll start by just standing near you whenever that teacher is around, making his presence known. schlatt’s a big guy, and he knows it. sometimes all it takes is him crossing his arms and staring the guy down for the message to be clear: back off.

★ but if the guy keeps pushing? if he says something that makes you visibly upset? schlatt has no problem stepping in. he doesn’t raise his voice, doesn’t make a scene—he just gets real close, tilts his head, and in that deep, gravelly voice, says something like, “you got somethin’ to say? ‘cause i’d love to hear it, really.”

★ the guy usually backs off immediately, but schlatt doesn’t just stop there. he turns to you, the intensity in his eyes melting into something much softer, and asks, “you okay, sweetheart?”

★ if you’re upset, he’ll walk you back to your classroom, a hand hovering near the small of your back—just making sure you know he’s there.

★ later, he checks in again, maybe dropping by your room with a coffee or a snack from the vending machine. “figured you could use a little somethin’,” he says, leaning against your desk like he wasn’t just ready to throw hands for you an hour ago.

the hallway is nearly empty when you hear that voice again. the one that always finds a way to criticize your lesson plans, undermine your classroom management, make some backhanded comment about how you “must have your hands full” teaching art.

you barely have time to process it before there’s a shadow over your shoulder, a presence you’d recognize anywhere.

schlatt steps between you and the other teacher, posture relaxed but something dangerous lurking beneath it. he tilts his head slightly, voice low and steady. “y’know, i’ve been hearin’ a lot of shit comin’ outta your mouth lately. you wanna tell me what your deal is?”

the guy sputters, suddenly looking a lot smaller. “it’s just—joking around, man. nothing serious.”

“yeah? ‘cause it kinda seems like you’re tryin’ to get under their skin.” schlatt takes a small step closer. “and that don’t sit right with me.”

the teacher quickly excuses himself, and as soon as he’s gone, schlatt turns to you, all the sharpness in his expression replaced with concern. “hey. you alright? didn’t mean to make a scene, just—couldn’t stand that asshole talkin’ to you like that.”

you nod, still a little stunned. schlatt sighs, his fingers twitching like he wants to reach for you but isn’t sure if you’re okay with it.

“c’mon,” he finally says, voice softer now. “let’s go get a coffee or somethin’. my treat.”

love you, lambie! ur thoughts are such perfection, wasn’t sure if it’d be better as a drabble or in bullet points! also, know you didn’t ask, but i wrote you a lil something extra <3

★ after schlatt steps in to defend you, there’s this lingering tension between you two. he’s all riled up from putting that guy in his place, and you—well, you can’t stop thinking about how easily he switched from intimidating to protective, how his voice got all soft when he checked on you.

★ later, when it’s just the two of you in your classroom, he leans against your desk, arms crossed, watching you with this unreadable expression. “y'know, it’s real fuckin’ funny how that guy thinks he can talk down to you like that.”

★ before you can respond, he’s pushing off the desk, stepping into your space, his hands settling on your waist. “dunno why he’s talkin’ shit when you’re fuckin’ perfect.”

★ his voice is low, rough against your ear, and then he’s pressing slow, deliberate kisses along your neck, his chops scratching against your skin in a way that makes you whimper.

★ his hands tighten around your waist, pulling you closer. “bet he’d shut the fuck up if he knew how good you sound when i’ve got you like this.”

★ if you try to respond, he just hums, lips still on your neck. “nah, sweetheart, don’t gotta say a damn thing. just let me take care of you, yeah?”

★ he doesn’t rush—he takes his time, tilting your head to give him more access, hands sliding under the hem of your shirt, just barely touching your skin.

★ and god, the way he murmurs your name between kisses? “so fuckin’ sweet f’me… ain’t lettin’ some asshole ruin my girl’s day.”

★ he only pulls back when you’re breathless, when your hands are gripping his shirt like you don’t want him to stop. he smirks, brushing his thumb over your lips.

★ “c’mon, sweetheart. bell’s about to ring. wouldn’t want anyone catchin’ us, huh?”

© slcmml

[schlattslambo]

chuckle sandwich x chubby!f/reader smut 18+

oh my god guys my very first post! i really hope you like it! if you have any suggestions or anything for me to write, dont hesitate to send me a message <3

this is unedited btw lmao

schlatt

sfw

this man omg-

he loves his chubby girls

more to love, he always says

constantly has a hand on your thigh, back, wherever. just always has to be touching you

knows that in todays world, its hard to not fit into a ‘beauty standard’

if you ever get insecure, this man will go into protection mode

he’ll stand in front of the mirror with you and point out his favorite parts of you (spoiler: its everything)

nsfw

sit on his face. please.

if you hesitate even a little bit, you’re getting yanked down and held there until you cum at the very least 4 times. if he dies he dies 🤷🏼‍♀️

loves watching your soft body jiggle while he fucks you

lots of body worship

hickeys on your thighs, bruises on your tits from how hard he grabs them

buys you the prettiest lingerie sets just to teat them off you

ted

sfw

this sweet angel of a man

loves your body more than anything

constantly rubs your thighs or tummy subconsciously

always reminds you of how beautiful you are. because its true

if you ever find yourself disliking the reflection you see, ted’s on it

he’s kissing you all over, maybe even grabbing your tummy to tickle you

will not stop until you’re giggling

just stares at you bc thats his fuckin WIFE right there

nsfw

loves when you ride hi

looking up at your gorgeous body while you make yourself come undone for him? heaven

thick thighs = earmuffs

so many kisses everywhere

bites down on your soft flesh just because he can

praises you so much “my beautiful girl” “doing so well for me baby” “thats it, shake for me”

sit in his lap. he doesnt care if you ‘think you’re too heavy’. he will get hard and press up against you with no shame

charlie

sfw

charlie’s a tiny guy, but having a bigger s/o really does not phase him, honestly he loves it. he cuddles you like a koala

will defend you to the ends of the earth

charlie, y/n is kinda…you know.”

“beautiful, amazing, the best? yeah i know!”

loves your tummy

gives it kisses any chance he gets

if you suggest going on a diet, he’s doing it with you

if you want to go to the gym, he’s there supporting you

this man is so in love with you and your body its insane

nsfw

is truly in awe of you

missionary so he can watch your beautiful face (and your tits bounce)

doggy so he can smack your ass and watch it jiggle

begs you (and i mean BEGS, mans is on his knees) to press his head between your thighs while he eats you out

thigh jobs?? yes pLEASE

idk he just really seems like a thigh guy to me. always leaves the most hickeys there

worships the fuck out of you

calls you a goddess before he cums

[rencantstopfalling]

I have been personally craving a Jschlatt x reader where Schlatt is a baseball player and smut happens blah blah blah I'm just horny for Schlatt in a baseball uniform

I’m going to interpret this as College!schlatt because I feel like it sorry boo 😘

CW: Use of the name John, MDNI, “slut”, semi-public, creampie (use protection please), not proofread

It was the end of the final inning and the tall MVP was up to bat. The score was tied 3-3 and this was his teams final chance to bring home the victory. Adorning a blue and white jersey, with the numbers 16 and his last name ‘Schlatt’. He steps up to plate with his wooden bat in his left hand, arms up in position. The pitcher gets ready and throws, Schlatt winds back and smacks the incoming ball with the accuracy of a pro player, sending the ball out of the stadium.

You jumps up out of your seat, in the front row, throwing your hands up on the air screaming as you sees your loving boyfriend jog around the bases with the biggest shit eating grin, and once he makes it home his team runs from the dugout and surrounds him. They lift him up, having him almost crowd surf them but he can’t keep his eyes off of you. He blows you a kiss and a cheeky wink as you stand there blushing. Soon the crowd of rowdy boys are making their way to the locker room so you know it’s time for you to make your way down there to meet Schlatt.

It took you a while to finally get to the locker room, you guys went to a big college so the stands were packed and every 10 steps someone recognized you as Schlatts girlfriend and gave you high-fives. As you approached the locker room a group of the team members all walked out with their gym bags slung over their shoulders still amped from the win. They were all so much taller than you but from your scan you couldn’t see John anywhere. You walked through the locker room doors and you were in awe.

There he was, facing the opposite direction, gathering his stuff from his locker, shirtless with his baseball pants on. You could see every muscle contract and those pants were doing wonders to his ass. He finally turns around and instantly grins ear to ear when he sees you.

“Y/n!! Did you see me out there!”

It took me a second to regain my composure, blinking away the naughty thoughts and jogging up to him to give him a big hug.

“I’m so proud of you! You did so good out there.”

He leans down and give you a kiss on the lips. Although it was meant so innocently, but the sheer adrenaline coursing through Schlatts veins made the kiss electric. Shock going straight to your cunt, making it flutter with excitement. As the kiss turns into just plain making out you run your hands up and down his chest causing him to hum with delight.

“Y’look so sexy wearing my jersey. Let everyone know who you belong to.” He says into your mouth as he runs his hands under your shirt up to your breasts. You let out a hum of satisfaction, shutting your eyes and absorbing the feeling of his rough hands against your soft plump tits.

“Who do you belong to?” Schlatt asked, gripping your tit with a grin.

You mutter a soft “You”

“Aww come on I know you can scream louder than that, do I need to force it out of you?”

You were to love struck to even reply. Next thing you know you’re being flipped around and being pushed against the metal lockers. Schlatt wastes no time in dragging your pants and underwear down. You instinctively arch your back,which doesn’t go unnoticed by him.

“Oh fuck toots, so good for me.” He runs his left hand on the curves of your ass, then down to your pussy, gathering some of then slick you were already producing.

“So fucking wet for me.” His fingers explore your soaked cunt, just sliding through. You couldn’t help but let out a gasp as a finger entered you, causing you to grip at the locker for support.

“More J… please.” You pathetically beg, wiggling you ass a little more. “So impatient, you want daddy’s cock inside you? Want daddy to fuck you in the open like this?”

You can hear him wrestle with his tight pants, he was so lazy he didn’t even take them off all the way, just low enough to let his cock free. He gives it a few lazy strokes before slapping it against your wet pussy. Gliding it over your juices.

His right hand hold your hips steady as his left holds his base as he slips into you. He isn’t evil, he starts off slow, with a few lazy thrusts before he starts to lose control. You almost lose your balance, unable to form words.

“God you are so fucking hot, sitting there in the stands watching me. Took everything in me not to walk off the field and just fuck you in the stands.” Schlatt growled in your ear.

“John… please… more!” You push your ass back against his pelvis. He curses and just stares down at your ass in awe.

“What a greedy slut!” He reaches his hand under you and begins to tease your clit. Swirling in the rhythm of his unforgiving thrust. You were seeing stars, moans echoing against the metal lockers.

“I’m close- I’m gonna cum!” Your legs begin to shake, pussy convulsing, squeezing against Schlatt, “Fuck- so fucking tight”

Just a few more deep thrusts later you cum in Schlatts cock, heaving. He couldn’t take it. Between your whiny moans, and how tight and wet you got, he came just a few thrusts later.

His head falls against your back, panting. He pulls out of you slowly earning a gasp from both of you. You could fall to the ground with his wobbly your legs are.

He doesn’t even bother cleaning you up, just pulls your pants over your cum filled cunt. “But Schlatt-“

“Shhh toots, gotta remind you who this pussy belongs to.” He pulls up his own pants and throws back in his jersey. He wraps an arm around your shoulder, giving your forehead a kiss as he guides you outside with the rest of his team. “Let’s go celebrate shall we.”

A/n: I woke up at 6:30 am and finished this dude now I want him so bad!!!

[xoxoluka]

Hi darling <3

Could you do Jschlatt x fem!reader where he gets super protective over the reader when someone is catcalling her

Thank you

ofc!

ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʜɪꜱ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ

jschlatt x fem!reader

summary: halloween parties were usually fun, but not this one, of course.

warnings: weird rapey-gross vibes, nsfw mentions, men being weird

a/n: i know its not halloween but it just happened that way

it had taken you a good few hours to get picture ready, considering the amount of complexities in your costume. you decided to be a fairy, with a white, frilly, short dress and reflective wings. you had a beaded headpiece and pearl earrings, and gloves and stockings to tie it all together. your makeup took the longest, with large, false eyelashes and glitter covering every single patch of your skin.

you got countless compliments at the party you attended with your boyfriend, schlatt. it was a content creator party, in LA of all places, so you saw many faces that you knew and some you didn't. you felt pretty comfortable, being around so many that you knew you could trust, that when your boyfriend said he was going to have a few drinks with his friends, you didn't really mind. you were usually a wallflower anyway, standing in a corner with your drink in hand, slightly dancing to the music.

you hadn't noticed the kid standing next to you, who looked a bit too young to be drinking out of the beer bottle in his hands. "hey," he says in a tone that made you almost physically retch. "you look good."

"oh, um.. thanks." you say dismissively, hoping he would take the hint early on so that there wouldn't be a problem.

"you.. here by yourself?" he asks you, leaning closer. he was significantly shorter than you with your heels on, just barely near your shoulder.

"um.. no, I'm not." you say with a more stern tone.

"oh, really? i don't see no guy around here, maybe me and you could-"

"yo, dude, what the fuck?" you almost sigh in relief when you hear the familiar new york accent exclaim from a few yards away.

the kid whips around at the sound of his voice. "oh, shit, um-" he stutters.

"get the fuck away from my girl, bro," schlatt says, pushing the kid out of the way to wrap his arm around your waist and pull you close.

it was quite the scene, someone had turned down the music slightly and there was a large group staring.

"you good, toots? he didn't do anything?" schlatt whispers into your ear once people had stopped looking and the music had resumed its original volume. he started walking you away from the area, to a place that was closer to the front door.

"i'm good, yeah," you nod, a little shaken up. "can we um, can we go? i don't want to pull you away from your friends or anything.."

"yeah, yeah, we can go. you got all the pictures you wanted?" he asks considerately.

you nod, giving him a small smile. that was one of the reasons why you love him.

"alright, lets go say bye to a few people and we'll get going, 'kay?"

that guy 4k execution liveleak real

cringe ending but whatevs :p

hope u enjoyed!

[dogstarbytes]

promise me you'll never leave

pairing: jschlatt x gender neutral reader

pronouns used: they/them

summary: you comfort schlatt after he has a nightmare

trigger warnings: fear of abandonment, angst, hurt/comfort, nightmares

w.c: 604

schlatt wasn't a stranger to having nightmares; he had them often. they weren't vivid or complex or scary, even, just weird. tonight was different, though. his mind wasn't in the best place that day, it was restless and loud. anxious.

he tossed and turned, soft groans leaving his lips as he dreamed. he could see you; your face was clear as the morning sky. beautiful. he smiled, reached out to caress your cheek. you smiled back with a hum. you traded i love you's with each other; he promised he'd never forget you. you didn't say anything.

then, you started to fade. his smile dropped. 'no, no.. please, god, no..'

his mind became a whirlwind—where did you go? why did you leave? 'please come back...'

"j." your voice started ringing in his head, a soft, almost angelic tone.

"j," you breathed against the shell of his ear, shaking him from his nightmare. your arm was snaked around his waist protectively. "i'm right here, baby. i'm right here."

his eyes peeled open slowly, adjusting to the faint light shining through the curtains. his hand found yours; he squeezed. you're here. you're right here. you're not gone.

he shifted, twisting his body so he's facing you. he reached out, his thumb grazing against your cheek before cupping it. he can feel you; you're here. you're still here.

"sweetheart.." he let out a shaky breath before wrapping his large arm around your waist, pulling you against him in a tight, protective embrace. "fuck..."

"i know. i know, big guy," you whispered, rubbing soothing circles into his side. "i'm right here. i got you."

he breathed you in, his fingers gripping you so tight he was scared he'd bruise you; he knew you didn't care about that, though.

"it was a dream?" he asked, his voice shaky. you nodded.

"just a dream, baby," you reassured, pressing your lips to his temple. "just a dream."

he let out an heavy, uneven sigh of relief. but, despite your reassurance, he was still scared. he didn't want to forget you, to lose every memory he's made with you. to lose you.

"please never leave me," he whispered, his arm tightening its hold around your waist, the thought of if he let go of you, you'd fade away. leave. forever. "please."

you nodded, pressing another kiss against his temple. "i'm not going anywhere, baby."

"promise me."

you brought a palm to cup his chin, tilting his head to look at you. "i promise, j. cross my heart."

he nodded slightly, his eyes flicking all over your face, as if memorizing every tiny detail, every insignificant feature, burning them to his memory. you let him.

he swallowed around the lump in his throat, letting out a shaky breath. "thank you."

you smiled softly, stroking his cheek gently, soothingly, reassuring that he wasn't dreaming anymore. "always, j."

he pulled you against him, burying his face in the crook of your neck.

you're still here. you're not gone. he hasn't forgotten you. you haven't left. you're still in his arms, in his bed—your bed—against his chest. holding each other like your lives depended on it; in a way, that wasn't so far off from the truth.

"i love you, j." you whispered against his cheek, your arms around his waist like a lifeline.

"i love you more, sweetheart," he breathed, pressing a gentle kiss against the bare skin of your shoulder. "more than i can say."

schlatt didn't like having nightmares; they brought his worst fears to the forefront of his mind. but he could tolerate them just a little more when he has you.

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a/n: hi !! so- first schlatt oneshot , hope you all enjoyed :3 i reallyyyy wanna write for him again (and ted) so pleaseeeeee feel free to leave me some requests in my ask ;3

[rabbitsrams]

could i get some schlatt and his gf/wife finding out they're having a baby / dad!schlatt pls? </3

also can i be ☄️ anon? (if it's ok and the emoji is available ofc!!)

omgggg i love this sm it's so sweet :( also this got a LOT longer than i thought lmao enjoy

♡ you and schlatt have been in a committed relationship for a few years at this point. marriage was on the table but kids you weren't so sure

♡ you personally wanted to have them but you never really talked to schlatt about it because it was not really in your thoughts at that time

♡ but that all changed when you noticed you had missed your period and it was a couple weeks since you two had sex

♡ you bought like five different pregnancy tests from the pharmacy

♡ and all five were positive

♡ you freaked out, naturally

♡ schlatt was off recording something so he wasn't home

♡ you called your best friend and told them you were pregnant, they were happy but also wanted to support you

♡ you didn't want to abort or anything but at the same time you weren't sure what schlatt wanted because he never expressed interest in having a kid

♡ you've seen him with his nieces and nephews before and he was great with them

♡ his little niece made him a friendship bracelet and he didn't take it off till you went home

♡ him showing off his old consoles to the nephews

♡ playing outside with all the kids

♡ (idk i feel like schlatt would be great w/ kids hehe)

♡ you didn't think he'd be opposed to the idea but you also were unsure

♡ regardless, you knew you had to tell him that night

♡ he came home in the early evening with plans to simply order in food and relax the rest of the night with you and the cats, but he was greeted by you on the couch nervously stimming

♡ "babe? are you okay?"

♡ "there's something i need to tell you."

♡ it's a bit hard to outright say, "i'm pregnant." you pace around the apartment trying to say the right words, but instead opt to simply show him the positive pregnancy tests

♡ "you're pregnant?"

♡ "uh huh."

♡ he has to take a moment.

♡ he has envisioned himself with a kid a couple of times in his life

♡ but only as a passing thought

♡ he was more unsure about how you would feel because you never expressed any interest in having them either

♡ but now, in that moment, he imagines your family

♡ and a huge smile spreads across his face.

♡ "you're pregnant!" he's so happy now omg :((

♡ "you want to keep it?"

♡ "only if you want to."

♡ so yeah! you're keeping it :)

♡ he goes to every doctor's appointment with you

♡ and also to those classes that teach ppl about giving birth, how to hold the baby, etc etc

♡ reads all of the parenting books with you

♡ you make way too many baby yuto jokes

♡ "you better not treat them like you treated that toy baby"

♡ "I WON'T!"

♡ is so sweet when you're having mood swings

♡ also brings you anything you want esp if you're having weird pregnancy cravings

♡ i feel like you'd want to keep it a surprise so you ask ppl not to get pink/blue shit for the baby shower

♡ he wants a son but you don't really mind if it's a boy or a girl.

♡ okay so going to the hospital

♡ you go into labor on a random night, thankfully you're not anywhere in public, you're just chilling at home

♡ the baby bag is all packed and schlatt speeds to the hospital to get you in a room

♡ is there for you the whole time

♡ gets you ice chips

♡ holds your hand as you push it out

♡ softly reassures you that you're doing great, he's so proud of you

♡ he's so excited to see the baby :(

♡ if you have a boy, he's absolutely overjoyed.

♡ but if you have a girl? omg. he vows to protect her and spoil her rotten.

♡ she'd be his little princess FOR SURE

♡ ik schlatt has said he wants a son but he'd be such a girl dad and i absolutely LOVE that idea sm

♡ but either way he loves his kid the moment he holds them in his arms

♡ if schlatt had a son:

♡ he'd teach his son how to play baseball for sure

♡ v supportive if he does decide to pursue baseball as a hobby

♡ is there for his tryouts and helps him practice

♡ goes to all his games even if they're away

♡ and even if he doesn't want to do a sport, is super supportive of anything he wants to do

♡ doing a lot of "manly" things with him (manning the grill, car things, building a shed, etc)

♡ attempts to give him a cigar but you're like no. absolutely not.

♡ omfg schlatt showing him all of his old consoles and stuff and them playing video games together

♡ also they def build his first pc together

♡ schlatt going on drives with him to the desert lol

♡ you are kind of adamant about schlatt teaching him to shoot but he assures you it'll be in a safe environment and won't be till he's a teen lmfao

♡ when he brings home his first partner schlatt's like "you better treat 'em right, just like how i taught ya."

♡ if he needs advice asking someone out he tells him how he asked you out

♡ you love your boys sm :((

♡ as for his daughter...

♡ buys his princess anything she wants

♡ dresses her up in the CUTEST little dresses and stuff

♡ is so protective of her, if anyone looks at her weird, they get a death glare

♡ you bought her a play makeup palette and she begged her daddy to let her do his makeup

♡ (just think of that one scene from parks and rec where ron had his makeup done by the kids lmao)

♡ he's got all that shit smeared on his face and she's loving it

♡ you take so many pictures and videos of them

♡ ALWAYS calls you and her "his girls"🥺🥺🥺

♡ when she gets her first period he buys. all the pads.

♡ you and schlatt are so sweet w/ her too, with you telling her about everything and him trying his best to be there for her even if he doesn't get everything

♡ her bringing home her first partner and him threatening them w a gun (jkjk)

♡ but he's 100% the dad who's like "if u hurt my princess, i'm hurting u"

♡ especially if she brings home a boy lmao

♡ much like w/ his son, is super supportive of what she wants to do whether it be sports, band or anything

♡ there's a clip from chuckle sandwich or something where schlatt said he'd want to record home videos on older devices so he can teach his kid how to use them to watch the videos

♡ and that's so real

♡ he has an old ass camera where he records all the christmases and birthdays and other occasions

♡ also loves spoiling his kid on those occasions: buys them all the gifts

♡ all three of you putting up the tree in november

♡ you 100% have those family ornaments where u have the picture in it and the year <3333

♡ and you and the kid convincing schlatt to have a matching costume w/ them

♡ if they're in some sort of school production he brings the camera and you and him cheer the loudest when they come on stage :(

♡ constant trips to new york to show them his roots

♡ playing his favorite music in the car

♡ also he 100% keeps you and the kid off the internet

♡ schlatt loves his family so much

♡ absolutely brags about his kid and his wife to his friends/coworkers ALL THE TIME

[yumiis]

congrats ml!!! k, s, and x with schlatt please!!

thanks hon! here you go <3

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡ ﾟ。 schlatt ; K, S, X

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genre; fluff

type; headcanons

read below!

K: Kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they kiss their s/o, and where do they like to be kissed?)

schlatt likes to give lingering kisses, yknow what i mean? like he'll press a kiss to your forehead and just stay there for a second. he loves to kiss the top of your head or your forehead! he likes being kissed on his lips, he's pretty traditional!

S: Security (how protective are they? how would they protect their s/o?)

insanely protective. he's like your big bodyguard, and you know it. he's another one that has scary dog privilege. he likes to stand behind you so he never loses sight of you. he's definitely one that will get in an argument in your honor.

X: Xtra (what’s a random hc for them?)

he uses the absolute worst shampoo and conditioner known to man, but SOMEHOW his hair is still super soft and has tons of volume.

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

I've given this spiel on Discord already but I'm thinking about it again today so here goes

The reason Las Nevadas worked as pre-recorded, highly polished lore whereas other arcs were better served by improvisation (or, especially later, fell flat in the attempt to be more "cinematic") is because that style of presentation reflected and enhanced the themes of c!Quackity's story.

c!Quackity is a very image-conscious guy. He's performing strength, coldness, and viciousness. He's performing power, wealth, and masculinity. He wants to look respectable and frightening in the ways he's seen respectability and fearsomeness modeled by others.

But in the process, he eclipsed his emotions, his better self, and his very humanity.

Las Nevadas itself is a testament to that desire. It's grand, impressive, and entirely artificial. It's a harsh contrast to the organic awkwardness of El Rapids and the ramshackle simplicity of early L'manberg and the White House. c!Quackity intended it to be unlike any country before it - an improvement, an escalation, his unique legacy.

Even the style of the streams reflects that! They become more and more elaborate as time goes on, and yes, you could say more artificial. There's no improvisation. There's no room for silly mistakes. There's no breaking character. It's flashier, grander, more impressive. It's a bunch of bright, sterile lights, all alone in a cold desert.

...okay, now I have to talk about the face cam.

On the DSMP, there are only a few characters who never streamed from their own perspective. Of these, c!Schlatt and c!Dream are best known, and this lack of first-person perspective is often cited as a reflection of their villainy. However, I would also describe this as symbolic of emotional masking. It's vulnerability, and whether the narratives and the characters allow themselves such vulnerability.

c!Schlatt may very well be the embodiment of stereotypical toxic masculinity. He is obsessed with appearances. He lifts weights, takes steroids, drinks protein shakes, and harshly belittles anyone who doesn't live up to his standards. At the same time, he is a deeply paranoid ruler, who increasingly suspects (not without reason) even those closest to him of treason. His commitment to his "tough guy" persona in spite of his faltering health ultimately kills him, as his heart gives out - alone in a crowd.

c!Dream is also a deeply paranoid man (again, not without reason) who is so afraid of coming to terms with a changing world and his own changing relationships that he cuts himself off from all but a few other people and schemes for a near-impossible reunification. He becomes a caricature of a villain and locks himself in both a literal and metaphorical black box, in which he suffers and, yet again, ultimately dies. As with c!Schlatt, what began as a means of self-protection becomes an avenue for demonization.

(As an aside: c!Techno also never uses a facecam, although he did stream his POV. His arc proceeds in a much different way from other "antagonistic" characters; c!Techno manages to overcome his mistrust of others, refine his anarchist ideals, form a community of friends who help one another, and end his story happy. He's a wonderful foil to c!Quackity, though for slightly different reasons than the other two figures mentioned.)

These two (three with c!Techno) figures, alongside c!Wilbur (their polar opposite, insofar as his penchant for Hamlet-esque soliloquies goes), form c!Quackity's idea of what it means to be powerful.

In the first Las Nevadas episode, Quackity uses the facecam in the same way he did previously. We see every flinch, hear every doubtful thought, feel every change of expression. Where this changes, though, is the final scene: Quackity tears apart El Rapids, the last remnant of his early life and connection to his loved ones, and returns home covered in a prisoner's blood.

Las Nevadas 3 has a much different ratio of facecam to non-facecam scenes. During the confrontations with c!Foolish and c!Purpled, those in which he is at his most expressive and physically vulnerable (as both of these characters could easily defeat him in a fight, forcing him to rely on personal appeal), we see him acting through the facecam. But during his discussion with c!Sam about potential recruits, he's all business and all masked up. In c!Fundy's nightmare, in which he is more a manifestation of insecurity than a character, we only see his smiling skin and a frosty voice.

As for the prison scene... hoooooly moly I gotta talk about the details in that scene a different time. But I think it's fair to say that while c!Quackity is undoubtedly in a position of power here, he also breaks down in a way we haven't seen in this context yet. And by the end… well, he's confident. What reason is there to hide? The only person he might hide from already knows what he's capable of. This is the most honest he's ever been about his motivations for torturing c!Dream, and his straightforwardness and undisguised hatred amplifies the horror of the scene.

Las Nevadas 4, however? This is where the pattern gets really interesting.

The first segment of the stream is made without a facecam. c!Quackity walks c!Slime through lessons on how to be successful and powerful, each of which is challenged and peeled back. c!Quackity never fully removes his mask, even around this person he trusts, because he is trying to be an example for that person to emulate.

But there are two scenes in which the facecam returns. One, during the reunion with his fiances in Kinoko Kingdom, in which c!Quackity lets himself be relaxed and affectionate for the first time in months before pivoting to an outburst of all his resentment, sorrow, and anger. Two, when c!Purpled traps him and c!Slime and he is forced to fight for his life before screaming in grief at his friend's death.

And the final scene of the episode? We see not just the facecam, but full live action. The actor showing his full image, and c!Quackity being completely open and sincere. There's hope! There's a real human person still in there! Perhaps he can trust again and change before it's too late!

And guess what happens in the End of Las Nevadas?

THAT'S RIGHT, NOT A SINGLE SECOND OF FACECAM. NOT EVEN A CRUMB. HE'S GOING MAD (SCIENTIST) WITH POWER AND TERRIBLE COPING MECHANISMS FOR GRIEF. OUR MAN IS FULLY LOST IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SAUCE.

And that persona - no, not just the persona, the very person he tried to squeeze into his own image! - is the one who kills him!

And this is why I never liked the notion that Quackity's lore being so polished set the bar too high for other storylines. Because first off, imagine trying to insult someone by literally saying they're too good. Second, c!Quackity's whole arc in Las Nevadas was about how the pursuit of power and acclaim at the expense of your ability to be sincere will fucking destroy you. This way of telling a story is neither superior nor inferior to the more naturalistic style of other arcs. It all comes down to personal taste and how the medium can enhance the creator's intention.

And if Las Nevadas rings false to you?

Good. You understood.

Learn something from its fall.

[neverthelesshex]

Muse pt.3

!!Content warning there will be intoxicated smut in this chapter in which both members are intoxicating so there is no r4p3 involved it's just sex between to tipsy and very high people smut scene will be indicated and ended with ***** so if you're uncomfortable with that stuff skip ahead enjoy!!!

You get back to your dorm later that day. Putting on some music and starting to take a shower, you shave and use scents on your body like refreshing strawberry and deep vanilla, along with notes of Carmel, you step out and start drying your hair putting in heat protection spray in and grab your Dyson air wrap, curling your bangs and putting your hair in a high fluffy ponytail with a star claw clip. You carefully put on a baggy white and grey radio head shirt with a size to big deep navy leather jacket with two white stripes near the underbust and some very light grey cargo pants you add some jewelry and start on your makeup. You do some puppy liner do your brows put highlighter on the coners of your eyes and your nose a d finish it off with some tinted gloss you do a final check in the mirror and grab your phone and tote bag and leave your dorm seeing ted in his car

"Heyyy y/n, never thought you were gonna make it, damn you look good, ready to go?" He appealed

You nod and smile with a hint of blush peaking through your makeup

*time skipppp*

You arrive at the frat house seeing tons of cars yet a nice clean front yard you walk in to some cool music schlatt walks up to you and Ted

"HEY WHATS UP MY DUDES" he slurs with a light stumble

"Are you already drunk schaltt-" ted grumbles pinching the bridge of his nose

"Whaaaaat- no wayyyy" he giggles

You walk away from the group going over to the drink table mixing up a fruity yet strong drink and sitting on an empty love seat before ted joins you holding a red solo cup

"How you liking the party so far?" He hums

You take another sip of your drink your throat slightly burning "I mean there's alcohol so it's lit" you smile

"Just wait until they start beer pong then we get to smoke some weed" he groans happily

"Wait really?!?!" You exclaim in excitement

"Yeah it should start here in around 5 min but until then wanna dance" he ask getting up and holding his hand out

You put your drink down on a table and start to dance with ted softly yet surely grinding your body against his as the weekend was playing specifically often by them ted let out heavy breaths anytime your ass grinded against his clothed dick his hands gripping into your hips before jschlatt yells

"Beer pong in the dining hall!!"

You and Ted walk over there and jschaltt hands ted a joint

"Now ted you and y/n better share" he jokes

Ted lights it and takes a deep breath of it handing it to you and you taking a deep breath of it holding it and blowing the smoke in his face he laughs and grabs the joint again, you too go bsck and forth taking hits before the weed finally takes over your brain your knees start to buckle

"Hey jschaltt ima take y/n upstairs her pretty knees ain't working right" he chuckles before picking you up bridal style and bring you upstairs laying you on the bed

***********

Before you can think you grab him by your shirt collar and start to kiss him he starts to kiss back holding your cheeks softly brushing your side peices behind your ears, you pull him closer causing him to stumble and causes him to straddle you you too kiss for awhile you're soon bucking up your hips wanting more,

"Want more m'please ted" you whine trying to get some friction.

"Mmm you sure babydoll" he drunkenly groans

You nod he starts to kiss on your neck bitting and nipping at your sweet spots causing you to moan and gripping onto his shirt, he takes off his shirt and starts to remove your jacket and your shirt messing up your hair he kisses around your bra leaving hickeys from your neck to your tits and removes your bra kissing,sucking,and nipping at your nipples you scratch his back and moan at this your cunt getting soaked at this, he kisses down you until he gets to your stomach that has slight stretch marks

"You are so God damn beautiful-" he growls before until un buttoning your pants and pulling them down with your underwear

"God is everything about you this beautiful?" He questions

Before softly kissing your clit and you letting out a small hiss

He takes off his pants and boxers and let's his cock spring free it's 6inch hard and decently thick the tip blushy

He slides it up and down your folds a few times causing you to throw your head back before he pushes it in and you let out a choked out moan

"F-mm-fuUck" you hazily moan

"That feel good princess?" He groans

"Y-yeah mhm mph" you gutter out

He starts a slow place causing choked and guttered moans from you and slowly starts to go faster

"Fuck fuck fuck" you cry out eyes loling back into your head he softly wraps his hand around your neck squeezing on the sides of your neck lightly causing you to reach your peak

"Fuck ted m'gonna cum m'gnna cu." You mumble out as your eyes fully roll back and your cunt convulses around his cock your legs softly shaking he pulls out after you calm down from your high and strokes his dick a few times before Cumming on your stomach

He gatheres the little bit of cum left on his cock with his finger and shoves it in his mouth swallowing and gets dressed

******

"Hey sweet thing, ima go grab you some water and go find your tote bag I have a small draw of pj's here for when I sleep over here sometimes so I'll go frat those for you then we can cuddle okay" he rants

You just nod not understanding half of the stuff he just muttered out

You lay there muscles feeling sore and still high and tipdy just like ted

Ted's pov

I walk down stairs the party quieting down as many people have left

"Hey is y/n okay??" Jschaltt questions drunkenly "woah wait....did you two fuck-" he says almost in a hurt tone

"Uhhhh yeah-" i states still high and tipsy

"On my bed??" Jschaltt asks grossed out

"No no dude the spare bedroom I usually spend the night in also are my pj's still in there" I hun grabbing her tote bag from the cabinet she hid it in

"Yeah yeah-" he grumbles

I go to the closet and grab a rag and go back to y/n I go to the connected bathroom and run the sink on until the water is warm dampening the cloth and walking to y/n wiping off my cum from her I walk over to the draw pulling out a pair of boxers pajama shorts and a shirt and help her put them on then I change into my own pajamas I get us under the cover and cuddle her as we fall asleep

*time skip*

Y/ns pov

I wake up groaning my body aching terribly I turn over to see ted and memory's come flashing back

"Mmmm goodmorning pretty girl" he hums deeply "there's a water bottle and Tylenol on the bedside table"

"Did we fuck??" I ask not minding if we did I may have a slight thing for ted

"Yeah we did and it was pretty awsome" he laughs running a hand through his hair

"Was it just like a pitty fuck or" I questioned

He softly grabs my face "no not at all y/n if I was sober I'd still have sex with you, if I'm being honest I really like you y/n-" he says

I lean in and he softly kisses me

"But I need you to take that medicine because we have to go back to our own dorms hon" he hums

I take the Tylenol

"So you like me" i say putting on my shoes on

"Yeah" he reply

"So do you wanna be my boyfriend" I nervously ask

"Can i be your boyfriend-" he smiles

"You're so cheesy" I say rolling my eyes

"Let's go back to the dorms y/n" he smiles

[royallygray]

fic recs pls (part 1)

I am in need of long (don’t actually know what qualifies as long, 10k+ words?), complete (or not) dsmp (mainly sbi) or Life Series fanfic recommendations. I have read so many and I am trying to find more to soothe the brain itch.

Here are several that I have read, if you’re looking for fic recs yourself :)

Dream SMP (SBI)

tommyinnit’s clinic for supervillains by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti) — [26/26 chapters, 189k words] aka “clinic”. A superhero au from Tommy’s pov where he’s just chillin with his healing powers and then he heals a villain and then gets sucked into it. He also gets attached to this Wilbur guy that visits the coffee shop he works at.

the world forgetting by the world forgot by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti) — [21/21, 165k words] A superhero au from Tommy’s pov where he is the hero Dream’s sidekick and has terrible amnesia, forgetting the entirety of what happened the year before. The Syndicate, a band of villains, is looking for something that was stolen from them.

Hush Now (You Were Lost But Now You’re Found) by CorpseArt — [Incomplete, 56/?, 301k] A superhero AU where Tommy was Dream's sidekick and made it his entire person, and then Dream kicks him out of the Hero Corp. Tommy needs to figure out what the fuck is going on, bc there's no way Dream would just do that, even if he did protect the villain Siren. Their one rule is to not kill. Also he meets this funky man named Wilbur at a coffee shop and they become besties. (Pogtopia my absolute beloved.)

say you’re open by remrose — [9/9, 43k] A magic AU from Wilbur’s pov where he finds this kid unconscious on the floor if his shop after attending his mother’s funeral, obviously bearing the marks of intense chaos magic. He takes care of the kid. He also gets sold a mysterious object. The twinsduo here makes my heart sing. Also Phil is kind of like “you are mildly breaking the law” and Neapolitan trio just shrug.

Technoblade’s Entirely Average Babysitting Gig by opheliabloo — [3/3, 34k] A Techno pov fic where he is in college and needs money. A really shady family is offering like 20k for babysitting for 3 hours or something absurd like that, and him being a money-hungry college student, he ventures to this house in the middle of nowhere to take care of gremlin children that try to kill him.

His Curse of Binding by bari_astralis (orphan_account) — [30/30, 144k words] A foster au from Tommy’s pov where he is reincarnated into different Greek hero stories and he needs to figure out who this time’s story is before his sixteenth birthday. Featuring: Complicated SBI bonding, (minor) Clementine being a girlboss, bench trio being absolutely precious, allium duo making fun of each other but alsok being so damn precious, Linda Smith and Miss Allingham bashing (you’ll understand when you read it, I hate their guts), and generally trying to find your peace in life.

Breathing’s Just a Rhythm by MollyPollyKinz — [53/53, 186k] A time travel canon-divergent fic where Tommy, Schlatt, Dream, Tubbo, and The Voices travel from Exile era back to Pogtopia-Manburg era, and they've gotta fix the shitty world and avoid Dream at all fucking costs. Relationship building happens, and the Voices are the best character to ever exist in all literature.

the from ice to water series by Drhair76, plantform — [12 works, 157k words] The main fic is icing those hurts, but my personal favorite is hailing on you. An ice skating au fic centered around found family and belonging in a place without harm. In the main fic, Tommy gets healed, but in hailing on you, Wilbur gets healed and it's so sweet <3

holding onto nothing by remrose -- [20/20, 71k] A mainly Techno pov fic, twinsduo centric. adhd and autistic techno, and his mom is a bitch. He goes to the Crafts for help and it's terribly sweet but also pretty angsty. At times this fic has literally been my lifeblood, like my support system in keeping me alive. I love it so much.

My Faithless Hoax by phantom_star739 -- [24/24, 105k] A supernatural? (fae, vampire, siren) crimeboys centric fic with mild political aspects. I don't really know how to describe it, but it's amazing.

Fic recs part 2!

[schlattsdoll]

HI i just read your schlatt hcs and i felt so seen as a fellow new yorker i kinda wanted to drop some more hcs into your inbox if u dont mind!

he's so protective whenever you are on the subway together (even though you're used to it), always got an arm around you and stares daggers at anyone who looks your way in a weird way

shipping him ny-specific brands like tate's and stella d'oro and andy capp's whenever you see it in the store

if you're from a different borough than him (like me oop who said that) there's always little light-hearted arguments about where's better (except staten island. fuck staten island /lh /hj)

taking the train into penn station whenever you want to go to manhattan and going to rose's pizza together (it actually reopened! i saw it a couple months ago)

also need to say my piece abt the bagels bc even the UPSTATE NY bagels don't have that same taste as the city ones (i go to college upstate and the bagels are just not it sometimes)

sorry if this got too long😅we can def talk more abt this if u want

-rabbitsrams/stella <3

omg first off i’m starstruck i adore ur writing ???? & second ofc you’re welcome to drop these in my inbox!!

he absolutely holds your hand or has his arm around you every time you’re on a subway or even a bus for that matter. native new yorker or not, he’s so fiercely protective of you

as a staten islander i’m OFFENDED (jk jk) but you’re absolutely right. he’d make fun of me from being from the worst borough. “you’re basically fuckin new jersey.” smh

i feel like he’s a brooklyn boy??? like a bensonhurst kinda guy (if this information is out there i’ve never seen it)

he’s so grateful that you still will make sure he has his favorites from back home <33 especially his beloved tates bake shop

loves taking the train with you !!!! it’s the least chaotic of the ny public transport

i’ve actually never been to roses & need to get on that 👀

[bonesandthebees]

Two more things before I start chipping away at my long analysis because they’ve been rotating in my head.

1. I am not getting over the implication (well it’s rather explicit) that Phil and Techno have killed multiple people (and taken turns doing it). Combined with Phil being familiar with being threatened… I kinda want a prequel of these two murder plotting their way to the top. I’m so glad we get a Phil pov. I love the besties. No hesitation, yeah you can murder that man I’ll be on lookout. You go get revenge.

And Wilbur killing is necessary because it’s the best excuse to break his moral ‘code’. He wants revenge, he feels threatened and wants to protect Tommy (and Niki and Quackity too in a way). His has a noble reason + his personal anger. This is the easiest it’s ever going to get to convince him to murder someone. And Phil has experience with this so he knows it’s something Wilbur will have to do if he wants to maintain his power. From a game standpoint it’s a good choice. From a father standpoint it’s an understandable choice but girl it’s not healthy.

2. From the moment Wilbur was in that ballroom with Niki on 1 side and Tommy on the other I knew what was going to happen AND I HATE IT /aff. If I wasn’t home alone I would have been screaming at him to choose Niki! He literally provides himself with every argument (including reasons why not picking Niki is dangerous when thinking about Tommy aka you cannot be sold out if the only people who know are also guilty, in which case he would be safe should Niki find out and should they drift apart (which he has no vision of the future, so he’s not worried about that, BUT I AM))

it’s so beautiful and good and frustrating and tragic at the same time. This is the point where he chooses Tommy over Niki. His alliance is made even if it isn’t really. His mental alliance has been made. And his chance to keep Niki is slipping. And yes I am actually upset about him going to Tommy and forcing him into this. That poor kid has enough trauma. He’s 13 and he helped murder someone (for his own safety) when he did not need to be (much like Wilbur actually). (Also he’s loyal like a dog geeez).

Anyway, I will repeat all of this in my big batches. But who knows when I get around to writing those with all the work stuff. So enjoy my brain worms. (I am Looking 👀 at the answer to my last ask).

-🌲

phil and techno certainly pulled a lot of... things off while they were both climbing their way up the ranks. I just love the absolute trust and understanding those two have with each other. one goes and murders a man while the other stands lookout, no questions asked. they've done this before and it's like a well-oiled machine at this point. murder besties <3

exactly, this is going to be the best introduction wilbur could ever get to pulling off something like this. he has a very strong reason for wanting schlatt dead, both with his own need for revenge and the future threat schlatt poses if he sticks around. phil can see this as the opportunity it is and knows that wilbur is going to have to pull something like this eventually, so he's doing the helpful parental guidance thing. with political murder. totally normal and healthy bonding activities with your 19 year old son.

once again, I'm thinking about the tragedy of rose!wilbur and rose!niki. there was no reason for wilbur not to go to niki. he had every reason not to go to tommy. but he was never going to choose niki. not after l'mannes. not after what he and tommy went through.

also just want to point out that there's actually zero evidence that wilbur had anything to do with schlatt's death. even an eyewitness account claiming that they say him putting something in schlatt's drink would have to be backed up by someone finding the vial in his cloak, but he smashed it to pieces the moment he got back to his room like phil told him to. there's no written correspondence about the plan because wilbur, phil, and techno only ever discussed it in person. and while an eyewitness accusation might be enough to get some people convicted, when you're accusing the son of the consil himself it's not. so unless some other evidence magically appears he'll get away with it scot free

yes you understand exactly what the point of that scene was. the entire scene was designed to show wilbur finally being forced to choose between tommy and niki. even if he hasn't admitted it to himself yet, he's now tied himself to tommy. and of course it wasn't fair to tommy whatsoever. wilbur had the option to go to someone else, wilbur had the option to not do anything at all and let phil handle it because phil told him he had alternative plans, but wilbur didn't want to do that. so he dragged the 13 year old into his murder plot and now tommy will have that on his conscience for the rest of his life. it's not fair to him whatsoever.

[bahs-lovely-bakery]

Ice!Wilbur AND Ice!Schlatt

Back on my GRINDDD CHAT1!!1!1 MWHAHAHAH NO ONE CAN STOP ME1!!1!1

⋆₊ ♱ Name / s — Wilbur Soot ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Nickname / — Wil, Soot, Player, Ice, Star ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Age / s — Twenty two ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Gender / s — Agender Amab ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Sexuality / s — Lesboy (I love lesboys tbh <3) ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Pronoun / s — Ice / Ices, Puck / Pucks, Skate / Skates ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Role / s — Athlete, Trauma absorber (hard to explain but ice fronts whenever traumatic events are happening), Disassociates ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Species / s — Human ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ personality — Quiet, nervous, caring, friendly, ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Face-Claim [Okay so there isn’t many fanart of these guys so Idk 😭 just imagine a sadass Wilbur and very poggers Jschatt x 3] ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Quirks — Looking around when nervous, almost always on guard when fronting alone, asks for permission to do everything. ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Habits — Fidgeting, muttering incoherently under ice’s breath ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Favorite / s — Ice skating, Ice’s friends, Coffee ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Least favorite / s — Being yelled at, Being forced to be harmed, Bad source memories, overstimulating environments ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Kin / s — N / A ꒷꒦︶︶

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Ice!Schlatt

⋆₊ ♱ Name / s — Schlatt, Johnathan, Jschlatt ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Nickname / — Jschlatty, Adding sch- to the front if any word (EX: Schave (sch + cave), Schoser (sch + loser)) ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Age / s — Twenty three ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Gender / s — Gender fluid ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Sexuality / s — Asexual, gayy ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Pronoun / s — She / They / It / He ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Role / s — Athlete, Mainly Wilbur’s Protector ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Species / s — Human ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ personality — Funny, Caring, Loud, Protective, Not afraid to speak his mind. ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Face-Claim [PHOTO] ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Quirks — Yelling randomly. Just…. silence and then “AHHHHHHH” ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Habits — Cant think of anything. Drinking? ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Favorite / s — Ice Hockey, His team, Wilbur (happy gay couple frfr 🙏) ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Least favorite / s — Bullshit, people being assholes, Ruse ꒷꒦︶︶

⋆₊ ♱ Kin / s — BIG. ASS. DOG!!!! Like specifically Military Dogs ꒷꒦︶︶

[steelstreqq]

*About your Rustout AU*

So. You have this awesome A.U. and I require further information and to gush about it

First and foremost, compliments.

Your designs for Ranboo and Charlie are incredible?? They fit the characters really well, and they remain pretty unique, which I think is lovely. I genuinely adore Charlie's outfit. It really seems like something that fits him, and something that would fit this kind of world (even if you don't think of it at first). Ranboo's scarf/hood thing was a really creative way to incorporate his mask as well!

Your handle on proportions is incredible! Everything looks really nice, it's the type of art I want to put in a snow globe and vigorously shake around for three minutes straight and then stick on a mantle for the next five years of my life.

Your backstories are all really neat! If you had handed anybody else on Tumblr that same list of characters and the idea of nuclear fallout set in the 80s/90s I don't think that anybody would have come up with the same ideas. I want to specifically mention:

Ted - him as a serial killer is genuinely insane. I really don't think anyone else would have thought about that, it is such a cool concept. I don't see him often in fan content, so it's really neat to find him here, and I think this does him justice!

Wilbur - his backstory is a great set up to his character, and it seems really fleshed out. It fits both him and Fundy as characters, and I think it would be really interesting to see how this event impacted him and his future interactions with others.

Charlie - again, such a unique idea. And it fits. Former front man of a pop group stranded and separated from his friends while on a burger break? Pretty much insane but swears up and down that he is normal? Silly billy but also, like, clinically insane? Literally Charlie. The perfect backstory.

Quackity and Schlatt also sound like they're just. Crazy. I find their backstories kind of hysterical, like, 'We'll get married to look good and adopt this thirteen year old gremlin for the news but hey we're attached to him and now we just murdered everybody in the 1% bunker. huh.'

Absolute perfection, those two.

Anyway, you said that asks were welcome, so I have a few questions (if you have answers, or if you're willing to share).

Character stuff (pretty short, but I wanted to ask anyway):

Does Niki/Nihachu have any role in this?

What's Jack up to? Do you plan for him to be close with anybody in particular in this, or is he going to be something closer to a loner?

Do you have a specific age in mind for Fundy? Is he a younger or older teenager, or is it still up in the air?

General Questions:

What character design are you most proud of?

Which character backstory do you find most interesting, out of the backstories you have created?

Any specific plot points you want to share?

Thanks for reading through all this, I hope you liked the ask, because I adored your original post.

OMG THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER GOTTEN A FOR REAL ASK AAAHH... thank u so much this means everything <3 both me and my partner (who helped a lot on this au) (@belovedstilldear) adore everything about this ask and it means a lot

esp about ted, cuz the serial killer thing was my partners idea :3

ANYWAYS, TO THE QUESTIONS

Does Niki/Nihachu have any role in this?

i didnt think about niki until you asked this and OH MY GOD IM SO MAD AT MYSELF FOR NOT CONSIDERING IT, im thinking for her she could run some sort of a hostel or sanctuary faction including such characters as bbh and condificition ^-^, she knows her way around a blade and isnt afraid to defend those she is protecting. honestly she probably goes out of her way to attack first, esp when wilbur and his motley crew roll around

What's Jack up to? Do you plan for him to be close with anybody in particular in this, or is he going to be something closer to a loner?

hes gonna be some sort of a raider or pirate type of character (courtesy of my partner AGAIN for this idea). a lone grifter who wanders from settlement to settlement, taking whats not his, and hes definitely not afraid to fight back if confronted. hes a little jackass

Do you have a specific age in mind for Fundy? Is he a younger or older teenager, or is it still up in the air?

deffo around 14-15ish, he really cant navigate the world like he thinks he can

What character design are you most proud of?

CHARLIE CHARLIE CHARLIE, i think i hit a sweet spot with his designs esp with the super big glove

other than him im super happy with ted and tubbo, esp with tubbo having schlatt merch :o

Which character backstory do you find most interesting, out of the backstories you have created?

the most interesting i feel is techno who i didnt go into too much detail with -- hes a college student whos majoring in mythology studies and english. when tommy goes missing, phil calls up his old buddy techno and asks if he can come along with him to look for tommy -- phil and techno essentially adopt these 'wandering criminal' identities and don these kickass gas masks that obscure their faces. ill totally go into their history more when i post their designs

Any specific plot points you want to share?

i dont wanna reveal too much cuz i might make some short comics about these fellers, but i do want there to be some major character death (ao3 style) along the line, it always hurts to lose a character in apocalypse fiction and we'll see where that goes :3

again thanks so much, this means everything to me -- both me and my partner (@belovedstilldear again) answered these on vc at like 1 am BUT THATS LIKE SUCH A VIBE

ALSO I NEED CHARACTERS TO ADD AS WELL SO IF ANYBODY HAS MORE CHARACTERS TO SUGGEST PLZZZ HAND THEM IN!!!

[sanny-star-eyed]

HIII SCUBLR!!!!!

So... I've been thinking about the disaster trio(charlie, grizz and condi) having already met schlatt before natural disasters.

Just think: they live in a world full of divine creatures who love tormenting mortals for fun, in a world where they are always have to fight something

But then, they meet a god, but they see he is not like the other chaotic divine entities they found, he was really chill. So they become friens :]

They start worshipping schlatt, in a kinda "wow i like this dude, he is my friend" way

And schlatt just looks at them and think "oh i like this guys <:)" and he just start protecting them and just fucking around with them.

To a point that they get very close, schlatt decides to give Charlie a gift, a golden apple necklace, in exchange for worshiping him and just being his friend :] (he gave presents to grizzly and condi too, but he felt a conection to charlie, so he was his favorite)

And well, everything is fine, everything is cool, the trio just explore the world as nomads, without feeling afraid with the protection of their new god.

But schlatt feels something weird, something that his mortal friends are not feeling, and then he spots something, a tree.

An apple tree.

He starts to feel weird, hearing whispers, but he doesn't tell his friends. He just waits for them to go sleep in the area they were camping and he comes closer to the tree.

As he gets closer, the whispers get louder, he takes one of the apples from the tree, which looked ordinary at first, but as soon as he picks the apple it turns golden.

The whispers are deafening now.

But he knows what they are saying, it wants schlatt to make the boys eat the apple.

He tries to control this urge, but he can't. He feels scared, he thought he was a powerful god, why he is getting controled by this thing?

So he sits on top of the tree, waiting for daylight. He knows what he needs to do.

And on the other day, the trio wake up and dont see schlatt at first. They look around and see him floating on top of a tree. With a golden apple on his hands.

All they hear from him is "Are you hungry?? Take this apple!" And he throws the golden apple into Charlie's hand. And then he just starts to repeat "apple. eat" again and again.

Charlie thought this was just another of Schllatt's jokes, he was always trying to scare him and his friends. So he decided to go along with it: while Condi and Grizzly look at him with curiosity, he takes a bite of the apple.

He feels good and invigorated, but those were the last moments he felt good.

Schlatt looks at him with his yellow ram like eyes and just says: "..You fucked up."

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Ok, I started writing this post thinking it would be short, just talking about that schlatt and disaster trio had a friendship before the natural disasters.

But i made a freaking fanfic LMAO

Well, thats it, i just wanted to share this thought i had :D

I will bring more thoughts and headcanons about scu and about the others slimecicle characters(like dsmp!slime, mr cycle, esmp!charlie) because im unhinged about them<3

[totallyramona]

Alright, I’ll give this a go to sort out my reading of the story…

1: L’Manburg was a scam designed to gain power for Tommy and Wilbur until they got lost in the sauce of their own propaganda and believed in its ideals. For everyone else it was legit. Wilbur blew it up because he’d becomes disillusioned and determined that the country only brought conflict.

2: He was absolutely provoked by Tommy, and his attempts to maintain peace and control corrupted him.

3: I honestly can’t remember. I missed most of Quackity’s pov.

4: To Techno, kindness is always repaid with kindness, and pain is always repaid with pain. He was willing to give up Tommy as a favor to Dream because Dream was a more trustworthy ally.

5: Sam has tunnel vision when it comes to keeping Dream locked up, and he has no qualms with denying anyone human rights for the sake of the greater good.

6: Schlatt’s death was the ultimate result of the stress that holding together Manburg had on him. His arc was an extreme representation of the corruptive power of politics and government that was inevitable.

7: He was genuinely sorry and wished to move on with his life. Whether or not they forgave him, it was the best he could do at that point.

8: Ranboo is afraid of standing up for any strong ideals. He’s a centrist who wants to be liked by the majority, but is easily pressured.

9: Wilbur was a wonderful father who loved his son dearly, and almost annoyingly, until the politics of Manburg ripped them apart. By the time they reunited after his resurrection, they barely knew each other.

10: Power corrupts and everyone makes mistakes. Eret’s betrayal was a sign of the evils to come going forward.

11: I genuinely don’t fucking know.

12: An ancient, festering, lovecraftian beast, it corrupts and controls, appealing to those who desire power and feasting on sacrifices as it slowly reaches its true form. I don’t know what it was weak to, but it hated those who were incorruptible.

13: The disks themselves are worthless. They have value because Tommy decided they have value. He clings to them and risks lives for them because they are his. They’re the ultimate representation of the flaws within humanity.

14: People refuse to accept themselves and their personal truths, and that’s amplified by the unique factors of the Dream SMP. It’s not a normal land.

15: Ranboo is taken over by some kind of underlying persona. Perhaps the parts of himself that he hides.

16: Dream directed Ranboo to do it so that he could justify Doomsday.

17: Writing someone’s name with a magical page and burning it.

18: Limbo is an inbetween state for the souls that are still halfway between life and death due to their own inability to move on or find peace. Ranboo is surrounded by ocean and Wilbur is stuck in a subway station.

19: Wilbur had a mental breakdown and begged him to.

20: Each of them are distinct individuals.

21: I honestly don’t know what this is lol.

22: It was always designed to protect Dream.

23: He is the god of the Dream SMP, who made himself look like Dream so that normal people could comprehend him.

24: People make mistakes and hurt the people they want to protect. Sometimes the only thing you can do is keep moving and try again.

25: Scrap most of the ending, remove the nukes, and collaborate with Technoblade’s family on an animated production that completes his character’s story.

fuck it. ultimate dsmp quiz because i want to hear people deliberate about it again. answer some (or all) of the questions in the tags/reblogs, but do not start fights!

what did l'manberg ultimately mean to each of its members, and why did wilbur blow it up on november 16th?

why did dream pursue the path of villainy?

what was quackity's justification for the creation of las nevadas, and where did those principles originate?

explain how techno views allyship, from his more secure allies in the syndicate, to shorter-lived allies like with dream and tommy

how did sam justify why leaving tommy in the prison was a safer option, even if it meant risking his death?

why did schlatt die, and what did his short-lived arc in manberg represent?

what was wilbur truly aiming for when asking different members of the smp for forgiveness?

what did ranboo mean by his preference of being truly factionless?

define wilbur and fundy's father-son relationship (bonus if you can extend it to phil)

what did eret's betrayal signify for the dream smp's overall theme?

what did the inbetween and the other side really mean?

describe the egg, its powers and its weaknesses

what did tommy's discs signify?

why was memory such a prevalent issue in the dsmp?

what is enderwalking?

how did the community house explode?

how do you revive someone via the revival book?

what is limbo and what were the different states of limbo each dead person experienced?

why did phil kill wilbur?

how did sam have multiple bodies/personas?

what was the importance of outsider perspective, both found in phil and michael mcchill's respective lore?

who was pandora's vault built for?

who is dreamxd?

what is the overall attempted general theme of the dream smp?

how would you have changed the dsmp?