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qsmp purgatory event: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called "BOLAS?!??!?" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 min later: dude i swear let's just rp as villagers fuck pvp
my buddy, cellbit, pacing: i killed all those federation workers
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at work we have a bartender named tyler and he collects wine corks so we put them in a little box for him and another bartender makes fun of him cause his t’s look like l’s so she wrote “lyler’s corks” and i saw it this morning and i grabbed a marker and changed the ‘c’ to a ‘g’
and after he left a bartender came up to me and said “aww lyler left his gorks” and i lost it
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bleaagh
some older stuff i colored in + cucurucho smile
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if you've been doomscrolling or watching or whatever for a while this is your sign to drink water or eat something 🙏
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haooy one week to all who selebrate
It's been a week since Ranboo and Tubbo met up :D
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shoutout to everyone else who cant escape this fucking building
#every couple of months for the past year or so theres a big bump in traffic to this fandom and i couldnt be more happy#god bless im so glad we all are normal
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i just sat thru that entire stream. that better be the nail in the coffin im so serious
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tuck that love away inbetween your ribs,
i don't really care abt the dsmp anymore but i do occasionally think abt ghostbur and how he was most probably in impromptu character that was meant to serve no purpose but just be wilbur's was of being on the server (while his character was dead),, but he became this sort of anchor, and he tried so hard to be liked by everyone to become what everyone expected of him..
in a sort of way i think he's a complete opposite of revivebur, all he wanted was to preserve and keep everyone close
he means a lot to me sorry for the little rant... [song is: dear little brother - omori ost]
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None of this would've happened if we let Coconut 2020 commit voter fraud
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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again
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