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who do you think has the biggest dick in jjk?
Hmmm such a hard question I have no idea...........
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Watch resident alien for the storylines and interesting mystery, stay for the alien x human relationships
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I’m still deciding which pieces to put up here. I love WBN so much (I’m working on some more stuff from them) so here’s a drawing I did of @quiddie’s Suvi.
#the wizard the witch and the wild one#wbn pod#wbn fanart#suvi the wizard#suvirin kedberiket#worlds beyond number#we have#not one but two#nationalist wizards with dead parents#cuz Caleb Widogast#and i love it#my art stuff#my art
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miya osamu and toji fushiguro are hot but imagine an outfit swap ... (or au, job, etc)
#miya osamu#hq osamu#toji fushiguro#jjk toji#been on my mind a lot#PLEASE just imagine them#not one but TWO#fucking hot men with crazy physiques wearing crazy shit#imagine how yummy samu would look#samu killing shi?? woah#toji working at onigiri miya would ne weird#I think#oh well#haikyuu imagines#jjk imagines#jjk thoughts#they're both so fine and for what ong
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Scaramouche & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Nahida & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Nahida & Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Nilou & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact) Characters: Nahida (Genshin Impact), Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Nilou (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Written Before 3.3 Update (Genshin Impact), Scaramouche Needs a Hug (Genshin Impact), he gets one, Good Aunt Nahida (Genshin Impact), References to Depression, Touch-Starved Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Swearing, Male-Female Friendship, Found Family, Nahida gets to say fuck, So does Lumine, Angst with a Happy Ending, Attempt at Humor, Fluff and Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:
Shortly after being defeated, Scaramouche falls into a deep coma. Nobody's able to awaken him, not even Sumeru's best doctors. Nahida, not wanting to give up on him, decides to use the last remaining Akasha terminal to check for any brain activity - which is how she and the traveler end up in a metaphysical representation of Scaramouche's mental state.
Who knew it would only take a few hugs and vent sessions to befriend the feared Balladeer?
Or: entirely self-indulgent post 3.2 archon quest fix-it in which Scaramouche gets all the hugs.
#genshin impact#fanfic#fanfiction#genshin fanfic#scaramouche#scara needs a hug#he gets one in this fic#not one but two#fix-it fic#angst#genshin angst#lumine#aunt nahida#nahida&lumine friendship#scara & lumine friendship#alhaitham shows up a bit#friendship#genshin crack#crack#unabashed self advertizing
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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this
#artists on tumblr#Arcane#jayvik#Jayce Talis#Viktor#arcane spoilers#my art#I saw That Shot (you know the one) and my brain broke with how beautiful it was#and then I was like wait those colors... oh my god what if...#aaaand I've always wanted to draw the klimt kiss ref#looks like these two were the ones who got it in the end hah#but phew this tested me in so many ways with figuring things out
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
Extra doodles:
Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#sevika#jinx#arcane powder#silco#silco and jinx#Silco will never actually be able to discipline in jinx#the best he can do is raise his voice#and even that has no effect#sorry silco you are a doomed girl dad#now I've doodled all my silco and jinx ideas I got a while back no wait#still one#well I'll finish it at some point#sevika needs help guys she is all alone with these two
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class#with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious#i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does#“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class#🌌
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what studying literature feels like
#it’s always one of these two.#either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful…….#pip squeaks#literature
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They made having blue hair and pronouns illegal in piltover
#arcane#arcane jinx#arcane season 1#arcane season one#arcane season two#arcane vander#arcane vi#arcane viktor#arcane viktor x reader#jinx arcane#jinx#jinx league of legends#vi and jinx#jinx lol#arcane viktor pookie#vi arcane#vi#vi league of legends
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
#story time with sair#i might follow up with more#that was a wild living situation even for me#family owned#two neighboring houses of six units total#all of them one family/lived there decades#except the one unit rented out to me
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from 8 months ago
animated by mee :)) watch the full thing heree
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#For me#green or blue#almost always#But I would eat any one of them if they didn’t have those two#Purple will unfortunately be eaten last 😔#That is just the way of the world#What you eatin first#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#funny memes#relatable memes#twitter meme#funny meme#tumblr memes#dank memes#best memes#humor#haha#jokes#meme humor#meme page#meme energy#funny post#funny stuff#funny shit
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