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who do you think has the biggest dick in jjk?
Hmmm such a hard question I have no idea...........
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Watch resident alien for the storylines and interesting mystery, stay for the alien x human relationships
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jumping around and spinning in circles (i now have TWO hanif abdurraqib books in my possession !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! )
#NOT ONE BUT TWO#this is the greatest day of my life#i actually started physically jumping when i found them ohfhghhhh my GODDDDDDD#highlighting and underlining and annotating oh my god oh my god best day ever ever ever#the overdue asteroid strikes again#hanif abdurraqib save me
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I’m still deciding which pieces to put up here. I love WBN so much (I’m working on some more stuff from them) so here’s a drawing I did of @quiddie’s Suvi.
#the wizard the witch and the wild one#wbn pod#wbn fanart#suvi the wizard#suvirin kedberiket#worlds beyond number#we have#not one but two#nationalist wizards with dead parents#cuz Caleb Widogast#and i love it#my art stuff#my art
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miya osamu and toji fushiguro are hot but imagine an outfit swap ... (or au, job, etc)
#miya osamu#hq osamu#toji fushiguro#jjk toji#been on my mind a lot#PLEASE just imagine them#not one but TWO#fucking hot men with crazy physiques wearing crazy shit#imagine how yummy samu would look#samu killing shi?? woah#toji working at onigiri miya would ne weird#I think#oh well#haikyuu imagines#jjk imagines#jjk thoughts#they're both so fine and for what ong
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I been studying my birth chart for some time now more like on and off to be fully honest
and I just realised I am royally fucked
not only I have taurus in the seventh house in addition I got Saturn there so I'm going really slow
pluto in the second house is a bonus too
no wonder why my blackass is a late bloomer
well time to go cry honestly 'cause self establishment ain't gon' happen overnight
#imma go cry now#not one but two#the universe really said and I quote I'm feeling rather generous today so take it#excuse I don't recall subscribing to this kind of torture#nor do I have recollection of wondering why it is so fucking slow#yeah then I remember taurus is a whole ass earth sign#so it makes why it's taking time#spirit you're demanding too much#and I have a cancer stellium#aka I don't really like working#astro shenanigans#i hate it here#Pluto really meant *cough cough* you needa work#saturn said you needa discipline#taurus said take it slow#all of this on top of being a scorpio rising#beurk je sens ma fin venir#me and trauma we're best friends 💀
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Scaramouche & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Nahida & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Nahida & Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Nilou & Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact) Characters: Nahida (Genshin Impact), Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Ying | Lumine (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Nilou (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Written Before 3.3 Update (Genshin Impact), Scaramouche Needs a Hug (Genshin Impact), he gets one, Good Aunt Nahida (Genshin Impact), References to Depression, Touch-Starved Scaramouche (Genshin Impact), Swearing, Male-Female Friendship, Found Family, Nahida gets to say fuck, So does Lumine, Angst with a Happy Ending, Attempt at Humor, Fluff and Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:
Shortly after being defeated, Scaramouche falls into a deep coma. Nobody's able to awaken him, not even Sumeru's best doctors. Nahida, not wanting to give up on him, decides to use the last remaining Akasha terminal to check for any brain activity - which is how she and the traveler end up in a metaphysical representation of Scaramouche's mental state.
Who knew it would only take a few hugs and vent sessions to befriend the feared Balladeer?
Or: entirely self-indulgent post 3.2 archon quest fix-it in which Scaramouche gets all the hugs.
#genshin impact#fanfic#fanfiction#genshin fanfic#scaramouche#scara needs a hug#he gets one in this fic#not one but two#fix-it fic#angst#genshin angst#lumine#aunt nahida#nahida&lumine friendship#scara & lumine friendship#alhaitham shows up a bit#friendship#genshin crack#crack#unabashed self advertizing
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ah yes, spite. the ultimate fuel.
#cant believe i wrote replies today#not one BUT TWO#in healthy doses uwu#let our response be: through spite all things are possible#(.ooc: under the sea)#i better go before i empty the bin XD#(.tbd)
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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what studying literature feels like
#it’s always one of these two.#either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful…….#pip squeaks#literature
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
#story time with sair#i might follow up with more#that was a wild living situation even for me#family owned#two neighboring houses of six units total#all of them one family/lived there decades#except the one unit rented out to me
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from 8 months ago
animated by mee :)) watch the full thing heree
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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@ anybody who's started getting interested in slay the princess after watching Markiplier play it: trust me. trust me on this. stop watching his playthrough. don't even think about his playthrough. ideally wait for the pristine cut to be released (completely free expansion to the game.) but if you're impatient it's complete as-is. go play it yourself. as blind as possible. trust me. TRUST ME. the game is SO MUCH BETTER when you're the one behind the wheel, making all the choices, and you don't know what will happen when you make them.
it's a very, very, very good game, if you can't afford it the devs are perfectly fine with piracy, there are two of them, they have plenty of the money they need to support their future projects, you can always buy the game later or official slay the princess merch to support them financially, i'm telling you this for your own good, trust me, you want to play it yourself and you want to avoid Markiplier's playthroughs until you do.
#i watched like. one/two routes before playing it myself and i regret it lol#shlong talks#slay the princess#stp
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#For me#green or blue#almost always#But I would eat any one of them if they didn’t have those two#Purple will unfortunately be eaten last 😔#That is just the way of the world#What you eatin first#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#funny memes#relatable memes#twitter meme#funny meme#tumblr memes#dank memes#best memes#humor#haha#jokes#meme humor#meme page#meme energy#funny post#funny stuff#funny shit
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