You can call me Mercury or Mr. the Fanblog. Proprieter of the butch Lubelle agenda. Contrary to popular belief I've never consumed human flesh. Real sex worker, actual lesbian. NSFW blog, 18+ only.
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for me it's
5. Janet Lubelle introduction voicemail
4. Janet breaking into the studio that one time where it sort of seemed like Janet had kidnapped Cecil and she talked a lot of shit to the town
3. Janet telling Blake to rot in prison and saying "you brainwashed Carlos and now Blake" and she wouldn't let the town get away with it godddddd she was so hot for that even if they retconned it literally the next episode and had her bail him out
2. Janet spilling all of Carlos's tea including his last name and the ten years secret
In all sincerity my favorite moment was, and probably always will be, the moment in the Delta arc where Cecil handcuffed himself to the desk and ended the episode with "stay tuned for me talking to Carlos forever and ever."
Bonus: Janet Varney's disgusted delivery of the words "marine biology".
top 5 wtnv moments?
carlos being a marine biologist
cecil passing out and hitting his head on the table in the booth bc of a co2 leak in the studio
the entire abby episode bc abby<33333
the cat ballou episode where cecil thinks he sees his dad
cassettes episode fave of all time
#wtnv#welcome to night vale#janet lubelle#we almost had the best antagonist ever#ill never be over her sorry#wtnv spoilers#carlos robles#cecil gerswhin palmer
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if I wrote welcome to night vale all the plotlines would make sense. And all the characters would be consistent and they would come back at regular intervals so you could remember who they are. There would even be arcs that continue past June 15th. Sigh.
#and janet would be alive#and lauren would be lezzing out#anyway#wtnv#welcome to night vale#give me the show please please please please please
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also you can tell who wrote which episode because the tone and technique shifts are JARRING lol
yeah, again this isn't something that SUPER bothers me, but because of everything else (my qualms) its really noticeable
there always seems to be very little communication with one another. it always feels like every arc/serial group of episodes are pulled in three different directions. which.
#why add another writer if you weren't gonna work with her#wtnv#you can always tell when joseph wrote an episode because it usually sucks
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Did anyone notice that Cecil referred to Esteban as "his only son" instead of "only child" specifically? The little sister theory is still going strong you're never gonna change my mind on this
#guy who lives in delusion#welcome to night vale#wtnv#esteban robles palmer#whats his last name idk#wtnv spoilers#cecil palmer#cecil gershwin palmer
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In the newest episode Cecil mentions that he needs to hire a lawyer, but what about Danny Vaquero? They were such a good lawyer that they got Dana released when Lubelle tried to press phony charges against her! Surely they can learn witch-law!
(If you don't know the story, Danny was a fan in 2022-ish who pointed out that murder was legal when Dana killed her double, and the creators included them in an episode when they realized they'd messed up the continuity.)
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Freaking Janet Lubelle… 🙄
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Absolutely enamoured with them 🎤💕🧪
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Everyone draws Huntokar as this fearsome, imposing woman juggling the different realities of Night Vale and bending them to her whims. But I see her more as a little girl playing dolls. Night Vale is her playground and Cecil is her favorite toy. Isn’t that the same feeling? Playing as a little kid is like :you have these little dolls in your hands and you can do anything with them, change their outfits, send them on adventures, make up friends for them. You can even make multiple lives for them, different versions. When Huntokar gets bored, she can toss down her toys and leave them to their own devices; or, like a mean older brother, The Distant Prince can come and change their outfits, or throw them around the room. And hasn’t every kid put themself into a story with their toys, just like Huntokar met Cecil on the 12:37 train?
Huntokar is God. And, I don’t know, there’s just something profound and beautiful to me, the idea that God is a little girl.
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Sometimes I think about how Bungo Baggins built this wonderful expansive hobbit-hole for him and Belladonna with all these rooms and everything but then they only ever had Bilbo, and then Bilbo inherited it but he never married and only ever had Frodo, and then Frodo inherited it but he lived alone and then it passed into the hands of the Sackville-Bagginses and through Lotho to Saruman and was defiled--but THEN! Frodo takes it back and brings Sam and Rosie and their family in, and then he leaves it to them and they FILL Bag End with all their thirteen children and it becomes the Ancestral Family Home for an entirely new family!! And that's just enriched by all the inheriting that happened to pass it through these generations of people who loved each other to GET it to Sam!
It's just...just because you may not know who or what you're building something for doesn't mean the building you've done is wasted effort.
#samwise gamgee youll always be famous to me#although of course i ship sam and frodo it's also really obvious that sam and rosie were stupidly in love#like. THIRTEEN KIDS?#get off her bro#tolkien
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just realized that the fic I wrote, set in University of What It Is days, mentions that Janet drinks lattes with oat milk. But Janet and Carlos would have gone to University in the late 90s or early 00's and oat milk didn't exist back then. pulls my hair out.
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hello, would you like to share your favourite wtnv fics? I have found nothing hits quite like lobsters & love (<3) but I’ve re-read it so so so many times I was wondering if there is any fic that you read and particularly liked (recently or not). any year is good, I’m almost up to date with all episodes :) thank you mwah
hiiiiiiiiiiii tysm <3
I made a small nsfw list here a while back and then I just spent 2 hours doing this list by accident
a love song for schrödinger by patho (< rlly anything by them tbh)
What We’ve Got Here by Margo_Kim
inspired by your laugh to wait for things by gyzym
and every map is blank by gyzym (again all bangers also this is one of my favorite all time fics)
there’s probably a word for it in unmodified sumerian by patho
When You’re Finished Struggling, Are You Free Tonight? by Chash
This is how it works by coppercrown
as human as anyone else by piedpiper
conundrum cordis by keptein
don’t trust the air you breathe by devilishkurumi
Cecil Palmer, Explained by bigcommunist
i want you to feel familiar by scioscribe
positions available; do not apply by psilent/heretherebefic (this changed how I thought about cecil as the heart of night vale)
the citizens of night vale official bowling team by augustabyron (LOVED this one)
My Love Should be Heard and not Seen by lurknomoar [NSFW]
No Place Like by Xparrot
Inked by OctoberSpirit
Make a Fist - orphaned [NSFW] - one of my faves
Do Something You'll Regret by daftalchemist, Oxytreza [NSFW]
All of the Sharp Edges by an_aphorism [NSFW]
Blood and Honey by pangodillO [NSFW]
League Night by GretaRama [NSFW]
Truth, and Other Misconceptions: Year One by AffableDisaster
jus sanguinis, jus soli by raven (singlecrow)
It does not (actually) exist by this_is_a_podcast_fanblog
The Oppressive Limitations of Time by this_is_a_podcast_fanblog
you never know who understands by dance_across
Personal by cringewerewolf
The Importance of Accurate Moaning by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Not Quite As Expected by orphan_account (ogghhhh)
It Came Upon a Voidless Clear by doodlegirll
Dance by teatearsandbbc [NSFW]
She said, watch with all your eyes by whitedatura (RLLY fun concept)
Science is Value Neutral by mississpissi
Brand New by aliceinchucks (one of my fave night vale fics)
lepidopterology and other fields of study by KuroFae
The Moon in Your Eyes (The Rest of the Universe Between your Teeth) by Linpatootie
A Beautiful Thing That I Couldn't Escape by Chash
Seek Medical Attention by Kerink <3
the ancient rite of hospitality by callmearcturus
there is one fic I CANNOT find and its where cecil and Carlos smoke angel weed and its driving me bonkers bananas bc I remember it being really good UGH
also self plugging my OWN bullshit ranked in order of I hope you read them 1. Epistemology 2. You've Got That Look Again 3. Bead Curtains and Liquor Stores
that should last you a good long while - I tried to tag them if they were nsfw but some may have escaped .... there's others im sure so if anyone wants to add some / self plug in replies be my guest <33
#heeheehoohoo bulk posted two of my fics im famous#pls read it does not actually exist i worked sooo hard on it
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I don’t fucking know how to stop buying stupid black T shirts with shit I like on it
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anyway, I love adult content. I love erotic art having a space to exist online. I love seeing people making connections over creativity and shared hog cranking. I don’t love everything everyone is cranking their hogs to but it’s also none of my god damn business. fuck the evangelical rise of censorship. fuck ruining people’s livelihoods.
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welcome to night vale sucks
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