#not my prompts

[despazito]

Товарищ Джо Байден

[oleander-nin]

Peepaw Week

List by @lordfreg, as she wants to make it public for you all to try and is currently unable to do it herself.

She asked me to post this for you all as she is currently taking a break from tumblr. If you use these prompts or join in, please credit her as she wants to see your artwork!

EDIT: If you have any questions pertaining to this, please ask me instead of @lordfreg! I will get the questions to her, but this way she has an easier time not stressing over this. Thank you!

[hauntingrabbits]

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[peakyscillian]

Ohh inbox is open for some blurb requests using these prompts ✨ either Tommy (Modern included) or Cillian ✨

Smut Prompts III (NSFW)

18+ ONLY!  MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

1. “Don’t even think about cumming yet.”

2. “So I hear you’re into pain?”

3. “Your eyes always glaze over when you cum.”

4. “Don’t fucking stop, baby.”

5. “I can’t pull out when you wrap your legs around me like that.”

6. “I wanna take you so fucking bad.”

7. “Be a good girl/boy and swallow for me.”

8. “You better keep the volume down or I’m gonna go even harder.”

9. “I’m feeling greedy.”

10. “Clothes.  Off.  Now.”

11. “You talk too much.  How about we use your mouth for something else?”

12. “Your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner doesn’t need to know about this.”

13. “If you want to cum then you’re gonna have to beg.”

14. “If I have to pull over, you’ll be walking funny for the next week.”

15. “Could you be any wetter/harder?”

16. “Don’t worry.  I’ve got condoms and lube in my nightstand.”

17. “What’s wrong?  Why’d you stop?”  “Nothing’s wrong.  I just wanted to take a second to admire how beautiful you are.”

18. “I’m gonna stop if you don’t cum.”

19. “You better not touch yourself while I’m gone.”

20. “I’m gonna fuck you so good you forget all about that bastard.”

21. “Go and lock the door for me.  I don’t want anyone to walk in while I’m balls deep.”

22. “I’ll be gentle, baby.  Don’t worry.”

23. “Don’t stop.  Even if I beg you to.”

24. “I never knew you liked being spanked.”

25. “You don’t realize what it does to me when we’re cuddling and you press your ass against me.”

26. “Use your words, sweetheart.”

27. “Feels good, doesn’t it?”

28. “I love that we both already finished and your legs are still shaking.”

29. “First one to cum loses.”

30. “I bet I can make you cum without even touching you.”

31. “I don’t have to be inside you to make you cum.”

32. “I want to kiss every square inch of your body.”

33. “I called in sick.  Now we can stay in bed and fuck all day.”

34. “Ride me like a cowboy/cowgirl.”

35. “Ooh, you’re not wearing any underwear.  Trying to tell me something?”

36. “Go get one of your toys.  Let’s make this even better.”

37. “Are you gonna keep playing with it or are you gonna put it in your mouth at some point?”

38. “Quit eyefucking me and get over here so you can actually fuck me!”

39. “What the fuck?  Do that again.  I liked it.”

40. “Is that gonna fit?”  “I’ll make it fit.”

41. “All day I’ve been thinking about how good it would feel to have your head between my legs.”

42. “Ever heard of an Australian kiss?”  “No.  What’s that?”  “It’s like a French kiss, but down under.”

43. “But there’s people-”  “I don’t care.  Let them watch.”

44. “I saw you naked once.  And now I can’t stop thinking about it.”

45. “How are you so oblivious?  I’m trying to tell you I’m fucking horny!”

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[naggingatlas]

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[who-canceled-roger-rabbit]

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[the-overanalyst]

it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

[katarinazurar]

“you’re a writer, right?”

me, staring at the one sentence i’ve managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory.

[loveariddle]

i finished mha and been brainrotting a bit evidently

[peaceishim]

[samglyph]

Very important to have friends who enjoy media you don’t personally enjoy, both because having friends with varying interests can help you understand why someone might enjoy something even if it’s not your cup of tea which can help build empathy skills and also because there’s nothing more fun then being able to explain the plots of your respective obsessions to each other and have the other respond with “what the fuck”

[chaotic-orphan]

I 👏CANNOT 👏👏STRESS👏 ENOUGH 👏👏👏THE EFFECTS OF GASLIGHTING ESPECIALLY WHEN:

WHUMPEE IS UNDER THE CARE OF SOMEONE THEY TRUST

WHUMPER HAS SOME POSITION OF POWER OVER WHUMPEE!!!!

This type of Whump is SO GOOD because Whumper is always in a position of power/authority over Whumpee, and Whumpee will think “well, what do I know? Whumper knows better.”

Will it work for every whumpee? No, but I am telling you, that if Whumper has just whipped Whumpee — or cut, hurt, wounded, burned, etc. — Whumpee is not thinking: “what a dick, I hate Whumper”

ESPECIALLY if they CAN SEE THE WOUND, the blood, the burns, because THEN? Then, it comes down to survival, so Whumpee can worry about hating Whumper later, because RIGHT NOW?!

Whumpee is bleeding out, and oh god that’s so much blood, the stench of iron is choking their nostrils, so pungent and thick they can almost taste it. And that blood is coming out of them, when it should be inside of them, right? Their blood should be in their body, and it’s too much— and fuck, is the room starting to spin? they’re starting to feel lightheaded…

And in that vulnerable moment? Whumpee is acutely aware that: Whumper is the ONLY person who can do anything to save Whumpee’s life and in that heightened state?

Well… Whumpee would believe just about anything…😏😏😏

Gaslighting

"You're not hurt, I'm not hurting you, stop screaming"

"repeat after me. 'I deserve this.'"

"Please don't, please don't--" "don't what? What are you afraid of?" (This also means whumper can bait whumpee into telling them what they fear most)

"What so me treating your wounds is abuse now?" "You're burning me!" "I'm CAUTERIZING you."

[chimchiri]

gideon & harrow OR rd and sf as cowboys please please please

It's the cowgirl necro and her gunslinger cav! Who is so damn extra she's got three guns: one left, one right, and one in pole position! (She swears the ladies love it!)

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