#not my mum though

[idiotwithanipad]

Ho-Tan did the Mum Wave

That one wave that most mums seem to do especially when their kids are on stage for whatever reason (in the UK, most likely a school play or a Christmas Nativity), and the mum is somewhere in the rows of seats waving like THAT😂

[technically-human]

I loved your pic of the boys dancing so much. Any chance of getting to see them dancing in different styles together?

Tango, odissi and minuet!

ko-fi

[tervaneula]

WAAOOOUUUGGHHH HAPPY BDAY @beeceit!!! Fawn I love you so much, you're so smart and funny and kind and I'm so happy to have met you <3

Uh oh Leonardo was supposed to be babysitting Bitty but I guess it's the other way around now. Congrats Bitty you're a dad now

(look at the bitty fic y'all do it for bitty)

[theabigailthorn]

spent ages preparing to audition for a role I really really wanted and it's looking like (still unconfirmed) they might not even be holding auditions at all but have just given it to someone directly

which, meh, that sucks but that's the industry!

I'm just like now what? I spent a lot of my free time the last few months prepping and I genuinely don't know what to do with myself now!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 208

So Danny would feel exasperated, and probably should. But Dan is actually doing good and hasn’t even bitten anyone during this situation so that’s a win in his books. Now if the turned-into-a-four-year-old could tell him where he managed to grab this other child when he was supposed to be at the babysitter’s, that would be swell. 

Or why there is a hero who nearly broke the door down in a right panic. 

Like genuinely, he doesn’t know who was more surprised, him, or the hero who came running up half in a panic attack. 

[sapphoismymuse]

i want to be a cozy hobbit living in a hobbit hole and gossiping with the neighbours and tending to gardens and baking and dancing barefoot under the party tree

but alas

i can't stand dirt

[bebemoon]

look for the name HEATHER (requested by @gwynmay) | mirror palais "kissing booth" flared eyelet cotton mini dress in white, prod floral over-the-knee silk stockings, a.p.c. katie holes edition "katie" leather ballerina flats in black, my mum made it "sweet rose" hair pin set in white, {hair} liv tyler's half-up-half-down hairstyle in the film "plunkett & macleane" (1999)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No teen farewell is complete without embarrassment.

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[moeblob]

Impulsively shoving a guy's hand in your mouth after having the thought "oh just like when my little sister used to prick herself on a rose thorn" and then immediately being treated like a pet who ate something they shouldn't have? Wonderful. Thank you, Thane.

(also not pictured is Thane apparently trying to scrape your tongue with his hand BEFORE pouring the holy water down your throat because NO. BAD.)

[c00kietin]

yah :D

Do not repost please! Thank you <3

Without filter version ⬇

[rowanthestrange]

I love the idea of Donna and Rose doing their ‘being a woman would fix her’ little bit of nodding at each other, then ending up at the Ex-Wanderer’s Therapy Circle, and Donna trying to make friends saying,

“So, heard the Doctor was a woman last time. Must have been nice travelling around with a Doctor with their act together for once!”

And Yaz laughs way too loudly for way too long.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Grandma: *Texts me: Has your mother any plans for her 50th birthday?

Me: *texting back: Not apart from driving off a cliff, apparently.*

Me: ... *backspacing* you cant send grandma that-

[cheeriochat]

Hmmmm DMC headcannons 3!!!!

This one's a bit wordy

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• Dante and Vergil are the type of twins that when they are close by, are touching in any way possible. Sitting together? Dante is leaning on Vergil. Standing together? Vergil has his arm resting on Dantes shoulder. Walking together? They keep bashing into eachothers side. They can spend time apart (obviously) but when they are close there is always some form of contact.

• Nero felt phantom pains where his hand used to be, but when his arm grew back they kind of just became ordinary pains. He wasn't sure if it was a side affect of growing a whole ass arm back or something but he was happy when they went away.

• I kind of think Kyrie would have depression. I mean she went through a lot and lost her parents and brother but she lived, so I feel like she would have survivors guilt but due to constantly being busy she wouldn't really have the time to process it. It's a sad headcannon but I feel like it just seems right :(((

• On a bit of a lighter note, I feel like Kyrie would have a good support system though. I mean she has Nero obviously, but also I think she would have Lady, Trish and Dante there for her and eventually Vergil too.

• Talking about Trish, Lady and Dante. I feel like Lady and Trish would go shopping Bayonetta 2 style, and have Dante carry all their stuff around. (He gets compensated for his work when they stop at a Cafe and he gets a parfait, although he doesnt mind helping his friends)

• Nero has a huge sweet tooth, but because of the kids, he can't keep anything to satisfy his need for sugar around long enough. Vergil likes to buy him sweet stuff though as a form of peace offering. He's found Nero likes Lemon Sherbets, Sour patch kids, and controversially, Liquorice.

• Vergil likes Hotpot and Shabu Shabu. I don't know, I just feel this in my soul.

• Dante is jealous that Vergil gets a tail and he doesn't. Vergil is jealous Dante's horns are fancier than his. They are both content with the wings that they have. (Also vergil has long skinny fangs with sharp teeth and Dante has wider, stubbier (but still as equally sharp) fangs with more "human" teeth)

[brakingpoint]

the race track cake straight out of the women’s weekly book…. are you truly an aussie born in the 80s-00s if you didn’t have one of those bad boys for at least one birthday growing up

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

For this week’s @ficwip word: motion

“Now, Sam, I don’t trust Jamie to tell me. He’ll just say something, so I don’t worry. Tell me the truth, how is he?” Georgie asked.

Jamie made a motion cutting across his neck, trying to silence the truth before turning the phone back to himself. “I’m fine, Mummy, I just need to rest a couple days. I’ll probably be playing in the match next weekend.”

“Georgie! He is lying,” Sam said leaning over to be in view of the Facetime.

“Come on, mate!”

Sam pulled the phone from Jamie’s grasp.

Update! This story was posted here.

[canirove]