#free meeee

[conceptofjoy]

got that thog in me (dont caare)

[cheeriochat]

Hmmmm DMC headcannons 3!!!!

This one's a bit wordy

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• Dante and Vergil are the type of twins that when they are close by, are touching in any way possible. Sitting together? Dante is leaning on Vergil. Standing together? Vergil has his arm resting on Dantes shoulder. Walking together? They keep bashing into eachothers side. They can spend time apart (obviously) but when they are close there is always some form of contact.

• Nero felt phantom pains where his hand used to be, but when his arm grew back they kind of just became ordinary pains. He wasn't sure if it was a side affect of growing a whole ass arm back or something but he was happy when they went away.

• I kind of think Kyrie would have depression. I mean she went through a lot and lost her parents and brother but she lived, so I feel like she would have survivors guilt but due to constantly being busy she wouldn't really have the time to process it. It's a sad headcannon but I feel like it just seems right :(((

• On a bit of a lighter note, I feel like Kyrie would have a good support system though. I mean she has Nero obviously, but also I think she would have Lady, Trish and Dante there for her and eventually Vergil too.

• Talking about Trish, Lady and Dante. I feel like Lady and Trish would go shopping Bayonetta 2 style, and have Dante carry all their stuff around. (He gets compensated for his work when they stop at a Cafe and he gets a parfait, although he doesnt mind helping his friends)

• Nero has a huge sweet tooth, but because of the kids, he can't keep anything to satisfy his need for sugar around long enough. Vergil likes to buy him sweet stuff though as a form of peace offering. He's found Nero likes Lemon Sherbets, Sour patch kids, and controversially, Liquorice.

• Vergil likes Hotpot and Shabu Shabu. I don't know, I just feel this in my soul.

• Dante is jealous that Vergil gets a tail and he doesn't. Vergil is jealous Dante's horns are fancier than his. They are both content with the wings that they have. (Also vergil has long skinny fangs with sharp teeth and Dante has wider, stubbier (but still as equally sharp) fangs with more "human" teeth)

[sootiesweep]

if anyone needs me, I’m still in purgatory waiting for marvel to finally release the thunderbolts* trailer from their evil clutches

[xoxzso]

they had no business making love in paradise this much of a bop 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[sillynarcissist]

another day another slay ( purposefully using someone's anxiety against them so they'll hang out with me ) ( I'm splitting so fucking hard on them rn )

[tonymarias]

it’s been two years since west side story came out (december 10, 2021) happy anniversary to tony and maria

[3mutantsinatrenchcoat]

THEY DONT AGREE WITH YOU FREE ME FROM THIS TORMENT HES JUST A GUY, A FELLA HE CANT DO ANYTHING HE AIN'T GOT NOTHING PLEAAASSEEE

[eights-world]

my mother asked me if im a cannibal help sos send back up

[andiaquarium-moved]

feels a little bit sick for a little too long ➡ oh dear gohd im dying this is the end for me

[roguecurls]

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[enlichened]

[ID: A Twitter post by _realdeath that reads: "walking around without a bag freaks me out. Imagine having no inventory slots. Couldn't be me." End ID.]

[justletmeinnnn]

it's so fucking hot

[interpolationz]

tumblr won't load anything but my dash right now ;-;

like every other page says either that i don't have internet or claims to be devoid of content

[heartsdefine]

me vibrating out of my skin coz there's still 1.5hrs left in my shift.

[fawnim]

its a FOCKEN' CURSE

i cant put this into words but. yeah. you know.

[askivv]

i hate myself bc why did i drink while knowing damn fucking well i hate drinking & the effects that it brings ????