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podcastwizard · 1 year ago

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be marketable to corporate entities

#tumblr is the best website because you can openly call for the death of billionaires #not like I would do that of course #on account of how marketable i am

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

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avid-mreower · 4 months ago

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kockdaily 64

based on that fruity scene between william shatner and leonard nimoy from their first crossover on a show together :]

reference from The Man from U.N.C.L.E. "The Project Strigas Affair" (1964)

08.09.23 (kinda??)

#where OF COURSE shatner flirted with nimoy for plot reasons #is anyone suprised at this point #i like to think jim would be undercover for a starfleet mission but wouldnt resist playfully flirting #well or the aliens made them do it who knows #kockdaily #spirk #star trek tos #tos #spirk tos #s'chn t'gai spock #james t kirk #jim kirk #k/s

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myrkulitescourge · 1 year ago

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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lazylittledragon · 2 months ago

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ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

#ramble #my first thought was like: how is this even a debate what about blind people. not every book comes in braille but MOST have an audiobook #or dyslexic people #you still enjoyed the book!! you still absorbed it!!! you got EXACTLY the same thing as people who read the words!!!#how does it not count????#i guess you miss out on the 'learning new vocab' you get through seeing the words but also #i don't really do audiobooks but i do a lot of podcasts esp fiction podcasts #and i have ABSOLUTELY picked up new stuff from there that helps with my writing #someone please explain how this is even an argument of COURSE it counts????#idk in my opinion finishing a book means 'i put the words in my brain and i thought about them and i enjoyed a story'#not 'i held a stack of paper in my hands for a bit'#i'm v lucky that i do have time to sit and read. and whenever i commute anywhere it's public transport so i CAN bring a book with me #but if i didn't have the free time or had to drive for hours everywhere i would be STOKED to still get to enjoy books #it's been REALLY bothering me lmao idk why i feel so strongly #for some reason it's giving the same energy as like. being told you can't take a comic or manga from the library bc it's not a 'real' book #of course it's a real book it's a story somebody wrote down #i can see this spiralling into 'if you have a kindle you aren't reading'. you have to sniff the paper. feel the papercuts

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ratbastarddotfuck · 1 day ago

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if you're a white person taking pleasure in the idea that Trump voters of colour are experiencing racist violence from white trumpers because "they got what's coming to them" I don't think you're anti-racist at all, I think you were just waiting for an acceptable target, and you're also fucking weird.

Bad Person Deserves Punishment For Their Sins give me a fucking break and get yourself out of the fucking catholic church. you're all prison abolitionists until you see someone you don't like.

#assholes still do not deserve to be victims of bigotry #people will crow this up and down until they find someone they think is a big enough asshole to really deserve it #watch your cognitive dissonance kids #i really am only speaking to white people here. as a white person.#POC can feel however they feel.#though i still don't think it's an appropriate sentiment to turn into Political Praxis there is of course a need to vent #like idk i don't find any marginalised suffering under fascism funny. i think it's fucking sad.#i think it is sad when right wing gay people experience homophobia and i think it is sad when right wing trans people experience transphobia #and when right wing disabled people experience ableism and when right wing women experience misogyny #leopards eating faces is funny when it's about like. rich people or misogynists or whatever it's.#do you understand that this is punching down?#why are we wasting our energy hoping for the victimisation of specific marginalised people #this would be a great time to do some outreach but instead everyone is just fucking MOCKING THEM #you're so fucking stupid you don't care about The Cause you care about Winning #this shit makes me furious.#have some compassion #the system speaks #USpol #Trump #racism #politics

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months ago

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Thanks for listening to my sad backstory. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan xichen #lan wangji #madam lan #This normally would have been two separate comics but I felt like it was a far better joke to have them together.#Enjoy the rare double feature comic!#I was listening to this episode - scripting out and preparing for a longer and heartfelt comic on this scene.#And then Lan Xichen pulled out his flute and started playing unprompted.#I could not contain my laughter. I know it is trying to be emotionally resonate and the flute is pretty but...#It really does have the energy of “Okay thanks for listening to my tragedies and traumas. I don't know how to segue out of this.”#This madam lan design is inspired by Qourmet's design! Really good stuff that I was not able to do more with in this one panel.#Speaking of...I know it is ambiguous on purpose and we are only told what happened through LXC's POV but...#I always interpreted madam lan's passing as a suicide. I think LXC was told it was illness to soften the blow.#She was stuck in a house with maybe a servant coming by to give her food. One day a month she saw her children.#Of course she was warm and loving in their memories-#She was trying to give them a version of her that would be remembered as such. She wanted to protect them from the truth.#She did her best but she was already dead a long time ago. She must have felt like a ghost haunting a house.#Love to her was waiting. And both her boys inherited that view of love.

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technically-human · 2 months ago

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Hey, don't cry. Ghost yuri, okay?

(Now that you know the girls, they need to meet the boys!)

#payneland #edwin x charles #dead boy detectives #dbda #fem payneland #although technically as everyone is the opposite gender their last names should be different #OKAY you know the drill u get fanart and i get to ramble about it #Edith wears pants now #this pains me because i love drawing skirts but after she escaped hell #she met charlotte who made an offhand comment about how it's easier to move with pants #and edith who just spent 70 years running in hell went wait a tick #she feels safer that way is what i'm saying #interesting because as you can see she wore a skirt to confess and we know how THAT went but anyway #charlotte's mom was abusive of course #and she forced her to practice ballet despite charlotte being interested in a lot of other sports #she did fairly well at ballet but this means no cricket bat :(#i know we all love butch fem charles but as he's mostly gender conforming i decided to not do that #no reason for the bracelets but as i wanted to give her a choker i thought they would combine with the earrings #crystal is still crystal because his parents are weird artists who like stupid names #niko though... i don't know what to name him #dead girl detectives

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sunderwight · 5 months ago

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I love fics where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Luo Binghe's wives, but consider:

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a female character who has never been mentioned as one of Luo Binghe's wives. However, he looks around, goes "I'm a beautiful woman in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way" and subsequently decides that he absolutely must be a wife. Alas, curses, what a horrifying fate for an extremely heterosexual young man (who was definitely a man yup except no longer alas), but there is just nothing for it now she's gotta marry Luo Binghe and have sex with him.

Shen Yuan: I can't believe you're FORCING me to marry Luo Binghe

The System: actually user doesn't have to--

Shen Yuan: C L E A R L Y as a beautiful woman I have NO alternative so even if you don't make it an express order, there is nothing else I can do!

The System: marrying the protagonist is not a requirement for--

Shen Yuan: NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO

#bingqiu #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #system: user doesn't have to marry #shen yuan: what do you take my womansona for some kind of harlot who gives the milk away for free?#shen yuan: not that anyone wouldn't give it up to binghe regardless so I guess she couldn't be blamed #shen yuan: even so luo binghe likes to marry the women he sleeps with and of course only a lunatic would turn him down #shen yuan: do I seem like a lunatic to you?#system: ...

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chiquilines · 3 months ago

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In honour of mha ending, have some old (and i mean OLD) miryumi scribbles i never got around to posting. They were the main characters in my heart

#these are like a year and a half old #ive been in the rarepair game for longer than some kids have been alive #it aint much but its honest work #i genuinely would be unable to explain the chokehold miryumi has on me after all this time #have they ever canonically interacted? no #(that i know of lol i havent caught up on the manga in over a year)#do they have anything directly in common? no #is there any reason i would ever have shipped them if i hadnt seen a habkart valentines post they never came back to? also no #did they proceed to occupy a permanent place in my frontal lobe forever? but of course #they really are THEE ship to me #peak comfort ship #i love that horikoshi developed them just enough for me to have solid base material for their personalities #but also gave them the woman in shonen treatment just enough that i can say anything i want about them and canon doesnt contradict it #anyways!! them again #fuyumi todoroki #rumi usagiyama #mirko #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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Michael doesn’t like his father in any FNAF universe..

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gunstellations · 6 months ago

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its sonics turn! 👅

#sonadow #shadow takes his job very seriously #do not test a guy who has a 20 step skincare routine #sonic is definitely a scruffy little thing who damn near never brushes himself #shadow will make sure!!! that he is left shiny and smelling like freshly ironed laundry instead of dirt #idk there is something so....cute about this that i have never thought about before and i think shadow despite being a hybrid is #much better at doing things like this and less bashful compared to sonic who is just a stinky guy by default #he would be grumpy but very nurturing. i think it would give him a sense of calm to bond like this #sonics of course a little taken aback at his enthusiasm but its a pleasantly welcome surprise from someone like shadow esp #idk what level the relation between them would have to have progressed to for sth like this to even happen but yknow #simply. when he licc. it makes my heart melt #i almost cried drawing this.....i love shadow....#almost forgot to tag #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #my art

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cowardlykrow · 8 months ago

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“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus

#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them #because of course they would #but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught #because then the seagulls descended #but listen okay #Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys #because i dunno #i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle #NPMD #nerdy prudes must die #for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all #Pete Spankoffski #Stephanie Lauter #Richie Lipschitz #Ruth Fleming #Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics #i forget who anatomy is #i seriously don’t know her #esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms #Art #fanart #Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links?#that's all i got for you #also im so sorry steph my beloved #i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain #starkid #hatchetfield #//Komic

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egophiliac · 1 year ago

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C'MON TO THE THEATER!

I love these guys so much. forget NRC, I want to attend their terrible disaster school for disaster children that might actually be plastered on top of the smoking remains of an actively sinking ship. I may or may not actually learn anything, but I will have the time of my life.