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podcastwizard · 1 year ago

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be marketable to corporate entities

#tumblr is the best website because you can openly call for the death of billionaires #not like I would do that of course #on account of how marketable i am

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teaboot · 1 month ago

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Any tips for being a suicidal 15 year old?

When I was a suicidal 15 year old everyone told me “it gets better”, and it sounded like bullshit. And frankly, it still sounds like bullshit. Like oh, what, I’m living in hell and you’re not gonna help me or *do* anything or give me any useful advice and I’m supposed to just hang in there on the nebulous, pithy promise that things are just gonna work out on their own? And you can’t tell me how or why, I’m just supposed to take it on the faith that I don’t have that something might change in ways I haven’t considered?

But yeah. It does. And it’s frustrating as hell.

Yes, things are gonna get better, and they’re gonna get better in ways I can’t describe even after experiencing it myself. Things you don’t even know CAN be different WILL be different. One day you’re just going to step outside and realize things got better somewhere and you didn’t even notice it happening.

And there’s really nothing I can say that makes that sound even a little bit believable.

I guess all I can tell you is that you have to want to believe it.

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technically-human · 2 months ago

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First meeting

#stobotnik #doctor ivo robotnik #agent stone #sonic movie universe #i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically #white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red #also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here #it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all #he's just pleased that he got one #everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have #and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative #HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew #but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary #and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant #ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common #Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik #then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is #you get the point #i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point #oh well #oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well #that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows

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daysofnights · 3 months ago

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when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie., let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding

#james is of course #only doing this for his best friend #and not at all because he thinks regulus is pretty #and wants to learn every little thing about him #quite sad i can’t write this as a oneshot actually #you get how funny the denial would be #maybe he doesn’t even fully realise he likes guys for wayy too long into this relationship #he thinks its completely normal and that everyone is just this attracted to regulus #marauders #regulus black #posting day and night #sirius black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker

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chloesimaginationthings · 9 months ago

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Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

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rookanisstuff · 3 months ago

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The Dellamortes

#Rook being denied her stupid ass pointy Tevinter mage shoes made her almost leave him at the alter #something something rook you know nothing about fashion leave this to the antivans #but also she would’ve had 0 interest in planning it I know her ass showed up to her own wedding like a modern groom does #just shows up 0 input #the wedding portrait is FINALLYYYY here #when I tell u I redesigned rooks dress 1000 times #I was fighting with making it Tevinter styled because she’s a Mercar rook but then I was like no no she’s marrying into a crow family those #mf’s would GLUE feathers to her if they could #also do love the idea of them both being like do we have to wear white I don’t think anyone is thinkin the god killers r pure pious virgins #of course you have to wear white I SAID SO DAMNIT #dragon age veilguard #lucanis dellamorte #dragon age #rookanis #lucanis x rook #rook #lucanis dragon age #rook mercar #rook dragon age #I was tryna keep it ‘humble’ cause chantry but also the antivans….. do not do humble #also I wonder if Rook Mercar saw a woman leading the chant and was like w hat the fuck #cause imperial chantry #also the idea that illario was at the wedding??? I know my rook was PISSSED #also so funny to think lucanis was desperate to leave his own wedding because p arty ugh #I know this is so much yapping but I just have so many feelings about their wedding lol #Vivienne Rook Mercar #well Vivienne Rook DELLAMORTE NOW BOYS AM I RIGHT HAHAHA #I just know lucanis would’ve heard the chantry mother say ‘do you Vivienne take this man’ and he would’ve been like #who the fuck is Vivienne #my art

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago

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Thanks for listening to my sad backstory. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan xichen #lan wangji #madam lan #This normally would have been two separate comics but I felt like it was a far better joke to have them together.#Enjoy the rare double feature comic!#I was listening to this episode - scripting out and preparing for a longer and heartfelt comic on this scene.#And then Lan Xichen pulled out his flute and started playing unprompted.#I could not contain my laughter. I know it is trying to be emotionally resonate and the flute is pretty but...#It really does have the energy of “Okay thanks for listening to my tragedies and traumas. I don't know how to segue out of this.”#This madam lan design is inspired by Qourmet's design! Really good stuff that I was not able to do more with in this one panel.#Speaking of...I know it is ambiguous on purpose and we are only told what happened through LXC's POV but...#I always interpreted madam lan's passing as a suicide. I think LXC was told it was illness to soften the blow.#She was stuck in a house with maybe a servant coming by to give her food. One day a month she saw her children.#Of course she was warm and loving in their memories-#She was trying to give them a version of her that would be remembered as such. She wanted to protect them from the truth.#She did her best but she was already dead a long time ago. She must have felt like a ghost haunting a house.#Love to her was waiting. And both her boys inherited that view of love.

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avid-mreower · 10 months ago

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kockdaily 64

based on that fruity scene between william shatner and leonard nimoy from their first crossover on a show together :]

reference from The Man from U.N.C.L.E. "The Project Strigas Affair" (1964)

08.09.23 (kinda??)

#where OF COURSE shatner flirted with nimoy for plot reasons #is anyone suprised at this point #i like to think jim would be undercover for a starfleet mission but wouldnt resist playfully flirting #well or the aliens made them do it who knows #kockdaily #spirk #star trek tos #tos #spirk tos #s'chn t'gai spock #james t kirk #jim kirk #k/s

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myrkulitescourge · 1 year ago

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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lazylittledragon · 8 months ago

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ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

#ramble #my first thought was like: how is this even a debate what about blind people. not every book comes in braille but MOST have an audiobook #or dyslexic people #you still enjoyed the book!! you still absorbed it!!! you got EXACTLY the same thing as people who read the words!!!#how does it not count????#i guess you miss out on the 'learning new vocab' you get through seeing the words but also #i don't really do audiobooks but i do a lot of podcasts esp fiction podcasts #and i have ABSOLUTELY picked up new stuff from there that helps with my writing #someone please explain how this is even an argument of COURSE it counts????#idk in my opinion finishing a book means 'i put the words in my brain and i thought about them and i enjoyed a story'#not 'i held a stack of paper in my hands for a bit'#i'm v lucky that i do have time to sit and read. and whenever i commute anywhere it's public transport so i CAN bring a book with me #but if i didn't have the free time or had to drive for hours everywhere i would be STOKED to still get to enjoy books #it's been REALLY bothering me lmao idk why i feel so strongly #for some reason it's giving the same energy as like. being told you can't take a comic or manga from the library bc it's not a 'real' book #of course it's a real book it's a story somebody wrote down #i can see this spiralling into 'if you have a kindle you aren't reading'. you have to sniff the paper. feel the papercuts

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the-crooked-library · 2 months ago

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okay but like, as much as I am a fervent proponent of “not every ship should get married and in fact some of them would Never” - especially in context of enemies-to-lovers - I hope that everyone who sees me posting like that knows I am not talking about Spuffy. in fact, I would go so far as to say they are the two characters most willing and even desperate to get married that I’ve ever seen.

one of Buffy’s most persistent struggles is her right to girlhood and the inevitable expiration date she faces as the Slayer. she’s forced to fight and claw for every possible milestone that other girls around her take for granted - trying out for the cheer squad, running for prom queen, going to college, etc. one of the nightmares she has after killing Angel is about being unable to be a bride and get married. in Something Blue, she throws herself into wedding planning with a passion that speaks to her having daydreamed about it. in most cases, her commitment issues veer toward clinging rather than avoidance, and marriage is absolutely one of those beautiful, unreachable things that were ripped away from her when the Powers chose her. it haunts her.

Spike is probably even more obvious - he’s a man from Victorian England, a society that held marriage on a pedestal. furthermore, he is fundamentally a creature of devotion, never straying from Drusilla for over a century, and then from Buffy even after she was dead. their desperation is also quite similar - Spike’s original community had considered him undesirable, barring him from a love match; and while a union may have been arranged for him as a human, his vampirism took that option away entirely, in the same way that Buffy’s becoming did it. during Something Blue, he is just as committed to planning the minutiae of the wedding as Buffy is, even though they could’ve just decided to do it at the courthouse and get it over with under a shoehorned pretext. he’s been dreaming of a wedding for 150 years, let’s be real

Spuffy would’ve gone insane about a wedding. they would’ve fallen in love worse. they would have threatened each other with divorce constantly but stayed married anyway for however long they lived. hell, they should’ve done it just for the CPS reasons in season 6, just imagine having to hide it from everyone except the government, lest Anya thinks they’re trying to steal her thunder

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #spike btvs #buffy summers #william pratt #spuffy #buffy x spike #wedding #marriage #this isn’t shipper eyes this is my fully conscious opinion #I think this with my brain and believe this in my bones #they would have been the worst case of fell first vs fell harder #spike nosedives into love and stays there sure he would be insane abt being married to Buffy from the start. premium Wife Guy material #and actually. it would’ve probably made him more stable #bc it wouldn’t matter what else she’s doing or who she flirts with #that’s his Wife #and she can’t stop his helping with finances either!! they’ve got a joint bank account and everything!!#if money just happens to appear there spontaneously well. she won’t complain #meanwhile Buffy would slowly slowly fall in love with him for realsies over the course of like. the next two years #while he’s helping Dawn with homework or doing dishes or whatever #and she would drive herself progressively more unhinged about it #until she tearfully and angrily confesses and he damn near has a stroke

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nibbelraz · 1 month ago

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Pls consider MBJ looking between his spy and his spy's didi and just trying to make sense of these two

POV: you are Mobei Jun looking at your loyal servant glare absolute murderous daggers at you while his younger brother (that you didn't know about) is just staring at you weirdly

#svsss #shang qinghua #original shang qinghua #shang brothers #shang bros #airplane bro #airplane shooting towards the sky #mobei jun #Mobei is so confused by why they both look almost identical with a COMPLETELY different personality #Small Airplane bas a crush #Mobei Jun just thinks the small Shang Qinghua is weird #he doesnt do anything to him because he has a feeling his 'loyal'#servant would betray him in an instant if he does so he leaves him be #this idea makes me laugh butnim not sure if it would be canon to this au #tbh everything is canon in any au i do im SO bad at keeping track of what #but its because Shen Yuan is around Shang Qinghuas age and Shen Yuan helps small Binghe #so I kind wanted slightly older Shang Qinghua to help small Mobei Jun when he was in the human world #i have to make a timeline oh my god #but i to TRY to have Airplane bro be in some spy thing with Mobei Jun similar to canon but I need Og to also be in some spy thing so im not #sure if i should have it that he finds out about the demon and helps them to keep an eye out for his brother or if #OG Shang Qinghua is working with another Ice demon like his father or Linguang jun #if its Linguang Jun then it would be interesting to see the two brothers come head to head #of course Og would be on his brothers side but with some angst haaaaa #idk right now i dont have anything set in stone so everything is canon yay!!!!#all you authors out there are so string and brave because this is just in my head and im fighting for my life #my art #nibbelraz #ask

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technically-human · 5 hours ago

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What was Stone's reaction like the first time Robotnik called him by his first name?

(If I'm not mistaken, the generally accepted headcanon from the community is that his first name is Aban, right?)

The first time? well, he wasn't happy

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#ask ask ask #stobotnik #agent stone #doctor ivo robotnik #yep the fandom usually calls him aban #i'm team we don't get to know his name #i also like to think stone hates people knowing things about him.#no matter how big or small the information #robotnik of course knows this and is being evil about it #if we assume all of my precanon comics happen in the same universe #and we're doing that because why not #then this was before stone really warmed up to robotnik #which means he wants to kill him soooo bad #he won't though #now imagine post canon robotnik calling stone by his name #stone would melt

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Maybe we never had a chance.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #a-yuan #Ultimately...despite how hard we try to reach people - sometimes it just is not possible.#Sometimes all you can do is wish that things could have been different. You pen a note with all the things you want to say -#and then you let it go. The words stay unsent and unspoken. You just watch the rift between you grow until you're too far away to try again #It is a sad end! It is two people who want to be closer but do not have the right capacity to do anything but shut doors.#Worse yet; it's two people who feel it is not their place to try and impose anything more.#It takes so long to heal from endings like that. You never get enough closure when there is still a faint hope of 'another day'.#It's a false amicability. It's closing a door and telling yourself that at least the windows are unlocked.#WWX will keep up his friendliness as a way to hold LWJ at a distance. LWJ can only try to help so many times.#Speaking of tragedies of trying to help; Let's talk about the addiction metaphors in this episode.#WWX tells LWJ in fairly straightforward terms that he does not *want* do be doing ghost cultivation.#What he wants is to protect people - by any means necessary. If he had another option he would take it.#The path WWX 'chose' is one that is deeply mired in external shame and taboo. He jokes about it but it clearly doesn't feel great.#And I put 'chose' in quotes because just like many who find them selves in bad situations - the choice is an illusion.#He's adamant that this is 'his' choice. That he is in control.#Better to be villainized that endure the terrifying reality that you lack any ability to have choice anymore.#If he had the choice - truly had the choice - he would not be doing this.#You can't help those who don't want to be helped. So of course all LWJ can do is watch from the side. Offer a hand when he can.#This life was a tragedy and the countdown to it all blowing up started a long time ago...

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chiquilines · 9 months ago

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In honour of mha ending, have some old (and i mean OLD) miryumi scribbles i never got around to posting. They were the main characters in my heart

#these are like a year and a half old #ive been in the rarepair game for longer than some kids have been alive #it aint much but its honest work #i genuinely would be unable to explain the chokehold miryumi has on me after all this time #have they ever canonically interacted? no #(that i know of lol i havent caught up on the manga in over a year)#do they have anything directly in common? no #is there any reason i would ever have shipped them if i hadnt seen a habkart valentines post they never came back to? also no #did they proceed to occupy a permanent place in my frontal lobe forever? but of course #they really are THEE ship to me #peak comfort ship #i love that horikoshi developed them just enough for me to have solid base material for their personalities #but also gave them the woman in shonen treatment just enough that i can say anything i want about them and canon doesnt contradict it #anyways!! them again #fuyumi todoroki #rumi usagiyama #mirko #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

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sunderwight · 11 months ago

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I love fics where Shen Yuan transmigrates into one of Luo Binghe's wives, but consider:

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a female character who has never been mentioned as one of Luo Binghe's wives. However, he looks around, goes "I'm a beautiful woman in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way" and subsequently decides that he absolutely must be a wife. Alas, curses, what a horrifying fate for an extremely heterosexual young man (who was definitely a man yup except no longer alas), but there is just nothing for it now she's gotta marry Luo Binghe and have sex with him.

Shen Yuan: I can't believe you're FORCING me to marry Luo Binghe

The System: actually user doesn't have to--

Shen Yuan: C L E A R L Y as a beautiful woman I have NO alternative so even if you don't make it an express order, there is nothing else I can do!

The System: marrying the protagonist is not a requirement for--

Shen Yuan: NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO

#bingqiu #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #system: user doesn't have to marry #shen yuan: what do you take my womansona for some kind of harlot who gives the milk away for free?#shen yuan: not that anyone wouldn't give it up to binghe regardless so I guess she couldn't be blamed #shen yuan: even so luo binghe likes to marry the women he sleeps with and of course only a lunatic would turn him down #shen yuan: do I seem like a lunatic to you?#system: ...

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