#not in front of the klingons

[simpmasterv2]

Love is in the air? WRONG- GAS LEAK!!

[misanderousmisfit]

Maverick grasping Ice’s shoulder’s after some debrief in front of a bunch of Navy and Marines at Miramar. He’s looking at Ice a bit too ~tenderly~.

Ice: Please, Captain Mitchell, not in front of the Marines

[spirk-kink-meme]

So I was thinking about that Rifftrax'ed part of Star Trek V The Undiscovered Country, wherein Spock says "Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons," to which Kevin Murphy adds "But if I ever get you in front of the Romulans I will shake the paint off your walls."

Clip here if you're not familiar with it (links will be removed in anonymous asks apparently so just paste this after tumblr dot com) /chungle-nugget/628287691072651264/lacefuneral-spones-im-trying-to-make-gifs-of

And I was thinking: Established relationship. They're staying somewhere (off ship?) and they realize wherever they are has been bugged by Romulans who are spying on them. Because they're already together they have a bond and can communicate without speaking, so they chat mentally, like, OK, we shouldn't say anything we don't want them to know, but we also don't want them to know we know we're being listened to- and so it may also be an opportunity to feed the Romulans false information.

How can they make it seem like they don't think they're being spied on? Have noisy sex, talk about fake missions (or whatever false info they want to spread), have more noisy sex. Because obviously if they thought they were being listened in on, they wouldn't have sex, right?

Initially they do this as subterfuge but they end up really getting into it (including Jim saying kinda praise-kink-y things, knowing it'll all go on record somewhere, and Spock at first is kind of shy about this but then finds it hot).

here is a clickable link for the curious https://www.tumblr.com/chungle-nugget/628287691072651264/lacefuneral-spones-im-trying-to-make-gifs-of

[your-name-is-jim]

Spock: "Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons."

The Klingons in question:

These are Captain Klaa and his First Officer Vixis, from The Final Frontier.

I don't think they're explicitly a couple in the movie as far as I can see, but in the comics the writers definitely went "of course this captain sleeps with his second-in-command" LOL Good for them

(The comic series is "Star Trek" published by DC comics between 1989 and 1996)

[naturegirly55]

Kirk looking at Spock and Bones: ☺️😊🥹🥰😍😏

He's so in love with them.

[escyn]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh going through the drafts and realized that I have one more (sfw) radiant emperor doodle and going to just throw it into the void.

A bit late but technically for @radiantemperorweek Day 7: Free Space (id in alt)

[starofhisheart]

[firstroseofspring]

b’elanna vs her mother at similar ages, plus some sketches!

[coolcucumber37]

Was looking through some memes and found these, and this was the first thing what came to my weird mind.

[gay-mooshrooms]

ok so Final Frontier is THE McSpirk movie holy fuck they went crazy with this one

[youngpettyqueen]

screams loudly over the first Kirk and Spock meeting

[homoquartz]

please help why is riker/picard ACTUALLY happening to me??

[your-name-is-jim]

Author reveals happened, so I can finally link the fic I wrote for K/S Spring Fever! :D Hmm, does this count as Old Married Spirk? Let’s say it’s not easy to answer in a single word… you’ll see why :D

Fandom: Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)

Summary: After beaming up on the Enterprise-A from Yosemite, Kirk finds something strange in his quarters. They're just little differences, things that should change nothing. Or everything.

Tags: Post-Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Transporter Malfunction, Getting Together, Friends to Lovers, Happy Ending, Quote: Not in front of the Klingons (Star Trek), POV James T. Kirk, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier, Temporary Swapping Universes, Past James T. Kirk/Antonia, Dimension Travel

Words: 6035 (complete)

Rating: T (no archive warnings apply)

THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone who left comments, bookmarks and kudos to my story during the anon period, it meant a lot to me!! And of course thank you so much to everyone who will leave comments on AO3 or any kind of feedback now and in the future! Likes/reblogs here are also very appreciated!

Special thanks to @1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt for the beta reading ^_^

[a-passing-storm]

“I thought I was gonna die” and I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA KISS

[fellowmellowo]

i don't even know how to explain this

[crashpit]

I need to like... Make an animation. I have a specific idea ...

Y'know like...

A gay idea.