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I will never forget the day I discovered “wingmen” was already used as a euphemism for gay lovers before the Top Gun fandom got ahold of it.

Oh, but hey, it’s probably just a coincidence, it’s not like there’s any proof the cast or filmmakers were aware of this, by all accounts, obscure queer historical aviation romance. It’s not like the top half of the cover art mirrors a famous scene from the fil… wait…

“You can be my wingman anytime”

“Bullshit, you can be mine” indeed Tony Scott.

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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"Why didn't they just communicate?? They're so stupid!" Have you considered that communicating with someone you love and value and don't want to hurt is scary and that vulnerability takes practice and that perfect characters with perfect words make the most boring stories of all

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JD Vance lectures from a throne of dog shit.

Hearing MAGA talk about freedom of speech as they ban the word 'woman' from their vocabulary is breathtakingly perverse.

That level of manipulation is Russian-approved.

Every university should rescind their degrees from this vat of intellectual diarrhea.

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he looks like he just told a really bad joke and now he’s trying to compensate for the fact that no one laughed. “no, like get it because- no, yes it WAS funny, i promise. it’s ‘cause, like-”

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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

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TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022) Dir. Joseph Kosinski

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There are two types of people in the world.

Those who think that because they suffered everyone else should suffer too.

And those who want better for everyone.

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San Francisco Pride, 1986

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Babe

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Not Mike’s O face 😭

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Look, I'm big on Icemav, but if there are two guys that are undeniably, canonically gay for each other, it's Hollywood and Wolfman.

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NOSFERATU (2024) — dir. Robert Eggers

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TWILIGHT (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

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1.02 "Seeing Things"