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Petty Officer of HMS Warspite asleep with the ship's kitten in its hammock, 1944

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nobody talks about the male swaglessness epidemic

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the thing about the story of cain and abel is that i can’t blame cain in the slightest because if nobody had died before and i was unaware there would be consequences to my actions i would’ve been smashing rocks over my brother’s head since day one. honestly the fact that either of them lasted as long as they did without clobbering the other is a miracle within itself

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well it finally happened

so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically

he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth

he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable

he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"

he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ

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boy toys 🎾

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The Virgin Suicides (1999)

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Paterson (2016)

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It's Je ne sais Cock

I fully understand why "character A is astounded at the sight of character B's penis" is a specific kink that gets tagged for, but the fact that some platforms choose to tag this kink as "penis awe" is unintentionally very funny. Now I'm picturing penis experience kink tags for all those other allegedly transcendent emotions in the glossary of your Philosophy 101 textbook. Penis faith. Penis Weltschmerz. Penis apprehension of the absurd.

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HOME ALONE — 1990, dir. Chris Columbus

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Watching Romeo and Juliet with Josh.... thinking thoughts about a Romeo and juliet situation with Patrick... how that would work...

um ok wait my mind is cooking rn…

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i need to know who those two cardinals were who voted for Benitez on day one like this bitch literally just walked in no one knows who he is or if he’s even a fraud yet so someone just saw those big beautiful brown eyes and said that’s my pope 🥰

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😭😭😭

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BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve

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ANA DE ARMAS as JOI Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve