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hamsterbunnss · 8 months ago

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Yay i finished the cuties

#genshin #genshin impact #kaeya #kaeya alberich #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #and jean #jean gunnhildr #first time i drew jean #they're pocket sized #you can take them anywhere #not dishwasher safe!!!#please always keep them close #theym ight need huggies #uppies #and kissies #i might turn them into stickers #gi fanart

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aziraphale-is-a-cat · 2 years ago

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AU where the portal kinda took danny when he died.

So unlike Canon, upon his half death danny got transported to the infinite realms and learned how to ghost over there, rising up in the power hierarchy and eventually at around 20, coming back to the living realm for a bit.

He acts like a full ghost and has no idea how likeley his strength is to hurt people since he trained it arpund ghosts, treating humans like glass and just generally being quite careful with everything else.

Danny decides to Vacay at gotham, due to the ambient ectoplasm in the city and being unable to return to his hometown. He ends up being next door neighbors with one Todd Peters, why by complete coincidence is also undead. They start talking and hit it off.

Jason really doesn't know how to feel about his new neighbor danny, there was something so obviously off about him, too sharp teeth and unwarranted caution when handling anything, even the built to last fridge he'd had installed.

At first the delicate treatment had felt insulting, he was the Red Hood for fuck's sake, he could take a little push! But after a bit it was growing on him. The feeling of being treated with care rather than Brute force, of melting into feather light hugs instead of tanking hits. He started to look forward to it.

So now Danny's worried about hurting the cute revenant next door and Jason's having a crisis over his new not-human neighbor/crush while bemoaning the fact that if any of his brothers found out he'd never live it down.

Also danny not knowing how delicate or sturdy regular people is is so funny to me

Danny, freaking out: shit, is it okay? Will your body.... fix it???

Jason, who just got a papercut: I'm fine.

Or, alternatively:

Danny, covered in blood standing over the joker's mangled corpse: oops, I broke it ):

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dead on main #danny fenton/jason todd #this man is a mug you could drop on the floor till infinity's end and never break #but he is not dishwasher safe #handle with care #dead²

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ovaryuri · 2 months ago

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most (western) conservative (christian) men do not hate islam the way a feminist would. they simply hate islam because they are jealous of it.

these men show time and time again that they WISH they could do what the taliban is doing to afghan women and girls. they WISH they could brainwash millions of women and girls that covering their entire bodies is good for them. they WISH they could have child marriage. they WISH they could brutally punish women for dressing freely the way they do in iran

when these men hate on islam, it's almost never about the religion's abhorrent misogyny; they only get mad at the idea of islam ""conquering"" their own beliefs.

they don't actually hate islam— they actually love islam! they're just mad their religion doesn't share their playbook.

#post was spawned by seeing “christian” redpillers cheer on the taliban #also that catholic little rascals guy calling his daughters dishwashers #radical feminism #radical feminist safe #terfsafe #radblr #religion critical #anti islam

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iriily · 2 years ago

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WHOEVER ON TUMBLR SAID SHOW WYLAN LOOKS LIKE A SOAKED WET RAT IS SO REAL HE'S JUST A SCRUNKLY BLORBO HE'S SO AUTISM CREATURE HE'S SO MECODED HE'S JUST THE SILLIEST DISHWASHER SAFE GUY GOD I LOVE HIM

#wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #shadow and bone #six of crows #wesper #jack wolfe #blorbo #tiny #scrunklo #soaked rat #dishwasher safe

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cozylittleartblog · 1 year ago

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new in the shop today :)c

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aromanticduck · 1 year ago

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*Not what you think is best for the environment or general accessibility: what you like best and find most useful.

#straws #drinking straw #drinking straws #polls #organic home grown content #personally i like metal #sturdy. dishwasher safe. cool looking.

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falmarindecarme · 1 year ago

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My gift to this community💕 a gale mug design for all my gale supporters!

#gale of waterdeep #gale #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #im just gale #barbie #im just ken #not enchanted so you dont have to worry about him eating it #dishwasher safe though depending on where you get it made

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valerian-insomniac · 1 year ago

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Up north again, so I've been back in my sketchbook with ink. Here's what I've been doodling the last few days

@dishwashersafemusic @demonfoxnate

#ahit #a hat in time #a plush in time #a hat in time self insert #ahit snatcher #a hat in time snatcher #spook #dishwasher safe music #dishwasher safe #dish #demonfoxnate #adventure time #ice king #simon petrikov #adventure time gunter #marceline #marceline the vampire queen #angst #doodle dump

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not-your-pussikat · 4 days ago

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Pro tip:

Don't put your plastic shower trays in the dishwasher. 🙈😂

#personal #funny #not dishwasher safe #ooops

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noble-sacrifices · 2 years ago

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Not that I have many followers here but I desperately need to give a shout out to @graha-stan-account for their amazing posts and willingness to design a CUSTOM FFXIV DECAL for me on Etsy... please go check out their shop!!!

https://www.etsy.com/shop/CranberryBoss

#also the emet selch glass slaps so fucking hard #idk if its dishwasher safe so i will handwash him #it will go well with my chocobo tankard #ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14

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hot-wire-this-old-car · 6 months ago

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not to be sentimental on main but life literally gets so much better when u grow up

#if you know me irl don’t @ me for my sappiness but i am having so many emotions waking up at 7am in our new apartment #for the first time and my love is still sleeping and i made us both coffee #we put up shower curtains yesterday ?? and cried afterwards because we’ve finally moved in together?? after wanting to for years #literally life only gets better ?? i used to be seventeen and terrified of the future #and terrified that i was going to carry all the anger and fear of my family home into any new place i lived but now #i’m putting the bowls we had ice cream in last night into the dishwasher the next morning and everything is good #and i am safe and loved and not seventeen anymore #i. ah #op

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boiledegghole · 1 year ago

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WENT TO MONTREAL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND WENT TO AN INUIT ART GALLERY!!!!

WAHHHH IM SO JOYOUS!!!!!!!! IVE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT NATIVE AMERICAN ART STYLES AND THIS IS MY FIRST EVER TIME BEING ABLE TO SEE KWAKWAKA'WAKW ART IN PERSON!!!!!!!! YIPPEE YIPPEE!!!!

#formline #kwakwaka'wakw art #JOLLY AND JOYOUS TODAY #YIPPEE YIPPEE #THE PLATES ARE DISHWASHER AND MICROWAVE SAFE!!!!!!!!!#AND I GET TO SUPPORT NATIVE ART!!!! SO JOLLY

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gayalienwilde · 8 months ago

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Horrible start of the day, immediatly fixed when I walked into a shop and they were playing "Band of gold" and I found a mug I had been looking for for sooo long. I'm counting this as Velvet Goldmine saving the day once more lol

the mug in question 🍓

#pointed epigram #velvet goldmine adjacent #only problem you can't do anything with this mug lol #it's not microwave freezer or dishwasher safe #idc tho it's so cute :3

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girls-and-honey · 11 months ago

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doing dishes isn't supposed to be a monumental task but you know what sometimes it is and I can't explain why. anyway today I did all the dishes in my apartment yay me

#some of them were from way too long ago...#not going to expose myself too much but yeah it was definitely unhealthy #also fun fact: did you know it's not an actual law of the universe that pots and pans and cooking untensils and cutting boards and so on #have to be washed by hand?#i thought this was like. universal truth #maybe it was that way before when things weren't made to be dishwasher safe but uh they make full cookware sets t #that go in the dishwasher #like on purpose #so anyway instead of following a rule that works so strongly against me that it often prevents me from being able to cook for myself #I'm going to use dishwasher safe pots and pans and not carry guilt for taking an 'easy' or 'lazy' way out of dishes #i know I've been away a long while but it's bc things were um quite bad for a bit there and I'm still coming out of it #and part of that is going to involve figuring out what habits and rules are working against me and this is one of them so i wanted to share #also i miss you all :')#i dont have the full energy yet for tumblr but will try to be back in jan #personal

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gabsterdabster · 9 months ago

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Emmanuelle ‘Twitch’ Pichon from Rainbow Six Siege has invaded every facet of my mind. I need her biblically.