#not about this)

[elphabaoftheopera]

Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh

[startanewdream]

The "good Thing" about Jily is that they could never dismiss it or make It completely bad/toxic in the new series scenario because its probably the only ship they cannot change because they NEED it to be canon for Harry Potter to actually exist skfkfnfnsks so screw the haters and all these new tiktok fanon ships, Jily will always prevail

Break apart, no? But the movies never cared about James and Lily's (Harry's parents!!!) relationship, and they didn't portrayed it well.

Philosopher's Stone

Minerva doesn't cry about James and Lily; she just asks if the rumours are true, to which Dumbledore says that "the good and the bad" are;

The Mirror of Erised happens just as in the book;

Voldemort says that James and Lily were brave;

Dumbledore talks about Lily's sacrifice and power of her love;

Hagrid's album: a picture of James and Lily with baby Harry.

Chamber of Secrets

Other than the same photo of Jily with baby Harry, nothing else. No mention of James or Lily.

Prisoner of Azkaban

A new photo! James and Lily dancing.

Lupin talks about James (talent for trouble) and Lily (singularly gifted witch, uncommonly kind woman) - but then he also says he recognized Harry, who is the SPITTING IMAGE of his father (Remus' best friend for years, mind you), because of Lily's eyes. Take that as you will.

Revelation about Sirius' "betrayal". It's just said that Sirius was "someone that knew" the truth about the Potter's hiding place, and was Harry's godfather.

The Shrieking Shack scene. WHY are Sirius and Peter an animagus? Does it matter?

Peter does say that James wouldn't have wanted him killed, because "he would have shown mercy". Don't know why, so far Peter was only the "boy who never let James and Sirius out of his sight"

Sirius says that line about those who love us never really leave us, talking about James and Lily.

Goblet of fire

Rita Skeeter asks about how Harry's parents would feel about the Triwizard Tournament;

Harry sees his parents in the Priori Incantatem, they guide him to leave the cemetery.

Order of the phoenix

Molly and Sirius' discussion ("he's not James, Sirius")

Snape talking about James ("Lazy, arrogant, swine")

Snape's Worst Memory, or just James casting expelliarmus on Snape, Sirius complementing him, Levicorpus. Lily who? No "Mudblood" to justify the name of the scene. Harry never worries about his father's behaviour.

Half-blood prince

Slughorn talks about Lily (exceedingly bright), has a picture of her;

Slughorn talks about the flower/fish that Lily gave him, and the charm that died with her

Dumbledore says that Harry is like Lily, "unfailingly kind".

Deathly Hallows (both parts)

Harry sees their graves;

The Prince's Tale: James and Lily meet after the Sorting (somehow James is already sorted even though it's alphabetically?); James runs with Sirius, knocks Lily and Snape's books out of their hands; tiny James and tiny Lily share a look, and then they are dancing in that photo that Harry has, because, right, when a boy knocks our books, you two fall in love. I don't make the rules. Poor Snape, though, why couldn't Lily love him back.

The Ressurection Stone. James gets his "until the end" line; Lily just says "always".

Oh, they cannot break Jily apart, but they can mess it a lot 🤦‍♀️

[discordderpy]

The best part about growing up is that you learn to stop giving a fuck.

It comes from years of getting shit on for stuff you like but then, one day you managed to surround yourself with friends who don't give you a hard time for liking even the most cringe of things. You find yourself in a space where you can scream into a pillow and rant about how fucking feral something makes you feel cause FUCK it's so well done. It'll become the new normal to just enjoy yourself as your surroundings reflect the things that make you happy.

Then, when you come across an asshat who thinks that shitting on other people is "fun" your first thought isn't to bury your joy. Your first reaction may be an old shame but it will get flooded out with the feeling of Knowing How You Should Be Treated. Knowing that the asshat is nothing more than a magic trick with his head up his ass yet his nose in your business. You're able to tell them to fuck off, and their words will roll off your back like nothing.

It sucks to grow up for many reasons, but learning your worth is a silver lining.

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[metaphoricallyrose]

Support group

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[muttmoxley]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[ladyshinga]

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[cannibalchicken]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]