#not a professional but I wanna help

[tummyisyummy]

Chat if I made an art tutorial what would u like?

[xxplastic-cubexx]

you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier

[chin-chin-chu]

To people who can put their mind in one thing at a time and focus fully, how does it feel to be God's favourite?????

[genericpuff]

men will talk to a tree before talking to a therapist and they think this is somehow a gotcha towards the women who chose to be alone in the woods with a bear

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[royalarchivist]

I say this in the kindest way possible, but I think this style of prose is more appropriate for a personal account rather than an update account. I have no idea who's being talked about half the time. 🥲

[ Tumblr meme via @mikaikaika ]

[wyrm-town]

I’ve been looking through r/psychosis and occasionally similar subreddits and holy shit the people on there are so ungodly annoying and chronically unhelpful.

LITERALLY THE ONLY PIECE OF ADVICE THEY GIVE IS “TALK TO A PROFESSIONAL”

SHUT UPPPOP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UPI HATE ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP

[hikeyzz]

i really need more disabled friends bc i have so many things i want to talk about and no one that really gets it. i'm not new to being disabled but i have been living on the line between "disabled enough to need accommodations, but not so much i qualify for benefits" which puts me squarely between the disabled and abled communities. so hi um disabled friends that follow me come say hi pls let's be friends???

[supermanddntdieforthis]

Now that we know Ed kept that robe, do we think Stede didn't know that Ed had kept it until he saw him wearing it that morning or or do we think that maybe just maybe he found it while cleaning up the cabin and maybe just maybe when he brought Ed back on to the ship after the dinner with Anne and Mary and he decided that Ed needed some extra love and care and maybe just maybe talked him into stripping down out of his clothes to get comfy and maybe just maybe wrapped him up in that robe all nice and safe and cozy as a bug in a rug.

ANYWAY.

[vilelittlecritter]

Ha ha I don't know what I want to do with my life and I feel unsatisfied with my current condition!

[shuploc]

As someone with some amount of facial blindness, any tips on how do you gain a better understanding of a person's facial structure?

I'm honestly not too sure, although I will say, looking at the face you're about to draw from as many different angles as possible and with different expressions would probably help a lot. That's at least what helped me when drawing Miguel! 😊

I keep hearing from other artists that looking at faces and objects as if they're basic shapes can help, but that really hasn't helped me very much, at least not with the kind of work I do. It would definitely help with stylized art though! I do think with practice, most things tend to sort themselves out eventually, I for instance used to have a hard time putting whatever I was drawing into a 3D space in my mind, but I find I don't struggle with that so much anymore.

I hope that shed some light on it, I'm sorry for not really having a straight answer though... But like I said, practice is probably the best tool, unfortunately lmao. Be sure to make the practice fun as well though!

[applescabs]

happy birthday to me i celebrated by looking at my favourite sequence of images in the world and crying over it at half past midnight.

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

Me: ooohhh... I’m gonna write a fic about [This Character!] It’s gonna be great, I have so many ideas-

Me, 2 days later: I HAVE A FIC IDEA ABOUT [ANOTHER CHARACTER]. IT’S GONNA BE AMAZING!

Me, 2 days later: GUYS YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE-

[edith-is-a-cat]

I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS ASLEEP I THOUGHT I WAS POSTING TO THE VOID

[redstrewn]

Leander may be an idiot but hes so real for hating academia hes so real there

My brother in christ we are losing sanity and money and time simply bc of petty tyranny and trinkets

[branzinos]

jesus christ I was looking into getting a newer ereader since mine is 4 years old now and getting a little slow but tell me why these mfers barely drop below £100 even for refurbs. like I know they're practically indestructable and the battery lasts approximately 4,000 years but come the fuck on