Edie, usually they/it and he for funies | Xen's research subject | child of Devil, cryptid parents me | etx <3
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ooo maybe me and Xen can play that game later tucking it into my pocket
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save me ow ow ow my hip hurts and idk what i did wrong
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i had nine tables :3
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i spilled chips and salsa every fucking where today earning me may be some pity tips from my tables and had to mop mopping wears me out and i was so tired but the floor would be so icky if i didn't
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YES YES YED I LOVE FLAN
im going to make flan for the first time tmrw
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that dumb squeaky voice i do when im choking back tears and angry is a little funny because after the fact i think i sound like a kitten hissing
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GUYS GUESS WHO JUST WALKED OUT THE BUILDING WITH 104 DOLLARS
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HOLY FUCK MAYBE SHE IS
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Caitlin Doughty please.... more books you are such an amazing writer.....
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FUCK SOMEONE TOOK THR MANGOS I WAS GONNA GET TODAY
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oh fuck mitski is playing im in distress
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honestly. if there is that big ass needle for my wisdom teeth im going to need the laughing gas thats shit was scary because i couldn't 1) look away or 2) see where i wa going so i could brace for the feeling
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when i was little my two botttom teeth werw trying to grow in weird and i had to get them removed
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eugh it hurts crunching ice on my fillings also my jaw still hurts from it because they jabbed me with a big ass needle to numb me
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dude wtf get out of my house
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