#noms are weird au

[skullsnbruises]

Skullnbruises 2: Lost in New York !!!

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Noms Are Weird - mcyt - ( #noms are weird au) An AU centered around Tommy. SBI are giants, and each have a complex relationship to vore and the world around them, which mixes giant and human cultures and livelihoods. [Post]

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Check out our Ao3, as everything we've written for this account is on there, and our updated masterlist does not inculde anything we are no longer interested in.

What can we write/draw?

Fandoms we will work with include:

Will work with / Hesitant to work with

(If somebody is missing, feel free to ask about them, I might've forgotten them.)

Mcyt/Dsmp/Minecraft/Hermitcraft/Qsmp - (c! (Tommy, Wilbur, Tubbo, Ranboo, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Nihachu, Dream, George, XD, Slimecicle, Juanaflippa, Timedeo, Technoblade, Jack Manifold, Jschlatt, Awesamdude, Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, Goodtimeswithscar / Quackity, Captain Puffy, Tallulah, ElMariana, Callahan, Fundy, Karl Jacobs, Sapnap, Chayanne, Philza, Bdubs)

This post will be updated as it needs to be.

[nomsfaultau]

Lambs Phil keeps insisting he deserves to swear more and I just sigh and point to the pg 13 sign. He now won’t stop screaming about the Horrors.

[inamagicalhallucination]

at what point of their relationship would akutagawa accept that being w/ atsushi just means he has to get used to being bitten semi regularly and /not/ in the sexy way

or would that be one of atsushi's selling points to begin with

[pup-pee]

I LVOE I LOVE I LVOE I LOVE I LOVE OMGOMGOWMGKLDS LGJYTMS I TYU TYSMMMM!!!!!! FKLAHSKJFHAKJFHW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AKLSHFKJAHFKJAHGWKLJFWH

First official post for the new blog, starting strong with a Wally and an au version of Wally lol the au belongs to Jay @pup-pee he showed me this au and like,,,,, stares,,,, got obsessed too like fdssbfjdhfjsdk Nirvana au my beloved

also kyle and him fighting for the same damn spot, but it a good one lol

[boiled-ginger-ale]

Hey i want you to know i smile everytime you post because the need for wholesome sfw mcyt vore is real and you do it so well, it makes my heart melt

Also its all inspired me to make some of my own mcyt nom au of sorts but im honestly so scared to post anything about it?? How do you do it, its so impressive omg

Actually i have a few things to say here, and thats also that i wanna ask of you just post about hermitcraft and empires people, or if youre in other mcyt circles? Dont have to answer that one if you dont want to, just curious. Oh and i implore you to consider pred!grian and prey!mumbo for literally anything, they make me ill and i need to see them be silly together

- the-sussy-imposter2

First of all, real, im a total sucker for the mcyt vore fluff and i love making that everyone's problem but it is a bit of an agony im one of the main guys doing it because it means if i want content i have to make it. ;-;

people always seem to ask me how i have the confidence to post all my weird stuff and the only answer i can come up with is that i just do not fear god? /silly i am immune to social propaganda and i do what i want. i wish people would unapologetically like weird harmless things more... the concept of cringe is dead live ur best life man

I- i think im in other circles? i guess i just dont post about them at all. a lot of them kinda overlap, like the lifers and sos guys. used to watch dsmp sometimes but never really got into it so that doesn't count.

GRIAN AND MUMBO THO! peak pred-prey dynamic. so silly and stupid together. mumbo is very pathetic and i feel like he would put himself in terrible situations constantly. Grian has to watch him constantly or he'll end up lost/somewhere hes not supposed to be.

[maeslastbraincell]

Stars - Les Mis (New Châtelet french version) translation

There, in the heart of the night (Là, au coeur de la nuit)

An outlaw runs (Un hors-la-loi s'enfuit)

Under the stars (Sous les étoiles)

Under the stars (Sous les étoiles)

God be my witness, I will pursue him (Dieu m'en soit témoin, je le poursuiverai)

Until he is found and condemned (Tant qu'il ne sera pas repris et condamné)

He follows the way of the demon (Il suit la voie du démon)

And me, in the name of the Lord (Et moi au nom du Seigneur)

I make order shine under the great sky (Je fais resplendir l'ordre en plein azur) (I have been made aware that in the brick, Hugo uses azur as a way to describe the sky, so althought the direct translation is "I make order shine in full azure", I put the translation that makes the most sense)

In broad daylight (En pleine lumière)

For those who fall with Lucifer, the flames, Hell (Pour ceux qui sombrent avec Lucifer, les flammes, l'enfer)

Pure, in their multitude (Pures, dans leur multitude)

Reign the starts, soldiers of shadows (Reignent les étoiles, soldats de l'ombre)

Posted in space, you are the sentinels (Postées dans l'espace, vous êtes les sentinelles)

Watching us (Qui nous regardent)

And guarding the sky (Et qui gardent le ciel) (This can also be interpreted as "guarding Heaven")

And guarding the sky (Et qui gardent le ciel)

Each has its place in the night, each has its course in silence (Chacune sa place dans la nuit, chacune sa course en silence)

That nothing can deviate its course, its vigilance (Que rien ne peut faire dévier de sa route, de sa vigilence)

For who gives themselves to Lucifer, the flames, Hell (Pour qui s'adonne avec Lucifer, les flammes, l'enfer)

Those words written in the eternel ink on the doors to Heaven (Ces mots sont inscrits à l'encre éternelle sur les portes du Paradis)

And those who get lost, those who stumble, will pay the price (Et ceux qui s'égarent, ceux qui vacillent, payeront le prix)

Oh God of justice, show me the way (Oh Dieu de justice, montre-moi la voie)

And for your glory, I will plant myself (Et pour ta gloire, je planterai moi-même)

Your glave, I swear (Ton glaive, je le jure) (A glave is a small dagger, thanks google)

This I swear by the stars (Je le jure aux étoiles)

In the original version, instead of saying "until he is found and condemned", Javert says "until he is on his knees in front of me" and I think they should have KEPT IT GAY.

This was the HARDEST song to translate, and I still think some lyrics are coming out a bit weird (even tho french is my first language)

If you got any suggestions, feel free to tell me! :)

[snexy-the-snail]

You think you can write a short of Apollo nomming on Percy sometime after the biting incident? I’d really like to see that they’re on good terms and Percy deserves as many comfort spaces as he can get

Love the au you’ve built up, I might take some inspiration for my own writing. Thank you so much!🤗

OO please do take inspiration!! I am living on pure spite atm and would live to revive PJO vore!!! and Of course-)) 

It had been weeks after the biting incident, and even more since A schedule of being eaten or sat with had been put in place. As much as it was embarrassing the sleep was too good to be truly upset. It was still gross, and half the time he felt like kicking Hermes teeth when he made a weird joke or teased him, but things weren't horrible.  

Percy grimaces and stretches, trying to soothe the aches that came with practicing with the newcomers. Some of those wooden swords hurt, and the metal ones even more, thank you. He sighs glancing towards the beach wondering if that would take some of the odd aches away, it usually did, sometimes. Water healing got weird when it came to bodies, sicknesses and colds? Nothing. Cuts? Perfect, which seemed mildly unfair. He groans and leans again on a tree closing his eyes to soak up the warmth of the day. Maybe he should just go kill some monster, blow off some steam and get the adrenaline pumping.  

Perfect day for it after all, it was bright, sunny, and-  

He narrows his eyes cautiously glancing around the wood.  

"I know you're there." He calls out, scowling when nothing happens. So, he brought out Riptide. It had to be Apollo; the warmth was undeniable. He could've stabbed a tree in frustration when he didn't get a response.  

"What do you want to hear that I won't bite you again?" He snaps eyeing the trees like Apollo would morph out of one. That apparently was the issue considering the God appeared, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. "Serious? You were afraid I'd bite?" he asks with a scowl. Then again Triton had fully held him away like someone would with a naughty cat. Or a lizard- well Annabeth and a lizard at least.  

"Not afraid! Just- well biting usually means big ole' seaweed beard shows up and last time he was not happy about the whole, trying to get you to take a nap thing."  

Percy scoffs and caps his sword, pocketing it. "Well, you deserved it, I said no." He points out crossing his arms. At least Apollo had the decency to look somewhat ashamed.  

"I thought you were...ya know cranky?" The god says with a shrug, Percy very much scowling at the comment. Maybe he had been, but the fact Apollo was calling him out to that wasn't thrilling. "Or at least, Hermes says you're all squirmy and rude at first, so I thought it was just part of the process." Apollo continues not looking Percy in the eye.  

Of course. Percy let an exhausted sigh out a hand running through his hair. 12-year-old him would've flipped if this is what the future looked like. "I've seen you like, 5 times, and we don't have that whole directly related thing going on." He starts off. Sure, he had seen his dad about the same, but the sea god was *his* dad. Apollo might be his cousin or something, but he didn't *know* him like he did Hermes.  

"I've seen Hermes more than my own dad, talked with him too, so he's familiar I guess...I just... You're not."  

That didn't sound too brutal, did it? Oh. Apollo's gaze was hard, serious. It was weird considering he had only seen the god acting goofy half the time. He looked...godly almost. The silence was awkward, and Percy hated it, about to open his mouth to fill the silence but Apollo beat him to it.  

"I'd never hurt you. You know that right?"  

"What?"  

"I said I'd never hurt you. You're the reason half my kids are alive. They pray to me about you, about what you've done for them." Apollo continues with a bittersweet smile on his face. "And it kills me that you're not taking care of yourself. Hero of Olympus, title bearers of heroes of old, it doesn't matter. You're still just a kid under that."  

Percy swallows thickly not moving an inch as the god approached him, much like a stray horse, a warm hand settling on his shoulder. It was a different warmth than his dad's or Triton's. It was pure soul bringing warmth opposed to the gentle cooling his sea families brought.  

"Just a kid huh?" He laughs bitterly, closing his eyes, soaking in the soothing warmth. It washed over his soreness much like the waves did. The air feeling crisp in his lungs as he drew a breath. "Where was that thinking when I was 12."  

The silence that settled over them wasn't comfortable, though Apollo had a sorrowful expression on his face. "Gods don't change, not truly. But you, Percy Jackson, have certainly demanded we try."  

It was an honesty he swore he couldn't get from his father half the time...then again truth fell within Apollos domain. He wasn't sure why the sudden honesty, well partly. He crosses his arms and steps away from the warm weight on his shoulder. "Someone's gotta try for a better future." He grumbles.  

And it was getting better. From what he heard God spent more time with their kids than just eating them. He knew for sure Poseidon was, Nico literally had a room and Apollo dropped by fairly often to see his kids now. Especially Will.  

Apollo chuckles ruffling his hair with a grin. "You're a good kid, and I know Uncle P is proud of you." The god continues a fond look twinkling in his eyes.  

"Yeah, mmhm." He laughs barely trying to tame the wild mess that Apollo had created. He knew exactly what the God was seeking now but...funnily enough it was better, like a slow drawn-out permission. Comforting, like Hermes would do it. A small chat before getting to business.  

He was...feeling a bit drawn out and exhausted. The training took more out of him than he had been expecting. He sighs heavily leaning against a tree looking back to Apollo. The god stood there silently, his gaze watching him intently. Taking in each movement and any expression he made. Clearly waiting to see his response.  

"It's better." He says suddenly, hiding a smile when the god jolted at his voice, like he wasn't expecting it. "What is?"  

"This." He says gesturing vaguely. "Small talk, no taunting. I don't like cat and mouse games."  

"I wasn't- " 

"You are. You guys stand weird when you're thinking about it." Percy points out raising a brow. It was a stance, a slightly arched one, tense like a predator stalking its prey though, it felt...oddly relaxing.  

Apollo seemed stunned, before a rolling laugh poured from him. His eyes twinkle, his lips quirking upwards. "People should give you more credit. You're a rather observant little whirlpool."  

A scoff draws from him, rolling his eyes as he looked the god over. "It's more common sense. Any god I've seen always does that before they snag someone."  

He wasn't being snagged per say, Apollo was working up to it which he'd gladly take. Gave him more time to calm his nerves. "Anyway, get it over with, I've got another lesson in like two hours." he says with a dramatic sigh.  

There was a pause before Apollo approached him cautiously, getting more confident when no teeth sunk into his arm this time. "I'm not gonna bite this time." Percy complains, half tempted to give a small shove.  

"Well forgive me for being cautious, I can't tell if you're just sassy or genuinely feral." The god shoots back before his hand settles on his shoulder, giving it a warm squeeze. Rather than his vision blurring and warm divine energy sinking into him, Apollos form twisted and grew right in front of him, his hand steadily covering his entire body.  

He hums, going limp once massive fingers curl over his body lifting him up in a loose fist. It was a lot warmer than he was expecting. The ocean felt cool, soothing like aloe over a sunburn, Hermes felt breezy almost, a rush under his skin. Apollo was warm. Like incredibly warm. It was..comfortable actually.  

"Still with me Perc?"  

He hadn't even realized he had closed his eyes until the god spoke, jolting out of his thought. "Mm? Yeah. You're just warm." He mumbles. He stifles a yawn, scowling instead. He grumbles under his breath when it's met with a soft chuckle.  

"I can still bite you." He warns, huffing as he'd brought up to the gods face, a cheeky smile spread across the lips. "So can I Mr. Piranha." Apollo teases, clacking his teeth together.  

If it had been 3 months ago the tease probably would've terrified him, but Percy was more than used to the jabs by now. He rolls his eyes instead, half heartily kicking the gods cheek, sticking his tongue out when Apollo took his foot between his lip. The god was having way too much fun with this.  

"Oh no I'm so terrified. Spare me." The monotone voice only seemed to spur more amusement from the god, a chuckle rumbling from him before his lips parted. The slick feeling of saliva soaking into him as he was eased further inside. Huh. It was more goopy sorta thick... Like honey almost. He must've made a face because a vibration of laughter ran through him. "Yeah, laugh it up, you have gross insides."  

He scoffs trying to remain aloof as he slipped further inside the gods tongue safeguarding him from scraping against the bottom teeth. "You know one of these days you should be less gross and just magic me inside. Dad said you guys do that too." He points out closing his eyes as he let the warmth roll over him. It was comforting, soothing his aches and pains in ways water did.  

The motions were familiar, his feet hitting the back of the gods throat, he tenses briefly, surprised when nothing happened. He cracks his eyes open a bit, waiting for a swallow to ripple over his feet but he sorta just laid there. He craned his neck the best he could, but he couldn't exactly see what expression was on the god's face. Fingers brushed against his head, like he was seconds from being pulled back out.  

"Are you...waiting?" he asks slowly, a tad stunned. He hadn't expected that. All because he tensed a bit? Huh...that was oddly thoughtful. "I'm fine, it just gets weird with the sensation of falling." he admits after a second. A hum rolls over him before the familiar grasp of muscles tugs him downwards. The pressure and squeezing are almost comforting at this point. He sighs heavily closing his eyes again, not that it mattered considering the surrounding innards glowed.  

The rippling of the muscles pulling him down was a motion that he had actually gotten used to. Mindlessly he counted the seconds, keeping his breathing as even as possible as he was squeezed and squished. The tight feeling at his feet giving way with the slight pressure.  

Instead of a drop he was expecting it was more of a slide, the thick goopy insides making him scrunch his face up. "Ugh, why are you so goopy?" He grumbles. He shifted upwards, trying to push against the plush muscle, his hands sinking into it like putty. Different for sure.  

"I'm not goopy! Literally none of my kids have ever complained."  

"It's literally like putty in here!"  

He makes face pulling his hand back, the thick mucus clinging to his hand as he did. "Actually at least putty doesn't stick to you." He grumbles, flopping back against the stomach, wall, grimacing when he sunk into the plush muscle.  

"I'm sorry next time I'll tidy up, put some air fresheners inside, maybe add a rug." Apollo scoffed, Percy smirking when he felt a few very pointed pokes targeting his back.  

"I feel like a rug would make this ten times worse." Percy laughs, closing his eyes with a sigh. He had two hours before his next lesson...that gave him some time for a night. "Might turning out the light? Man, you're like the worst to nap with." he teases, stretching out a bit. It was like being on a weird waterbed. He could get used to water, but this was like an oddly firm Jello. 

A dramatic sigh caused the muscles to ripple all around him, the light fading from a bright light to a softer glow. "My kids never complain." the god grumbles, though the fond tone indicated he wasn't truly upset.  

"Your kids sometimes actually glow in the dark, so doesn't surprise me- now shut it." Percy murmurs, not real heat in his voice as he relaxes further into the organ. It really was like sunbathing, a constant warmth enveloping him no matter how he moved or turned. His lips quirk up, more so when a steady pressure rubs against his back.  

So, Apollo wasn't as bad as he first had thought that was good to know. He could live with this.  

"Wake me up in two hours, I'm serious I have classes to teach." He grumbles, not even fighting the wave of exhaustion.  

"Mmhm, we'll see if you're up for it then."  

Percy scowls, letting an annoyed huff out. Well, there went the rest of his day. 

[astraymetronome]

What do you think would happen between sam & tommy if one of them shrunk and found the other ?

Well, in the situation Tommy shrunk and was found by Sam I'm pretty sure he'd just be pretty protective. Because of how some people are, the stuff under the cut is gonna be me talking about g/t with vore. Everything above the cut is just your normal g/t stuff, though the normal stuff does work with the vore stuff!

I'm kind of going off of the Awesamdad Au by Grimmijaggers on YT for some of this idea. •~•

Sam

Sam would definitely go into a Creeper mindset. He'd probably scoop Tommy up and hide him in his inventory or maybe tuck him away in a pocket, close to his heart.

They would both probably fight a lot, I know it's really out of character, but I think it fits. I'll explain in Tommy's sections.

In the situation Tommy is permanently small, Sam would probably get into the habit of holding him like a kitten. Kinda of scruffing him or holding him using something on his mask to just keep Tommy in his sight and somewhere easily accessible.

Sam would be a very soft giant, constantly worried about the small person with him and checking them over as often as he could. In the event they're hurt, Dream showing up, he would probably be harsh and growl to try and scare them away. I know Sam is, canonically, a bit selfish, and I'm not faulting the man for feeling like a victim, but he'd not be good at fighting. Just a head cannon, since he's so worried over needs and such.

He probably takes his mask off around Tommy, letting the teen see his face and stuff. He probably chitters and chirps to ground him when he's panicking or something, it was definitely a big help when the shrinking first happened-

Tommy

He would definitely burst into laughter at first. He's too much of a menace to take someone shrinking seriously. I know this contradicts my Trapped Dream Au but different situations >:(

I'd probably have raccoon!Tommy for this if I ever make it an au. So Tommy would totally hide Sam in his den and do his best to keep him comfortable. His instincts would either register him as a member of his nursery or a kit he needs to protect.

If anyone was to try and hurt Sam, he would definitely go feral, spitting, hissing and biting until he can either get away or scare the threat away. He is very protective of tiny Sam and will make sure anyone and everyone knows.

Tommy definitely chitters and chirps at Sam when he's being stubborn or something. He'd treat him like a child despite knowing full well he's an adult. I think, in a way, it would be a sense of pride for him. Feeling like he's in control, even if it is inherently bad and unhealthy.

On the fluffy side of things, he would definitely hold Sam with or cover him with his tail when he wants attention or to give some comfort. He'd end up being a good pillar for Sam to rely on when he needed someone or was having a bad shrink day? I don't know how to describe it but I think you get the idea.

Okie- noms from here folks!

Sam

Using the logic that he's a creeper, Sam would probably be pretty protective over small Tommy. Like, he'd be borderline possessive. Tommy would definitely curl up with cats to keep Sam from storing him when he's in trouble. Unorthodox but effective at keeping from time outs.

Sam would so be a very careful pred, he'd not want to hurt Tommy and probably hold his breath whenever they did noms, because his exhales hold thick smoke and heavy carbon. Think of it like his lungs are a working explosion, constantly burning the oxygen he pulls in to make the smoke and stuff he needs? It's weird but cool in my opinion.

Tommy definitely makes smoker jokes and constantly mocks Sam in a smoker voice. It's often the reason he gets nommed because he won't stop insisting Sam smokes 3 packs a day when he needs to be quiet.

At first, Tommy was very scared, like he would scream his lungs out and claw at Sam's storage until he was let out: levels of fear. Now he just squirms and will randomly be loud to scare Sam into thinking he's back when they first started doing this. Aka protective creeper go brrr.

Sam has a colored green storage and Tommy is constantly put off by it like- 'it shouldn't be that color!' and Sam just constantly reminds him that he's barely human and isn't gonna have human insides. Tommy still thinks he needs to fix it. He can't.

Tommy

Tommy took probably five minutes after Sam shrunk before he shoved him in his mouth because: instincts. Let me have this. He is the raccoon child for a reason.

Sam so freaked out and probably gave Tommy plenty of indigestion- probably let off an accidental explosion or two due to his panic. Let's just say Tommy had a scar in his stomach lining that Sam hasn't mentioned. Tommy finds out after having swallowed another shrunk person, probably Tubbo or Ranboo.

He loves teasing Sam, nipping and biting him all the time because it's his love language. Aka he wants to show Sam he cares and does it the only way he really knows- violence and noms. Noms too.

Using raccoons as reference, Tommy soaks Sam in water before he noms him, like Sam knows what's gonna happen when he's being held and Tommy pulls out a water bottle and a bowl.

Tommy spends the entire time Sam is in his storage, or stomach I haven't decided it should have the same conditions as Trapped Dream Au, purring and chittering to himself. He will poke and prod Sam until he's squirming around and stuff because he absolutely loves having the sensation!

If anyone has any other ideas or head cannons for this, send them as asks! I'd love to talk about this more ^^

[eluxurex]

Bio I Guess (C'mon We've All gotta do this) UPDATED

Pls note: THESE ARE ALL THOSE A WIP. THINGS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE

Yo! I see you've found my blog! (insert clapping noises). Anyways, I'm a teenage artist, self shipper and a noms enthusiast! I do art, I write dumb stuff and sometimes sing dumb songs on Starmaker. I am an Undertale fan and a lover of G/t.

Pronouns are: He/She/They ,Menace/Menaceself (Mostly He/She/Menace tho)

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I now have have a separate blog for my Undertale AU, Keytale which is @eluxurexisrandom and from November 13th has made this blog the most randomest place ever to exist. I would highly appreciate it you go check my other blog, though it's not very active anymore so it's alright.

Extra Info:I am a Nigerian and a Christian. I can do requests and will always try answer questions. (Unless like it's for donations, which I may not answer)

I also have some OCs, which are probably the ones you'll see the most here.. The first is Rezmo, my mascot the second my persona, Eli and the third, Sooty.

And Here's my Sans Oc for an upcoming second Au I am cooking up

Last but not least, don't ask weird questions and I don't answer donation asks anymore, Thx:)

[enniyart]

Well, here is some sketches with human!Draal and Nomura

I'm totally in love with AUs where Draal turns into human, acts weird like Blinky did but Nomura tries to help him handle with it

I'm a bit crazy from headcanon that in Japan Nomura was the head of the Yakuza and traditionally had tattoos on her shoulders. that is why nowadays in human form she wears clothes that cover her shoulders and part of her arms

Aaaand yes, there is smol Nom in her first kimono and she is very happy having it

[skullsnbruises]

May I request anything with G!Tommy? (Can be noms)

(maybe something to do with your naw au? I miss that au 🙏)

Tommy and Ranboo’s secret friendship

Ranboo’s design in this isn’t final, I’m working out some choices between hair color, outfit, and deciding if he should have vitiligo

(One day I’ll make a post of everyone’s designs)

Closeups and taglist under the cut!

TAGLIST @brick-a-doodle-do @poprockpanda

[nomsfaultau]

in the vampire au based on my nightmare, I get the vibe that Philza like. Treats the Jawless One really normally in a way that’s unnerving. Like it’ll roar in a spray of viscera and spittle and Philza will just be like “hmm you’re right, but if it does rain we can cancel brunch.” Or sit down at the dinner table sipping at his blood while the Jawless One rips apart a cow carcass and half the table in a frenzy, while Tommy clings to the chandelier for safety. Philza dabs a napkin at what’s left of its face, cooing over it. And it’s reaaally unclear if the Jawless One is a cognizant person somewhere beneath the centuries of overwhelming vamperic bloodlust, or if that’s fully a monster and Philza is genuinely delusional.

[honeybeewhereartthee]

PINK KKOMAS 186

MC: because I have nothing better to do. We shall held cooking contest!!

Bee, clap his hand: yey. (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

Doll, mumble: seriously, can't we have peace an quite...

MC: are contestants are—

The spotlight went to Grey who wave at everyone.

MC: grey from twist au...!

Reaper, ask bee: is that why were here in the mansion garden...

Bee: yes. Since grey can't go out of the mansion. Can but probably very rarely. Or something.

MC: and then we have the other one!!

A system screen appear that shows sheep who's wearing a cute apron.

Sheep, smiles: I don't really do this but since I get paid. I will do my best to get more money out of you Mr. Vip.

Bee:... I think I just heard you say something just now.

Sheep, shameless: that's good, since it mean your not deaf after all. Make sure you double it if you guys eat all day up. 🤭

Bee who have lost sense of proper spending of wealth: that's fine.

MC: yippee. Hanii so cool.♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱

Bee: omae....(⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) You just want to eat nice dish today huh.

MC: yup.(⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)also it been while since you call me that. Eheh

Bee: fine.

Bee, stare at sheep: then make a good dish specifically for omae then.

Sheep, ever smiling: of course.😊🫶

Grey: [ this is quite exciting]

Bee, give a look at grey: don't add any weird thing in the dish ok.

Grey: [ I won't dream off doing so]

Bee:.... Ok. I believe you.

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Sheep prepared three dish for the crowd. Through he did have his fun in it too. The dish is transported to pink KKOMAS as he finish them up.

Dish one: bunny shortcake

Sheep: made for the so called core fae. I hope you enjoy it. Remember to give me donation if you ask for seconds, ok.😊

judgment (MC):

MC: IS THAT MINI BLOB AND HEARTS. WHAT A CUTE DISH!!

MC takes a photo before they slurp it all up.

MC: .... DELICIOUS. NOM. NOM NOM. I want seconds!! 10 out 10

Doll mumble: isn't it weird to eat dish of your (child)...

MC, lick the plate clean: did you say something just now?

Doll: morning. 💀

Bee, smile and give 10000 mv to sheep channel since omae like it.

Dish two: choco, pineapple, sakura jam bread

Sheep: this is for pinkies since you guys like some common Japanese sweet. But the flavor is different from normal melon bread.

Reaper who eaten the chocolate bread : it's good. Through I can't say anything since I can't based this on previous bread I eat. Probably 5 out 10. Sorry. The Niki han of soul mate au made some very tasty bread. They are kinda expensive through. Agh....😞

Doll who eaten the Sakura jam bread:... Lucky you, I cannot afford bread from that vender ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ ). So I give you 8 out 10. Since there's a bit lacking into it.

Helter who eat haft of the pineapple one: 0 out 10. Grey better. ( Totally not biased)

Sheep, who want to tell a child off but decide not too: 😊💢💢 is that so...

Hallow, who eat the other haft of the pineapple bread: it's good. I give it 9.5 out 10. Since it's unique taste of pineapple. 🥺 I would want to order more too.

Addie: you shouldn't eat too much sweet, hallow or that so called master of yours will tell you off for cavities.

Hallow: I'll brush my teeth later.🫡

Dish three: bun bun dumplings

Sheep: I hope you'll enjoy this surprised. Especially you little boy. (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

Sheep Stare at Helter in such a sinister smile but it looks like a prince charming smile to others who's effected by his skill like Helter.

Helter, felt chill even through sheep looks very harmless to his eyes: GREY THAT SHEEP PUT POISON ON MA' FOOD.

grey, comfort Helter by carrying him: [ it's ok it's ok. Your immune to poison and Venomous substances ]

Helter, point his pink gun at the system screen: ya can't threaten me, ya sheep! I'm stwong!!

He tried to act tough, his speech become child like, grey chuckle as he try to calm down his young lord. Before giving little Helter a flower to eat to calm down.

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Doll( who eat spicy) : GHAAAAAHHH SPICYYYYYY.

Reaper( safe dumpling): it's good. 8 out 10.

Sea, give 10 points outs as he too eat the safe bun.

Hallow ( who eat extreme spicy dumpling) : ah, my tongue felt tingling and my eyes is watering... Hmm... I guess it's good. ...haa.... H....hot.... *Faints.

Addie: ... That's impressive.

...

Addie message someone on his phone and suddenly there's a donation on sheep side.

The Doctor donated 3,333,333

The doctor become High tier VIP

The doctor now become #1 Member

Sheep:...

The protagonist who's beside sheep and waiting for their own dumpling: where's my share. 😗

Sheep: I'll treat you some restaurants later. We're rich.

The protagonist: oh. But I want your food. 😞

Sheep: hmm... Fine. Since I'm in good mode. I'll make one after this.

Riku who heard sheep making dinner: I want failed dilguna candy. (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

Sheep: that's not dinner.

Riku: I want blood of my enemies.

Sheep: ok, one cheese burger.

Riku: I don't like it when you make good food. That's why I ask for failed dilguna candy

Sheep: ask them then.

The protagonist: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

[woozvc]

call you tonight

part.II

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synopsis — choi seungcheol and y/n I/n are always fighting for the first spot in their class. what happens when they stand for student council president elections against each other?

pairing — scoups x gn!reader

genre/s — smau, high school au, non idol au, fluff, angst, a lot of banter

warnings — cursing, brief mentions of family issues, jealousy, competition

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[boiled-ginger-ale]

the smallidarity dynamic is so perfect for every kind of relationship.

best friends? check

in love? check

frenemies? check

arch nemesis? check

pred/prey? check

g/t? check

they can do all of it

and empires 2 jimmy and joel are so perfect for pred/prey stuff

like, perfect for non-AU noms, and crazy potential for AU noms

non-AU Joel teasing Jimmy by swallowing him down

and then an AU where Jimmy gets like sacrificed to God Joel and eaten

but also a non-AU where Jimmy figures out Joel wants to eat him and starts teasing Joel about it subtly to convince him to actually do it and Joel is all flustered

and even empires 1!!! because jimmy was actually big, not crazy giant like lizzie, but joel was just human sized so in empires 1 jimmy could nom joel

and life series, like, what if to get Jimmy to the end in Wild Life, Joel eats him during the finally, so even if technically Joel was the only survivor since Jimmy only registered as 'food in a player's stomach' once he won Jimmy was still with him and could be considered having won as well so when Joel rides off into space in his cool car with the past victors he lets a very tiny Jimmy out and all the victors celebrate or something or maybe take turns nomming Jimmy

Human!Jimmy finding tiny Fairy!Joel and holding him gently cupped in his hands

Human!Joel finding Canary!Jimmy who is actually canary sized, or maybe a Hummingbird!Jimmy and keeping him in his shirt pocket

their just so cute in g/t scenarios I'm gonna die - Lilmia

Frothing at the mouth at all of these ideas they are gorgeoussssss I can only imagine the shenanigans they’d be up to on any server

Oh the panic if Jim was sacrificed to Joel and this giant monstrosity of a god plucks him out of his bindings, glances him over with such indecipherable emotion and then proceeds to fucking eat him. Pure terror. Maybe Joel feels guilty for scaring the human cuz he doesn’t really take sacrifices like that but at the same time he could only imagine what the guys sacrificing him might do if he refuses, and I mean, he is hungry after all…

Also neither of them have any chill at all. Bored? Tum time. Tiny friend doing something needlessly dangerous and you’re done with their shit? Eat. Big guy you hang out with actin a little out of it and you’re worried about them? Nothin cures the soul like some snuggles from the inside (improved tenfold if the pred can purr)

Big fish Jimmy would be such a reluctant pred I swear. Joel would probably threaten to rip his insides out if he ever tried, but oh nooooo there’s this plot thing that makes it be the only option availableeeee yeah Jim is getting a squirmy new guest for the time being. And no inside damage because Joel has at least some decency to not want to hurt his best bud, even if he’s weird and this is gross and he hates it so much Jim let him out or he swears he’s gonna—

I have very many feelings about these idiots I love making them suffer so much <3

[the-contraire-of-zugzwang]

Translating MBS.

I have been bitching about the french translation of mbs since i knew enough English to be able to read the original version. I'm in my fifth year of translation class and i think i now have the tools to make one myself that somewhat pays justice to the original books so here goes. I'm only attempting to translate the challenging difficult bits because it's what i find interesting and fun, so riddles, play on words, things like that. Most of the rest *cough RoA cough* has been done fairly well before and no one cares about my personnal preferred grammar and vocabulary usage so i think it wouldn't be interesting for anyone.

Every part i translate will have the excerpt, followed by my translation(s) and what it means in English when warranted and explanation about why i think it is an appealing solution :)

Games of Names

Ledroptha Curtain -> Fermel Ridau

There is no particular difficulty here, it keeps the pun with "let drop the curtain", phrasing it as "close the curtain." Little added detail i'm proud of that doesn't exist in the original version but French has its own subtleties: according to how you pronounce the second "e" in Fermel, the meaning differs. If you pronounce it /ə/, then it is "ferme le rideau" which is the familiar version for someone you're close with or you yourself, as in Curtain drops the curtain on the past, which fits well with the show canon. If you pronounce it /e/, it becomes "fermez le rideau" which is the plural and formal/polite version for either someone you don't know/are not close to or a group of people. So this works as in he doesn't let anyone get actually close to him: not only does he push everyone away, but he has no one close enough to him to use the familiar form on. NB: usually, you use the familiar form on children, but i have had teachers who use the polite version on their students, so I think it would make sense for Curtain to use the formal polite version on his students to make them feel valued and open more to him as part of a manipulation tactic.

Constance Contraire -> Constance Contrariori

Constance is a fairly common french first name, so i'm leaving it alone; children probably won't make the connection between the first name and the common noun, especially as it's not all that used, but i assume most english-speaking readers didn't jump to the French translation of the name when first reading the book. I changed Contraire to Contrariori, because of the cave scene in Perilous Journey. Thus, you can have Curtain use the phrase "a contrariori" instead of "au contraire", which spares a footnote and avoids him speaking in italics all of a sudden. It also gives him a slight pedantic vibe which fits his character, and makes Constance look smarter than she does in the published translation (seriously, au contraire is a very common phrase french speakers hear several times a week, her having never heard it before the cave scene is just silly and weird).

the Living Institute for the Very Enlightened

i stuck the two excerpts together because they're similar as far as translation difficulty is concerned, and i did the explanation in one paragraph :)

Un mot était imprimé sur la bannière, les lettres assez grandes pour être lues depuis le continent: TROT; clairement, l'acronyme du Théâtre de la Raison Objective et du Talent. << c'est déjà mieux que pas assez. >> Kate

Pendant ce temps là, M. Ridau avait commençé son discours de bienvenue: << dans les autres écoles, déclarait-il, on enseigne seulement aux élèves à avancer. De la lecture, des mathématiques, des cours de dessin et de musique... quel gâchis de temps pour les élèves! Ici, au Théâtre de la Raison Objective et du Talent, tonna M. Ridau en en écrivant le nom au tableau et en entourant les lettres capitales, on apprend à nos élèves à aller au T.R.O.T. !>> Un autre tonnerre d'aplaudissement suivit cela, mais Reynie réfléchissait toujours, Tout est à l'envers. Et, regardant les lettres encerclées au tableau, un frisson soudain et terrible lui parcourut le dos: TROT écrit à l'envers, est TORT.

I chose to translate LIFE in TROT, which literally stands for theater for objective thinking/mind and talent. I am not very happy with the words behind the acronym, but it's stil better than the published french translation (Very Original Boarding Shcool). I used "théâtre" not as "theater" but as its secondary meaning: a fancy word for a place where things happen. I think it stills works with the pedantism of the original meaning and it could be worse. The word "trot" comes from the phrase "au trot" when a horse goes faster than walking but doesn't run full force. When talking about humans, it's basically a jog that allows you to keep running at a moderate speed for a long time and go further compared to a sprint where you go full speed but don't get as far before having to stop. "trot" backwards is "tort", which means wrongdoings but can also mean being wrong. My translation of Kate's comment is more far-fetched, but I couldn't find anything else that worked for the acronym and reverse. The word "trop" is homophonic to "trot" but means "too (much)". Thus, I had Kate remark that, at least, it doesn't say 'not enough'. I think it is a tolerable equivalent as "it doesn't say die" -> "we're not gonna die" becomes "it doesn't say not enough" -> "we're capable enough to do this". There probably is a more graceful way of doing it, but I couldn't find one myself.