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[floorboardchompingfridays]

Some Advice For People Leaving Comments on Fanfics:

“I liked your fic”

Nice, but basic and easy to overlook

Doesn’t compel the author to do anything other than take the compliment

Sounds like you might be a bot (ew)

“I am going to eat your floorboards!”

Unique and attention grabbing

Makes me second guess whether I should have bought that insurance

Sounds like you might be a termite (how did a termite learn to type????)

[pumpkinthistle]

[tenmillionthfirefly]

[kaleb-is-definitely-sane]

Trenton Lee Stewart was like: Neurodivegence is a superpower. Fuck capitalism. Killing people is wrong when there are alternatives. Immigrants are heroes. Women are awesome. Black people are freaking gorgeous. People are good at heart.

And then turned that into a book series. And succeeded.

[lotsofsq]

THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY!!!!!!

i’ll be posting most of my stuff chronologically so enjoy my journey

[ID copies from alt text: four headshots of the four society members: reynie is smiling calmly, his hair is sweeping left over his forehead. he is wearing a green sweater vest with a line of little sprouts on it over a button down. sticky has a nervous expression, he is fully bald. he is wearing a blue sweater over a button down. constance looks peeved and has wispy blonde hair with red hair clips. she is wearing a red coat over a yellow shirt. kate is excited and winking, her gold blonde hair is in a high ponytail. she is in a red and white striped t-shirt. all 4 have emphasized lines around them in their respective colors: reynie has green flowers, sticky has blue sweat beads, constance has red jagged lines, and kate has yellow radial lines around her. ]

[myfairkatiecat]

TMBS POST FOR FANDOM FIGHT EVENT!

@crumpetsandbiscuits organized this little event hehe

SO HELLO

REBLOG IF YOU LIKE THE MYSTERIOUS BENEDICT SOCIETY

Also reblog if you DON’T like the mysterious Benedict society, because it’s an awesome story and therefore deserves a reblog anyway

Don’t reblog more than three times as per the rules but. Do put a little reblog on this post. Because the mysterious Benedict society is sooooo fun and deserves to win!

[magic-swords-art]

mr benedict’s very secret team er, the mysterious benedict society!

some bonus S.Q.’s. gave him a tooth gap for no real reason…it just felt cute and fitting :)

[mvshortcut]

Martina Crowe is literally the og hater. You will never be as iconic of a hater as her. She is so committed to hating that she stopped the narrative at a climatic moment while our heroes our captured to list all of the things she hates, categorized in order of how much she hates them and with reasons, for a full two pages. Have you ever stopped the narrative at a climatic moment to list all the things YOU hate in order? No? That's because Martina Crowe is the GOAT at hating. In the Olympics of hating she takes the gold every time. Her competitors aren't even on the podium. You can try to be a hater but you're just embarrassing yourself. Give up <3

[fandom-queen-13]

ALRIGHT, WHO'S IN THE TMBS FAMDOM, REBLOG TO SOUND OFF I WANT TO SEE HOW MANY OF US THERE ARE

[ysabellious]

a late night show!kate wetherall doodle :)

[tmbsincorrectquotes]

after discussing a plan Kate: Does anyone have any questions? Sticky: Is this legal? Kate: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[cptnwynnie]

Sticky, and Milligan, and the stars

[pumpkinthistle]

Sticky Washington.

[tenmillionthfirefly]

[nobodysdaydreams]

The difference between book and show Curtain is that if show Curtain was a cat, he’d be a passive-aggressive fancy show cat that would look you dead in the eyes as he jumped up on the counter and knocked one of your glasses onto the floor.

Meanwhile, book Curtain is a scraggly old cat that hisses and yowls whenever anyone gets near him.

[lotsofsq]

i think McCracken is really funny this is my vision for the gay middle aged man dating landscape in tmbs

[ID copied in alt text: a drawing of a chart with McCracken, Mr Curtain, Milligan, Moocho, Crawlings, Sharpe, and Garrotte. Milligan and Moocho are labeled “husbands” with a bunch of hearts. Milligan and McCracken are labeled “exes”. McCracken has an arrow pointing at MrCurtain the says “golddigger” and all four of the ten men have arrows pointing inward where it says “business formal polycule” but business is spelled wrong. off to the side the whole chart is labeled “The Lore”]