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Holy shit I just saw The Worst Take on my recommended,, uh no?? literally get a better opinion
#/silly#nobody come after me this is a joke#mostly at least#cant agree with them but not gonna start shit either
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the sauna robe era: a beautiful saga unfolding before us. we really have gone from "it was matthew's idea to wear them for pregame fits" to "sasha texted them team to make them wear the robes for the preds game"
nashville predators @ florida panthers postgame interview | 11.7.24 (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT BOTH RODDY AND MAFFHEW WENT oh the whole team all thought it was a prank but we still wore them anyways which somehow makes the robe walkin an exercise in trust and love that everyone passed with flying colours god this team is filled with lobe and friemdship
also happy mackie did in fact get ribbed for taking the shirt option his team uncles sure are giving him the rookie experience and also "i wasn't sure if i was showing too much skin or not" on a team
THAT WALKED IN LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY SHAME. YEAH BUD I DONT THINK THATS A PROBLEM HERE.
the robes are truly a hit amongst the team aka we dont have to use our brains and we just put on a robe its fantastic, mackie maffhew and nosey are on absolutely onboard unsurprisingly
and if you wondering oh what about paul when will we see him-
the answer is a firm NO on both accounts so to those (me) who wanted to see an old man in a skimpy robe our dreams have to be crushed from the getgo but maybe if the streak goes long enough-
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#gustav forsling#evan rodrigues#mackie samoskevich#tomáš nosek#paul maurice#2425#the sauna robe saga™#beautiful and needs to be archived#also paul says that the boys didnt tell him they would come in robes for the preds game after finland#just that he “heard a rumour” about it#so sasha texted the team and our staff was out of the loop so i cant imagine the utter joy at seeing your players in their robes again#i also was talking to my friend and went “how likely is it that theyve washed those things? like between sauna i can see it”#“but the minute they exclusively wore it for walkins how likely are those things building up funk for the superstition”#and then i completely ruined it for myself because yeah i do think they dont wash em#i love the utter confusion on who started this#maffhew and sasha are one entity#sasha taking initiative to make the boys keep wearing the robes as if maffhew (superstitious man) didnt whisper it in his ear#“you gotta be some kind of superstitious at one point” ←i like seeing my teammates half naked. and also my husband told me to do so.#captain's privilege indeed#but also the whole “whos idea it was” does that particularly change on why some boys thought it was a joke#like if maffhew said it right theyd be more likely to think it was a prank but if sasha said it theyd be more likely to believe-#sorry im still on whos on team maffhews idea and team sashas idea#i will piece this together bit by bit by the power of my own delusion#sauna robes as an exercise in trust and love#but boooo old man join in the fun!!!!!#“nobody needs to see it-” WELL I DO#florida panthers
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the very first words out of shih-na's mouth to lang after admitting to being a spy and a murderer are flirting with him. you really have to respect a girlie who shoots her shot even in her darkest hour
#langna#shih-na#shi-long lang#aai spoilers#guess i'll try to spoiler tag more what with the collection coming out soon#jokes aside i truly am losing my mind over how quickly she rushes to say this completely unprompted when she gains nothing from it#she could have just been like haha you're so stupid for trusting me or taunted him about everything she got away with right under his nose#unfortunate that after this scene like Nobody ever explores their feelings about shih-na ever again and then in aai2 lang is just like. Fin#but it's fine. aai3 will come out on the swithc 2 next year (pointing emoji) and we will see soooo many complex motives
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I deleted a post vaguing the fuck out of someone cuz honestly, a post made in frustration that really doesn't convey what i wanted to say, I think I added to a dogpile already happening on that person even tho I mostly had an issue with the kinda language she uses and edgy humor, because I think it is irresponsible. I would not be talking about somebody over getting in an argument with someone else I don't know 👍, I think it's fair she put me on blast and explained how the post came off, which I then read and concluded, I guess it could be interpreted that way. I really do not care and a lot of posts she makes come off like pitting Trans men against Trans women, that's really my main criticism. Tone down the edgy jokes, and make it easier to follow for slow dumbasses like me.
Overall, I think the post was unnecessary, and especially with the current timing really just added to internet dogpiling of a trans woman, which sucks and for that i am sorry. Don't make ironic bigoted edgy jokes tho. Don't cozy up people who can hide their bigotry behind ironic humor.
Yes I used recent things as an example from like her getting angry at the people she's arguing with, and I misunderstood the one insult she said as something wayyyy worse, I can assure you that I was not trying to misconstrue her points (which im not sure how much that matters since i still posted it to my audience and the responsibility is still on my uninformed ass), and that I do not care if trans woman online argues with people, and calls them names 😭
#and dont come into my replies saying shit like >trans men >drawing trans women respectfully you can pick only one#that's so fucking annoying#and wholly unnecessary#and quite frankly posts like this made me call you a transphobic idiot#while i am rash and not very smart and NOBODY is coming after me or even asking me to apologize or talking about me over that post#just thought I would share#girl you really need to just tone the edgyness and outrage factor down#i am not very smart#and there are so many people like me who operate on emotions and impulse like me who will literally see your jokey posts and see them as#completely serious#and you can say that is my implicit transmisoginy#but idk#joking about rounding up trans men or being the biggest straight t4t hater or whatever#i cant be the only one having an issue with that#i know you followed up t4t hater post with explanation
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at whats happening in the project sekai fandom right now. the previously "transfem (heavily heavily implied)" character is
wait okay spoilers for mizu5 event. read at own risk (if youre in the fandom) and if youre not um fucking hit read more RIGHT NOW
okay. so the previously "transfem (heavily heavily implied)" character is now "transfem (LITERALLY UNMISTAKABLY canon)". THIS IS 3 (EN) OR 4 (JP) YEARS WORTH OF BUILDUP FINALLY COMING TO FRUITION AND ITS SO FUCKING. GRRRAAHH
THIS IS THE MIZUKI 4* FOR THE EVENT. THE CARD IS TITLED "What Has Been Lost"
AND THE OTHER CARDS (KANADE, MAFUYU, ENA) HAVE THE CHARACTERS WEARING OUTFITS THAT ARE MOSTLY/ENTIRELY WHITE. SYMBOLIZING MOURNING.
READ THE STORY TRANSLATION LISTEN TO THE SONG ("Bake no Hana") READ THE LYRICS FUCKING TRY TO UNDERSTAND HOW EXTREME THIS SHIT IS.
this is like 9/11 to me
#mizu5#mizuki5#mizuki akiyama#akiyama mizuki#kanade yoisaki#yoisaki kanade#mafuyu asahina#asahina mafuyu#ena shinonome#shinonome ena#proseka#pjsk#project sekai#let me be clear. mizuki fucking disappears after this#like normally characters can be found in some locations in the game world having conversations#mizuki is fucking gone. they fucking stop appearing in the real world after u see the story.#and they lose the light in their eyes in the fucking character level screen.#its temporary but it isn't stated how long itll be before they come back. so we dont know whatll happen#so it has to be one of the next nightcord focus events but. nobody knows when that is. or which event. literally no fucking clue.#like itll probably last AT LEAST a real life month but ALMOST CERTAINLY longer than that. no words can describe my emotions right now. FUCK#i think i have to kill myself (/joking)#i feel like im getting kicked jn the fucking dick a thousand times in a row#never ask a mizuki fan what happened october 12 2024#important post
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i like overthink everything now it makes me feel so dumb. i used 2 be able to just talk 2 ppl but nowadays every single thing im like Is that actually going to make them hate me. Yes probably. and then i just dont respond which makes ppl hate me. this is how it is
#ive been overthinking 1 light and casual mildly funny response to something but im worried itll come off as disrespectful and dismissive And#make me seem stupid and uncaring all at the same time. and also be seen as insulting. but like idt itd be insulting right like. im not#saying what it is so ig for all you guys know im like I mean if i say All your shit suck ball and i hateit kys. <- thats not the thing i was#going to say#like it doesnt matter now the window for response is closed now but i feel stupid bc i shouldve just said it it was light and casual. im so#bad at keeping convos gojng im convinced im not going to survive. In like a light and casual way like in a He will not make it through the#winter joke way. dw. im not going to do anything bc i had One failed interaction. if i was going to do anythjng itd be bc of the 8000000#other failed interactions. But im not. anyways. it just makes me feel so useless 😭 like i want to respond i want to talk to ppl so bad but#i feel like i mess things up Irreparably every time i speak OR i take too LONG overthinking my response and then i just cant respond bc its#been too long and then its been 3 years and the only messages ive ever sent r my intro message and 1 message 2 years ago that nobody#responded to at all. or the conversation stopped immediately after. and like i used to be better at this i was lkke. talkative in a couple#muts servers like. i talked 2 ppl daily in those servers and i had fun and like. I was an important part of the group and i felt like it#but i just feel like such an outsider for Everything and its literally my fault bc i cant just like. Talk. The explosion. bc im always like#im gonna try im gonna do it this time im gonna get it back im going to finally be Good connor and im going to fix it all and make a Good#solid friend group and ill find HEALTHY LOVE and i wont selfsabotage and ill move out and have a job and ill balance it well and ill start#all my hobbies and ill have a great routine and be so loveable and on top of it and not stressed and content and happy and roll with the#punches and then theres a single hiccup and im like Well fuckinf whatever im going to be an unemployed hermit forever and im going to die b4#im 25 anyways so Who cares and also im digging a little hole for myself. and its like. AUGHH ik i just have to persevere and overcome but#even saying that feels so stupid its not fucking hard its Talking to ppl. like. i literally if ive ever said a word to you i had to think#avt it and strategize how to respond right even for like. like. it makes it sound like its not genuine it is#like for example i want to say hey i love your art! but then i freak out and im like thats not normal thats like a rly generic comment they#hear that all the time theyll thjnk im being polite and my brains like hrmmm rewrite Your art changed my life. It shaped me. Ill never be#the same. Nad im like ok too far overcorrected go back and the sentence generator is like Your art has colors 💯 like. GOD. WHY IS IT SO#difficult. and then usually i either just dont say anythinf and feel awful abt it 4ever OR i send it on anon and then i spend like 15#minutes ibsessively slightly tweaking the apelling and capitalization and punctuation to make sure it doesnt seem like its me just in case#it Is the worst possible thing to say but then i see the response and itll be like AWWW TYSM :] THIS MEANS A LOT or whathaveyou and i feel#stupid bc i couldve just Told them this to their face and it wouldve been a good positive interaction we had. but instead i had 2 hide and#tyoe entirely differently so they couldnt sniff me from my typing style. and it soesnt even feel like the thanks is actually 4 me bc i#tweaked the message sm. and it still makes me happy that the oersons hapoy but its like. that couldve been a nice mutual interaction#like not that i need a personal ty i compliment ppl when i Want to compliment ppl and when its genuine yk. i dont do it so i get mutualpoint
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Parents will treat you like expensive vermin that theyre keeping around due to being mercyful but the moment you wanna kill yourself it's suddenly bad
#NOBODY!!! WANTS!!!ME!!!!!#my mother thinks im soulless or something and always want to hurt them#my stepfather and i hate each other thats fair i hate him too#my grandmother lied that her and her partner are attending a funeral in a different town on my graduation day#(my mother called the cemetary. there were no funerals that day)#my father and his girlfriend claim to want me around but theyve got a baby now and lmao he didnt want me as a kid either#and they were like. noo sorry cant come to your graduation we'll be out selling karate merch at an event#mfers are doing this self employed. like damn who is going to fire you of youre not both there..........#i just moved out from the dorm im still going back for exams but after that i'll no longer live there#i'll probably drift apart with the roommates i had for 3 years sooner or later. i feel like i cant prevent that#maybe just my abandonment issues though#then theres the guy who just started introducting me to his family as his gf. i love him but i cannot rely on this guy with my emotions#not because of him but because im not throwing my baggage at people out of nowhere like it's a basketball it's a cruel thing to do#thats everyone in my life rn i have two other friends but theyve been out of the picture for about half a year due doing young adult stuff#tw suicide joke
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What's with all the "Them and Us" stuff I mean. I thought the whole point of this acceptance stuff is realising that despite all the little differences everyone is still kind of similar in the way that they should be granted at least the basic but of respect everyone deserves? Call me naïve and childish but isn't the point of all this to Not have the clear distinction between people who are slightly different? Isn't the whole point to Not have a "Them" and an "Us"?
#been doing a lot of national socialism in history again and idk#something about the goebbels speeches man#i know i know insane comparison but there everything also started with establishing a ''Them'' against a ''We''#that was like half of the ideology you know?#and I don't like seeing stuff like that these days because it's so stupid and actually seems more harmful in the long run#if thid makes sense#now you feel good because you have your bubble of other...idk. socially acceptable level of mentally ill people for example#and you're in this community with people who understand you so obviously you don't want to leave#and thats fine#i just always think it's a bit stranhe when it starts sounding like... you know#there's a lot of memes juxtaposing a very specific symptom of a disorder or something with just ''non mentally ill people'' for example#and I get it its a silly little joke#but words do something and if it's this ''oh they'll never understand they're just not X enough'' it just#i really really can't explain it well but it just rubs me the wrong way#is this silly?#it feels a little silly#maybe I just have too much Nazi ideology in my head but it's this pattern of infighting and the growing comfort with being rude or outright#mean online and the splintering in more and more groups with little sub groups and nobody actually seems to take a step back and look at the#larger picture#because they're all content in their little groups of people who are exactly like them#I'm not even saying I'm exempt from this who knows maybe I am also like that#but I don't really like half the people i see every day and I always feel a little like i don't fit in because with most of them I don't#but I don't really think thats a bad thing because how boring would it be to be surrounded by people who think just like i do#nothing new can come of that after a while no?#I'm sleepy i don't know if I make any sense but I've just been marinating on it a tad...
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istg if the wxs community goes crickets during quagmire canary again i will become violent. kusanagi nene doesn't deserve any of you
WHERE WAS THE HYPE. WHERE WAS THE PASSION. WHERE WAS THE LOVE.
#kusanagi nene#wxs#wxs nene#i need to write an entire post about the event story because my god. nene is so relatable and real and raw and nobody is paying attention#everyone who exploded when mr showtime dropped were nowhere to be seen when hakoniwa no coral herself was released#im gonna tier t200 when it comes to en out of 1) spite and 2) love#im not sure if ill pull for the event cards but we'll see!! nene's is so pretty im still not over it#but after temple of chronos fucked me over i fear that i will never be able to save and pull again#flashbacks to. getting absolutely nothing UNTIL PITY. GOT TSUKASA THROUGH GUARANTEE. THEN I PURCHASED RUI'S FROM THE SHOP. THEN#THE TEN PULL RIGHT AFTER WAS RUI. ARE YOU JOKING#and nene never did come home did she :)#im still grieving my losses#anyway. i love you nene please understand me#jay does a think
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Is this anything
#mmmmmmm yeah this is a main blog post#nia you’ve made this joke like 50 times already can you stop it maybe?#okay we get it the pretty noblewoman starts losing it after finding out her husband cheats on her. move on#the answer is no :) I will keep hammering in this comparison until I am physically forced to stop#and by physically I mean the fact I’m probably playing with fire by posting Summiya with half her tit out for like the third time#oh well. it’s been okay so far so let’s hope it will continue being so#aaaaanyway#I was absolutely not thinking of Hatice when I came up with Summiya and drew this piece but the vibes are there and comparison checks out#and I am absolutely not complaining because this means I get to spread some turkish soap opera fungus to my beloved partner in crime#hi Kat :)#Hatice may not be my favourite character. far from it in fact. it’s hard being a Nigar stan in this world 😔#as well as a firm believer that the show lied and that Nigar lived the rest of her life out in Sulina with her Esmanur#but tbh denying deaths happening at the end of season 3 in a mediocre early 2010s show is kinda my modus operandi at this point#who’s surprised? no one. absolutely nobody#….I got off topic again#ANYWAY don’t come @ me for Hatice’s death date I got like 3 different results when I looked it up#and went with the one that appeared in more than one source#also I’m not a historian I’m simply a lover of harem dramas and beautiful princesses with disorders#and comparing them to my vast network of avatarverse OCs#I realise this post is completely incomprehensible to everyone but Kat and me. but when has that ever stopped me before?#target audience of one and I like it that way#anyway I should probs quit my deranged ramblings and go eat something#ask me who Hatice sultan is I dare you#the legend of korra#original character#Summiya#Kat and Nia and their multiverse of madness#magnificent century#muhteşem yüzyıl#hatice sultan
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If you were truly an abandoned project like you say. You wouldn't care so much. Even in your comic you mention you being worse for "the next person" you already are thinking of another person. That's not a bad thing. You're young. And by God you have some fire in you. I hope you become happier with yourself. I hope good things happen to you and the people around you will cheer for it. -💛🦭
thank u... im actually flopping between it rn... though i know i dont have the actual power to decide to be done with it, bc life is full of unexpected events, and i am young, but my line of thinking was, well because it would be so much more of a hassle for a next person, its best to just remove that hassle from the "market" completely lol...
but its out of my hands in either direction. i already wasnt expecting much as just the one time was such a rarity. now its just made the whole ordeal much much more difficult for all parties...aroo...anyway thanks again
#skunk mail#Anonymous#ykwim...i keep wanting to make ''good luck getting in now !'' jokes but they dont work#because well who's even going to bother. took long enough the first time#and also because what a gross thing to say and assume. that anybody would deal with me. ykwim...#and FINALLY because even despite being so sucks ive come out of this even more unrealistically picky despite already#having severely limited options. like ok man have fun with that.#best to just continue to isolate until i can fix myself which has been set back a LOT after recent events#this isnt fantasy romance nobody is going to be patient with me. i have to do it alone and the work will never be done. so...why bother#hope tht makes sense...!#i keep climbing out of the pit and convincing myself i do deserve it! i am kind i am loving im so good at loving#but i fall back into it bc the issues outweigh all of it. all of it. too much bad in me
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when you get in a crazy screaming match with some rabid misogynistic freak who was harassing women on the subway and who responds by insulting your physical appearance and telling you to kill yourself but then exits the train at the next station
#btw to any young person following getting in screaming match with unstable people on the subway is not like...a great plan tbh#i'm not a goog example tbh and i never claimed to be one so yeah#but yeah dude was screaming obscenities at everyone but nobody in particular at the same time (if that makes sense) and i was like whatever#but then we got on the train itself and my man decided to start shouting all sort of racist and misogynistic insults to 2 elderly asian wom#and i was just like...yeah no we're not doing that today#i did tried to keep things civil for a minute by first asking the ladies themselves if they were ok (they were)#and by being all like come on dude you need to stop#then he started insulting me and i was like i mean if that's what you want that's all good by me#after like 30 seconds he was all out of insults and just telling me to kill myself again and again that was a really boring shouting match#i did informed him that not only i wasn't gonna kill myself but i was going to outlive him and go piss on his grave#shame that i don't have his name because that's the kind of thing i would actually do tbh#anyway the 'i won' part is mostly me joking#this dude clearly just took the next subway and kept insulting people#but oh well at least he had to leave those two ladies alone and that's what i was really trying to accomplish so i did won lol
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I love lqr but he's hardly blameless in how he raised his nephews. its more explicit how strict he was in the novel and how difficult that was for lwj and lxc, but in the drama making lwj kneel with the bamboo for like...two days? with his arms out like that just for visiting wwx is so harsh. like presumably most of the lans, and honestly most of the sects, he's punitive minded and he sees it as the only way to protect people he sees as under his guardianship and correct behavior he sees as unacceptable. but he just causes suffering and in the end he didn't keep lwj away from wwx anyway
#in modern AUs he seems tobdislike wwx because hes annoying or breaks rules or such#and thats true on a personal level maybe#but in canon lqr didnt want lwj to seek association w wwx because he saw wwx as wrong and evil#and he saw it as wanting to keep lwj from destroying himself#his motivations matter. hes not some maniacally evil and irrational old homophobe#though in the novel putting on the wall 'do not associate w wwx' was insanely stupid and awful#like nobody from the lans are allowed to do that? even the kids will be punished?#idr the exact scenario. maybe it was a joke?#anyway drama lqr is my guy. I love him despite his terrible ways#and after the truth comes to light I can see dra verse lqr really come to accept and welcome wwx#not something I could see for the novel relationship. nc in the novel wwx really was responsible for all the shit#but I can see wwx proving himself to lqr. they can have a little friendship. as a treat#also it just sucks to think that wwx is unwelcome by authority figures in whats supposed to be his final and most permsnent home#didnt we already do this? its why the traveling postcanon and leaving gusu at the end of the show rly appeals to me#man I just gave like five conflicting opinions on the tags alone. well whatever. I contsin multitudes and all that#cql txp
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People complaining about the grimace meme is so fucking funny because it’s like. Yeah totally man nobody would know about or buy McDonald’s if people didn’t make jokes on the internet. We could’ve bankrupted them if not for the funnies 😢
#spring her voice she spoke#imagine acting high and mighty because you don’t like a joke#like whatever man#I didn’t even buy a grimace meal btw so nobody can come after me
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Reblogging to let my mutuals know that my jokes about their interests are just jokes I guess??? Because I had no idea there were people not comfortable with it
ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!
#I hate when people try to give deeper meanings to what I say#sometimes a joke is just a joke. and it's fine to not be comfortable with said joke but you have to tell me#OR JUST ASK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#“hey you made a joke on x inreset of mine and it hurt a bit#were you just making a lighthearted joke? because it felt like you were making fun of me“#PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. STOP ASSUMING THE WORST. I WISH SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS YOUNGER IT WOULD HAVE SAVED ME SO MUCH TROUBLE#one of the things I struggle the most with about relationships with neurotypical people is that they aren't direct enough and expect to[1/2]#be able to understand how the other feels just by tone. And they often end up assuming wrong stuff about me because my tone sounds off[2/2]#can we please just communicate how we feel openly😭#I'm so tired of walking on egshells or finiding out after months that something I said hurt someone but nobody told me and I didn't notice#sorry for the rant in the tags. I'm sure other people with the tism x OCD combo get where im coming from😭
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Tim calls a family meeting and everyone is assuming he’s got a big case he needs help with, which is alarming for someone who refuses to admit that some cases are beyond him.
So, everyone shows up at the cave only to be ordered upstairs by Alfred. For those who only showed up to make fun of Tim for needing help, this is confusing because case work ain’t allowed upstairs.
All do them figure out quickly that this means it’s not to do with Gotham or Ref Robin, but the man behind the mask.
Bruce and Dick were there first and because Damian is always with one of them, so is he.
Steph picks up Barbara and Cass, with Duke already at home and Jason showing up at the same time as Kate and Lucius.
When they all get into the lounge room used for when people are over, just two doors down from the actual family room, they all find themselves chatting casually as they stave off their own worries or confusion. Some of them try find out if anyone knows what’s going on, but when Alfred and Barbara reveal they have no idea, they give up and make a few guesses but no more.
When Tim finally comes in after Alfred received him, he looks tired.
It’s not usual for Tim to get distracted with work and not sleep for a while, but he will conk out for hours when he decides to and wake up alright.
The bags under his eyes, the redness within them, and the way he looks close to tucking himself into a ball…
Bruce is immediately leaning forward, opening his mouth to make sure his son is okay but Tim just raised a hand to silence him. “Just… just let me speak, okay? I need to do it now or I’m not going to be able to.”
Everyone gives him a nod or look of understanding, making him twitch a smile before inhaling deeply and psyching himself up.
“I have cancer.”
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Nobody speaks as Tim exhales shakily.
Everyone is staring wide eyed at the young man before them, who just reached the legal drinking age, and trying to asses his physical form for an understanding of what he just said. They’re all trying to gain X-ray vision to see exactly what is hurting him all while trying to convince themselves they heard him wrong.
Tim closes his eyes and speaks automatically, leaning into facts like he always does when he’s freaking out, “I noticed I was getting by more tired and fatigued around last year. My doctor said I have a low white cell count but he wasn’t alarmed as it was still in the normal range. But a few months ago I started to note that bruises were taking far too long to heal and I was getting a lot of pain around my joints and bones.”
He inhaled again, shakier than before at the same time that Alfred sits himself down with a hand over his mouth.
“It’s stage 2 and because of my lack of a spleen it’s going to be a harder process for treatment but fortunately I own a medical company so there’s that at least.” He makes a sort of joking smile that falters immediately, falling into a pulled back frown that comes with someone whose about to sob as he adds, “But it’s also aggressive so I-I don’t know how-how to-fuck-“
Dick and Cass are immediately moving off the couches they are on and catch him as he finally crumbles into himself.
Bruce is next to follow, the stoic man openly crying for the first time in years.
Jason and Damian are in shock, both frozen in place as dread takes over their minds.
Steph is looking out the window, as if staring at some kind of his or deity and demanding an expiration as to why they have to hurt her loved ones so badly. She’s crying, but it’s silent which is all the more harrowing.
Lucius places a hand on Alfred’s shoulder to comfort the elder even as he himself itches to go comfort the young boy who helped him run the company when he was at his worst.
Kate leaves the room to go call Bette, needing her mentor because this is just something she can’t handle.
Duke is sobbing into his hands as he leans into Barbara’s lap. Barbara who is clinging to him like a lifeline as she feels her world shift once again, feeling so angry and confused at how one of them could be threatened like this. Of all the ways they could go out, was it really going to be cancer?
It was a harrowing experience for all of them to remember that they were human in more than just their flesh being able to bleed and be wounded, but for it to grow sick. For it to age and attack itself.
They were human at the end of the day and Tim…
In Metropolis, Clark Kent rushed into the bathroom at his work to throw up as he heard a conversation miles away.
#batfam#tim drake#bat family#dc comics#batfamily#dc universe#dc#tim drake is red robin#damian wayne#Jason Todd#dick grayson#barbara gordon#cassandra cain#kate kane#bette kane#duke thomas#lucius fox#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#sick fic#cancer#tw cancer#cancer awareness
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