#nobody and nothing can make me either

[averysmolkirbo]

Just a klapolly reminder that despite me knowing nothing about relationships or rizz id like to say that Klav is like the definition and entire meaning of rizz.

Apollo goes to a park to investigate a murder not expecting any kind of romantic interaction. Literally just investigating.

He gets there and cant get into the park and just tries to talk to one of the people there to get access so he can just do his job and investigate.

He does not know the person he's talking to.

Never met him.

Doesnt know what his job is exactly or why he's there too.

Doesnt even know his name. First time speaking to this person.

And this person, this man, takes ONE look at Apollo, this person he's never meet or seen before, who is like a full 5 inches shorter than him and (insert bias warning here) and who is practically *objectively* less physically attractive* than him (i mean hes not like ugly but hes also not like a 10/10 either) and not famous (he's literally just a random smol lil guy he met in the park)

.... and just INSTANTLY decides that this random person in a park who he doesnt know is the first person he's ever seen to make him so lovestruck to question his own sexuality.

And then has the balls, the confidence, THE RIZZ, to outright TELL HIM, IMMEDIATELY.

AND AS THE VERY FIRST WORDS HE'S EVER SAID TO HIM BEFORE NO LESS!! I JUST AKSJFHJROAJFKSL HOW ARE THEY NOT CANON MY HEARTTRJSKOFKSL

If that isnt just the definition of sheer charm and infinite rizz, i dont know what IS.

[starlooove]

No bc fuck tim but it really really bothers me how people ignore his growth like he used to be an asshole and I’ll give tim Stans one thing: now he’s so so so stale but what I disagree with is that this staleness is bc nobody likes him like it’s in fact the exact opposite where everyone likes him so much they dont want to do anything. Even when it’s him surface level challenging Bruce it’s when everyone else is doing it too; but he’s still the backbone of the fam! Etc. and it’s so irritating bc him gaining more compassion and empathy even for people he doesn’t fw is so fun to watch and that’s why the captain boomerang thing was so out of character! (Not in a from the author way but in a tim wouldn’t do that and he and Bruce both knew it which is why it went down like it did. Same way dick killing joker was ooc; not in fanon sense but in a he would hate himself forever for this sense) and speaking of that it’s such an interesting mirror to Bruce who genuinely believes that everyone can grow vs Tim’s it doesn’t matter if they grow it’s not my decision to make like it’s the same but it’s not AND WITH CASS’ IT DOESNT MATTER IF THEY CHOOSE NOT TO GROW I WONT DO IT! like ugh. And anyways even when people acknowledge it they boil it down to “Janet and Jack taught him that the capitalist pigs that they are” like no. This is who tim was. Tim was the kind of guy who’d blame a dead kid for dying. That’s ok. Also Janet and Jack? Please reread anything involving them that’s not a fic like Jack had anger issues and they were both aloof at worst like relax.

[marsbotz]

not going to lie i do find it quite upsetting that so many ppl think that animals that arent immediately relatable to humans are completely incapable of thought or feeling. and thats the only thing that matters when it comes to animal rights arguments a lot of the time

[puppyeared]

footnotes arent enough I need you to talk to me like im fucking Amelia Bedelia

[uiruu]

I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re very young and aren’t deliberating spreading misinformation about how the US branches of government work. The president does not have ANY say in Supreme Court decisions. The president belongs to the executive branch of government. The Supreme Court belongs to the judicial branch. The only influence the executive branch has on the Supreme Court is if/when the president gets the opportunity to appoint a new justice, which only occurs when a current justice dies or steps down. Those appointments from the president’s office need Senate approval before a justice can be confirmed to the court.

The US currently has a conservative majority on the court: there are nine justices total with six being conservative — three of them were appointed by Trump due to vacancies that occurred during his administration* (technically one vacancy occurred under Obama, but the conservative-majority Senate at that time blocked his nominees until he left office, meaning Trump was in a position to fill that vacancy. Hm, almost as though voting does in fact matter because of how our branches of government are designed, and Democratic presidents alone can’t achieve unilateral change!).

I understand the frustration with the state of the country right now, but acting like Biden is a king with unprecedented power over the judicial and legislative branches is dangerously out of touch with the reality of how this country works. Although ironically, Trump and his allies plan to redistribute power into the executive branch when he takes office by minimizing the power of the legislative and judicial branches (see Project 2025). If Project 2025 comes to fruition, the executive branch WOULD have king-like power, which is what The US Constitution was written to avoid. I recommend learning about the limits and parameters of presidential power before you “voting is useless” your way into handing absolute power to Trump.

im not gonna respond to very much of this, except to say that i'm almost certainly older than you, and also it's funny for you to be like "Biden isnt a king and doesnt have absolute power, there's nothing he can do about the supreme court. but Trump will have absolute power". which one is it? is the president important or not? also, you people all say that the democrats will be better than the republicans. where's the proof of that? what have they done for anyone? commit genocide?

[mars-ipan]

i do love my family very dearly but the internalized ableism the men in here struggle with is. so much

[littlepetbee]

i think one of my biggest accomplishments of 2023 is when my therapist asked me to list one thing i like about myself and one thing i dislike about myself and i came up with the thing i like immediately and struggled sooo hard to think of anything i dislike. yeah, mr. therapist sir, let me school you on how someone can be a fucking Mess but have shockingly good self-esteem/self-worth all at the same time lmao

[bedforddanes75]

I HATE THIS HOUSE

[godgavemenoname]

as a younger alter i relate to claudia iwtv x_x'

[marklikely]

the results of that "is fanfic a book" poll have shown me one thing and its that this site never graduated past that absolutely insufferable phase in 2013 where everyone acted like every book is the single most sacred thing on earth

[possibly-eli]

im going to fistfight whoever the fuck came up with the "there is no try, you do or you dont" thing because Fuck you 1 million times

[nostalgia-tblr]

If I could do Fics With A Plot I'd probably attempt An AU Where Lauffey Dies And Odin Goes "Oh Hey, Frost Dudes, I Had Your Heir All Along :D He's Urs Now :D" Except Because This Is A Shit Plan It Does Not Go At All Well. Because it does bother me. Because I worry too much about fictional monarchies having the 'wrong' rules. D:

[dolokhoded]

if i see people excusing one more white american influencer not speaking out about the literal genocide going on right now because "they're under so much pressure" "they're reacting under crisis" im gonna start screaming i swear to god

[aerithisms]

"taylor swift doesn't know what it's like to be a normal person so she'll never be able to write about certain experiences the way other artists can" is a fair critique of her as an artist but i will say i think if you think all she's trying to do is play pretend as a normal person and that she's never written anything profound about her specific life experiences you just don't know her discography. her songs ABOUT fame have produced some of her best lyricism because she understands fame in a particular way that very few people on this earth do. and while she has never been a normal adult she WAS a normal child/teen and i think the way she's able to write about that in retrospect now has also produced some of her best work. no she's not a groundbreaking unique poet but just as a lot of swifties overstate her poeticism i think a lot of people who don't like her do understate it

[ramsywasalittlelamb]

I love making character playlists but sometimes I look at a character while looking at various genres of music and just go ???

[starlooove]

But if I said I had a Spider-Man Damian au…..