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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
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my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness
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more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography
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you deserve all the safety and love and care and joy you begged the universe for as a child
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This is my magum opus so far
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Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.
This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.
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#i fucjkng wish ireland had fireflies man#lie k cmon#irish countryside. o n a good night you get a nice view of the stars#the smell of nighttime#clear cold air. the nly other light coming from your house and maybe your neighhbours#and hten boom. buncha fireflies#liek cmonnnnnnn come ON dude#i would sell a finger for it
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#mna im going to be so honest right now im a touch drunk. like a bit . im going to start fuckng crying at this fvideo like right now.#look at him. he s beautiful. enjoing his meal#crunc hing and munching with naught a care in hte world
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just as a word of warning chat dont ever fucking get “rachmaninoff” vodka it tastes awful

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