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don’t talk to ME about gay yearning. in 2020 during lockdown i lived alone on a boat for three months. i went ashore once a day to work in a marine bio lab. we all had to access the lab at different times so we were never together & risking infection. i was alone all day every day, from my boat to the lab and back to my boat. one day a woman anchored her boat beside mine. we passed each other ashore just once at the harbor and she hit on me and invited me back to her boat. i told her i’d love nothing more but i could not risk exposure because of my weak immune system. she said it was a shame but that she understood. that night i was watering my vegetable garden i grew in 5 gallon buckets up on my roof and playing music on my speaker. “american pie” came on and she climbed up on her roof and shouted all the lyrics to every verse at me across the water and we danced together on our respective roofs. she raised anchor and moved on a few days later.

so yeah i know what it is to die a thousand deaths in an instant while your heart beats on.

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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why is no one talking about the REAL discourse happening in the Seaking fandom??

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where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

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That’s it, that’s all I got. Happy Valentine’s Day, tumblr, thank you for tolerating me.

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This is cinema actually

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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the funniest era of image generation controversy was when bing was injecting "ethnically ambiguous" into the prompts in an attempt to deal with the fact that their ai was only generating white guys and it kept showing up in the images written out wherever it could find text to take the place of

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The humble and beautiful PDF does not deserve to now have the term “PDF file” be a censored version of the word pedophile. She has been nothing but good to us. You all apologize right now

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Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

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Being an actor keeps me sane. Yeah I have to work a day job but know what? When my day job is stressful and I want to scream I get to go hey wait. I have a scream scheduled at 7:30 tonight. Gotta save up. And then I go back to what I was doing.

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i went to the aquarium the other week and hand to god every single seahorse was pregnant. it was like ao3 in there

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Saw something beautiful just now (nobody letting a Cybertruck merge)