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Just a klapolly reminder that despite me knowing nothing about relationships or rizz id like to say that Klav is like the definition and entire meaning of rizz.
Apollo goes to a park to investigate a murder not expecting any kind of romantic interaction. Literally just investigating.
He gets there and cant get into the park and just tries to talk to one of the people there to get access so he can just do his job and investigate.
He does not know the person he's talking to.
Never met him.
Doesnt know what his job is exactly or why he's there too.
Doesnt even know his name. First time speaking to this person.
And this person, this man, takes ONE look at Apollo, this person he's never meet or seen before, who is like a full 5 inches shorter than him and (insert bias warning here) and who is practically *objectively* less physically attractive* than him (i mean hes not like ugly but hes also not like a 10/10 either) and not famous (he's literally just a random smol lil guy he met in the park)
.... and just INSTANTLY decides that this random person in a park who he doesnt know is the first person he's ever seen to make him so lovestruck to question his own sexuality.
And then has the balls, the confidence, THE RIZZ, to outright TELL HIM, IMMEDIATELY.
AND AS THE VERY FIRST WORDS HE'S EVER SAID TO HIM BEFORE NO LESS!! I JUST AKSJFHJROAJFKSL HOW ARE THEY NOT CANON MY HEARTTRJSKOFKSL
If that isnt just the definition of sheer charm and infinite rizz, i dont know what IS.
#this post represents my slow decline in mental stability#i am losing my mind over fictional gay lawyes#they make me so unstable and i LOVE IT#ace attorney#shipping#klapollo#the sillies#i know im insane#i will not stop thinking of them.#nobody and nothing can make me either#and that just brings me the most raw dopamine ive ever had#klapolly#how are they NOT canon???????
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i hear you roy/keeley/jamie triangle truthers i do. however “for a player to always have two available teammates to whom he could pass the ball.” i present you with rebecca/ted/trent. trent’s gay! trent’s gay! yes im aware, ted is just dating them both. trent and rebecca don’t have to date each other. ted will always have two available teammates to whom he could pass the ball.
#i know im insane#this is the least likely thing to happen#but with the bi coding of ted#i cant help but think#ted lasso#trent crimm#rebecca welton#roy kent#jamie tartt#keeley jones#bisexual#queer#lgbt
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i need rick to post "sike, you don't have to wait, season 2 is already done" please, i can't wait 2 years
#please#i know im insane#let me dream#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#the finale was excellent
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thhis is so crazy
#i know im insane#but like ?#he's on his knees n looking up like that#anyway sub vernon in my head again#keir.txt
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Hello!! This is a rather silly question, but what kind of music do you like to listen to? Any singers or bands?
(Also, I love you).
Another I love you. Was my book really that alluring and significant?
I also know how you readers crave my absolutely histrionic manner of speaking and telling stories but I truly, simply enjoy most forms of music. As genres have grown and become more numerous I find that I don’t often understand most of it, but I’ll listen to anything once.
Truly. I will absolutely listen to anything.
My taste seems to hover within dramatic orchestral plays, jazz and strong feminine voices. Something that fills every crease in my brain so that nothing more can function.
As a treat, I’ll give you the link to a playlist Benji made for me. He puts new music into it whenever he thinks of something I’d like. I’ve really enjoyed it so far.
#I know im insane#I go to far with this shit lol#the vampire armand#the vampire chronicles#tvc#interview with the vampire#iwtv#queen of the damned#asks#daniel molloy#anon
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i started this as a joke, but...
i really want to be decapitated. my body will be cremated, but i want my head to be placed in a chest full of chocolate coins, plastic gems, and children's jewelry. i'll leave a map behind for my future grandkids or beyond to find said chest, and whichever one finds it gets to keep my skull and all my collectibles.
they also get the satisfaction of finding a treasure chest full of novelty items
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
#shush jesse#EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says#he's also my type for what its worth#this post abt astarion#hes just so painfully on brand for me#i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane#but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers#so like.....secondhand blorbo right now
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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers
#sorry i thought too hard about everything and got weirdly emotional like hgoly shit#i talk to people here every day and we know stuff about each other and shit and we exchange ideas and waaa#we're like all basically penpals but better#im realizing how revolutionary this is. like had we all been born earlier we never would have met#and even if we did we'd have to talk through letters with weeks if not months in between responses#can you imagine that#every day instead i literally wake up and my friends are there#insane#i love having friends
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If you ever needed proof on how insane I am, I'm having stomach cramps from hunger at 2:30 am and not doing anything about it bc I don't want to wake my family
#i know im insane#hungry#feed me#call me audrey two cause I want food all night long#im going insane#insane in the membrane#insane in the brain
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i need to make out with tongue with the person who made farmer's respite/delight for minecraft
the fact that its so versatile i can place the teapot on many different heat sources???
hello???!?!?!
#adrien's rants#nonsims#come get your kiss whoever you are#also look at this cute little metal thing that pops up when you put it over a firepit#i need to eat it#im the type that cries over cute minecraft mods#i know im insane
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spiraling
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#megumi fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#gojo satoru#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#the minute i realized how tg coded the composition n colours were i decided to turn it up to 11#i was racking my brain trying 2 figure out how to get the layered tissue paper look tht i talked abt ishida's cover art having#cycled through all my usual layer modes n nothing ws Quite right#until wouldnt u know it . divide n subtract!!!!! i NEVER use divide or subtract bc theyre impossible#but fr this??? its like they were made for it oh my god#it makes the greys look translucent n all my textures pop in a way that makes them appear splotchy n Bruised#which ws the whole point thts the Look god i am so PLEASED#when the layer modes tht notoriously get No love finally find their niche <33 peace and love <333#filing this away fr later i am going 2 have a lot of fun with this new information i think#im very happy w how the colours look n i dont think anything else wld have kept the right Mood#but i am always so >:/ when i have to use a palette tht forces me into giving megumi blue eyes#had to set aside th green eyed megu agenda fr the Aesthetic unfortunately#anyway i knew from the minute i saw it that i wanted to do smth involving the opening panel of 268#bc that panel is S tier#i figured tht if nothing came 2 me i wld just redraw it as-is bc it's alr so good but as i ws sketching i was like#u know what u havent done in a while? art tht looks like u r going Insane#art tht makes ur family ask whether everything is ok#so i once again tucked megumi's knees up 2 his chest and apologized insincerely to him fr making the third megumi angst piece in a row#:)
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"Let's meet again next Halloween..."
#you guys do know that. that im still into twst right#HES MAKING ME INSANE THE WHOLE DAY#USHIADJBFS IM SOOOOOOOOO#oh and thats my oc alli#Alli oc#A SHIP???? MAYBEEEEEE#MAN I JUST WANNA HUG THIS GUY#im in tears while trying to figure out his damn hair#HDHUDSBK I CANTTTTTT CAN HE NOT#AAAAAAA#skully j graves#Alli (alli oc)#twisted wonderland#twst
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this is how that scene went to me
#antart#ii#inanimate insanity#ii 17#ii 17 spoilers#ii knife#ii suitcase#knife ii#suitcase ii#get his ass suitcase#the girls are fighting#if anyone knows what Im referencing in the knife tumbling drawing you win the I love you award
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THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE REAL
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#shadow the hedgehog#sonic generations#sonic x shadow generations#sonadow#IM FREAKING OUTTTT#AAAAAAAAA#peachys art#2k#this INSTA BLEW UP#THANK U TUMBLR... UR A REAL ONE... TWITTER ALGORITHM HATED THIS ONE (got around 50 likes in the same time as this one)#maybe i will ... draw them more. who knows.#3k#THIS IS INSANE#U GUYS ARE INSANE#/POS#4k#ok this is getting long this is the last time im updating the tags
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im just a girl🎀
#girlblogging#girlhood#girly blog#girly tumblr#im just a girl#hell is a teenage girl#just girly things#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#girlblog aesthetic#needtobeloved#female insanity#female manipulator#female rage#female hysteria#tumblr girls#manic pixie dream girl#girl interrupted syndrome#girlblogger#live laugh girlblog#girlboss fr#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#im going insane#insane girl#yes i'm mentally unstable and i know it#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del rey#mitski#sofia coppola
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That song is looming over me like a loaded fucking gun
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