#i know im insane

[averysmolkirbo]

Just a klapolly reminder that despite me knowing nothing about relationships or rizz id like to say that Klav is like the definition and entire meaning of rizz.

Apollo goes to a park to investigate a murder not expecting any kind of romantic interaction. Literally just investigating.

He gets there and cant get into the park and just tries to talk to one of the people there to get access so he can just do his job and investigate.

He does not know the person he's talking to.

Never met him.

Doesnt know what his job is exactly or why he's there too.

Doesnt even know his name. First time speaking to this person.

And this person, this man, takes ONE look at Apollo, this person he's never meet or seen before, who is like a full 5 inches shorter than him and (insert bias warning here) and who is practically *objectively* less physically attractive* than him (i mean hes not like ugly but hes also not like a 10/10 either) and not famous (he's literally just a random smol lil guy he met in the park)

.... and just INSTANTLY decides that this random person in a park who he doesnt know is the first person he's ever seen to make him so lovestruck to question his own sexuality.

And then has the balls, the confidence, THE RIZZ, to outright TELL HIM, IMMEDIATELY.

AND AS THE VERY FIRST WORDS HE'S EVER SAID TO HIM BEFORE NO LESS!! I JUST AKSJFHJROAJFKSL HOW ARE THEY NOT CANON MY HEARTTRJSKOFKSL

If that isnt just the definition of sheer charm and infinite rizz, i dont know what IS.

[mediocre-eternity]

Hello!! This is a rather silly question, but what kind of music do you like to listen to? Any singers or bands?

(Also, I love you).

Another I love you. Was my book really that alluring and significant?

I also know how you readers crave my absolutely histrionic manner of speaking and telling stories but I truly, simply enjoy most forms of music. As genres have grown and become more numerous I find that I don’t often understand most of it, but I’ll listen to anything once.

Truly. I will absolutely listen to anything.

My taste seems to hover within dramatic orchestral plays, jazz and strong feminine voices. Something that fills every crease in my brain so that nothing more can function.

As a treat, I’ll give you the link to a playlist Benji made for me. He puts new music into it whenever he thinks of something I’d like. I’ve really enjoyed it so far.

[destielcowboy]

i hear you roy/keeley/jamie triangle truthers i do. however “for a player to always have two available teammates to whom he could pass the ball.” i present you with rebecca/ted/trent. trent’s gay! trent’s gay! yes im aware, ted is just dating them both. trent and rebecca don’t have to date each other. ted will always have two available teammates to whom he could pass the ball.

[iseathegalaxy]

i need rick to post "sike, you don't have to wait, season 2 is already done" please, i can't wait 2 years

[jeonghantis]

thhis is so crazy

[its-ben-awhile]

i started this as a joke, but...

i really want to be decapitated. my body will be cremated, but i want my head to be placed in a chest full of chocolate coins, plastic gems, and children's jewelry. i'll leave a map behind for my future grandkids or beyond to find said chest, and whichever one finds it gets to keep my skull and all my collectibles.

they also get the satisfaction of finding a treasure chest full of novelty items

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[justanotherfangirl-07]

If you ever needed proof on how insane I am, I'm having stomach cramps from hunger at 2:30 am and not doing anything about it bc I don't want to wake my family

[greennymphs]

i need to make out with tongue with the person who made farmer's respite/delight for minecraft

the fact that its so versatile i can place the teapot on many different heat sources???

hello???!?!?!

[hinamie]

spiraling

[allimili]

"Let's meet again next Halloween..."

[antennabot]

this is how that scene went to me

[peachybunana]

THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE REAL

[tianaahhhh]

im just a girl🎀

[shinogi-xx]

That song is looming over me like a loaded fucking gun