#no toxic grandma

[cherrysfeelings]

Merry Christmas guys I hope that you're far away from your toxic relatives and don't get unconfortable questions, have a nice Christmas.

[wusnus]

Grandma Yuri

[astaticworld]

season one loustat is literally like your grandma telling you the highly concerning story of how she and your grandpa met. well he threw me through the house and then apologized and wouldn't leave me alone for ten years straight, so obviously i married him,

[cvnntagious]

hey love i LOVEE ur toxic!chris stuff so… what are toxic chris and reader doing rn?

[sunday, 11:46PM] :

toxic!chris has innocent!reader lying flat on her stomach, fingers toying with her clit as she squirms and sqeals, practically trying to crawl away from the pleasure. he's holding her in place on the bed by one hip, moving his thumb in lazy circles to hear her soft whimpers—all while a smirk stays unwavering on his face, his thoughts telling him only he can get her to make those sounds... only he can make her feel so good; and he wouldn't be entirely wrong

[snazzi-strawberri-artz]

AUGHH CLASS ASSIGNMENT YIPPEEE!!! Had to make cut out silhouette designs for 3 of our characters!!!

[printed-paws]

I love thinking about aus where Billy raised Sam

He'd be such a bad dad it's hilarious

[potatothemouse]

my grandma being toxic when I was a kid pt 2

2nd grade:

me: I want the woman to be elected president because we haven’t had a female president yet

grandma: oh you don’t want her she murders babies

me: what???

3rd grade:

me and my siblings: our dad put candy in our stocking this year. It’s the best

grandma: oh well when I was a kid I got an apple and orange in my stocking and that was all I needed to be happy

me: (it’s not like we actively asked our dad for candy???)

4th grade:

grandma: put that book away right now it’s to boyish. Go grab the princess book I got you

me: sniff…OkAy

grandma: read it out loud

me: sniff…ThE…pRiNcEsS

5th grade:

grandma: I saw your school is allowing kids to take music lessons

me: I’m not interested in not going to take any

grandma: we’ll just know that I am very disappointed that you just assumed that you don’t like something with out even trying it.

6th grade:

grandma: we’re not watching this movie

me: but you haven’t even seen it…you haven’t even read the description

Grandma: dont care

7th grade:

me: I got an A on my science test my hardest subject

Grandma: you know grades don’t matter as long as you have faith and a loving husband

Me: (who ever said I was gonna get married? Why does that matter? Should I not be proud of my grades? Why should marriage impact if my life is happy or not?????)

i need to know if anyone else has similar stories tell me in the comments

[mr-nauseam]

The most disturbing scene to me in all TBOSAS is Grandma Snow meeting Ma Plinth and thinking SHE WAS A SERVANT

[bonefall]

why is fernsong on thin ice with dovewing, did ivypool use him to send her messages or something like that

Yeaaaaahhh. I figured it was obvious enough to figure out lmao.

Dovewing really likes Fernsong (who doesn't?) but Ivypool continues to be a petty badger for years. She's changed a lot after the impostor murdered her daughter publicly for codebreaking and suddenly ShadowClan didn't look so crazy to resist him from the very start...

But she treated Dovewing like garbage for years. Always looking for ways to spite her and her 'Friendship' with Tigerheart, and it didn't even stop after she booked it. Dovewing doesn't WANT to fix this.

Sure, this stems from Lionblaze being a really bad parent, playing obvious favorites with Dovepaw and neglecting Ivypaw. But Ivypool would take it out on her. Well into their adulthood. And NOW she wants to reconcile? When Dovewing's finally away from her, and living happily?

Fernsong and Dovewing have a history, making friends with each other before Fern started dating Ivy when he first joined ThunderClan, but he FLOATED the idea of Dove talking to her sister, "you know... Ivypool talks about you," and she shut it down fast.

(That means she walked away, cutting the whole reunion short. She really did discover the power of Just Leaving and has been using it like a superpower)

He hasn't dared try again, since that moment. He knows very well he won't get a second chance, and Dovewing is his friend. He doesn't want to ruin it. She's forgiven him, but hasn't forgotten.

I think Dovewing has a reputation of being really sensitive, according to ThunderClan cats. And, she kinda is? But it's because she was so patient for years with them. She feels like if she gives an inch, they'll take a mile, and reacts accordingly.

...it's why the deafness isn't ALWAYS a bad thing, in Dovewing's mind. Sometimes she really appreciates it. She doesn't have to listen to her dad bark for her to get back here, or Bumblestripe break out into a sob, or whatever stage of denial Ivypool's circled back around to. If she does, it's quiet.

It's SO much easier to walk away now.

[mothsakura]

help .... cannot stop making ocs... ANYWAYS- Eye of the Storm (late gen 1 - early gen 2) and False Alarm (pre-gen 1, the 8th of the original 10 prototypes for the iterator project)

[suppenzeit]

it is a bit weird how the dellamortes are just like "yeah the golden boy IS the golden boy. and the guy whos been the underdog for most of his life actually sucks and is evil" but i guess subverting tropes is something you can do if youre feeling like it

[a-star-shines]

Cant wait for Elrondriel to cleanse my soul from those other ships that Galadriel is forced in that I have to see all over my dash 😭💀

[felixravinstills]

Thoughts on Dr. Gaul/Coriolanus as a ship aka poison x toxin? 😁

hmmm, well, personally, I don't really see either of them having any sort of attraction to each other. It's just not how I read them.

I guess thematically the fucked up mentor/protege is like a thingTM that could be explored. The uncomfortable power dynamic would be the point in that, but personally I don't see anything happening other than like mind games to psyche Coriolanus out.

[nullians]

I need to flee this place asap this woman is getting more horrendous by the day

[cvnntagious]

★ ⋮ RORY'S AU SPECIAL ⸝⸝

a/n : if any of these end up not getting posted on their assigned dates, bare with me, i'll likely end up posting them a little late (unless i specify that i'll no longer be writing it for whatever reason). also, feel free lmk which one you wanna read the most, i'm always curious...

✎ january 1st | 'must be heaven' [babydaddy!matt x brat!reader] contains : slight plot, rough sex, (ass & puss) spanking, orgasm denial, 18+.

✎ january 4th | 'one more' [pornstar!chris x onlyfans!reader] contains : no plot, overstimulation, safeword, 18+.

✎ january 7th | 'so wet' [fuckboy!matt x innocent!reader] contains : slight plot, shower sex, 18+.

✎ january 10th | 'tug on it' [fratboy!chris x rich!reader] contains : no plot, hair pulling, backshots, degradation, 18+.

✎ january 13th | 'rise and shine' [babydaddy!matt x brat!reader] contains : no plot, consenual somno, fingering, no p in v, 18+.

✎ january 16th | 'never over' [toxic!chris x innocent!reader] contains : slight plot, hate sex, mean chris, manipulation, (thigh) spanking, 18+.

✎ january 19th | 'daddy' [cowboy!matt x famersdaughter!reader] contains : no plot, daddy kink, barn sex(?), riding, 18+.

✎ january 22nd | 'lick this' [virgin!chris] contains : slight plot, oral fixation, cunnilingus (f!recieving), no p in v, 18+.

✎ january 25th | 'make me cry' [matt x rich!reader] contains : no plot, handjob, humiliation kink, mean reader, smalldick!matt, 18+.

✎ january 28th | 'feel it' [pornstar!chris x innocent!reader] contains : ass worship, groping, no smut.

-love, your grandma cvnty ☆!

[bi-dykes]

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