#no rules just GAY
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If you have this dynamic, you're my favourite fictional character ship. There are requirements:
You have to have a dramatic breakup. (Necessary)
You have to sword fight (swords optional but preferred)
You have to be queer (listen, there's just something about the homoeroticism of sword fighting and rivalry)
You have to make me think you could be happy together if you'd JUST TELL EACH OTHER--
I am a simple man.
#akataka#mishanks#riddlebat#batjokes#asoryuu#rayaari#curtwen#genklint#genklimt#sonadow#jonadio#caejose#zosan#perryshmirtz#I can't not tag them#wrightworth#obikin#jotakak#lokius#what is the ship name for flug and goldenheart#goldflug#flugheart#okay enough of this I'm going back to bed#if you're rivals for more than 7 years you're just gay#thats the rule#scarian#desert duo
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Here is another portion of that goofy victorian interaction
Can you tell im really enjoying their nose dynamic(💞)
Tbh the Legend of Baskerville theme from this series is a total banger, and considered a love theme (by me). Go listen to it on youtube now!(minute 25:55)
Having a lot of thoughts on the Baskerville episodes from this series being the most mysterious and entertaining (to me), especially as a kid, due to the soundtracks, almost complete absence of Sherlock, sudden change of setting to the countryside, etc., etc.
The last time i rewatched it though, they just appeared to me too long, but its probably because i was busy drawing throughout the sequence. I have to re-check sometime soon.
#victorian dads wow#shoulder massage is the realest love language i dont make the rules#sherlock holmes#soviet sherlock holmes#sherlock holmes x doctor watson#doctor watson#vasily livanov sherlock#vitaliy solomin#johnlock#vasiliy livanov#fanart#drawing#sketch#doodle#art#old victorian couple#long live#as they say#the gays#bro i completely fucked up that hats anatomy lmaoo#kinda deserves it tbh bc wtf is this#YO I PAINTED OVER#I JUST NOTICING THE FLAWS#FUCK AHHASHAH#but thats olright#innit
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do you think freesia and jd would ever get back together? or will they stay sort-of friends?
I'm not going to lie, I kinda like the idea of them starting to date again and seeing where it takes them. 🙈 freesia sneaked into my heart for some reason (she kind of started this new trend of mine where i make ocs that were created to be dicks and then me just getting protective of them and trying to reason out their awful behavior kasjsdj)
also their ship already has a #1 hater and #1 supporter, both of which are doing it for the wrong reasons...
#bruce and clay join the fandom once floyd sends them letters saying he's been eating good ksjbhbfchf#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#trolls branch#trolls john dory#freesia#trolls band together#this was a lot funnier in my head. i guess that's what you get when you don't lay down your panels from the start#my art#answered#freesia was all four of the brother's first crush (sorry i don't make the rules. it's just facts)#even floyd's who i headcanon is exclusively gay#jd and her started dating pretty young#and the other three had kid crushes on her because she was the big brothers cool girlfriend that made jd behave nice to them lmao#also almond and plum brownies <3#floyd jd and branch all live in a sitcom in my head#it's beautiful#also i started coloring this and then i realized i actually DON'T want to spend another day on this when i can be drawing NEW comics
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@xoxo-lahh
So in this verse, Tsunade never ends up teaching Sakura- as that role is fulfilled by Chiyo. (But she DOES return to Konoha eventually).
And Chiyo's first rule (for everything lol) is: Nothing is Free.
Chiyo always demanded something in return for healing, and unlike Tsunade, she considered medical jutsu a part of her arsenal. If it could kill, then it was always an option.
So Sakura learned from that mindset, trading her services and using her rare skillet as a powerful negotiating tactic, especially during Tea Country's civil war. Her healing effectively kept her, Enji, and Saeko in relative safety and provided her a card to play when she needed.
And, while Sakura is nowhere near as jaded as Chiyo is, and often enough of a bleeding heart to help people for damn near free, (a place to stay, food for the night, a new holster for her kunai), she is also VERY pragmatic about her skillset. The civil war taught her that sometimes, letting someone die is better. This puts her at odds with Tsunade, who has a very different mindset (and was, historically, bitter enemies with Chiyo).
Another issue that arises with Tsunade, is that the Godaime is a doctor- while Chiyo is more of a healer. Their understanding of the human body comes from a different place.
Tsunade can name every bone and muscle and perform open-heart surgeries. Sakura can heal bone and stitch back together muscles and flesh on a very basic level, but she's never going to be able to open up a human body and revolutionize medical history like she does in canon. (In canon, Sakura creates a Jutsu that allows her to do a four-man surgery alone; she can't do that here.)
However, she can do some stuff that Tsunade claims is impossible—like reconstructing/altering someone's chakra network, unblocking tenketsu, sometimes turning off someone's dojutsu from a distance, and lite-healing remotely (Tsunade is very upset about this one specifically). A lot of it comes from her mastery of Genjutsu.
Genjutsu, as I reworked in my comic, requires a complete understanding of someone's chakra network to control ALL their senses. Sakura's understanding and control are so prodigious that she can almost autonomously control people's bodily functions (a skillset that is GREATLY aided by training with Chiyo's puppet mastery).
She uses Genjutsu as a tool to understand the body and employs it as both support (helping an ally maintain a sense of gravity as they're pulled underground or flung in the air, etc) and offense.
And that's it for the wall of text! Once again, thank you SO much for the amazingly kind words and all the interest in this AU! <3
#naruto#haruno sakura#tsunade#why yes that is a human heart she medical scalpeled right out a nin's chest#this isn't a scene that happens but the VIBES#But that time she killed a bunch of enemies because she altered their sense of time to be so slow#that she just walked right up to them and slit their throats was pretty damn lit#also I feel like puppet ninjutsu and genjutsu and medical jutsu have alot of similar concepts- all about controlling someone else#also u remember Tsunade's 4 rules for medic-nin? Yeah Chiyo's got her own lol#also Tsunade can't heal Gai's 8 gates but Sakura sure can#but if you've got a tumor that needs to be excised ur better off with tsunade#coven!Sakura
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*drops another youtube comment at your doorstep like a cat bringing in a dead animal*
#i just think it's funny#especially considering that i live in a socialist country and it kinda rules tbh#the government gave me financial resources and i used 100% of them to become weirder and make gay propaganda
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The one where Wade and Logan remind me of Achilles and Patroclus
Because what the fuck do you mean "Do I know you, bub?" Bitch I'm going to spay you
You would recognize him by touch alone. By smell.
You would know him blind by the way his breaths came and his feet struck the earth.
You would know him in death at the end of the world.
#let a bitch ship her ship will ya#there's something so patrochilles about them#except patroclus and achilles aren't self regenerating mutants#i wish i was to credit for this gay writing but i'm not#i'll have to fic it up#but yeah#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett#deadpool 2024#deadpool 3#“do i know you” logan I've only been writing eleven years and even I know you just triggered destiny by saying that#otp rules boyo you're not supposed to say that#it defaults you to be so down bad for the person you're saying that to#within 2 hours? Logan you fall QUICK#patroclus and achilles#quote from the song of achilles#quote from madeline miller#patroclus and achilles fanfic#patrochilles fanfic
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Finally… toxic yuri
#gmmtv2025#don’t be calling this lesbian only friends wlw are not just copies of gay men <3#girl rules the series
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Partner in Crime
#they’re gay your honor#i don’t make the rules#pixar cars#woc#haunted planes#cars 2#Acer#Grem#Acer pacer#Grem gremlin#ahhh wait I just realized some drawings mistakes#this drawing is inspired by a fic#real appreciation hour for lemons#cars lemon
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stupid
#one piece#sanji#roronoa zoro#one piece meme#i guess#did not spend any time on this but that shrugging sanji is too good to me so here we are#edited grindr to say gay bar just cause. why would they be making expressions texting on grindr. like i didnt need to change it but#here i fucking am. not redoing it im dropping this post and not thinking about it a second more#if you like this you have to at least look at my other art this is the rule now
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Why did you give me such a valuable gift, Your Highness?
THE LOYAL PIN | EPISODE SEVEN
#the loyal pin#theloyalpinedit#freen sarocha#charm irvin osathanond#rowan gifs#purpleguitar#userrlana#tuseralexa#tuserhidden#yes i know this is from last week's episode but i have the files in 4k now and i wanted to gif this then too#i should have more sets once i wake up#i just really like patt. i get her. she's pretty and mysterious and constrained by the rules of her society and possibly gay
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(Luther was originally named Bill)
Fuck. Fuck, dude. Fuck.
(and this also further explains Charlie later giving himself ink)
#AND HE REMOVED THEM.#like i know Rob removed them#but that meant Mac did to#and in this context#oh kill me.#just fucking kill me.#iasip#sunny 2#dennis and dee get a new dad#mac mcdonald#gay mac rules
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Frodo x Sam | Lord of the Rings Trilogy
#sam x frodo#touching holding each other and just being a lil gay#another one for#@maura-labingis#frodo baggins#the bab#samwise gamgee#my hero#samfro#one otp to rule them all#miki's edits#lotr#lord of the rings#return of the king#the two towers#tolkein
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Sherlock Holmes & John Watson
from the Sherlock Holmes series by Arthur Conan Doyle
#we've established that Sherlock is queer but are he and John being queer together? are they having gay sex homosexually? are they?#the last pic was from an article “Holmes and Watson 'just good friends' says exasperated stars of BBC Sherlock” where the first line says#that whether or not Holmes and Watson are having gay sex homosexually has “long been a subject of intense speculation” lol#the original yaoi if you will#first rule of fandom is that everything goes back to destiel and then it goes back to kirk/spock and then it goes back to johnlock. the og#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#sherlock x john#bbc sherlock#sherlock holmes 2009#arthur conan doyle
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storch sunday
#why are their hip straps so fucking hot#im not even gonna bother elaborating. they're entirely hot actually#storch caught one of the stars who vandalized the rule of six poster 😊#when storchies. wj#i love them so much#when putting starlings in their place becomes your job but they actually like that so they keep getting in trouble#putting the sierpinski logo wall to good use#i know it's not sunday we can just pretend it is#my poor gay brain#signalis#signalis star#star signalis#starling#signalis storch#storch signalis#signalis stcr#stcr signalis#stcr#signalis fanart#my art
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dom regulus is my favourite regulus
#this does not mean top regulus#although I also love top regulus#but I mean him just taking all control over his partner and getting them begging for him#but when he’s with remus he’s a sub#I don’t make the rules#regulus black#jegulus#sunseeker#starchaser#starkiller#bartylus#marauders era#dead gay wizards#slytherin skittles#fuck jkr#harry potter
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the dead boy detective agency main four are a polycule on various points of the aromantic/asexual spectrum (in addition to their various sexualities), with the various side characters playing the roles of parental figures or talking stages. thank you for coming to my ted talk
#it’s like scooby doo but they don’t have a dog#this is of course just my opinion#but: gay ace demiaro edwin / bi demiaro charles / pan greyaroace crystal / lesbian aroace niko are v real to me#the older characters work as parental figures ofc#then there’s characters like Monty and Thomas who are chatting up edwin but aren’t officially in the polycule#that being said: achillean greyace monty / pan aroflexible thomas are also real to me#this isn’t even getting into the gender fuckery I am putting these characters in#but I felt like sharing#esp since I keep seeing ppl fight over catwin and palaland or whatever that ship name is#I don’t think catwin works not bc of some perceived age thing but bc the cat king is v sex forward and edwin is Not Into That#doesn’t mean tck is ruled out from a place on the chart it’s just not how he wanted#same for monty who came on v romantically and edwin was not having it#all valid and fair !!!#plus the main four needed to get their shit together but this is my fantasy world so shhh#oh and for crystal x charles I think they’re the most allo of th main four so it tracks they had the closest to a traditional relationship#but then everyone gets their shit together and that doesn’t happen as frequently lol#esp as time goes on#like the polycule is more of a series of qprs with some sugar/spice on occasion#there isn’t really a point to this post but this blog is me talking to myself most of the time anyway#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland#crystal palace#niko sasaki#monty the crow#the cat king
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