#no one is believing them | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

lilislegacy · 1 year ago

Text

*the 7 demigods and some of their families at a get together*

tristan mclean: i still don’t love that 3 teenage couples were all on an isolated boat together. for weeks. including you, pipes

piper: don’t worry dad. coach hedge was very strict. there was no funny business allowed

leo: yeah especially after the percy and annabeth scandal. i mean,

you should have seen how much coach yelled when frank found them in the stables the next morning-

annabeth and percy: LEO!!

leo:

piper:

jason:

thalia:

hazel:

tristan:

nico:

frank:

frederick chase:

mrs. chase:

paul:

sally: no please continue. i’d love to hear this

percy: *glares at leo*

leo: *accidentally catches on fire and runs away*

everyone:

frank: i looked away quickly, i swear!

annabeth: YOU DIDNT NEED TO!

percy: YEAH ALL WE DID WAS-

annabeth: PERCY OH MY GODS SHUT UP!

540 notes · View notes

almondcroissantsandink · 3 months ago

Text

the punch-in-the-face difference in vibes is so so funny to me

9K notes · View notes

mychemicalbrromance · 7 months ago

Text

Guys ive been reading peak

#dandadan #momo ayase #ayase momo #okarun #seiko ayase #ayase seiko #cant believe the actual plot of this show is “this guy's genitals were stolen and we have to get them back” 💀#theyre so funny i love these guys #its like if mob psycho and csm had a foolish baby #the stupids ever #dont get scared by that one scene in that first episode thats the worst it ever gets i heard the creator was forced to put it in or no manga #just like olan and that piss fight scene in final space sighhhhhhhh evil people in charge..............#okarun and ayase are so silly i love them sm they make me go YYYAAAAYYYYYY ^_^^^^^^^^^^#ignore the bad sizing for the letters my handwrutung is naturally horrible plus i was hella zoomed in shhhhhhhhhhh you see nothing........#LIVE LAUGH LOVE !!!!!!!! YAYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!

19K notes · View notes

kyoukorpse · 5 months ago

Text

yeahhhh so chirin's first death wasnt even violent or dramatic they just had an anxiety induced loss of appetite and once the adrenaline from their crusade and fight against leshy wore off they starved to death lmao.

bonus:

#my art #cotl #cult of the lamb #chirin au #cult of the lamb narinder #cotl narinder #they were such a soggy little vessel... had anxiety thru the roof and the only thing propelling them forward was believing they truly were-#the only one capable of saving/helping others #anxiety + savior complex beat their ass and they forgot to eat All The Time... good thing they didn't need to keep eating once #they became an infant god lol

8K notes · View notes

carefulzombie · 7 days ago

Text

everyone always acts so aghast about the whole “the doctor kidnapped his first companions!” thing which yeah obviously terrifying from ian and barbara’s pov but you really gotta look at it from the angle of “guy who just ran away from home comes across someone breaking into his car and in a panic locks the doors hits the gas and now they’re all very very lost” and then it becomes hysterical

#in hindsight he simply could’ve just kicked them out bc absolutely no one would’ve believed them #doctor who #classic who #classic doctor who #first doctor #my posts

5K notes · View notes

ajastu · 22 days ago

Text

[Rook voice] maybe if you had some friends you'd calm down 🙄

#kunst huli #zea dao oc #dragon age #datv #dragon age: the veilguard #dragon age veilguard #rook datv #rook thorne #solas dragon age #fen'harel #i had this. in my head. since i finished the game for the first time DFJGKDFJG #also kind of on topic? theres a song #'no one ever gave us the right' by marble sounds #kind of veilguard coded tbhhh #rook @ solas being like 'how could you have lived but not learned'#because MAN......#but its fun. its a fun dynamic #its been fun to think about how zea would like. think about the guy #i dont think theyll hate him. theyre too....idk. believing-in-the-best-in-people #but they would definitely be frustrated #and then also angry post-prison #they WOULD get fooled by him on some level. theyre too trusting DFGJKDFGJ #even when actively telling themself they should Not trust him #datv spoilers #veilguard spoilers #anyway kind of funny/sad to realize that solas has no friends bcs he keeps killing them DFGJKLDJGDFg

4K notes · View notes

ashenquill · 2 months ago

Text

Thinking about the Bats suppressing their injuries and how yes, they have crazy high pain tolerance, and yes, they are in peak human condition, but ALSO, they do Too Much Shit sometimes and have definitely made injuries worse by accidentally ignoring them

Like, imagine one of them throws out their back doing something Totally Normal and Mundane so they just. Ignore it. Because I literally sneezed, it can’t be that bad, right?

(Spoiler alert: it is that bad)

Tim, moving more slowly than normal and grimacing every few seconds: damn maybe I pulled something

Jason, stopping by to pick up some things he needs while Bruce is out: ?? What’ja do?

Tim: I dunno, but my back really fucking hurts and I’m starting to get all numb and tingly

Jason: ?!?!?

Jason: How long has it been hurting????

Tim: I don’t know??? I guess, like, a few hours???

Jason: What did you do????

Tim: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, IT STARTED AFTER I SNEEZED

Jason, laughing: YOU HURT YOURSELF BY FUCKING SNEEZING????

Tim: THAT LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE CAUSE

Jason: I dunno man, kinda sounds like it

Jason, in tears: Maybe it’s time to retire

Tim: FUCK YOU IM FINE

Tim: WATCH I’LL PROVE IT

Tim, about to do a backflip: oh fuck- OW

Tim: *passes out from the pain*

Jason, still laughing his ass off: Nice landing, Timmy!

Tim:

Jason: Timmy?

Tim:

Jason: Tim?

Jason: oh shit—

#inspired by ✨real life✨#it’s me I’m the loser who threw my back out by sneezing #and I dissociated for 3 hours while I finished my shift then nearly passed out driving home #I had a friend drive me to the hospital so I’m okay now #but apparently it’s really common to throw your back out doing very mundane things if it’s under enough strain to begin with #I fully believe this would happen to one of them #and no I’m not just projecting #incorrect quotes #tim drake #jason todd #batfam #batfamily

6K notes · View notes

chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

Text

Abby fixing her friends in the FNAF 2 movie,,

4K notes · View notes

raphaerolo · 11 months ago

Text

Zack and Cody (2005)

9K notes · View notes

stemmmm · 5 months ago

Text

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

#gravity falls #gf theseus' guide #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #stanley pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #m.png #THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL WEEK AAGH #cool thing i did where i took these characters who i cant draw from any angle but the front and then have them turning around CONSTANTLY #not just views from different angles either! active turning! im a genius!#i feel like you can tell which shots were drawn on different days sadkfhlgljaskg this killed me. i was gonna clean up the bgs but fuck that #theyre functional on a basic level and that is all we need #anyways can you believe the notorious line is only in the fic because an eagle eyed editor (not myself) caught it just before it was delete #and started screaming until it got put back #also the way stump came over while i was making this and was like 'oh right. i ship them' at the way i made bill flirt lmao #it hits different in the visual!#alright now i gotta fucking haul ass on the chapter 8 one

4K notes · View notes

bonesbonesbones69 · 7 months ago

Text

Once and a while I see a piece of tlt fanart where harrow is really wrapped around gideon and I love that a lot. I drew myself a little bit of it as a treat today:

and then got carried away

I was way too ambitious with these poses for drawing with pen and some shitty whiteout tape

#drawing harrow and gideon but avoiding any specific features so i dont have to REALLY draw them #its Arms and the Black Blob #anyways #the locked tomb #tlt #griddlehark #my art #cant believe i caved and drew tlt comics for a while i thought i wasnt gonna #i actually drew more of this bullshit i was really on one. ill post it later

3K notes · View notes

surreal-duck · 8 days ago

Text

this one goes out to a certain middle schooler who wouldve been eviscerated on the spot by woke miraculous

#outing myself as an mlb fan ive been on this train since the damn thing aired and i cant leave #dont follow me for ml btw this is probably a one time thing #. i think.#duck scribbles #doodles #miraculous ladybug #miraculous spoilers #mlb #juleka couffaine #rose lavillant #julerose #marc anciel #nathaniel kurtzberg #nathmarc #marcnath #marcaniel #what even is their ship name actually why are there three different ones #i used to be so obsessed with them when i was younger its unreal i still cant believe these are episodes that exist #JULEKA AND MARC WERE MY FAVORITES...... im so happy for them i really am #i died 10 times over theyre so cute. i wouldve been insufferable and inconsolable back then #would say i cant believe nath and marc arent dating yet but also its even funnier that way to me. hang in there marc #im not gonna apologise because my beloved best friend is gonna get mad at me if i let my sense of shame win again #and also this was the kind of thing i could only have dreamed of drawing when i was like 12 or something so this is for her 👊#im having fun!!!!!!! and isnt that all that matters rly i keep forgetting that #actually while drawing this i realized the splatters on naths overalls are kinda similar to the bi colors thats rly cute #esp when paired w marcs tie dye shirt jksdgjkshdgshdgds

2K notes · View notes

benevolenterrancy · 7 months ago

Text

poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

#svsss #liu qingge #shen qingqiu #liushen #sqq #lqg #maybe you could be a LITTLE slower at completely denying everything about the fortune sqq..... for lqg's sake......#succubus: lol what do you know it's not like YOU'RE his fated one #lqg:#lqg: *kill bill siren*#you know in both mdzs and tgcf i'm pretty set on the main ship. don't really feel much need to shake them up #but in svsss i think sqq deserves a harem. i'm willing to ship him around with anyone let's have fun with it #go for it lqg!! it'll be like trying to romance a brick but i believe in you!!#my art

3K notes · View notes

ogeneraloito · 9 months ago

Text

interesting how fords been surrounded by triangles his entire life. looks like ford and bill were always doomed to meet each other

ford did seem to think that he is destined to be in gravity falls, destined to be part of greater things, and bill also thought he was "destined for so much more"

to quote on alex, "that's ford's great flaw, is arrogance. is he believes that there's special people, and everyone else. that human attachments are actually weaknesses. and the song and dance that he’s giving dipper right now, is the song and dance that he gave mcgucket, back when they were younger… ‘you and me are different, we’re better than everyone else. we have a path that no one else can understand, and only us can do this.’"

i think at some point bill really thought ford was the one that UNDERSTOOD him (well, ford did think "why did rudolph not simply kill the other reindeer? he shouldve burned his workshop to the ground"). some of his henchmaniacs didnt seem to actually like bill at all

quick edit for something ive found:

this is from "dreamscaperers", and apparently ford had been dreaming about the cipher wheel for weeks before he even found the cave. enough times that he was even able to perfectly draw the wheel on the journal. bill didnt even know about ford yet.