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sidsinning · 2 years ago
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I still love them bye
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clearlydusty · 5 months ago
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Bro thinks she could just thug it out
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kiryuing · 1 year ago
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h2pinky · 5 months ago
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i just read someone on twitter saying that sevika met silco because she thought he was a lesbian and tried to flirt with him at the last drop years ago i think im gonna piss myself
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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beauty and the beast is an incredibly tragic tale from the pov of the heroine, an enthusiastic monsterfucker who accidentally ends up in love with Just Some Guy
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lilydrafts · 4 months ago
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The moment you decide you are worthy. The universe starts to agree.
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neosatsuma · 1 year ago
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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU
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demonicsuffrage · 3 months ago
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Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that
Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!
Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.
Bruce:
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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University
Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-
Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that
Bruce:
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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?
Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.
Bruce:
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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done
Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout
Bruce:
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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-
Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?
Bruce:
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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school
Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!
Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me
Bruce:
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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology
Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.
Bruce:
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batsandbirdsandothers · 3 months ago
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... and that's why I stick to fanfics and fanarts these days.
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magentasnail · 2 months ago
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god what have you done?
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emotional-piece-of-meat · 1 year ago
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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.
Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.
Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.
Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.
Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.
Confused Bruce: You wasn't?
Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...
More Confused Bruce: You don't?!
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Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?
Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?
Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.
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dovewingkinnie · 3 months ago
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i liked when dr harley sawyer was messing with u like a mouse type of guy to put u in a maze and watch u collect seeds
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ktkat99 · 2 months ago
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The batkids are all terrors for Bruce, but I like to think that they'd all instantly be on their best behavior for Clark
Red Hood, holding a small child in one arm while running from the kids kidnappers and shooting at them when Superman flies down and saves them.
Superman- Is that a gun?
Red Hood, instinctively pointing at the kid- Its his.
Superman- It's his gun?
Red Hood- Yup. I just confiscated it. I'm the responsible one here
Spoiler, bragging about how she took down Two-Face when Clark walks in- He thought he could get away from me by getting on the freeway and laying down an oil slick, but I-... uhhhhh, steered around it... carefully. And then... followed after him.
Clark-...
Spoiler- He ran outta gas
Clark- Really.
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chief-of-restless-hearts · 1 year ago
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I was reading up on unicorns today and wikipedia is not supposed to be this funny!!
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lilydrafts · 6 months ago
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Love yourself a little extra right now. You're creating the life of your dreams and you absolutely deserve it. It's about to get magical for you.
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