#no it’s not a random number

[iyafromtheconcrete]

128. ONE TWENTY EIGHT?????

[reinanova]

bcuz i’m curious:

any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here

reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers

[zhelin-thames]

A Ghostly Text Mishap

Danny flopped onto his bed, phone in hand, glaring at the screen. Another long day of dealing with Vlad's manipulative nonsense had left him frustrated beyond belief. He opened his messages, found the contact labeled Trucker, and began furiously typing.

Danny: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time. The absolute NERVE of this guy. You’d think being half-dead would make someone LESS petty, but nooo, this man’s ego is bigger than the Ghost Zone.

Danny: He tried to "buy" my parents' company AGAIN. He offered to “help” with ghost containment tech but really just wants to snoop around for weaknesses in the portal.

Danny: AND he had the audacity to call me “Little Badger” like it’s a term of endearment. I swear, if I hear that ONE MORE TIME, I might go full ghost and dropkick him into the Fenton Thermos.

Satisfied with his venting, Danny tossed his phone onto the bed and buried his face in his pillow. Unbeknownst to him, he had made one critical mistake.

Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, was sitting in his safe house, polishing his guns when his phone buzzed. He glanced at the screen.

Unknown Number: You will NOT believe what Plasmius did this time…

Jason raised an eyebrow. “What the hell is this?” he muttered, scrolling through the tirade. By the time he got to “Little Badger”, he was smirking.

He typed back:

Jason: Kid, I think you’ve got the wrong number. Unless this “Plasmius” guy is a Gotham villain I’ve somehow missed.

Danny’s phone buzzed, and he rolled over to check it. His heart dropped when he saw the reply.

Danny: Oh no. This isn’t Trucker, is it?

Jason: Nope. But you’ve got my attention. Who’s Plasmius, and why does he sound like the type of guy I’d shoot on principle?

Danny hesitated, then decided to just roll with it.

Danny: Short version: he’s a half-ghost fruitloop billionaire who’s obsessed with ruining my life, becoming my creepy stepdad, and taking over the world. Think Lex Luthor but undead and ickier.

Jason burst out laughing, earning a curious glance from Roy Harper, who had just walked in.

“Who’s got you laughing like that?” Roy asked, setting down a bag of takeout.

“Some kid who texted me by mistake,” Jason replied, showing him the messages.

Roy skimmed them and snickered. “Plasmius? Sounds like a knockoff vampire villain.”

Jason’s fingers flew over the keyboard.

Jason: Okay, kid, you’ve officially got my interest. I don’t know who you are, but if this Plasmius guy’s half as bad as you say, I’ve got some creative ways to deal with him. You in Gotham?

Danny stared at the message, blinking. Who even was this guy? But... he did sound like he knew how to handle problems.

Danny: Uh, no. I’m from Amity Park. It’s kind of a supernatural hotspot, so I’ve got it covered. But thanks for the offer, I guess?

Jason smirked.

Jason: Supernatural hotspot? Kid, you’re talking to someone who’s been resurrected. Ghosts don’t scare me.

Danny froze. Resurrected? Oh no. This guy might actually know about the supernatural.

Danny: ...Wait, who ARE you?

Jason: Name’s Jason. Most people call me Red Hood. Ever heard of me?

Danny blinked, then groaned. “Of course. I text a vigilante. Just my luck.”

Danny: ...Yeah, I’ve heard of you. So, uh, thanks for not tracking this number and showing up at my house or something.

Jason: Yet.

Danny felt a shiver run down his spine.

Danny: That’s not funny, dude.

Jason: Relax, Little Badger. Your secret’s safe with me. For now. But hey, if you ever need help dealing with your undead billionaire problem, hit me up.

Danny sighed, shaking his head.

Danny: Sure. Thanks, I guess?

Jason leaned back, grinning as he saved the number under Ghost Kid.

“Roy, I think I just found the weirdest contact in my phone.”

“You say that like it’s a bad thing,” Roy replied, tossing Jason a burger.

“Not bad. Just… different.” Jason chuckled. “Plasmius, huh? Sounds like fun.”

[greenslime69]

The ninth doctor was so insane fr he was like I watched my planet get destroyed and I can't share this trauma with anyone. I will fix this by befriending a human girl and taking her to see her planet get destroyed. This is normal behaviour.

[honestlydarkprincess]

did one for piercings so let's do one for tattoos!

[bioethicists]

this is going to sound simplistic + i promise you it's not: stop following people whose entire schtick is being cruel or fighting with others online. even if the ppl deserve it! even if it's not a ~problematic~ cruelty! even if you agree with all of that blog's opinions!

it's one thing if someone snaps back when provoked or posts the occasional "get a load of this guy". nobody needs to play up respectability for people who haven't given them respect in return. but if someone's online identity centers around being needlessly mean for laughs + they're constantly seeking out socially acceptable, easy targets for petty cruelty, that's a red flag. there's a huge difference between not taking shit/cracking a joke + mocking others as your several-hours-a-day hobby.

especially if, when they are inevitably in the wrong + mocking someone mercilessly to their 50k followers over something petty goes south (shocking!), they become extremely defensive or block everyone or play the victim or dismiss it as "well, how was i supposed to know they were autistic? i'm autistic + i don't meow in public" or whatever.

this isn't a "well i knew all along" post bcuz nobody should be shamed for being in the dark about something like this but many of the popular bloggers who have later been exposed for serious harassment or abuse should not have shocked us. if someone's blog is 90% shit like "you should light yourself on fire because you watch x anime" or "look at this so-called lesbian bitch + her ugly fucking boyfriend at a kink convention- it's giving drowned rats", should it really shock you that they are also being cruel or abusive in less internet-acceptable ways? if they've already shown you that they get a such a thrill out of being vicious that they do it daily + are regularly rewarded with thousands of followers?

[mithrandirl]

[anxious-alyssia]

I need to get stuff done-

500 notes: I actually drink water

900 notes: I'll try to get my hw done

2000 notes: I'll eat smth today

2500 notes: I'll clean my room

5000 notes: I'll organize my books and shelves

green = completed

blue = reached but not yet done

[mrserendipitous]

BLOODRUSH STAR PLAYERS!!!!

[mafleur]

01. bios.

𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐞ㅤbyㅤ𝗋𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌_𝖺𝗋𝖾_𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗂𝖾ㅤ|ㅤ꽃,ㅤ✿.

𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀ㅤㅤ 𝚁𝙾𝚂𝙸𝙴ㅤㅤ 𝗂𝗇ㅤㅤ 𝗴𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗻.

𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀ㅤ𝗈𝖿ㅤ#𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗂𝖾𝖻𝗒𝗋𝗈𝗌𝖾́

✿ㅤ ㅤ﹫𝗋𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌_𝖺𝗋𝖾_𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗂𝖾

𝖿𝗋𝖺𝗀𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗈𝗌, ❛❛ 꽃 ❞ 𝖾𝗇𝗏𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗇𝖺𝖽𝖺. ─── 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐞.

02. locs

♡, 𝟹𝙰𝙼. ᆞ can we keep this story flowing ( ... ) cause life is really perfect like that.

시, 시인: ﹫𝗋𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌_𝖺𝗋𝖾_𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗂𝖾 ❀ 📇 ( 고뇌. ) I'm the number one girl in your eyes.

𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐞 ㅤ ( 𝖺𝗅𝖻𝗎𝗆 )ㅤ 𝗂𝗌 ㅤ 𝖺 ㅤ 𝗅𝗒𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅 ㅤ 𝗉𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗍ㅤ 𝗈𝖿ㅤ 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾ㅤ 𝖺𝗇𝖽ㅤ 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇ㅤ ───ㅤ 대한민국,ㅤ 𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗂𝗌𝗍:ㅤ 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞́.

✿ 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐞, 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝗇𝖾.

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗎𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅

𝖻𝗒 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞́.

𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗂𝗇 𝗎𝗋 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌,

𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝖾 𝗂'𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗎𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅.

𝗍𝗁𝖾 ㅤ 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗎𝗌 ㅤ 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗒

𝗈𝖿 ㅤ ❀ ㅤ 𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗲 ㅤ 𝖺𝗅𝖻𝗎𝗆.

[glow-youyoumu]

⛩️ SHRINE MAIDEN WRAPPED ⛩️

This year you...

Grazed 3283 BULLETS ⭕️

Resolved 2 INCIDENTS ☯️

Exterminated 27 YOUKAI 👺

Kissed 12 WOMEN 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Drank 907 cups SAKE 🍶

Timed out 50 SPELL CARDS 🎴

Went to HELL 4 times 🔥

Received ¥1900 DONATIONS 💸

[deadhawke]

There is. Truly nothing funnier on this planet. Than listening to Aabria and Erika describe omegaverse to Brennan and Lou. I have not cry laughed this hard in years.

[cutiesigh]

❤️🖤🩷

Wuthering Waves has taken over all of my free time recently, so here's a sketch of Scar!Ren I originally shared in da 14DWY Discord!!

[zhelin-thames]

Wrong Number texts #1

Danny: So then Skulker decides the best way to catch me is by building a giant robot suit. But he forgot to calibrate it for the Ghost Zone’s gravity, so it immediately toppled over and crushed his entire lair. Absolute genius, right?

Jason: I’m torn between laughing and feeling secondhand embarrassment for him. Do all your villains suck this much?

Danny: Hey, I don’t pick my rogues’ gallery. But yeah, most of them are either weird, incompetent, or trying way too hard. Vlad’s the only real threat, and that’s just because he cheats.

Jason: Billionaires always cheat. It’s in their DNA.

Masterpost

[crowliphale]

[kyuhu]

chaotic morning afternoon