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sometimes when a movie starts there is a scary lion but don't be scared

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I keep drawing penis...

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Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

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what if the computer worked? what if video games were fun? what if there was a beautiful woman? my blog explores these concepts, and more

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monks are dumb you have an entire monestary full of other guys with shared interests as you but you DON'T fuck them? or. or anyone?

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Cats (2019) is worse than Doctor Who (2006) even though the show was made with the budget of a crisp packet

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I have a soft spot for the weird tradition of having the actual artists record gibberish versions of songs for sims soundtracks because it enabled me to do this awful bit where I'd randomly insert a simlish version of a track into a playlist and see how long it took people to ask what the fuck was going on

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Manoeuvre is such a bullshit word. You don't need all those vowels.

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There are a lot--like, holy shit, a lot--of people in my notes asking questions about intersex 101 after my recent posts, and as much as I love that y'all want to learn, I don't have the time to sit and respond to every single one of you right now. I'm genuinely not irritated that you have questions, but please understand that I am not an expert on every intersex topic, I'm just some random intersex person, and I'm also super busy & stressed about a million other things today, too.

Here are a couple resources for y'all to check out and get started with on your own. :)

Medicalizing Sex: The Erasure of Sexual Diversity, authored by tumblr's own @dabwax. Check out the works cited page, too.

InterACT's "What is Intersex?" FAQ

InterACT's "Intersex, Gender, and LGBTQIA+" FAQ

InterACT's Intersex Resource Topics page

InterACT's Guide for Allies

Intersex Awareness Day

Human Rights Campaign: "Understanding the Intersex Community"

Bogi Takács' database of intersex #ownvoices books

Bogi Takács' database of books by Black intersex authors

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i hope this email finds you with a device hooked into your upper and lower jaws. when the timer at the back goes off, your mouth will be permanently ripped open. think of it like a reverse bear trap. here, i'll show you. there is only one key to open the device. it's in the stomach of your dead cellmate. look around, amanda. know that I'm not lying. better hurry up. live or die, make your choice.

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the main thing that really stuck w me this episode is like. mark was just a normal dude. like we’ve spent sooo much time in the bizarro world of the severed floor and only seen snippets of the outside world, a lot of which are also strange like ricken’s social gatherings or fields and burt’s lutheran ham and cuckolding soiree, that this show so often feels detached from our reality. but this episode totally spun that on its head which just makes everything that has happened to mark and gemma since her “death” feel so much more dark and icky and twisted. like not only has lumon succeeded in making innies feel out of time/out of reality/disoriented but it also makes US feel that way by extension of being in their POV so often. like the first shot of history teacher mark was almost shocking how just. normal he looked