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is this normal

anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away

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under communism they'll be renaming "lake superior" to "lake equal"

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

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I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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The Israeli government and settlers are attacking the West Bank

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i love that little feature that removes someone’s addition to a post you’re going to reblog. Shut up

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describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

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apollo justice lineup pt. 3!

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idk why people always use "fever dream" in a derogatory context because i'm still very sick and i just had the best dream ever. i was carrying a baby seal around and hand-feeding it spaghettios. it was so soft and it loved the spaghettios so much

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Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

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Who had “English government enacts Haito Edict” on their 2024 bingo?