greenslime69
Blasphemy? Before what God?
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Slime or Fee | 25 | they/he | Carrd If I had to define this blog in one word it would be Indefinable. Radical inclusionist, gender enthusiast. Occasionally NSFW but I try to tag it.
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greenslime69 · 29 minutes ago
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'boots of resist frost' yeah they're just boots
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A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
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greenslime69 · 32 minutes ago
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“here there be gerblins” is like what if you couldn’t save everyone. “petals to the metal” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone but the love was still there. “crystal kingdom” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone and it actually made things worse but the love was there. “the eleventh hour” is like what if love started all of this but you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you could save everyone))))). “stolen century” is like what if you could try again (what if there was love) (what if you could try again).
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greenslime69 · 35 minutes ago
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It is December so lets get festive
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greenslime69 · 2 hours ago
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Am I a snomwan?
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The Jolly Jester
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greenslime69 · 15 hours ago
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Pink Floyd 🖤
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greenslime69 · 16 hours ago
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Pink Floyd 🖤
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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 
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greenslime69 · 16 hours ago
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when a joke takes a while to hit call that a jestational period
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greenslime69 · 16 hours ago
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star wars needs more gross weird aliens. what happened to sarlacc pits you guys used to love sarlacc pits
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greenslime69 · 16 hours ago
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It’s ok if your label or identity is complicated.
Labels are a lot like stories because each one communicates a vast world of meaning and history.
There are some stories we all know, where the plot is no surprise. But, there are also tales that are mostly unknown and are still an exciting mystery to many.
Labels like woman, man, agender, maverique, etc. are all intricate stories worth hearing, but with some we already know the ending and others have yet to be written.
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greenslime69 · 16 hours ago
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Today's Seal Is: Tempura Delight
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