#no flirting

[jolliebean]

Goofy Jack Skellington Christmas Eve Selfies

• I have a boyfriend, this is just a silly selfie post to boost my mood. Pls don’t flirt or solicit me!

[just-be-yourself71]

I enjoy long conversations that never end.

No “Hi what’s up” “how are you” all the time.

[wolfythewitch]

that one au where patroclus is the champion of elysium

[frownyalfred]

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

[uisceb]

CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

[taeggukxiie]

this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

[nouverx]

"I want to eat you" is their love language and you can't change my mind

[the-sleepydragon]

Once again I get her laughing! She's got a cute laugh to.

"Hey, hey- eheheheh- No flirting!!"

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[northpolardog]

why do gay people have to be weird

[jolliebean]

📌 Addressing Creepy Dms and Replies

When women post selfies and fashion photos, it is not an invitation to flirt with them, be sexual, solicit them or try to get a sugar baby.

There are plenty of people out there who want that and are open about it, seek those people out instead. My selfies and fashion fits are only for a confidence booster and showing clothes I like because I don’t really get a chance to wear fits out. I’m completely covered up and not even typing any captions indicating I want those sorts of messages, there’s no excuse to send it to me.

I have a boyfriend, I love him and I’m not going to cheat on him. So screw off with all the creepy messages instead of sending them to random women.

[lunxribuh]

DUDE THE FACES THAT GUMMIGOO MAKES

THERES NO WAY HE DOESN’T REMEMBER POMNI

AUGHHHH THIS SHOW MAKES ME WANNA DIE

[fizzierolli]

fizz is SUCH a flirt omg

[enimaximus]

I love how House MD episodes have these side plots where House is examining these random patients and every time it's some stupid shit, like yeah there's a patient with this extremely complicated case and we need to figure out a diagnosis but we can't ignore the guy with AN MP3 PLAYER UP HIS ASS in Exam Room One

[ronanxing]

we do a little silly

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide