#no balds gay for me :(
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thenocarts · 27 days ago
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I saw someone do a body type headcanon years ago and I'm coppying it, hello world
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soma-holiday · 8 months ago
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That’s so Britney of me
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spookyratking · 18 days ago
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i've been trying to experiment and find a style i like for my cosmo becuase i love him so much my bautfil man.
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corantus · 8 months ago
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Pride Couples YCH 🌈🎂
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happy birthday to all gay people! lets celebrate by eating cake and kissing each other! snouts available at no extra charge
cake can be customized with flag colors, flags can also be added to shirts and accessories too!! this baby can fit so many multitudes in it
final will be fully rendered. all body types / species ok. $100 usd with 3 slots available. more info + get yours here. boosts appreciated 🏳️‍🌈
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teafromthemicrowave · 4 months ago
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I am unhealthily obsessed with Victor Zsasz
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beardwrassler · 1 month ago
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Bald and bearded.
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angelgrovehighschool · 29 days ago
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I forgot to ever post this, i was best man in my friends wedding a phew monthz ago
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someheartsaretrue · 28 days ago
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Feel like I’m giving gay golf dad today
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cal-is-a-cryptid · 8 months ago
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k9ninedecay · 3 months ago
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FIDDLEFORD IN HIS AVIATOR FRAMESSSS 😭😭😭😭😭 FIDDLEFORDDD HADRON MCGUCCKEEETTTTTT FIDDDLLLEEFOORRDD IF U CAN HEAR ME PLEASEE GET SOME AVIATOR FRAMES AGAINNNNN HADROOONNN HADDIE FIDDS F MCGUCK PLEASEEEEE THEY MAKE U LOOK SO CUTEEEE UUGGFHHHH
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PLLEASSEEE GET SOME AVIATOR FRAMES PLEASEEEEE
ugghhh old man mcgucket in some aviator frames that ford bought for him cuz he couldnt find any small circle frames uggghhhh give thag man HIS AVIATORS BACK FIDDLEFORRDDDDDD FIDDDLLLEFORRRDDDD PLLEASSEEE
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stinkypeanutbutter · 9 months ago
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woahhhzh is that ?? Oh my goshness is that Tyden ?? Brih wth gay people aren’t real
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x-fag · 4 months ago
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literally just woke up from a insane dream. charles as in it and he was teaching me and a few other students some crazy sexy poses (????) and erik was with us as well but full magneto clothes and he looked PISSED and charles kept excusing himself to him before doing a pose
then my i woke up saying out loud: : "he excusing himself as if bro had seen nothing like it from him before"
had to write this while de memorys fresh
edit: i just saw how many typos i made (i was eepy) but i think its funnier this way
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gorespawn · 8 months ago
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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compostings · 22 days ago
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It's 2025! So here's. whatever this is
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beardwrassler · 15 days ago
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G’night
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baldheadlover93 · 2 years ago
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