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I made a starter pack for Harry! And then realized he needed his partners. (Jean has mystery boxes because he is very mysterious)
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i hate having unfinished business bc i didn't gave head to that guy i was flirting the whole night and now thats all i can think about
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ive been super horny lately and my friends think im havin an episode ??? ive been horny my whole life you guys dont know shit about me do you
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I don’t think Trevor would be a very good partner but he would be a dry humper legend
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im forever haunted by the memory of my boss sitting me and my coworkers down for a meeting and straight up saying: you guys work in a care home and nobody is feeling cared about

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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i just think it says a lot about the person. my favorite is a bear named theodore
#white bear#he is like 60 long and he wears a t shirt that said i love you but hes old so now is just a red t shirt#my dad got it for my mom when they started dating#but when i was born they gave it to me#60cm long* im to lazy to edit the tags
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ice king invented gender swap au fanfiction
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Quoting a tiktok comment I saw: "if Kim kitsuragi wasn't into bears the game would have been 20 minutes long"
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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
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