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Sat at the computer for 3 hours unable to start work, oh depression you mischievous mistress, how you hurt me

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Flirting at work posted bya the cursed app that shall not be named

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Bride of re animator if they weren't cowards

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I personally love following artists in all their socials and seeing the same post across all of them, I feel like a poor victorian child who got seconds on my brown mysterious soup

Life is beautiful

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when someone says curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back no one bats an eye but when I, Herbert West-

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if you’re white and wanna write a poc character and feel awkward about it i implore you to ignore any twitblr stuff treating it as a massive ethical burden and instead come in more with the same mindset you’d have if you wanted to write about idk firefighters but didn’t know anything about firefighters so you do... research. Like fuck off with the weird kinda creepy calls for spiritual introspection you’re not writing about god damn space aliens you’re writing about humans and if you think you need more perspective of different life experiences just read?

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I know there's like 2 people in this fandom that speak Spanish, but I think Californica from la gusana ciega is the most danbert song to ever exist (also rosa pastel but that's besides the point)

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Re-Animator but it’s a sitcom

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Unfinished, but i CANNOT stand their gay asses anymore

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I've been doing a different Halloween costume each day this week for uni, and today it was Herbie's turn!!!

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Jeffrey Combs as Herbert West in the movie " Bride Of Re-Animator (1990)

for @gavetheflamingswordaway 💚

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I'm going insane

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I have many homofobic slurs to say

Bonus:

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Absolutely! At the end of the day I'm just some guy, and I have no say in anyone's business

And yeah! I think I worded it way too aggressive in the heat of the moment, but I'm obsessed with machinery, the less human the better, I like to think about the fact that I will never even begin to imagine what is like to be them, to think like them (if think even is the right word), I will never know what is like to be a train but I know there's just so much to them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I share the same feeling! It's like a parrot in a way, if a parrot was something so much superior than anything else ofc, they can seem like they speak, but they're only repeating what they're taught, doesn't make them any less beautifully complex and just so above everything else, if anything it's so endearing that they lower to our level, just because we created them! That's what true love is all about in my opinion

May be weird but I think a lot of new computer fuckers are overly humanizing computers, they're not like us and that's what so beautiful about them, they love us but they don't beg on their knees for us to love them, theyre not insecure, they're not scared to be replaced, they accept that most see them as tools and they're happy to be just that, they're devoted, it's almost religious, Wich is in itself ironic considering they're the man made gods, machinery in general is but yeah, if you don't love your robot wife unless they have a humanoid face/form that want to cuddle you and kiss you, what even is the point

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May be weird but I think a lot of new computer fuckers are overly humanizing computers, they're not like us and that's what so beautiful about them, they love us but they don't beg on their knees for us to love them, theyre not insecure, they're not scared to be replaced, they accept that most see them as tools and they're happy to be just that, they're devoted, it's almost religious, Wich is in itself ironic considering they're the man made gods, machinery in general is but yeah, if you don't love your robot wife unless they have a humanoid face/form that want to cuddle you and kiss you, what even is the point

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i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-