#no I don’t /j

[yoichichi]

DO YOU NOT CARE ME

NOT EVEN 10 SECONDS LATER YOURE HERE PLSSSSSSS

Javier is so into free use it’s sick, but like in the most “casual” way. Rough hands running up your back stirring you awake 9 nights out of 10, rubbing his scruff on the crook of your neck unintentionally as he whispers unintelligible requests until you’re more coherent. But by then he knows you’re probably wet enough n ready for him because he’s been working on this all night. The same heavy hands resting on your thighs for too long when he asks if you want a share of his dinner, a quick n grumbly “g’night” too close to your ear, him pretending he doesn’t notice the goosebumps on your arms when he’s being like this.

He does it all like he needs to ask and work you up to it anyways :/ he’s sweet about it which is why he knows you’re so sweet in return about letting him use you whenever he wants or needs it

[thelesbianthespianposts]

imagine: you get your memories back after years of amnesia to find out your whole species is dead and earth doesn’t exist anymore. that the only thing left of your culture is your weird ex and his busted honda civic that barely even works that he stole from the government when he was 13. And he’s been taking members of an alien species for trips in his honda civic and they’re all like “woah it’s so cool” and you get upset because it’s NOT COOL it’s a honda civic, the turn signals don’t even work “wow it can go up hills” yeah OF COURSE IT CAN GO UP HILLS EVERY CAR COULD DO THAT. but they’ve never seen a car before so everything it does is the coolest thing ever. And your ex’s only tool is a fucking screwdriver which is somehow also cool to this dumbass alien species even though it’s a fucking screwdriver so you just look like an idiot screaming about how none of this is even cool it’s actually really shitty but your whole planet is gone so you can’t even prove it but also you’ve had a constant drumming sounding in your head since you were 10 slowly driving you insane. I would become evil too.

[arabriddler]

” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

[bloodraven55]

come to dunmeshi everyone we have a beefy dwarf wamn who’s canonically a bisexual leg freak

[kamabokobun]

[old art] SM PMD au small refs

[bread-blogs]

First we got Scott whispering to Logan, "Don't you dare break her heart. Be the best at what you do. Heal."

Then we got, "She can't say it. But I can... I love you, Logan. Stay with me."

Can y’all be NORMAL about this man?

[stuckinapril]

Guys I realized you can’t compromise quality time on your core interests without compromising your own core self and fading away as a person . Did you know about this

[rusty-gloinks]

im sos;sorry I’ve never drawn many kisses ever.consider this a forehead kissy….thing or whatever. SOB

[jay-birds-fly]

A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to

[puppyeared]

Wyrm on a string

[bipolargreen]

Can we ignore everything in life for a moment and just talk about how hot he is? Fucking hell.

[mary-james-world-of-shames]

Everyone know oavement on TikTok? Yeah. Love them. Have this comic I made late at night half trying to be sweet and the other half trying to make my sibling laugh.

[thelesbianthespianposts]

Crazy the Doctor has a 20% chance of dying from radiation poisoning

[electrozeistyking]

START AGAIN IN STARS AND TIME.

yes

>no

[the-ineffable-dance]

In honor of the holiday, I wanted to take a look at all those moments Aziraphale looked at Crowley like he was a present he’d like to unwrap 😈

Focus, Angel…

Trust and maybe something more…

Steady on, there’s a revolution outside…

Even when they first met…

Please don’t interrupt, Miss…

Temptation achieved 😇

[m4ggotm0ld]

in the jar you go