#ninjago chaos

[random-chaotic-bitch]

ninjago characters as things my friends and i have said

"Use Miracle Grow, it does wonders! You'll have a beard in no time!" Jay to Lloyd (prob just before the merge) (iykyk)

"People who put their crocs in sports mode are walking red flags." Cole to Zane

"I support women's rights, but I also support women's wrongs." Jay, about Nya

"Show the angles." Kai. On a daily basis.

"It's official, seagulls are the spawn of Satan." Nya, pissed that a seagull ate her sandwich (this actually happened to me... fucking beach pigeons)

"THIS FUCKING BOOK IS 40 CHAPTERS LONG WTF WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME" "Yeah... Sensei didn't want to break your spirit." "MY SPIRIT NEVER FUCKING EXISTED I WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED THE HEAD UP" Kai and Nya

"Don't die of boredom, I would hate to have to give your eulogy." "Going to your funeral would be inconvenient for my schedule." Kai and Jay to Cole

"Oh. I wasn't aware of that information." Zane

"Daddy long legs" Jay to a very confused 6'4" Zane

"Oh no not the crusaders." "Oh yes yes the crusaders." Cole and Nya

"I HAVE NEITHER THE PATIENCE OR THE CRAYONS TO DEAL WITH THIS!" Lloyd. Specifically little Lloyd (pre-tomorrow's tea)

"Do me up, I dare you!" "I'll do you up! Oh, goddammit!" Cole and Jay (while Nya is on the floor laughing)

"Find another animalistic queer identity, this one is mine." Cole, Lloyd, or Kai

"It's me, hi. I'm the problem, it's me." Lloyd

"I just love giving Cole anxiety attacks." Jay

"Do you think that after we physically die, a part of our soul gets trapped wherever we died?" Cole (joking about the whole ghost thing)

"I've fingered the middle!" "... Fuck you." Kai and Lloyd

"I thought charity was about giving, not bitching." Nya

"We got you two for a buy one get one deal." Cole to Nya and Kai

"You're the child, Sora is the cousin that comes and goes as she pleases, and Wyldfire is the rabid cat-like creature we found on the side of the street." Lloyd to Arin

"I have a little bit of karma in my back pocket!" Kai

"I have a joke, but if I say it, you might actually kill me." Jay to the team

"We wouldn't kill you!" Lloyd ^

"Okay then." *tells the joke* Jay ^

"... You have five seconds." Lloyd ^

"Give it back you- you rat!" Nya to Kai

[cable-salamdr]

Need Kai and Bonzle having some sort of stupid fucking inside jokes with each other because yes the Nether Space was traumatising but the best coping mechanism is humor so I just imagine them coming up with anything at all to make each other laugh, leading to such convoluted jokes that no one would be able to get them now

[kagayakukagavaku]

Don't worry guys I fixed it

[kindaasrikal]

Lloyd at his grown age would drag Sora, Arin, Wyldfyre, Riyu and any of the ninja that are around to a fireworks display only to buy the plastic lightsabers that light up to start swinging it around like a five year old.

Bonus he would make Sora wear those light up heart headbands they sell during them too, and Wyldfyre would be given the light up heart wands and she would start aggressively trying to cast spells. Kai would end up finding where the fireworks are being lit and lights them early, Nya is on the opposite side of original fireworks lighting up better ones to cope, and Zane would try to launch himself as a firework whilst Cole wonders of he should help him or stop him. Geo makes the canon to shoot, and Arin accidentally end up with fireworks attached to him as he helps Nya.

Lloyd believes they should go again next year. Cole and Sora seriously disagree.

[lloydgaymerdyke]

“plasmashipping is top tier” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence of the room.

“he’s right” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the fifth row stands: vincent tong himself with michael adamthwaite nodding beside him.

[duchesskatriel]

Multi-fandoming so hard I couldn't resist making a Weezer Artwork with my faves

Blue guy on the left - Mr Mind, Chonny Jash

Green Guy - Lloyd, Ninjago

Yellow and Brown guy - Zhongli, Genshin

Blue guy on the right - Neuvillette, Genshin

[fruit-colored-ninja]

I think if the og4 polycule ever became a thing it would happen in the messiest way possible. Like there are any number of ways it could go down but let’s say for arguments sake it happens like this: Cole and kai get together first. Jay immediately becomes irritated and bitchy and is constantly complaining that they need to get a room when they are doing literally anything within touching distance of each other, and it’s not because he’s jealous it’s just that it’s totally unfair because he’s had a crush on Cole for forever and now Kai just steals him? And seeing them together is leading to a whole rush of new feelings towards the second person in that relationship that he’s not willing to look at too closely because that will just complicate things further which is the last thing he needs so instead he just directs all his irritation at kai until literally everyone is pissed off at him. And then Cole is with Kai and happy about that but also feeling a bit guilty because he’s been aware of his crush on zane for ages and even if he’s with Kai now and likes Kai a lot that crush hasn’t exactly… gone away even though it’s clear by now that he’s never going to reciprocate and does that make him a bad boyfriend? Is he an awful person should he try avoiding zane will that help? And then he tried that and on no that just makes the aching hole in his chest worse and now Jay’s constantly snippy with him too and he can’t figure out what he’s doing wrong and he’s certain that it’s somehow going to end in all the people he cares about most hating him. Kai is somehow winning most normal about all this prize by being willing to acknowledge that he probably has a crush on everyone at least a little bit and not being upset with himself for it but also if any of the others got together without him he Would Not take it well lmao. And then Zane’s watching all of them pair off and form attachments like ‘wow… it’s so great that all my friends care for each other and love each other so deeply. :) it’s so great that they all have these feelings for each other that they will surely one day work out and reciprocate and then I will forever be on the outside because there is an invisible pane of glass separating me from the rest of the world and surely they could never feel the same way about me :).” And then he never voices any of this out loud obviously. Because he has problems

[aterfish]

Not a spoiler cos i didnt even see the trailer but as i cannot watch the s2p2 this is how i imagine this season

[general-yasur]

The days blur together while Lloyd sits on the front porch of the monastery, and waits for the sky to split open and bleed purple so he can nurture it back to the beautiful blue he admires

72 hours after the merge and cell towers were still down, and access to the internet was but a dream. If you wanted to talk with someone, you had to get up on your own two feet and go looking for yourself, not knowing if the person you were looking for was a neighborhood or a realm away.

He marched into Ninjago City in his brilliant green gi looking for his family, only to be bombarded with panicked crowds of people. Many scrambling to find loved ones or raiding stores for supplies. He was shoved and pushed around and for a moment he didn’t even recognize the city he grew up protecting. He was instantly recognized and adults and children alike ran to him for answers, for help…. And hope.

He sweated, choked on his words, and cowardly fled the scene. He couldn’t lead them, he couldn’t bare to be a figure head when he himself had so many questions and feelings left unresolved.

Hours turned into weeks but he couldn’t tell if it felt like days or months. He hesitated when he couldn’t remember if Kai left the monastery to search for their family three days ago or a week ago. Shame was written over his heart, much like when he abandoned his duties after Nya’s passing.

He passed the time by cleaning, it was always the thing that gave him a sense of normalcy whenever he craved it. His home was filled with bittersweet memories and keepsakes from his family, he felt a responsibility to protect their home, it was the least he could do.

72 hours after Kai left the monastery, Lloyd found a camera after digging in a closet. He powered it up and dug into the footage, reliving the days from his past, the ones before the merge. It was all too bitter and sweet all the same, and his tears fled from his eyes.

72 hours after he found that camera, he couldn’t bare to see it collect dust on the coffee table where Kai and Cole spend hours playing video games. He grabbed the camera, dressed himself in anything but green, and left the monastery for the first time in weeks.

He marched toward the city but was stopped in his tracks. It almost felt like possession, and in some way, it did feel like fear had possessed him.

He couldn’t bare to take another step, but he could raise his camera, and so he snapped a picture of Ninjago City in the distance. He hid behind the lense, and only then could he face what his home— his world, has become.

He kept his distance, out of sight out of mind he thought, as he snapped pictures of the city streets, raided stores, and crowds of people looking for loved ones.

He hid behind the lense for so long he nearly became a myth, and when Wyldfire came to him with a shoebox full of those photos, he brought his hands to his chest, instinctively wanting to snap a photo and remain behind those lenses.

[feat-ryuu]

i’m about to watch s5 in korean can’t wait to hear lloyd’s bloodcurdling scream during my lunch break🤭😌

[chaos-doodles-shit]

Ninjago when you bring Morro back please let Lloyd find him in a crazy party place that all the ghosts have made called like Club Departed or some shit

[cable-salamdr]

*screenshots these two moments and shoves them into your hands before running away*

(First is from s2ep1, second is from s2ep10)

[prinvessdior]

after 8 months I have returned to u, and all I can offer u is vaguely self indulgent blonde lego man 😞 we’re going to also ignore how this was SUPERRR impulsive

sorry for the mostly word vomit of me going crazy but if I did not write at least SOMETHING for this man I think my brain would’ve gone boom still getting back into the swing of things (as always) but please enjoy!

Might’ve been under the influence of a green plant aswell

brief summary: Lloyd breaks down ur window in the middle of the night cuz he wants to watch the stars with you, but you’re the only star in his sky teehee

WC: 850 (ish, tried to get to 1k 😞 didn’t make it)

Tap. Taptaptaptap.

‘nope. better not check that’

Being rudely awakened around midnight wasn’t something most people would appreciate. In the darkness I groaned shifting around in a crumple of sheets and blankets.

sweet silence once again, I blinked back against the darkness of my room. Already awake by the noise, I just got to sleep too. Sighing into the welcome silence. it was probably too early to be alive anyways, eyelids drifting shut once more, lulling me into a peaceful slumber.

Taptaptap THUD.

��GOD- Okay!”

Fumbling, I threw the covers off my body standing on shaky, tired legs as I pushed back my bedhead from my face trying to get some semblance of what was happening anyways.

There were a few more taps at my window as I cautiously made my way towards the haunting item.

‘Okay rationalize first actions second. You live on the second floor so obviously no one is at your window. No plants grow up this high either. Oh what if..’

no that’s silly ghosts aren’t real.

Deciding to give up on rationality, I stepped in front of my window pulling back the curtains quicker than I really should’ve.

“Ah, darkness.”

“Wow, that’s kinda hurtful.”

“OHMY GOD-“

I’d know that voice anywhere, though not at midnight, when my brain is barley working and I’m still reeling in how the hell did my boyfriend get to my second story window.

oh yeah. Ninja. Whatever.

unceremoniously, I threw myself back from the window arms shot in the air not expecting my damn window to respond to me.

“Window god I am sorry for disappointing yo-“

“Can you just let me in please?”

I skipped giddily back over to my window, deciding to ignore my former embarrassment to instead unlock the window for Lloyd, still clad in the green ninja gi, hop down from my windowsill.

“Missed you,” he sighed out dreamily opening his arms to welcome me into a hug. Happily, I extended my own to wrap around his torso as he brought me in close for a much needed hug.

He sat his chin atop my head his arms winding around my waist and resting there comfortably, we stayed like that for awhile. The only noise being the ticking of the clock next to my nightstand and our mixed rising and falling of our chests.

Slowly, I could feel myself falling asleep once again it’d been so so long since I’d seen Lloyd last. Despite how badly I craved to soak up all his attention like a sponge, how warm he was how it felt to be held again by him was too nice.. yeah this is home.

“Are you sleeping standing up?”

“No.”

he laughed, like really laughed the kind where you snort and have to hold a hand up to your mouth to cover the strength of your giggles.

I whined at the loss of his arms falling towards him onto his chest to steal more of his warmth.

“Don’t fall asleep just yet, don’t you wanna go on a ride?” Lloyd asked as he snuck a finger under my chin to tilt my head up to face him, he was smiling. He’s pretty.

“Huh?”

I tilted my head not quite focused on whatever he was saying, he snorted in amusement. “It’s really pretty on the mountain, plus it’s a clear night and we can take a drive up there to stargaze, maybe if-if you want.”

Yep. Totally awake!

I smiled wrapping my arms around Lloyd’s neck especially because of how by the end of his suggestion the tips of his ears turned pink and his pretty green eyes tore away from mine for a moment.

“Yeah, lemme put on better clothes and I’ll meet you.” I nodded pointing down to the pajamas I was still currently wearing, Lloyd’s gaze followed my finger and I had half a mind to curse my half awake brain.

“Oh- yeah Kay.”

He released me with pink cheeks turning his back to me to face the window, I could only giggle at his back and I saw his shoulders sag slightly at that as I made my way to my closet. Well.. these clothes aren’t that bad just a jacket and well, shoes.

“Alright!”

I announced returning dutifully to Lloyd’s side interlocking our fingers together, “Ready?” He asked as he looked down to our joint hands back to my face with a bashful smile.

“Yep! I’ll tell you all about the stars.” I mused dramatically turning to unlock the window with my free hand, though I missed the soft sigh and murmur that passed through Lloyd’s lips as we made our descent.

“Luckily, I have my very own.”

[e-adlirez]

*peeks* Hi Ninjago fandom

In the aftermath of the color names tournament poll thing, I offer this

I hope you didn’t mind me being hella committed to the Violet propaganda haha

And hopefully I got the boys’ characters right, I crammed the chaos panel in a single hour (very fast for me at like 1AM)

Special thanks to Ophi in the GS Discord for making a pseudo-rp scenario so funny I had to make a thing of it

[iloveacronix]

@kyokittymeow History sillies doodle

[heal2ninjagogirl]

5 days before all hell on the ninjago fandom breaks loose