#nick schnee

[rwac96]

Shallot: *is dressed up like Santa* "This is fucking ridiculous..."

Weiss: "Shallot! Remember: Be jolly."

*Willow enters the living room, carrying a squirming eleven-month-old Nick*

Willow: *cooing to her grandson* "Look who it is, Nicky, Santa!"

Nick: *happily babbles* "Sanda! Sanda!"

Shallot: *as Santa* "Ho! Ho! Ho! Heya, lil' one!"

[zexapher]

This is so cute! Little Weiss sharing a moment with her grandpa.

Thought I'd share something of our own Old Nick to celebrate Saint Nicholas day. Nice work, weisscoldglare!

a brightly coloured Grampa Schnee

[notmaplemable]

Von Habsburg

Jaune: So you get it?

Adrian: ...No.

Jaune: Okay, then we'll do the song to explain it then.

Adrian: The song?

*Music starts playing from nowhere*

Jaune: *Singing* Now, many many years ago when I was twenty three. I was married to a widow, who was pretty as could be.

Willow: Hello Adrian.

Jaune: This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of white.

Winter: We all do.

Jaune: My father fell in love with her and soon the two were wed.

Nick: It can be lonely being a widower.

Jaune: This made my dad my son-in-law, and changed my very life My daughter was my mother. 'Cause she was my father's wife.

Adrian: ...

Jaune: To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy, I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

Jaune: My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad. And so became my uncle. Though it made me very sad.

Nick: It's not that bad.

Jaune: For if he was my uncle, that also made him the brother of the widow's grown-up daughter. Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Jaune: My father's wife then had a son, that kept them on the run, and he became my grandchild. For he was my daughter's son.

Winter: It is a bit strange.

Jaune: My wife is now my mother's mother. And it makes me blue, because, she is my wife. She's my grandmother too.

Jaune: Now, if my wife is my grandmother then, I am her grandchild. And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild.

Weiss: As it should.

Jaune: For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw. As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

*Music ends*

Jaune: So does that explain it?

Adrian: ...The fact that you've done this without any actual incest is a testament to the fact that the universe either loves you or hates you.

[howlingday]

Oh god....I just had another revelation on the mentor Au

Jaune: Ardyn Izunia

Ruby: Nick Ramos (Dead rising)

Winter: neuvillette (Genshin)

Ooh, those are pretty good selections. Maybe this could've been a redemption arc (no pun intended) for the villainous usurper of FFXV.

And an ingenuitive everyman (but not really because plot) as Ruby's creative mentor would also have been an interesting choice.

And as for Neuvillette... I wish I had an answer to this one, because along with my ABYSMAL KNOWLEDGE LEVEL of Geshin Impact, they also look very similar to Winter, though the increased power scale as a dragon would also be interesting.

Feel free to use these ideas for your own mentor AUs!

[cseni-bean]

This year was experimenting and trying new things thanks to my wonderful friends support and imputs ^^

[rwac96]

Nick (4 Years Old): "SANTA!" *runs towards 'Santa'*

Shallot: *dressed as Santa* "Ho, Ho, Ho!! Heya, lil' guy!" *internally* 'Weird, but anything for Ruccollo.'

Weiss: *smiles at the scene* "This is so precious."

Willow: *taking pictures with a camera* "It sure is."

(Ask, Original AU, Crossover AU) (Fusion AU) Weiss does her best to convince Shallot to follow the Santa Clause tradition for their son, Nick. How does she convince him it's not malicious lying? (Married AU, Future AU)

Weiss: I honestly have no idea how I did it. But I manged to convince the muscle-brained dunce to dress up for Nicholas/Ruccollo.

Weiss looked over to see her husband flying up on the rooftop to begin Christmas tradition.

[ein-schnee-sturm]

((A less serious hc for Winter, after the last one. Instead of coffee, Winter starts her day with honigessig wasser (honey, apple cider vinegar, and hot water), the same way Nicholas did.))

[bobauthorman]

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

RWBY

[zexapher]

I Wish Schnee a Merry Christmas

Of course, I wish thee a merry Christmas, too. Happy holidays, everyone! I thought I’d put together something new and festive to celebrate with you all, and I’m quite happy with how it turned out.

A nice, gripping story to pull at the heart strings; Weiss’s once cheerful home with Old Nick, the sad times with her family under Jacques, then finding a welcoming new home among her friends, and going on to build happy holiday memories with her new family. Of course, given a little more time, I think I’d have added a few moments of Klein and Winter sneaking a few gifts in during Weiss’s childhood. I definitely see them breaking Jacques’s rules a little to give Weiss a few more happy moments.

This is pretty much how I headcanon holiday celebrations for the Schnees. Nicholas was a big ol’ Santa Claus, Jacques doesn’t care about family celebrations and leaves it all to corporate events, and then a big welcoming friend’s party from the teams that Weiss isn’t used to, only for Weiss to then fully embrace it and be super into the holiday spirit and very involved with her new family’s celebrations.

As for editing, I had a good bit of fun recreating Jacques’s and Willow’s legs, adding in a reflection for them, and pulling all the color out of the Christmas tree to make it a very Schnee blue. Feels good to see the progress in my editing skills since I started brushing up on them last year. I can do a lot more and a lot faster now, this whole thing was just some on and off work over the past week. Like changing Zwei’s black fur to that rusty red-brown, that’s something quick and easy to do now, and looks good.

Anyway, happy holidays again, hope you enjoy the season and this edit as much as I do! It’s my present to all of you!

[multiversal-pig-outing]

It was supposed to be one last score one last hurray before retiring and focusing on raising her daughter. Of course our last hurray needs a challenge so she picked the biggest Target in the world the schnee family. It was easy enough to break in but what she saw sent a chill down her spine a man shooting a woman dead a baby crying and a gun pointed out a baby.

Kali doesn't hesitate for a moment attacking the man beating him with an inch of his life however he did get a shot off that permanently nicked her ear.

On her escape she grabbed the baby and ran never looking back.

*After everything Kali felt a wave of all kind of emotions crushing abound her. Has she stared at the baby. No older than her own daughter. A baby girl with white hair and fair skin. She stop crying after a while. Now a sleeping close to her. Unknowing that she was taken from her home her biological mother most likely dead. She cant just give the infant away. For many reasons one of which the person who was going to kill her could come back. Well she did wanted to give Blake a sister.*

[kitkatopinions]

"Blake's TRUE color is purple, the black was only ever because of Adam" Friend, if that was the case her name wouldn't literally mean black. You guys were watching the color show originally centered around color where the color oriented team rwby who had names with the first initial of their color made by someone who was so particular about color that he almost made all dust red just so he didn’t throw off Weiss's color scheme. You really think that if Blake's TRUE color was always meant to be purple, she'd be named Blake?

Also, people only ever offer Blake 'breaking away from Adam' and 'getting healthy and confident' as reasons why the writers are acting like she's purple now, but like... Blake hasn't been with Adam at all during the course of the main show. She was completely disillusioned with him, she was against the things he did, she was standing up to him, she was calmly articulating the way she felt about him, she was making friends, learning to trust, went on a date for God's sake, all within the first three seasons. And the backsliding that happened because of the fall of beacon was dealt with and left her more confident than ever, reunited with her parents and Ilia, 'reclaiming the White Fang' from him even though that was a badly done mess, etc, all prior to reuniting with Team RWBY by the way. Killing Adam in volume six was completely unnecessary to Blake's journey of healing and actually logically would've made her backslide again, and as I've said before, Blake turning into a meek flinching passive person trying to manage her partner's temper and hiding behind said partner when her seventeen year old teammate raises her voice makes it seem like Blake is actively LESS healthy than ever before.

People literally only say that about "purple is really Blake's color, the black is just Adam" because they're unable to see Blake outside of Bumbleby and use Adam as a fallback hatesink for anything she once was that contradicts it. Also I want these people to stop calling their ship bumbleby and find something purple and yellow to call their ship, like LarryBoy or something. Also Also I want them to stop singing Red Like Roses, because "Black the beast descends from shadow-" Oh ADAM that must mean ADAM because Blake's color isn't black! /s

Also the same can be said for Weiss. "White was the Jacques color, blue is really what Weiss's color really is" A. Her name means white. B. You’re telling me that in V4 at the height of when the writers want you to think Jacques is so cruelly controlling her, she's wearing that dull gray-ish blue dress and absolutely no white, and that wasn’t meant to be symbolic at all? And when she leaves she puts on the wide white belt, and you thought that... What, meant that Jacques still had a hold on her or something? Also, C. I could be wrong, but doesn't Nicholas Schnee who the writers are billionaire simps for and Weiss admires and calls a hero ALSO wear tons of white? If Weiss is shedding Jacques (represented by white) and embracing the True Blueblooded GOOD Billionaire Schnee name (blue) then wouldn't old Nick Schnee be decked out in blue?

And legitimately, the writers might've randomly decided while writing V6 that Weiss's color should be blue and Blake's color should be purple and THEY might have come up with those same dumb excuses, but they're not good excuses and I absolutely DO NOT believe that Blake's color being black and Weiss's color being white was originally meant to 'show us they weren't being their true selves' or that they were 'getting held back' and so on and so forth. Every time I see people say that, I roll my eyes so hard.

[rwac96]

Baby's First Words (Ancient Snow)

Weiss: "Shallot, no more profanity around Nick!"

Shallot: "Oh, c'mon! When have I ever--?"

Weiss: *annoyed* "May I remind you of the 'repeat game'?"

---

*Shallot holds 9mo-Old Nick/Ruccollo, who happily gurgles & babbles*

Shallot: "Okay, Ruccollo, who's Daddy's enemies?"

Nick: *giggles* "Fuck Twuntee-Un! Fuck Zahha!"

Shallot: *chuckles* "That's right!" *brings him closer* "That's my boy!"

Nick: "Fuck Freezah! Fuck Cindah!"

---

Shallot: *clears his throat* "In my defense, I'm teaching him the difference between friend and foe."

Pyrrha: *comes in, holding her 9mo-Old son, JayJay* "Hello again."

JayJay: *waves his baby hand* "Babah!"

Nick: *crawls up behind Weiss* "Fuck Peerah!"

Pyrrha: *shock* "WHAT?!"

Weiss: "Nicholas, no!" *kneels down and picks up her son* "That is an uncouth thing to say." *turns her glare to Shallot*

Shallot: *gulps* "Uh, slip of the tongue."

[aspoonofsugar]

Merry Schnees-Mas!

It's Christmas, so here comes a short meta on the Schnees' secondary allusion, which is rooted in the founder of the SDC: Nicholas Schnee.

NICHOLAS AS SANTA CLAUS

Nicholas alludes to Santa Claus:

He is called "Old Nick"

He has a white beard and wears a red cape with white fur

He lives in the Kingdom of Winter and is the Head of the Schnee (snow) family

He is famous for being fair and generous

He is the founder of a company who produces the equivalent of magic (Dust) and is known all around the world

Under his leadership the SDC is small, but famous for its quality, fairness and genuine values.

JACQUES AS A GOBLIN-JACK FROST

Jacques alludes to Jack Frost:

His name Jacques is similar to Jack and his surname Gelè means frost in French

He is associated with cold, as he makes his family's life cold and lonely through his abuse

Jack Frost is often depicted positively and is even considered Santa Claus's helper. For example, he makes snow fall, so that Santa can camouflage himself in the sky. Obviously, Jacques is an inversion, as he tricks Willow and Nicholas in trusting him with the SDC. In short, he is a false friend to them: he acts as the embodyment of winter, only to reveal himself as a cruel goblin. Like the one who builds the evil mirror in The Snow Queen. Or like Santa Claus's most famous enemies.

Under him, the Company grows and starts exporting in the whole world. Still, the workers are exploited and more and more unethical methods are used. The SDC and the Schnee Family both lose their identity.

THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS

Let's review:

Nicholas founds a company built on mutual help, fairness and quality

Jacques comes and makes it bigger and more successful, but sacrifices its people for it

Doesn't it sound similar to what capitalism does to Santa Claus and Christmas itself?

Then the point may very well be that the Schnee Family needs to rediscover the "true meaning of Christmas" and Nicholas's original ideals.

Luckily, a certain snowflake is on it:

Weiss: I don’t know who you think you are, but let me tell you who I am: I am the granddaughter of a hero and a child of a villain. I am a citizen of a fallen Kingdom and an heir to nothing. I will not be defined by my name because I will be the one to define it. I am Weiss Schnee, and I am a Huntress!

Weiss is bound to rebuild the Schnee Family legacy and to define what her surname stands for.

Interestingly, our Snowhite is also tied to resurrection (as per her fairy tale) and to religious symbolism:

And what is Christmas, if not the celebration of Jesus's birthday? The child who will die and be reborn to save humanity?

I would say our Snow Angel's chances to succeed are pretty high!

Merry Christmas to whoever celebrates! And Happy Holidays to everybody!

[marcmarcmomarc]

RWBY (Behind the Voice Actors)

MAIN RWBY CAST

Ruby Rose: Lindsay Jones

Weiss Schnee: Kara Eberle and 1 other

Casey Lee Williams

Blake Belladonna: Arryn Zech

Yang Xiao Long: Barbara Dunkelman

Jaune Arc: Miles Luna

Nora Valkyrie: Samantha Ireland

Lie Ren: Monty Oum and 1 other

Neath Oum

RECURRING ROLES

Qrow Branwen: Vic Mignogna and 1 other

Ernesto Jason Liebrecht

Oscar Pine: Aaron Dismuke

Professor Ozpin: Shannon McCormick

Cinder Fall: Jessica Nigri

James Ironwood: Jason Rose

Emerald Sustrai: Katie Newville

Sun Wukong: Michael Jones

Pyrrha Nikos: Jen Brown

Penny Polendina: Taylor McNee

Mercury Black: J.J. Castillo and 1 other

Yuri Lowenthal

Winter Schnee: Elizabeth Maxwell

Salem: Jen Taylor

Neopolitan: No Voice Actor

Dr. Arthur Watts: Christopher Sabat

Tyrian Callows: Jessie James Grelle

Hazel Rainart: William Orendorff

Bartholomew Oobleck: Joel Heyman

Peter Port: Ryan Haywood and 1 other

Anthony Sardinha

Maria Calavera: Melissa Sternenberg

Adam Taurus: Garrett Hunter

Robyn Hill: Cristina Valenzuela

Roman Torchwick: Gray G. Haddock and 2 others

Billy Kametz

Christopher Wehkamp

Neptune Vasilias: Kerry Shawcross

Glynda Goodwitch: Kathleen Zuelch

Jacques Schnee: Jason Douglas

Raven Branwen: Anna Hullum

Clover Ebi: Christopher Wehkamp

Elm Ederne: Dawn M. Bennett

Marrow Amin: Marrow Amin

Harriet Bree: Anairis Quiñones

Vine Zeki: Todd Womack

Ghira Belladonna: Kent Williams

Whitley Schnee: Howard Wang

Ilia Amitola: Cherami Leigh

Kali Belladonna: Tara Platt

Taiyang Xiao Long: Burnie Burns

Vernal: Amber Lee Connors

Little: Luci Christian

Somewhat: Luci Christian

May Marigold: Kdin Jenzen

Joanna Greenleaf: Marissa Lenti

Fiona Thyme: Michele Everheart

Dr. Pietro Polendina: Dave Fennoy

Klein Sieben: J. Michael Tatum

Corsac Albain: Derek Mears

Fennec Albain: Mike McFarland

Leonardo Lionheart: Daman Mills

Curious Cat: Robbie Daymond

Coco Adel: Ashley Jenkins

Velvet Scarlatina: Caiti Ward

Yatsuhashi Daichi: Joe MacDonald

Cardin Winchester: Adam Ellis

Caroline Cordovin: Mela Lee

Jabberwalker: Richard Norman

Jinn: Colleen Clinkenbeard

Flynt Coal: Flynt Flossy

Neon Katt: Meg Turney

Saphron Cotta-Arc: Lindsay Sheppard

Terra Cotta-Arc: Jamie Smith

Blacksmith: Kimlinh Tran

Lil’ Miss Malachite: Luci Christian

Willow Schnee: Caitlin Glass

The Hound: Ernesto Jason Liebrecht

Hei “Junior” Xiong: Jack Pattillo

Miltia Malachite: Maggie Tominey

Melanie Malachite: Maggie Tominey

Zwei: Penny Layne Matthews

Ozma: Aaron Dismuke and 1 other

Shannon McCormick

God of Light: Chase McCaskill

God of Darkness: Bruce DuBose

Ambrosius: Valentine Stokes

Jinxy: Brendan Blaber

Red Prince: Michael Malconian

Herbalist: Christopher Guerrero

Creatures of Grimm: William Orendorff

MINOR ROLES

Announcer: Jeff Williams

AK-130 Android: Shane Newville

Shopkeep: Patrick Rodriguez

Goons: William Lopez and 1 other

Isaiah Torres

Cyril Ian: Patrick Rodriguez

Lisa Lavender: Jen Brown

Student: Kerry Shawcross

Russel Thrush: Shane Newville

Police Officers: Burnie Burns and 1 other

Joel Heyman

Sailors: Isaiah Torres and 1 other

Daniel Fabelo

White Fang Goon: Chris Martin

Penny’s Driver: Alan Abdine

Tukson: Adam Ellis

CCT AI: Megan Castro

Schnee Corp Operator: Emily McBride

Atlas Soldiers: Jon Risinger and 19 others

Patrick Rodriguez

Shane Newville

Kerry Shawcross

Josh Flanagan

Jeb-Aguilar Kendrick

J.D. Arredondo

Kirk Johnson

Alena Lecorchick

Tony Salvaggio

César Altagracia

Quentin Holtz

Nicholas Swift

Ed Whetstone

Cody Hawkins

Andrea Ratsos

Noël Wiggins

Dalton Allen

Nick Cramer

White Fang Lieutenant: Gray G. Haddock

“Deery”: Maggie Tominey

Student: Jacob Strickler

Perry: Kyle Taylor

White Fang Goons: Austin Hardwicke and 3 others

Miles Luna

Dustin Matthews

Josh Ornelas

Councilman: Gray G. Haddock

Reese Chloris: Erin Winn

Bolin Hori: Jon Risinger

Brawnz Ni: Blaine Gibson

Roy Stallion: No Voice Actor

Nolan Porfirio: Aaron Marquis

May Zedong: No Voice Actor

Bartender: Markus Horstmeyer

Nebula Violette: Kate Warner

Scarlet David: Gavin Free

Dew Gayl: Kim Newman

Sage Ayana: Josh Ornelas

Gwen Darcy: Mylissa Zelechowski

Octavia Ember: Claire Hogan

Video Game Announcer: Gray G. Haddock

Ciel Soleil: Yssa Badiola

Salesman: César Altagracia

Woman: Kate Warner

Man: Robert Reynolds

Large Man: Alex Leonard

Inn Keeper: Joe MacDonald

Crying Child Illusion: Maggie Tominey

Amber: Laura Bailey

Paramedic: Jon Risinger

Atlas Security Guard: Jonathan Floyd

Haven Tourist: Robert Reynolds

News Reporter: Tyler Coe

Broadcast Op: Cole Gallian

Warning Announcer: Kate Warner

Atlas Ship Captain: Travis Willingham

Blue Three: Andrea Caprotti

Mayor: Mike McFarland

Blacksmith: Christopher Guerrero

Dying Huntsman: Alejandro Saab

Captain: Bruce Carey

Reporter 01: Tyler Coe

Reporter 02: Amber Lee Connors

Reporter 03: Jason Douglas

Crew Member 1: Yunhao Zhang

First Mate: Derrek Ziegler

Crew Member 2: Chris Kokkinos

Oscar’s Aunt: Marissa Lenti

Higanbana Waitress: Kim Newman

Businessman: Scott Frerichs

Businesswoman: Amber Lee Connors

Henry Marigold: Alejandro Saab

Angry Businessman: Nick Landis

Waiter: Kyler Smith

Trophy Wife: Felecia Angelle

Husband: Chris Kokkinos

An Ren: Dawn M. Bennett

Lie Ren (young): Apphia Yu

Young Blacksmith: Connor Pickens

Tall Boy: Scott Frerichs

Short Boy: Marissa Lenti

Medium Boy: Amber Lee Connors

Li Ren: Kaiji Tang

Nora Valkyrie (young): Kristen McGuire

Mistral Pilot: Stan Lewis

Atlas Pilot: Richard Norman

Train Announcer: Alena Lecorchick

Mistral Pilot: Reina Scully

Menagerie Guard: Gio Coutinho

Bartender: Zane Rutledge

Shay D. Mann: Clifford Chapin

Sienna Khan: Monica Rial

Bandit One: Chris Kokkinos

Saber Rodentia: William Ball

Bandit Two: Billy B. Burson III

Worried Mother: Victoria Holden

Mata: Scott Frerichs

Yuma: Nick Landis

Ramen Shop Owner: Nick Landis

Small Girl: Emily Fajardo

Trifa: Emily Fajardo

Menagerie Guard 1: Stan Lewis

Menagerie Guard 2: Jenn K. Tidwell

Faunus 01: Willem W. Keetell

Faunus 02: Ariel LaCroix

Young Faunus Woman: Christine Stuckart

Older Faunus Man: Patrick Rodriguez

White Fang Members: Luis “Paco” Vazquez and 2 others

Willem W. Keetell

Jenn K. Tidwell

Mistral Police Captain: Jamie Smith

White Fang Guards: Christine Stuckart and 2 others

César Altagracia

Connor Pickens

Dee: Alex Mai

Dudley: Christopher Guerrero

Mistral Woman: Lauren Aptekar

Newscaster: Ethan Marler

Body Guard: Jenn K. Tidwell

Frightened Man: Richard Norman

Eldest Daughter: Jenn K. Tidwell

Youngest Daughter: Lauren Aptekar

Tock: Ruth Urquhart

Adrian Cotta-Arc: Lucella Wren Clary

Nubuck Guards: Kyle Phillips

Red Haired Woman: Jen Brown

Terminal Soldier: Connor Pickens

Argus Air Control: Danzer Koehler

Manta Two-Two: Noël Wiggins

Manta Three-Four: Dalton Allen

Manta Two-One: Melanie Stern

Manta Two-Four: Joe Clary

Atlas Air Traffic Female: Alena Lecorchick

Drunk Mann: Joel Mann

Drinking Buddy: Dustin Matthews

Forest: Eric Baudour

Pilots: Billy B. Burson III and 1 other

Todd Womack

Fria: Luci Christian

Newscaster: Scott Morgan

Mantle Citizen: Kirk Johnson

Mantle Patrol: Quentin Holtz

News Broadcaster: Kyle Taylor

AK-200 Driver: Ed Whetstone

Patrol: Connor Pickens

Waiters: Kirk Johnson and 1 other

Christine Stuckart

Female Dinner Guest: Lauren Aptekar

Councilman Sleet: Chad James

Councilwoman Camilla: Anairis Quiñones

Mantle Child: Brooke Olson

Citizens: Quentin Holtz and 5 others

Nikita Steele

Nicholas Swift

Jenn K. Tidwell

Alena Lecorchick

Ed Whetstone

Manta Team Delta: Richard Norman

Atlas Pilots: Ed Whetstone and 1 other

Alena Lecorchick

Atlas Commander: Zoe Terhune and 1 other

Kate Daigler

Atlas Technician: Alena Lecorchick

Reporter: Nick Schwartz

Mother: Jenn K. Tidwell

Disgruntled Grandmother: Christine Stuckart

Fiona’s Uncle: Gus Sorola

Crimson: César Altagracia

Mechanical Voice: Andrea Ratsos

Operator: Nick Schwartz

Madame: Linda Leonard

Step-Sisters: Amanda Lee

Rhodes: Christian Young

Commanders: Billy B. Burson III and 2 others

Kdin Jenzen

Zack Watkins

Child: Alexia Cruz

Father: Matthew Cruz

Computer Terminal: Alanah Pearce

Atlas Officer: Billy B. Burson III

CCT Voice: Jackie Izawa

Civilian: Chris Demarais

Summer Rose: Morgan Lauré Garrett

The Bird: Richard Norman

Mouse: Brendan Blaber

Mouse Leader: Jamie Battle

Townsperson: Jamie Battle

Toy Soldiers: Nick Cramer and 4 others

Billy B. Burson III

Kdin Jenzen

Cody Hawkins

Michael Malconian

Toy Guard: Brendan Blaber

White Pawns: Brandan Blaber and 3 others

Billy B. Burson III

Jamie Battle

Michael Malconian

Hawker: César Altagracia

Teapot Lady: Kdin Jenzen

Blue Paper Pleaser: Connor Pickens

Yellow Paper Pleaser: Dalton Allen

Green Paper Pleaser: Dustin Matthews

Red Paper Pleaser: Paula Decanini

Purple Paper Pleaser: Yssa Badiola

Genial Gem: Paula Decanini

Alyx: Shara Kirby

Vacuan 1: Eddy Rivas

Vacuan 2: Melinda Bonifay

ADDITIONAL VOICES

Austin Hardwicke

Blaine Gibson

Daniel Fabelo

Dustin Matthews

Harley Dwortz

Jeff Yohn

Kris McMeans

Kristina Nguyen

Luis “Paco” Vazquez

Maggie Tominey

Megan Castro

Shane Newville

Sheena Duquette

Stefanie Hardy

[itsupermanti]

Meanwhile;

Nick: *throws Tai off of Atlas*

Taiyang(getting up from the crater he made upon landing): Is*huff*that the*pant*best you-

Nick: *elbow dropping onto him mid sentence!*

Butting Heads

Yang: Hey Jaune.

Jaune: Yeah?

Yang: Who has the best ass on team RWBY?

Jaune: Why are you asking me?

Yang: You're the only guy we know who's not dating Nora.

Jaune: Huh.

Weiss: Personally I think this whole thing is ridiculous.

Yang: Cause you know you're going to lose.

Blake: So are you Yang.

Yang: Oh please.

Yang: So which one is it Jaune? The Little Schneehind.

Weiss: *Huffs*

Yang: The Fatty Bellabooty.

Blake: Fat in all the right places.

Yang: Or the Perfectly round and firm Dragon Buns.

Jaune: The Rubooty and it's not even close.

Weiss: What!?

Blake: Wow.

Yang: But she's always wearing a skirt. When have you had the chance to see her butt?

Ruby: *Blushing and trying to sneak away*

[howlingday]

Rusted knight au winter lands in everafter time travels and by time team rwby finds them winter and weiss have a kid.

???: HALT!

???: Intruder! Identify yourself!

Jaune: (Sighs) It's me, Nick.

Nick: I said, "Identify yourself!"

Jaune: Girls, this is Nicholas Schnee-Arc, my son.

Nick: F-Father! Don't reveal top secret information!

Weiss: Wait, so this is... my nephew?

Nick: N-No! Incorrect! I have aunts or uncles left alive!

Jaune: That's not what we told you. We said we don't know if they're still alive. And, as you can see, your auntie Weiss is still alive.

Weiss: Please don't call me Auntie Weiss, Arc.

Nick: ...Auntie?

Winter: Nicholas, what's the commotion out... here...

Weiss: P-Put me down, you brute!

Nick: (Hugging with armor on) Oh, Auntie, I'm so happy to finally meet you~!

Winter: W... Weiss?

Weiss: Winter? (Set down) You... You're o-KAY!

Winter: (Squeezing her sister) Oh, Weiss, I... I'm so sorry! I couldn't protect you, and after I fell, I thought...

Jaune: Hey, hey, let's take this conversation inside, okay? Wouldn't want our guests to catch a cold, right?

Yang: Aw... Looks like Vomit Boy managed to build himself a life here

Blake: Mhm. I wonder how long they've been down here.

Ruby: ...