#new old man

[ruthytwoshakes]

HOOOOOOOOOO BOY GUESS WHO FOUND OUT COLUMBO HAS A FANDOM ??????????????????????! . IT IS ME I AM THE PERSON WHO DOUNF OUT !!

[farore05]

He’s about to take over my life I just know it.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[probablytame]

don't play around with feral dogboys. don't chain one up to the bedpost and tease it from afar, making it sit on a vibrator while you touch yourself. good lord do not make the most pretty little whimpers and noises as you do it. sooner or later that thing is going to burst out from its chains and tackle you to the ground as it sinks its teeth into your neck. snarling as it tears open your legs and rams its knot into your hole. and god forbid it's strap knot, because the only thing that's gonna stop it is exhaustion. that thing only sees you as a toy, and it's going to fuck you until you break

[ema-sahdmadhi]

"It seems you've had quite a life..." - Ema Skye, 6-5 Day 1 Investigation

[mischievous-thunder]

How their journey started:

How their relationship officially started:

[carpe-noctvm]

Isle of Skye, Scotland / August 2019

Instagram

[robert-edwin-house]

[tazmiilly]

a snippet of conversation

[slutdge]

So you just want to see old mens fat stomachs out all over the place?

yes

[smugcomputer]

fallout robots (& related) print ^^ preorder the print in A5 or A4

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

i like how mumbo has barely said anything about his base theme this season. he built the mothball and then spent four episodes dicking around. icon

[exhaustedalien]

bub

[squid-ice]

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[hinamie]

hina... have you ever drawn nanami & yuji. pls i need to see them. my reluctant mentor and ray of sunshine. maybe eating together after a mission

cleaned up this request doodle from a while ago <3