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farore05 · 7 months ago

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He’s about to take over my life I just know it.

#god I can not wait #new old man #I need him now

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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DJ music man thinking about his peepaw from SOTM

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf vanessa #dj music man #SOTM #security breach #secret of the mimic #the new (or old?) music man in the SOTM trailer!!#I needed to draw him #I love how their mouth is a giant music box!! so cool!!#I think is so silly and peak actually #I love that the staff bots music man and Helpy all have older versions #that’s just super neat #genuinely I just eat up all these new designs fr fr

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krysmcscience · 7 months ago

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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allskywalkerswhine · 2 years ago

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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

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flaminandgooo · 26 days ago

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Bucky, in his apartment: *drinking his morning coffee while watching the news*

*News broadcast showing Joaquin going after two missiles and Sam surfing on another one while getting shot at*

Bucky, slowly putting down his cup and staring at the TV blankly: ... Oh my god, there's two of them.

#old man's about to have a stroke #his husband looks hot but dammit Sam do not get yourself blown up please he just learned to make gumbo #sambucky #bucky barnes #sam wilson #captain america #joaquin torres #captain america brave new world #cabnw #cabnw spoilers #gigiposts

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keferon · 3 months ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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papanowo · 2 months ago

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what is their problem like actually

#coming out as a stony shipper :P #also before anyone says it. hear me tf out on tonys shoes ok #i wanted to give him rdjs high heels but also i think he should have somethink with shoelaces. so basically high heel sneakers babey !!1 #my art #marvel #mcu #tony stark #iron man #steve rogers #captain america #stony #stevetony #also i didnt use any references for this one so if it looks weird just LOOK AWAY (story of my life)#edit are we calling this stevetony now? is this a new thing? am i old???

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teaboot · 26 days ago

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YOOOOO CHECK THIS SHIT OUT I FOUND BATTERY-OPERATED AM/FM RADIO HEADPHONES

I’M NEVER USING WIFI DATA SPOTIFY ITUNES YOUTUBE MUSIC APP SHIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN

#FUCK YEAH #I HATE APPS I HATE APPS I HATE RENTAL MEDIA #there was an ancient battery in it but it didn’t explode or corrode or ANYTHING so she’s just a bit dusty #Needs new padding and has a weird glue stain on one side but otherwise GOLDEN #OG WIRELESS HEADPHONES BAYBEE #like yeah there’s ads on the radio but there’s ads everywhere at least these are local businesses #God I hope I can make them work #I’m so excited #This is the first time I’ve encountered shit from my childhood and sincerely felt like we moved backwards tech wise #I love you analog media I love you radio stations I love you shit that doesnt rely on the internet for fucking everything #Oh no I’m becoming that weird old man in the woods

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mischievous-thunder · 3 months ago

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Wade's freaky kitty is flourishing

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month ago

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Something Old, Something New.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #a-yuan #Hey now! It's been a long while since we've seen that hair style!#Something old - in the way you see a little glimpse of a boy that died a long time ago #Something new in a man who has a new direction and purpose. Somehow it is still you. But you can't ever be that *you* again.#I think grief comes from a mourning of futures we lost. We associate it with love-#-but what else do we mourn if not the future we had with them? So too do we feel grief over the future our past self once hoped for.#I love the radish extra because it is so sweet and so full of small sorrows.#WWX is as playful as always with A-Yuan but there is a constant presence of how he no longer sees a future for himself.#Be it in the way he talks about the impossibility of him having children.#Or in the way he creates this silly and artificial game of helping A-yuan grow-up faster.#It's always about the moment to moment with him. Tomorrow isn't guaranteed.#His major hubris moment has yet to come but I would strongly argue that the seeds of doubt were already gestating.#It might be a bit of a 'ship tease' moment when WWX comments that his idea kid would be more like LWJ than himself -#But I consider it to be a true (if unconscious) sentiment that he sees himself as having gone down the wrong path.#It's not a 'I want LWJ to have my kids' moment. It's an 'if I were to have kid - I'd want them to never know what I went through.'#WWX is the parent that breaks the cycle. He walked for 10km through the corpse piles everyday and by god he's driving you to school.#LWJ is also a cycle breaker parent but in the opposite direction. He packs chocolate chip cookies and extra snacks in your bag.

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robert-edwin-house · 10 months ago

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#courier dialogue #fnv #fallout new vegas #fallout #yes man #i love what internet has done to old people sometimes

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probablytame · 10 months ago

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don't play around with feral dogboys. don't chain one up to the bedpost and tease it from afar, making it sit on a vibrator while you touch yourself. good lord do not make the most pretty little whimpers and noises as you do it. sooner or later that thing is going to burst out from its chains and tackle you to the ground as it sinks its teeth into your neck. snarling as it tears open your legs and rams its knot into your hole. and god forbid it's strap knot, because the only thing that's gonna stop it is exhaustion. that thing only sees you as a toy, and it's going to fuck you until you break

#old writing new coat of paint #man i hate being anxious i talk all this shit and then irl am like Ouuuh Idont Know... Im Scareed....#t4t nsft #t4t puppy #ftm nsft #ftm puppy #bd/sm puppy #probably yapping

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apfel-strudelz · 3 months ago

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