#never did it

[tastyliltina]

Rate this Vore trope: Theatrical/Dramatic Preds singing a whole ass musical number to their prey before they eat them.

S+ TIER

Especially if it’s done in a crooning, low purr-like song that curls around the prey and promises them they’ll be safe and sound…probably~.

Pred doing a big tease broadway style? 100%!! Love it so much too if pred is looking over prey, doing subtly scary things like dragging claws, licking their lips, growling…good stuff.

Meanwhile maybe prey’s tied up, stuck to watch as the pred describes exactly how they’re going to love the feeling of prey sliding into their stomach… AUGH yes good stuff~.

[sin-grumps]

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I FINALLY GAVE INTO DOING

[solroswaslost]

Oh yeah, I never said anything about this, but I was going to ship Billy with my fluffynight shipkid, Coco-

Should I introduce them anyway?

[oldandabnormal]

back in the paleolithic i used to record thr voice prompts for the ivr system at work and i day-dreamed about quitting my job and replacing all the hold prompts with honest scripts on my way out the door. "thank you for calling xyz. i hope you enjoy our default hold music. you're going to be here a while. pressing 0 will get you nowhere."

To me, the best embodiment of modern capitalism is in the phrase "please hold, we are experiencing higher than usual call volume". I know it's a lie. You know it's a lie. But you still hear that line every time you call, regardless of the day or time, because it shifts the blame. It tries to prompt you to blame the other callers instead of asking, "Hey, why are they deliberately understaffing their call centers and making it so difficult to get help?" It takes a failing caused by deliberate, profit-focused management choice, and turns it into a problem with the people using the system, rather than one with the system itself. And that pattern, to me, is the epitome of the modern corporate system.

[theofficialuriel]

summary of act 1

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[hiveswap]

my heavy smoker grandparents came over very briefly and the whole house smells like absolute shit now. So I (chronic tumblrina) got thinking.

[problemnyatic]

the steven universe hate is insane bc people are (or at least were) more upset that fictional war criminals got fictional hugs than they recognize that it singlehandedly advanced queer rep in children's media by lightyears and then straight up ate heavy retaliation for the nerve.

It does have real flaws that are worth discussing, but it also put their male protagonist in dresses and skirts and played it straight and even empowering, they aired a lesbian wedding on television, it was a genuinely queer, genuinely diverse piece of media through and through. It did a lot of real good for the real world.

But also the fictional characters caused fictional harm to other fictional characters, and didn't get an onscreen firing squad sentence. So, you know, it's basically ontologically evil in real life.

[volno-pesh]

Wanted to buy something that would have ace flag on it like pin or flag itself, yk accepting myself beside the internet and two friends who know. Of course not like in public stores, nobody does it here; so I searched in online markets with shipping from other countries and oh my god. In every market I searched in, at least two first pages were only sex toys or books with adult content... Sex toys colored in asexual flag. Who did this. Or book telling that sex is the only thing matter. How the fuck that even get in here while searching for literally opposite.

So yea not buying anything, mood gone

[anyknotrants]

-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-

Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?

Damian: *looks up* yes

Bruce: what do you think of her...?

Dick: *tries not to laugh*

Tim: *fails not to laugh*

Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*

Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?

Tim: He's trying to set you up!

Batkids -Damian: *laughs*

Damian: *stares blankly*

Bruce: of course, you don't hav-

Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?

Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*

Steph: *chokes on her drink*

Cass: *smiles*

Batkids: WHAT?!

Bruce: ... I-....

Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!

Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!

Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?

Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon

Damian: I was.

Dick: but you just-

Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*

Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*

Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!

-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-

Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep

Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner

Jon: hehe... fuck

[kazehita]

big fan of the new guy

[cronchy-baguette]

double posting this comic bc tbh it deserves its own post.... thinking about how elphie was definitely crying after she runs off to hide somewhere following popular... what do the two of them think about afterwards....

[eydilily]

you just got to survive

[ot3]

i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.

[doctorsiren]

sock opera