#never did it

[tastyliltina]

Rate this Vore trope: Theatrical/Dramatic Preds singing a whole ass musical number to their prey before they eat them.

S+ TIER

Especially if it’s done in a crooning, low purr-like song that curls around the prey and promises them they’ll be safe and sound…probably~.

Pred doing a big tease broadway style? 100%!! Love it so much too if pred is looking over prey, doing subtly scary things like dragging claws, licking their lips, growling…good stuff.

Meanwhile maybe prey’s tied up, stuck to watch as the pred describes exactly how they’re going to love the feeling of prey sliding into their stomach… AUGH yes good stuff~.

[sin-grumps]

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT I FINALLY GAVE INTO DOING

[solroswaslost]

Oh yeah, I never said anything about this, but I was going to ship Billy with my fluffynight shipkid, Coco-

Should I introduce them anyway?

[oldandabnormal]

back in the paleolithic i used to record thr voice prompts for the ivr system at work and i day-dreamed about quitting my job and replacing all the hold prompts with honest scripts on my way out the door. "thank you for calling xyz. i hope you enjoy our default hold music. you're going to be here a while. pressing 0 will get you nowhere."

To me, the best embodiment of modern capitalism is in the phrase "please hold, we are experiencing higher than usual call volume". I know it's a lie. You know it's a lie. But you still hear that line every time you call, regardless of the day or time, because it shifts the blame. It tries to prompt you to blame the other callers instead of asking, "Hey, why are they deliberately understaffing their call centers and making it so difficult to get help?" It takes a failing caused by deliberate, profit-focused management choice, and turns it into a problem with the people using the system, rather than one with the system itself. And that pattern, to me, is the epitome of the modern corporate system.

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[hiveswap]

my heavy smoker grandparents came over very briefly and the whole house smells like absolute shit now. So I (chronic tumblrina) got thinking.

[pbnmj]

had this almost exact exchange with a kid in my homeroom today and was so enamoured by the fact that a student was ready to dunk on spider-man like he existed in real like that i inflicted it onto pete

[kazehita]

big fan of the new guy

[problemnyatic]

the steven universe hate is insane bc people are (or at least were) more upset that fictional war criminals got fictional hugs than they recognize that it singlehandedly advanced queer rep in children's media by lightyears and then straight up ate heavy retaliation for the nerve.

It does have real flaws that are worth discussing, but it also put their male protagonist in dresses and skirts and played it straight and even empowering, they aired a lesbian wedding on television, it was a genuinely queer, genuinely diverse piece of media through and through. It did a lot of real good for the real world.

But also the fictional characters caused fictional harm to other fictional characters, and didn't get an onscreen firing squad sentence. So, you know, it's basically ontologically evil in real life.

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers

[ot3]

i dont like the idea that kids these days are doing their fandom rps with ai chatbots. that's how you're supposed to make lifelong friends as a weird really online teen.

[doctorsiren]

sock opera

[prouvaireafterdark]

listen I know it's heartbreaking that Claudia dies and it's understandable to wish she didn't, but let's please not accuse the writers of fridging her. to do so is a fundamental misunderstanding of the story and is frankly insulting to the intelligence and skill of the writers of the show.

Claudia's death, and the overwhelming grief and regret her parents experience because of it, is quite literally the point of the entire story. she dies because Anne's daughter Michele died of leukemia when she was five years old and there was nothing she or her husband could do to prevent it.

writing IWTV was how Anne coped with the unimaginable loss of a parent losing her child. she created a story about a little girl that could not die and then killed her anyway. Claudia's death is a senseless, unavoidable tragedy, just like Michele's was. the grief that haunts Louis and Lestat for the rest of their lives is the same grief that haunted Anne and her husband.

so when you're accusing people of killing Claudia off to benefit a story about two men, please remember that in real life sometimes parents lose their children. please remember Michele Rice.

she's the reason Claudia exists.

she's also the reason Claudia cannot be saved.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[vinceaddams]

John Thingpenter's THE CARP (horror story about river ecology)