#nervous cat

[star-anise]

I really wonder if trauma theorists who say things like "Humans are the only animal that will be in a fright state when physically safe" or "the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't get PTSD" have ever, like

Do you think they've actually ever met an animal?

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

after joking around with @revenyance we had the idea of the gnarpians in regretevator being able to converse by illuminating their whiskers in different patterns for when they’re out of earshot or in he prescence of ‘lesser’ species and I couldn’t help myself from making it with some basic examples

[mizzfizz]

A COINCIDENCE | -> touya todoroki

touya is fuckin' nervous. insanely fuckin' nervous. he's finally meeting your parents for the first time since he started to date you— the love and light of his life.

he knows his burn scars are a little... unsightly, even if you tell them they're not. he knows you're not lying, but you're probably the only one who thinks that way.

he doesn't make a lot of money, and you deserve way more than what he gives you. he knows you get upset when he tells you that because you tell him with a frown, "touya, you give me everything you have and can give me."

he's an ex-con, and no parent wants their daughter dating an ex-con and oh lord why is he still going?

he really wants to leave a good impression on your parents; he's very serious about you with plans of proposing and marrying you in the future.

you tell him your parents won't mind his scars, and that he is a hard-worker, and he's turned over a new leaf. you tell him they'll welcome him with open arms and they'll love him like you love him.

he feels like he's sweating even though he can't, and his scars feel itchy, and his stomach hurts, and his legs feel like jello, and the door is getting closer, or he's getting closer to door, and maybe, he should just explode.

you ring the doorbell to your parents house and squeeze his hand with a smile to try to comfort him.

honestly, it doesn't make him feel better. it makes him feel worse because you look like an angel and he can't believe he's dating someone 100 leagues above him, and your parents are gonna hate him.

but, he appreciates you trying to make him feel better.

he hears a "coming" from who he assumes is your mother. a few moments later the door opens and he comes face to face with—

oh.

oh, this cannot be fuckin' happening right now.

karma is a fuckin' bitch and has decided to be the bitchiest bitch at the worst time ever.

"officer," he starts with a gulp and a nervous laugh, followed with your last name.

"how've you been?"

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[thewisestdino]

Longtail with 15!

I am a good person. I am a powerful person. I don't believe in evil. I think that evil is an idea created by others to avoid dealing with their own nature. I understand my own nature. Good and evil have nothing to do with it. I understand myself. I control myself. I control everything within myself. My domain is my domain. I can lie on my back and affect the lives of those I love without moving a finger. But I would only affect them in good ways. I don't waste time on evil. I'm a good person. Is this thing on? Do you know about Jesus? Do you really know? All you know is what you've been told. Listen with your heart. Sing with your heart. You've just been singing about girls. What do you know about girls? Fuck... Why are you so tense?

[thereweredragonshere]

Could you draw the gang as cats?

Actually got way too invested in this drawing. Not entirely sure if some of these colourations are genetically possible in cats but who cares. Look at them!!!!

[felassan]

More on the Varric deaths stuff, two, as well as on DAII Exalted March and DA:I -

"This expansion was going to be called Exalted March, and here, Varric was going to finally step out from the interrogation room so we could play in the present day, so to speak. It was also here that Varric - in a climactic confrontation new villain Corypheus, introduced in Legacy - was going to die. "So what I wanted to do with the expansion was: there's a lot of stuff we cut and I really wanted to put a bowtie on the Dragon Age 2 story," former lead writer David Gaider told me earlier this year while chatting about the creation of the Dragon Age world for a piece about maps. "It had the confrontation with Corypheus and the whole thing. We'd introduced him in a DLC, which I didn't want to do, but we did it, so I wanted to sort of tie that off. And I wanted to kill Varric because he was the viewpoint character and I'm like, 'This is his story, it needs to end with his death.' "He was the unreliable narrator, right?" he added. "I felt like it had to end with him. So we had this great moment where Corypheus is using the Red Lyrium and it's growing out of control, but [Varric is] a dwarf so he's a little bit immune, so he's able to do the Wrath of Khan Spock thing and get in close and destroy it. And he gets Corypheus enough so the party can take him out, but then he's dying from Red Lyrium poisoning so there's this nice moment with him and Hawke as Hawke says goodbye. And with his death, the story ends. And I felt that's appropriate for Dragon Age 2's arc." Exalted March, however, was never released. BioWare cancelled Exalted March to refocus the studio on new game Dragon Age: Inquisition and the move to new engine Frostbite. The expansion was "cannibalised", as Gaider put it, talking to me, and expanded to become Inquisition. Which is how Corypheus suddenly became the main villain in Inquisition, and how Varric managed to stay alive. It didn't stop Gaider trying to kill him again, though. "I tried to kill him in Inquisition," he told me. "I think mainly because I didn't get to do it in [DA2]. And everyone was like, 'But the Inquisitor isn't Hawke! It lacks the same meaning.' And I was like, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.'" Still, it was a difficult thing to let go of. "I was a little bit upset," he said, "and I remember I went and said - because they wanted to start work on Dragon Age 3 immediately - 'Well, you can make me do that, yes, and I will just be the guy in the meetings doing this [he makes a standoffish posture]. Or you can let me go home for a month or so, get this out of my system and grieve, and I will come back. And I swear, when I come back, I will be ready to go.'" He was true to his word, but he still wasn't entirely done trying to kill Varric. In March last year, Gaider revealed there were once plans for Corypheus to attack the Inquisition's mountain castle base, Skyhold. "The threat of Corypheus after Haven was never truly realised," Gaider tweeted. "An attack on Skyhold would have upped the ante. Maybe I could have killed someone finally... but instead, Corypheus remained a remote villain you chased but were rarely chased by. "By the way," he then added, "if you're wondering who I would have killed in Skyhold, given the chance, the answer is obviously Varric. That dwarf was meant to die in the (cancelled) DA2 expansion and escaped his fate despite having been in my crosshairs ever since." Varric survived again. "After Dragon Age Inquisition came out I'd already left the Dragon Age team," he told me."

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what I'm reading, if I understood it right, is that Varric has survived death at least 3 times thus far.. (；・∀・)

[kewpiekills]

fish x mammal yuri

[mossy-paws]

Clementine returns. (PHIGHTING!)

deciding to accumulate all of these into a singular post to make my life easier + so that I can have some more food for you all,,, anyways.

My. My son. Clementine my baby my sweet boy,,, Some of these ARE actually reposts but the first 2 are for sure not :3! (I think at least LMAO), enjoy this :3! I must go back to my hole /silly

(Also a bonus as well )

[catawampuscorner]

I think Hunter would like this shirt :) Happy July, everyone!

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[carrotcakecrumble]

GIRLS girls ☝️☝️new favourite thing just launched

the Larry the Cat (the cat that lives at 10 Downing Street) twitter account has suddenly gone very vocal about politics due to all the far-right riots happening in the UK right now, but because there’s no notifier about what posts are made from the pov of Larry the cat and what posts are directly coming from the admins mouth, all the comments are replying to the posts as if they’re engaging in nuanced political debate with the cat himself

[moran-with-a-g]

So I made an online store

I didn't really post my art here before, but I started therapy and it's expensive as hell so I opened up an online store for my art. I have a bunch of plans for it. http://tee.pub/lic/SnyJkoqQ9Wo

the main two designs up rn are these:

the cats have four colors (orange, white, brown and siamese) and the golem have a bunch of pride flags up + the israeli flag.

they're available on mugs and hats and stuff too, you can choose which type of item you want them on pressing this button:

future plans of stuff I wanna draw and upload there (no promises):

shirt design of multiple golems lighting a menorah

sufganyah with cat ears

golem playing with a dreidel

cat shaped menorah

(yeah I'm in the mood for hannukah themed stuff XD also I love golems)

There's also an option to commision me on there if you want, if there's anything from what I already made you want altered, or something else you have in mind (which I can't promise I'll be able to do but I can try) you can contact me from there or through DMs.

And if anyone buys anything SEND ME A PIC

[moomeecore]

Its officially official! I have a store now!!

Very excited to announce that I'm finally selling some of my art! People have asked about it before, and I began my "start selling art online" project in....early 2022. Its taken a while....

My store includes prints, magnets, and stickers!

I built my own site, partially because I just wanted a website anyway, so I'd have a portfolio to showcase my art - since previously the only place I had my art online was my tumblr (not great for showing real life people) and partially because etsy pissed me off when i tried to use it

Check out my store here!!

[copia]

not to get dramatic but one of copia’s dissociative translations in his troubled head was seeing sister imperator’s saucer of pills as a mug of tea and biscuits. he’s clearly an unreliable narrator who sees things we can’t trust to be true; going off of this, can we trust that the mug of tea he was handed before the encore was actually that? who’s got time to down a whole mug of hot tea when you’ve still got three songs to perform? isn’t it a strange beverage to give him out of all the other options? don't get me wrong i'm absolutely not being serious here (also not insinuating that copia is ill like seestor, i'm going down the psychological route) but what i'm saying is he could have been handed medication he didn't want to acknowledge

[averagecatdoodlesenjoyer]

(transcripts for images in alt; no IDs sorry)

Hello!! I am opening donation commissions to help raise funds for @ahmmed-gaza, who reached out to me directly.

Ahmed is a 26-year-old trying to support a family of 7. He and his family were displaced from their home, which was completely destroyed, and now live in shelters. They are currently unable to afford food, medicine, and clean water. So far, they have only reached 11% of their donation goal.

‼️ AHMED'S FUNDRAISER HAS BEEN VETTED ‼️ #329 on the Gaza Vetters spreadsheet

The offer is valid as long as the post is rebloggable!

DETAILS UNDER THE CUT

REBLOGS ARE VERY APPRECIATED! Please consider supporting Ahmed and his family regardless of whether or not you want to commission me

IF YOU ARE INTERESTED:

Donate any amount of money to Ahmed's fundraiser and send me proof via email at averagecatdoodlesenjoyer@gmail.com.

In the same email, please also include the following information: 1) Some references for the character you want me to draw; 2) What pose you want them to be in (either a photo or description is fine), or you can leave it up to me; 3) Let me know if you have a specific style in mind (optional)! Please remember that a higher donation = higher effort, so I will not be able to make a complex, fully rendered drawing for $10, but I am open to negotiation about the details.

I will reach out to you within the next 24 hours to confirm your order. I reserve the right to refuse a commission if it breaks my TOS or otherwise makes me uncomfortable (sorry!).

If we have a deal, I will start working on your piece as soon as I am able to and send you the finished drawing via email within the following week. I promise to inform you if something prevents me from finishing your order in time.

Please don't hesitate to reach out to me if you have any further questions! Besides email, I am also available to be contacted through Tumblr DMs and Discord. Thank you for reading!

[groovygrub]

[foxeroni]

SCAR. SIR. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.