#nerdy prudes polycule

[tedlovesmusicals]

Some nerdy prudes headcanons in no particular order:

• Steph is a gamer girl. Her dad bought her the full gamer girl set up with the pink cat ear chair and see-through computer tower for her to just play the sims and stardew valley. Richie and Ruth get her into fortnight.

• Pete gets motion sickness so he reads a book while listening to his girlfriend cuss out 12 year olds.

• Richie made them all a discord server because it's "way cooler and more efficient than snapchat."

• Grace constantly sends Jesus themed gifs into the chat as reactions. Think of the stuff your grandma sends you when she discovered how to use the keyboard on her phone. Exactly. A lot of glittery easter crucifixes.

• Steph convinces Ruth to audition for the next school musical. Ruth gets her first ever lead role. Steph agrees to be in the chorus with Pete to support her.

• Grace forms an Abstinence Club so she can lure more dirty dudes and eat their souls or whatever.

• Pete gets them to play dungeons and dragons with him once. He was the dm. Richie was a dark elf rogue with a complicated backstory. Ruth was a bard that tried to seduce everything that moved. Steph got frustrated with the rules immediately and eventually just had Pete make a character for her. Grace played a real human priest that shamed the entire group for playing the devil's game before storming out after only being there for five minutes.

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Round 5

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*in the old Whalen house*

Ruth: Uh, maybe we should hold hands?

Steph:

Ruth: For safety

Steph: You're absolutely right

[rileylastname]

so who else is a Nerdy Prudes polycule truther

[moonmoonthecrabking]

hatchetfield text posts

[pipperoo]

crack fic idea: all six of the main npmd characters fall through the floor and become ghosts in waylon hall. but, they don’t kill anyone because they spend all of their time arguing over who they should kill as they all have a certain demographic they want to hit and no one in town fits under all the labels.

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 172 - @polyamships' polyartober day thirty; angst

[thelesbianluthor]

Thinking about Grace Chasity living through dangerous situations but never being in actual danger herself because the evil she has to face decides who is gonna be a victim and she is never one.

How the Axe man recognizes her as a Nerdy Prude and worthy of not only being left alive but also keeping his mission going.

How Max makes the decision of who is a Nerdy Prude in HIS eyes but Grace is once again spared because he desires her and then she ends up once again taking over the mantle but twisting his mission into something that fits her ideals.

Even in Workin' Boys she ends up with the gun, ending the threat and with the power in her hands.

And every time the narrative chooses her as the one to prevail then Steph and Pete are inevitably saved even if the danger comes one step away from taking their lives.

There is something so interesting in how Grace has to face her morals, battle against her values and reaffirm them in the end in a twisted way and even if she becomes another threat to Hatchetfield, she is what saves Steph and Pete.

[ella-ashmore]

they should all kiss eachother forever i love polyamory yippeeeee !!!!! alt vers + the separate things on their own below the cut ^-^ feel free to do w/e with this just make sure u credit me. and if i find it anywhere w/o my url on the image im going to eat your house

sketch - w/o lipstick - w/o the sketch still visible/the little doodles

spankoffschitz closeup - ruthie closup - flemoffski closeup

ruthie doodle closeup - spankoffschitz doodle closeup - flemoffski doodle closeup

[graceschasity]

this feels very gay to me. not in a romantic way or anything but it has vibes

[stephanies-polycule]

I think I should post my height hcs for the polycule, so

Pete is the tallest, at 6 foot

Steph's pretty close, 5'7"

Grace is 5'5"

Ruth is 5'3"

Richie is 5'3" and a half, and he will never let Ruth forget it

[tedlovesmusicals]

I'm so normal about them

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Group 4 Round 1

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph *holding a can of Pepsi*: Do you guys want some Pespi?

Ruth *laughing*: Some what?

Steph: Pespi

Richie: It's PePsi not PeSpi, Stephanie

Steph: That's what I said Pespi.

Grace: Pespi?

Steph *shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous

Richie: Ambidextrous?

Ruth: She means Bisexual!

Grace *at the same time*: She means bilingual!

Pete *exhausted*: She means she has dyslexia

[thecrabbybarista]

Polycule of all time

[trashmyash]

I think Heather Chandler, Regina George, And Max Jagerman would be in a polycule together, polycule from hell