#nerdy prudes polycule

[tedlovesmusicals]

Some nerdy prudes headcanons in no particular order:

• Steph is a gamer girl. Her dad bought her the full gamer girl set up with the pink cat ear chair and see-through computer tower for her to just play the sims and stardew valley. Richie and Ruth get her into fortnight.

• Pete gets motion sickness so he reads a book while listening to his girlfriend cuss out 12 year olds.

• Richie made them all a discord server because it's "way cooler and more efficient than snapchat."

• Grace constantly sends Jesus themed gifs into the chat as reactions. Think of the stuff your grandma sends you when she discovered how to use the keyboard on her phone. Exactly. A lot of glittery easter crucifixes.

• Steph convinces Ruth to audition for the next school musical. Ruth gets her first ever lead role. Steph agrees to be in the chorus with Pete to support her.

• Grace forms an Abstinence Club so she can lure more dirty dudes and eat their souls or whatever.

• Pete gets them to play dungeons and dragons with him once. He was the dm. Richie was a dark elf rogue with a complicated backstory. Ruth was a bard that tried to seduce everything that moved. Steph got frustrated with the rules immediately and eventually just had Pete make a character for her. Grace played a real human priest that shamed the entire group for playing the devil's game before storming out after only being there for five minutes.

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Round 5

[incorrecthatchetfield]

*in the old Whalen house*

Ruth: Uh, maybe we should hold hands?

Steph:

Ruth: For safety

Steph: You're absolutely right

[rileylastname]

so who else is a Nerdy Prudes polycule truther

[moonmoonthecrabking]

hatchetfield text posts

[pipperoo]

crack fic idea: all six of the main npmd characters fall through the floor and become ghosts in waylon hall. but, they don’t kill anyone because they spend all of their time arguing over who they should kill as they all have a certain demographic they want to hit and no one in town fits under all the labels.

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 172 - @polyamships' polyartober day thirty; angst

[ella-ashmore]

they should all kiss eachother forever i love polyamory yippeeeee !!!!! alt vers + the separate things on their own below the cut ^-^ feel free to do w/e with this just make sure u credit me. and if i find it anywhere w/o my url on the image im going to eat your house

sketch - w/o lipstick - w/o the sketch still visible/the little doodles

spankoffschitz closeup - ruthie closup - flemoffski closeup

ruthie doodle closeup - spankoffschitz doodle closeup - flemoffski doodle closeup

[graceschasity]

this feels very gay to me. not in a romantic way or anything but it has vibes

[tedlovesmusicals]

I'm so normal about them

[bestpolyshipbracket]

Best Polyamorous Ship Group 4 Round 1

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Steph *holding a can of Pepsi*: Do you guys want some Pespi?

Ruth *laughing*: Some what?

Steph: Pespi

Richie: It's PePsi not PeSpi, Stephanie

Steph: That's what I said Pespi.

Grace: Pespi?

Steph *shrugging* : It's normal it's because I'm ambidextrous

Richie: Ambidextrous?

Ruth: She means Bisexual!

Grace *at the same time*: She means bilingual!

Pete *exhausted*: She means she has dyslexia

[stephanies-polycule]

I think I should post my height hcs for the polycule, so

Pete is the tallest, at 6 foot

Steph's pretty close, 5'7"

Grace is 5'5"

Ruth is 5'3"

Richie is 5'3" and a half, and he will never let Ruth forget it

[thecrabbybarista]

Polycule of all time

[trashmyash]

I think Heather Chandler, Regina George, And Max Jagerman would be in a polycule together, polycule from hell

[wimdywhimsy]

"max and richie are in love" "max and pete are in love" "max and-" they are all dating each other its a polycule idec