#beans polycule

[thecrabbybarista]

Polycule of all time

[wordy-little-witch]

Concepts and ideas that live in my head rent free:

• Buggy having a wacked out immune system and/or nervous system due both to his Devil Fruit and also genetic predisposition.

• His big old red pillow case costume on Karai Bari - I bet it is very soft, and sometimes he'll fall asleep in it after a long, hard day, but while asleep, his limbs rearrange properly, he squirms around and basically makes a little nest out of the fabric. More than a few have found him like this, and most take it to mean he trusts them, to fall asleep in their presence, or a sign of his strength that he is safe even in sleep around them. Others know better, but he IS pretty cute, curled up like a kitten...

• on the sleep thing - Buggy can and will fall asleep anywhere, anytime. He is the reigning king of cat naps. He talks a big game about beauty sleep and all, but he has insomnia AND chronic fatigue. Bc of that, he'll cat nap where and when he can, but otherwise he is being subjected to the exhausting ordeal of existing. Coffee King up in this carnival tent.

• Crocodile also drinks coffee, but even he looks at Buggy's intake with something approaching concern.

• once the cross guild is running properly, they get many organizations expressing an interest in the group. Some want to join. Some want to sponsor. Some want to talk general business. Most of them are renowned criminal enterprises who are used to calling the shots and having their demands met. More than a few outline semi-explicit rules for meetings, ones which mostly align with skewed moral compasses or formality. Buggy, when told he has to dress formally, is so pissed because he genuinely HATES suits. He complains about it loudly. Crocodile finally gets annoyed and tells him to wear a suit or a damned dress for all he cares, just be presentable and meet the guidelines. Which leads to-

• Buggy looks at gender as a very loose suggestion. The idea of clothes being gendered is stupid. If he wants to wear a dress, he'll wear the flashiest, more flattering dress every conceived. He, Alvida and Galdino work together to design a dress for him to have the seamstress or tailor on the island finish.

• Buggy accidentally stumbles into the mafia boss wife archetype and he is THRIVING.

• Mihawk sees Buggy in black one (1) time and damn near begs the other to let him dress him up, it must be done for the good of the world-

That's all I got okay ily, drink water, eat a snack, take your meds if you are prescribed them, and have a great day, as you deserve, my sweets~

[bmpmp3]

not used to this kind of mascot

[beanghostprincess]

Maaaaaaaan, fuck cross guild. They didn’t have to go this far at all 😭 let mihawk and crocodile die or whatever, my friendship with polycule ended until they start acting normal in canon 😭

They even make me dislike fanon a little bit

I mean... They're basically mafiosos and have been from the very beginning. Like I understand not wanting to ship them because of their toxicity and power imbalance with Buggy and all, but like- Their characters ARE supposed to be like this. I'm sure they'll end up respecting Buggy at some point after the whole "let's find the One Piece" speech tho, so don't worry too much about it!!

[kitausuret]

trick or treat!

To your great misfortune, stranger, you have come across... a TRICK! The trick is that the lovely MJ Watson and Liz Osborn (née Allan) are not dating, unfortunately. But they COULD BE.

(unfortunately I didn't have the issue but it's definitely from a Spider-Man series! 😂)

[a-little-less-than-good]

I wanna make polls to settle on tags for these ships because I like being organized, but I want to hear what people have been using so I know what to put as options in the polls.

Currently I got "poly cool beans", and "poly nerdy prudes" for all 5 of the gang.

And I had the idea of "lautitski" for just Pete, Steph, and Grace, drawing on both lautski and lautity; or "lausitski" which is the same premise of just combining their last names.

And finally, I got nothing for Ruth, Richie, and Pete.. Or maybe they should be "poly nerdy prudes"?

Anyway give me more ideas please, whether you just made up a name yourself, or saw other people using it, doesn't matter, I want to know.

[arolesbianism]

Just realized I forgot to post these

[alchemist-shizun]

oh no the fic that was supposed to be pretty much light hearted domestic falling in love became a monstrosity of hidden identity, let's put my blorbo through the horrors and angsty helpless subplots

[deathnguts]

My favorite polycule, the old men of the league

[starswallowingsea]

the jesus polycule learns about touhou project

[whimsicalcotton]

they’re gonna be red+blue gays and pink+purple gays. i have gone mad with power

[scarefox]

I need Change2561 to introduce the poly or multiple shipping culture to the crowd asap. I know they let their actors be all flirty and touchy with each other all over the place in their own social media content. But please make it even more official before the angry mob riles each other up some more...

At least they didn't forbid SpyNut and PopTopten to be seen together. And they gave PopTopten a small moment in a series. They even plan to do some kind of harem series with Nut, Ping, Pop and Lee (where all of them are into Nuts character)

idk but Change2561 does seem like they are open for that. They just need to make it more obvious for the "can only ever act with 1 acting partner in a ship" crowd.

As some of the actors said "ship who you want but respect the actors work" ... and that includes when they switch acting partners sometimes, if you like it or not.

[beanghostprincess]

Alright! There’s no way I’m gonna admit who am I after sending this important question! Over the course of one piece we see some highly emotional reactions to cause buggy to fall apart. NSFW starts now. Do you think it happens in bed too?

I think Buggy and Shanks play a game in which Shanks tries to make him cum so hard he literally falls apart and if Shanks manages to do it more than thrice in a row Buggy has to be nice to him for a whole day. Since Shanks and Mihawk are super duper besties, somehow Mihawk ends up finding out (meaning: Shanks won't stop talking to him about his sexual life) and you can just imagine the fun Crocodile and Mihawk have with him when they form Cross Guild.

[incorrectbatfam]

The batkids (and their partners/crushes/friends) with pride month hcs?

Tim: Lady. Gentleman. Bart. You are about to meet my boyfriend. Now remember, he doesn't know I'm Robin, so you need to act like human people. Can you do that?

Kon, Cassie, and Bart: Yes sir!

Bernard, entering: Hey, it's nice to meet you guys. I'm so glad we're going to Pride together.

Cassie: *lasso immediately falls out of her bag*

Kon: *lasers the ground at Bernard's feet*

Bart: Hi, I'm Impulse.

Tim: *facepalm*

Bart: What? We didn't give away YOUR identity.

———————

Steph, running a food truck: Pride snacks! Get your Pride snacks hot 'n ready! Get two-for-one on the bi-rria tacos!

Margie: I bet you don't have anything for straight pride. You know, the rest of us normal people.

Steph: Yo Cass, one cishet sizzler!

Cass: *throws coffee in Margie's face*

Steph: That'll be $19.99.

Steph: *turns the screen around for tips*

———————

Selina: *wears a shirt saying Free Mom Hugs*

Bruce: *wears a shirt saying Inclusive Dad Jokes*

Alfred: *wears a shirt saying Weird Grandpa Stories*

Kate: *wears a shirt saying I'm Just Gonna Tell You To Dump Them*

———————

Harper: Since this is your first Pride, we're gonna show you the ropes.

Duke: Thanks, I appreciate it.

Harper: Over there we have the Batgirls food truck. Over there is Cullen's evil mafia boyfriend selling Uno cards. And over there is the Justice League in Justice League themed drag.

Cullen: And over there is the porta potty.

Duke: Only one?

Cullen: We ran over budget. But it's gender-neutral.

———————

Renee: Kate's busy telling people to dump their partners. Mind if I hang out here?

Harley: Not a problem! Want a bi-rria taco?

Renee: Nah, but I'll take the les-beans if you don't want them.

Ivy: We were just about to start a game of Gay Uno.

Renee: Gay Uno?

Harley: It's like regular Uno except when you put down a +4 you have to kiss.

Renee: Deal me in.

———————

Jason: You take the Main Street entrance. I'll cover Atlantic up to Washington. Rendezvous here in an hour.

Roy: And then we make out?

Jason, sighing: Sure.

Roy: Sloppy style?

Jason: This is a PG-13 post, Roy.

———————

Dick: Of course I make people question their sexuality with a face like this.

Wally: Sure, your face...

Wally: *glances down*

Donna: You guys are exhausting. I'm joining Roy on patrol.

———————

Barbara: Welcome to the annual conference of Sapphics Who Used To Date Dick Grayson. Helena, what's the first item on our agenda?

Helena: Discussing forming a polycule over dinner.

Bette: I already made a reservation.

Kory: I call braiding everyone's hair.

———————

Luke: Thanks for giving me a hand with the fireworks.

Carrie: Of course. By the way, I have something to tell you. You're the first person I've told.

Luke: I accept you.

Carrie: Thanks, but I was actually gonna say that I scratched your car in the parking lot.

Luke: WHAT?!

Carrie: Also I go by she/they.

———————

Lois: How on Earth did you burn your cape at a Pride festival?

Jon: Well...

[earlier]

Damian and Jon: *watching the fireworks*

Damian: I like that flower one.

Jon: *shoots into the sky to grab it*

Damian: *facepalm*

Tim, sitting nearby: You and me both.

[artsycloudysleepy]

MY GIRL !!! :DDDDD

THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH FOR DRAWING HER

SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IN YOUR STYLE :0

(edit: don't think tumblr is letting me add more tags as far as i can see so i just want to say i am SO sorry abt the length of them lmfao i only just noticed)

@artsycloudysleepy her’s you girl!

they were really fun to draw I like her hair!