#flemschitz

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 172 - @polyamships' polyartober day thirty; angst

[leespinoodle]

Some ideas for a "Nerdy Prudes Must Die" AU where Ruth and Richie survive their attacks and also maybe kiss.

I had to do a weirdly large amount of research on wedgies, and now my search history is even weirder than it was before. Anyway, Ruth sustained severe injuries to the entire pelvic region (I won't go into too much detail, there's actually a lot of internal organ damage that can come from a high-force wedgie) including damage to the sacrum and sacral nerves. She now has limited mobility in her legs and uses a wheelchair when out and about.

Richie has several large scars on his face and torso, which he thinks make him look super cool and edgy. He also developed a lung infection from inhaling toilet water, and while he recovered, the infection permanently damaged his lungs and worsened his asthma, so he now carries his inhaler with him everywhere. I like to imagine he gets himself a cool bag and decorates it with pins from his favorite media.

[radio-star8]

CW BLOOD/ ANIMAL DEATH

He's a monster, why do I want u

monster au

Richie you silly little killing machine :⁠-⁠P

[hatchetfieldz]

flipschitz moodboard!

§ gif by me!

§ requested by @abstinence-camper!

[crossnamara]

adventures of girlboy and boygirl

[vilnmelling]

I rewrote If I Loved You for the like five other Flipschitz shippers around here

I actually wrote this like a month and a half ago, but I thought no one would care since Flipschitz is kind of a rare ship, but then I saw one Flipschitz post in the 'recent' section of the Nerdy Prudes Must Die hashtag, so here we are.

May I present: If I Loved You, but rewritten to become Ruth and Richie finally (slowly) breaking out of their routine of obliviousness and doubt! Blue = Richie Red = Ruth Purple = Both

‘Don’t think I wanted you anyway I always knew my place and knew my ways But you had to go and throw me all your cute plays Am I out of that phase?

Wait a minute, Rich, you’ve got me hooked Who’s the loser who’s been giving looks? Would I go for a weeb who Naruto runs down the halls?

If I loved you, would I know it? If I loved you, ‘think I’d show it If I loved you like I hope you’ll be loved Loved you in more ways than I think of If you were the one I’m dreaming of, woah No, wait, I think I’d know

I mean, I’ve known you my whole life, you know Why wouldn’t this have happened many years ago? Ooh! But you got me with every hello You’re my best friend I don’t want that to end

‘Don’t know who told you that it would have to ‘Don't want a hit and quit, I want something true Sure, I ask out every beau, and they always say no But I'll skip the risks of hearing it from you

If I loved you, would I know it? If I loved you, ‘think I’d show it If I loved you like I hope you’ll be loved (you’ll be loved) Loved you in more ways than I think of If you were the one I’m dreaming of, woah Maybe I wouldn’t know

It's only now that I can see what I’m feelin’ I strictly avoid those thoughts I never thought that you’d like me Have I misunderstood a lot?

Tell me how I should know that you’re interested in me That I am the one you want Call me up when you’re ready to say how you feel If I If I

If I loved you, would I know it? If I loved you, ‘think I’d show it If I loved you like I hope you’ll be loved (If I loved you like I hope) Loved you in more ways than I think of If you were the one I’m dreaming of, woah No wait, I think I’d know

Maybe I wouldn’t know Maybe I’ve always known Now should I let it show?

Wait, what?

[ella-ashmore]

they should all kiss eachother forever i love polyamory yippeeeee !!!!! alt vers + the separate things on their own below the cut ^-^ feel free to do w/e with this just make sure u credit me. and if i find it anywhere w/o my url on the image im going to eat your house

sketch - w/o lipstick - w/o the sketch still visible/the little doodles

spankoffschitz closeup - ruthie closup - flemoffski closeup

ruthie doodle closeup - spankoffschitz doodle closeup - flemoffski doodle closeup

[starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit]

do you ship it?

[amazingmsme]

do you have any npmd ships?

DO I?!

Absolutely!!

This is the first thing I saw on tumblr after showing my mom the musical so I am v happy about it right now!

But Peter & Steph are my fave, obvi, & Paul & Emma find each other in every timeline🥹

But yeah, I got lautski brainrot BAD, like I can’t stop thinking about them aaahhhh

I really like the idea of Ruth & Richie together, double R’s & everything but their personalities mesh so well! & like, bro, if she’s so fucking thirsty like you said, WHY DON’T YOU HIT IT???

& I saved this last one because I know y’all are probably gonna come for me, but I like Grace & Max, ok shoot me. They’re both a lil fucked up, & I think they should be fucked up together

[pixelated-glitter]

The space dolls shipper to flipschitz/fuckin’ nerds shipper pipeline is real

[theatriscribe]

I'd Like to Know Everything About You

Fic for Day 1 of @femslashfortnight ! Prompt: Make it Sapphic.

Richie/Ruth/Grace, 5.2k.

Summary:

Ruth has been getting a lot closer to Grace and Richie recently, especially since Richie came out to her. She's relieved they're finally getting along enough to become friends.

She hasn't realized maybe the three of them want to be something else as well.

On AO3

[dailyhatchetfield]

day 112 - queer as hell to be a nerd

[leespinoodle]

Y'all seemed to like my AU where Ruth and Richie survive, so here's some more details and whatnot. If you have any ideas for what I should call this AU, please feel free to share!

NPMD still plays out the same, Ruth and Richie are just in the hospital instead of dead

Richie is found immediately after the football game when the team comes back in, rather than by the janitor the next morning

Ruth and Richie are unable to attend the Homecoming dance, but they had planned to go together as """totally just friends and not dates"""

They're seen as school celebrities for a bit after they come back

Ruth gets to act in a few community projects at Starlight Theater

Richie designs and prints out stickers for Ruth to decorate her wheelchair with

Ruth secretly carries an extra inhaler with her in case Richie can't get to his

If you'd like to offer any ideas, please do!

[radio-star8]

I think Richie and Ruth's ship name should be Flemschitz because it sounds gross just like them ❤️

[eldritch-ace]

I'm working on commissions rn, but I want to do other stuff too, so I would love to do some silly Hatchetfield ship doodle requests >:3

Here's pretty much all the ships off the top of my head I'd love to do. If you don't see smth here, feel free to ask! (QP just means I prefer them in a queer platonic sense, still willing to draw them romantically):

Paulkins

Also droid23/Falsekins

Nerdycule/Waylon House Party

QP Nerdy Prude Trio

Michie

QP Jägertitty

Lautski

Grace x Steph x Ruth

Halogear/Flemity

Graph/Stephgrace

Steph x Ruth

QP Spankoffschitz

QP Flemschitz/Flipschitz

QP Chaslautski

CCRPoly

Billted

Chai Coffee/Dirty Chai/MusicBox

Caramel Coffee

Charlotted

Paul x Melissa

P.E.I.P.

Lee x Mcnamara

Wilbur x Mcnamara

Swedish Barbecue

Paulkotho

Tinkoffski

Lexthan

Potseed

Holloweane/Holloduke

Barneston

Barnroe

Officer Bailey x Miss Mulberry

Ted x Officer Bailey

Holy Bastard

Honeypot

Legally Blond/Garlinda

Melissa x Woman

Tedgens

Attorney in a Hurry

Appletheosis/ Made Inevitable

Geralinda

Debalice/Aldeb

Hidgens x Workin’ Boys

Sheilinda

QP Hannah x Sophia x Daniel

Hollowebby

Wine n' Dine

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

I don't get the hype for Flemschitz

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