#nerdy jason todd

[jaysgirlx]

nerdy shit jason does hcs? :3

Nerdy Jason Todd Headcanons

— Jason Todd loves his classics, especially his poetry. He annotates his spare Slyvia Plath books just for him to do it again because he believes to fully understand a book you have to read it a million times until it really clicks.

— As a joke he likes to reference or recite poetry lines but no one really seems to get it except Tim and Duke.

— No matter what poor Jason cannot DNF a book even if it is complete and utter shit. This is because he believes all books deserve a chance.

— He tries to buy a new book every week to keep himself on his toes and just so he doesn't lose his reading habit. He even uses Booktok for the occasional book recs.

— Yes he's on Booktok but only for the recommendations. he does give a duck for Booktok drama unless somebody is talking shit about his beloved Emily Dickinson.

— Jason loves Star Wars and growing up used to look up to Han Solo. He never brings it up though because he know Dick will use it as blackmail.

— He hates when people assume he's a himbo because he works out especially Bruce because what hurts more than your own father believing you're an idiot?

— He loves chilling at the library or sometimes studying random topics for the fun of it. It makes me wonder how things would be if he went to college.

— He has glasses but only wears them when he's reading so that he doesn't strain his eyes. He's gotten a lot of compliments on them but he's still not used to them.

— If he were to ever meet a girl it would either be a library or bookstore since he's really only ever at those two places. You might catch him at the videogame or even the comic book store.

— He enjoys gaming but more with his brothers, it's just not as fun alone and they all usually go to the comic bookstore together since they're all a bit nerdy too. Our Jason is the best at hiding his.

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

[frownyalfred]

kid at school: so what does your dad even have down there? some kind of sex dungeon?

12 year old Jason Todd, who has been the cause of no fewer than three (3) separate arguments in the Batcave in the last 36 hours and has been forced to do inventory on every single water sample Bruce has ever collected from Gotham Harbor going back ten years as a punishment: god I fucking wish

kid: what?

Jason: I mean -- yeah, something like that

[phoneduk]

[Dick, Jason, and Tim in a mall]

Random Tiktoker: "Hi, excuse me can I ask you guys some questions?"

Dick: "sure!"

Random TT: "what are your names?"

Dick: "Dick, Jason, Tim"

Random TT: "...excuse me?"

Jason: "it's the idiot's name"

Random TT: "oh, uhh, alright, who's your guy's favourite billionaire?"

Dick: "Ted Kord - total Dilf energy"

Jason: "Oliver Queen"

Tim: "Lex Luthor"

Random TT: "why are they your favourite?"

Jason: "He's a total Dick but his son's hot"

Tim: "what he said"

[catgrandpa]

RIP Jason Todd, you would have loved coming first at Kahoot in every class.

[white-elordas-nerdy-lifestyle]

6th February 2024

I got these really cool Batman: Three Jokers promo playing cards from Midtown Comics.

[bowlofworms]

Works in Progress

Dearly Beloved,

We have gathered here today to discuss my WIPs, of which I have many. Please help me figure out which WIP to add a chapter to.

Whichever WIP y'all choose, I'll write a chapter for, post to Ao3, and post a teaser + Ao3 link here. Each fic is summarized with a ship, tag, link, or short summary.

I'll be honest, I don't actually post a lot of my writing here, except occasionally adding onto a post here and there. I'll start posting my writing under #wormy writes

Here are my WIPs:

BatFam

Mercy - Jason Todd -- Jason's worst betrayal

Danny Phantom x Criminal Minds (DPXCM)

Keep Your Friends Close (and Your Corpse Closer) -- Corpse AU

DC x Danny Phantom (DCXDP)

Just a Phone Call Away (Hotline, Hotline) -- JL Help Hotline Reports

The Reaper of Heroes -- Heroes report a mysterious figure when they're near-death

BatFam-DCXDP

The Avenger of Heroes -- A death knell summons a creature bent on avenging a hero

The Blessing of the Phantom -- A physical trait is considered holy to the al Ghul's

It's No Metaphor -- Twin AU

The Pennyworths -- Based off my prompt found here

Who is Danny Wayne? (Danny Fenton/Jason Todd -- Dead on Main) -- Read it on Ao3 Teasers: 1

Nerdy Prudes Must Die -- Hatchetfield Universe by Team Starkid (NPMD)

Daily Bread -- Grace's friends notice a behavior of hers

The Holy Spirit of Waylon Hall -- Read it on Ao3

Nerdy Prudes Must Die x BuzzFeed Unsolved (NPMDXBU)

BuzzFeed Unsolved: The Holy Spirit of Waylon Hall -- a BuzzFeed Unsolved episode based on The Holy Spirit of Waylon Hall

Smosh

Actively as Bad as Physically Possible -- a Smosh Pit Theatre compatible crack fic

Supergirl

One Question a Week (Because My DEO Assigned Therapist is Making Me) -- (Alex Danvers/Kara Zor-El -- Kalex) -- Read it on Ao3

Supergirl x Criminal Minds (SGXCM)

Untitled "Crossover 1" -- Alex and Kara end up in the Criminal Minds universe

Wednesday (Netflix)

The Wrong Impression (Wednesday Addams/Enid Sinclair -- Wenclair) -- Read it on Ao3

Last votes’s winner was: Who is Danny Wayne?

[timdrakemybeloved]

I'm gonna be real, Robin Jason is probably the only one I'd get along with in real life. I would get very irritated with Tim for being a secretive? know it all? - how does he do that - and Damian for being a rude little shit. Possibly Dick. Not sure. He's very charming so probably I'd like him but we don't have much in common.

[batboopp]

everyday i get closer to blocking the batfam incorrect quotes tag

[brionysea]

this is adorable. billionaire playboy bruce wayne doesn't have time to flirt with beautiful women, because of His Children, you see. i bet this happens all the time

[meara-eldestofthemall]

Now it’s been months after the fact and likely the spoilers are out there;

Batfamily Response to Godzilla Minus One? Their favorite scenes from it? Their viewpoint on the special effects? Commentary on its setting and plot? Etc?

This is an excellent and timely question now that Godzila: Minus One has won an Oscar for special effects. Hmmmm...

It's tradition that Dick and Tim go to see any new Godzila movie on its opening night for the midnight showing. They even do cos-play (the original 1954 movie) since the crowd is usually filled with young adults and college students. Dick dresses as Ogata (the young, handsome protagonist with perfect teeth and lush, muffiny hair). Tim is Dr. Serizawa, complete with a white lab coat and an eye-patch that Tim tends switch from eye to eye. It confuses people and he finds that amusing.

After seeing the fun these two were having the viewing party has grown over time. Jason decided to come and Damian insisted that he be included. Duke was asked to join them and thought it sounded cool. Barbara, Stephanie and Cass were also invited along. Barbara simple gave Dick a look he knew all too well and he tendered her regrets to the others. Stephanie decried it as too much in the nerd zone whereas Cass doesn't like subtitled movies ("bad translations hurt my soul") but said to ask her when the dubbed version comes out.

Jason and Damian walked several paces behind Tim and Dick (pretending they didn't know them) but Duke got an old T-Rex costume and joined in on the cos-play as Godzila. Duke wasn't the only Godzila there and the management had to remind the various kaiju in the audience to remove their heads so as not to obstruct the view of the screen.

While Dick and Tim were fully expecting a remake of the 1954 classic they were not prepared for just how good it was. The acting was top notch, the music was excellent and the special effects were mind blowing.

Being Godzilla purists, Dick and Tim loved the kaiju's first destructive romp through the Ginza. They particularly loved seeing the reenactment of the classic commuter train scene, applauding loudly along with half the audience when Godzila had the passenger car in his teeth. They both cheered at the specticle of Godzilla's atomic breath and agreed that it was even better the Legendary movie version.

Duke was enthralled by the special effects. He declared the scene where the old battle cruiser Takao takes on the monster epic and seamlees. He cheered when Godzilla swallowed the mine and then regenerated (after a rather satisfying explosion). In fact both Duke and Tim were happy to enjoy the massive property damage in the movie since they could not be blamed for any of it. The two spent the ride home trying to calculate how many new kaiju were going to come out of all of the various chunks of Godzilla from the movies' ending. Their laughter as they talked about how many cities the herd of Godzillas could demolish was vaguely disturbing.

Jason was honestly surprised how good the movie was. He declaring that, unlike the 2014 Legendary movie, he actually cared about the squishy human's stories. Considering himself the family's preeminent movie critic, Jason gave the flick his top rating of five bullets.

Damian, unsurprisingly, found himself sympathizing with Godzilla. After all, the kaiju was only doing what his instincts prompted him to. Damian's opinion that it wasn't Godzilla's fault that humans were in his territory and were attacking him.

Having been schooled in the principals of Bushido, Damian also appreciated Shikishima's need to atone for his past and the guilt he felt at surviving when his comrades did not. It was what happened to Noriko and Shikishima's vow of revenge that seemed to truly speak to Damian. He and Dick had a deep conversation on the way home about how revenge is a double sided blade that hurts you when you wield it. If the suicidal pilot had followed through with his plan then he would have denied himself the very thing he craved the most - love and a family. Of all the things Dick hoped for from the movie, a life lesson for Damian was the most welcome and the most unexpected.

[whiteelordaart]

Lighting One Up

Here’s a little something different with Jason Todd.

[whalehouse1]

Just saying the song Nerdy Prudes Must Die, with the exception of the insults and use of the word jock, is very much the same energy I got watching Under the Red Hood.

[homochihuahua]

Omg like this is Jason

[mjmagics]

I want to order one of those character letters. I see them everywhere and I want one from Jason Todd lmao. Save me from myself, am I right?

anyways- I’m working on Kittens and Titus.

Also if anyone has ordered those character letters lmk what shop you used and also I feel so embarrassed wanting to order one so like— idk did you feel that way?

[white-elordas-nerdy-lifestyle]

16th July 2024

My cute mini figures from the @jaydick-week Nighthood Zine