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i miss red robin

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Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

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Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

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HELLO WHY ARWNR WE TALKINF ABOUT THIS MORE??? (On Cassandra’s tumblr)

Magnus & Will ur friendship will always have a place in my heart

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"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

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Just so you know Neil being Demi wouldnt hit the same if Andrew was not a twin/sibling

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I love that it’s technically fully canon compliant characterization that Danny A) once asked if seals were dogs because they bark, and simultaneously B) knows how to successfully land a space shuttle at 14 bc he does simulations online constantly. Truly one of the most Characters of All Time.

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me.

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Tim, eyes darting all across his many boards of maps and notes: I know Bruce is alive. We need to go to the other side of the wolrd

Jack, folding his newspaper and texting Dana: you know I’ve always wanted to do a world tour someday, works for me

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It's so satisfying to know that Riko, out of all the people that were supposed to be in the perfect court, was the worst player overall (if the others played at full potential).

Like, we know for a fact he was worse than Kevin, that's explicit.

Then we have Neil, who is like... both an amazing striker AND backliner just by having trained for it for the grand total of like...2 years. He knows both roles and plays them top of the line. He is also always the fastest player on the court, and has enough endurance to play full games... he is so well rounded it's scary.

Andrew is just...out of the league when it comes to ability. He is out of any chart canonically. He just never tries -but when he does? To be able to choose how many shots he wants to let go through, to again play full games and letting only what 16 shots in out of HUNDREDS against the ravens?? He is overpowered, nora gave him depression because if he had the passion to play frfr he'd be court by like 19. No college needed.

Jean is able to be one of the best backliners while playing with broken fingers, broken/bruised ribs, being 2 years younger than everyone else, sleep deprived, tortured...the list goes on. He is still out there blowing everyone out of left field. He is big and coordinated, steady on his feet. And unmovable object. In saner and safer conditions he'll shine so hard the fans will need sunglasses. He's harder to point down as objectively better than Riko but like,, you see my point. Even if they were to be equal players he'd still win in the physique department, making him overall better.

Just. I love this.

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Love when people are like “wait!!!!! If you ship prongsfoot, what about this other character???? Who will love them if Sirius and James are in a relationship???”

Literally don’t care. Sorry you don’t have the skills to imagine them with someone else or that you think they need to be in a relationship

(Basically, I don’t need to put Remus in a relationship, I love him but I don’t really care about his romantic life)

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I need in my life Tim Drake who does rely on adults but really only one and Bruce is jealous as fuck about it.

"Tim where's your spleen, why haven't you told anyone about this"

"I told Dick what you talking about"

"Tim you played baseball in our space why didn't you call for backup"

"I called Dick"

Why didn't you tell us you were bisexual"

"Dicks known for years? Wym?"

You see my vision Bruce, Alfred, Jack Drake I need these adults pushing for Tim to talk to them or ask for help and this boy to just constantly be like Dick knows, I called Dick, why would I call you.

Dick's sitting pretty knowing everything not surprised by a single fact because if it's the stupidest thing or the most important guess what Tim called him.

The man knows and sees all because Tim heard once that you tell a trusted adult important stuff and well Tim has only ever trusted one.

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Tim's love language is just putting his body weight,resting his head on their shoulder,just laying on someone to show platonic love (he's just like me)

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has anyone read a fic where Neil and Andrew occasionally really outperform during practice as a way to basically edge each other before fucking and someone else realizes that’s what they’re doing? Like Kevin notices that after practices where Andrew blocks everything, he and Neil always have to go on a looong drive and come back all rumpled? Or did Matt notice after a hard practice Neil and Andrew will both disappear into the showers for longer than usual? Because I’d love to read or possibly write it or both!

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neil probably never used any perfume while on the run, because he had more important matters to prioritize and because the foreign smell would probably mess with his senses

he would definitely notice other people using it but he could never wrap his head around how they didn't get tired of the scent after using a whole vial

one day, though, while shopping with allison he picked a free sample of one fragrance to try. that afternoon andrew couldn't get enough of neil and he didn't stop even after being mercilessly teased about his neck fetish

the next day neil went back to the store and bought the full bottle

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No matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that's so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you'll say "Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you're right" and that doesn't mean you were "morally toxic" before, it means you're a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

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Neil: I want you to admit there's an us.

Andrew, reaching to unbutton Neil's pants: Shut up, I hate you. You're nothing. There is no us.

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Nicky: (looks at Neil for more than 2 seconds)

Andrew, in german: Fuck off he's mine, don't you dare touch him.