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what if i said... hear me out... neil with a mullet 👀 and it's a little bit wavy in the back... and the pieces of hair along his neck curl up when he gets sweaty... and it drives andrew insane... what then
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All this smoking that andreil do and we don't get one single butt-fucking moment.
wtf.
Do you know how hot it can be lighting your cigarette off someone else? when it's in their mouth? please. (specially when you like them? when you got that UST? oh maaaaaan)
you know neil would look andrew dead in the eyes as he did it, even better if andrews is almost out so they're super close.
andrew? he's grabbing neil by the back of the neck to pull him close and hold him there to light his own.
I have expired. I need it.
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redraw of iconic photo by james patrick dawson, and how are you coping with waiting for tgr??
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do you think god stays in heaven out of fear? Pt3 (pt2) (pt4)
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it actually pisses me off so much whenever anyone calls andrew a sociopath. ik not everyone is privy to the details of his life but you want to come after andrew minyard??? the love of my damn life??? and pretend he doesn't have FEELINGS????
andrew, who finally found a loving mother after years of abuse in the foster system and wanted so badly to be loved he tried to force himself to endure more abuse, and only put a stop to it to protect a brother he’d never met
andrew, who fights fiercely to protect other people's boundaries no matter who they are, even if it's his own family crossing a line
andrew, who learned exy in juvie and managed to put enough effort into it to become the best damn goalkeeper in class 1 exy
andrew, who told his uncle about his abuse to make sure his abuser wouldn’t have access to any more kids after him, only to be told it was a misunderstanding
andrew, who nearly killed the men who attacked his cousin and then was drugged against his will for nearly three years and took every opportunity to fight for sobriety even though it made him sick
andrew, who promised to protect kevin on only the hope of a future will to live because he wanted it so badly, because kevin told him he was worth something
andrew, who befriended renee when he discovered how similar they were and trusted her with his past and learned from her a way to protect himself and the people he cares about, who talks to her about the zombie apocalypse and world war 3 and spars with her when he's upset and only wins half their fights and never treats her like her faith or kindness make her weak or fragile
andrew, who fully trusts and believes in bee's ability to help him, laughs when she sends him funny texts, buys her souvenirs at the airport, and would go back for her in an apocalypse
andrew, who shut down the goal because wymack asked him to, but pretended it was for the booze
andrew, who falls for a man who’s an obvious liar and a runaway, knowing it could kill him to let someone in again, "maybe i'm not as smart as i thought i was"
andrew, who says yes to neil because neil is the only one who actually pays attention to how andrew thinks and listens to his reasons and offers him something in return for his loyalty, who gets close to neil because neil respects his no, "that's why"
andrew, who’s afraid of heights
andrew, who fights fiercely to protect the people he loves but won’t tell them why, because caring almost killed him the first time, who keeps his promises, "fuck you for expecting anything else"
andrew, who is fighting so, so hard to be alive and never gets any credit for it
andrew, who does end up smiling after he comes off the drugs, god damn it i will die on this hill!!!!
literally don't say shit to me about andrew "has feelings" minyard
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I guess you could call this No.7.5?? Of Foxes snaps
I have so many other versions of these w diff couples idk if i should post them or not
No.7<—-
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andrew absolutely says he’s going to get neil microchipped
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Imagine the potential of AFTG with a Glee type sense of humor:
Kevin: there’s only one person who can tell you who you really are.
Neil: Me? :)
Kevin: No, me. Kevin Day.
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Nicky: Please don’t tell my mom!
Andrew: No, I can’t, I don’t speak spanish.
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Wymack: What do you guys say when you answer the phone?
Matt: Waddup ;)
Dan: Who this be??
Neil: No, she’s dead, this is her son.
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Jeremy: I’m gonna fake a epileptic seizure.
Jean: you’re not an epileptic.
Jeremy: that’s why I’m gonna fake it.
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the foxes giving neil a bunch of key chains / trinkets to attach to his keys bcus they realize it means something to him and wanna support him -> nice, cute, probably occurs every christmas / bday bcus he's canonically hard to shop for
the foxes giving neil a bunch of key chains / trinkets to attach to his keys bcus he walks as silently as a fucking cat and they got tired of getting jump scared so now they hear him coming-> hilarious. my favorite version of this hc. neil josten jingling down the sidewalk like a dyke w/ a carabiner is everything to me
andrew wearing a necklace with a lock and giving neil a matching collar that he can attach the columbia house key to -> 😳😏
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smoochie andreil at eden 🦊🧡 (kevin is not there)
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
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keep seeing commentary on elon morks nazi gesture questioning wether hes just being immature troll or actually has fascist belief. this analysis is the classic 'EVIL OR DUMB?' dichotomy (are they evil, or are they just dumb?) but these commentary folks fail to grasp the obvious answer: elon is both
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