#nerd kid

[guillotineapprehensive]

when i was a small child i constructed an anatomically-correct adult human sized skeleton (with a printed paper pattern and brads)

Like this:

And I confidently told my mother his name was:

> Allegazuleheim

My mom dutifully wrote it down in the scrapbook next to a photo of Allegazuleheim

The name is 6 syllables long and I haven't a clue where I got it from

He still exists. Something like 21 years later. Allegazuleheim comes out of his storage bin every Halloween to hang out in the window. The trick or treaters don't know his name. But that's ok. He knows it. And now you do too.

[aridatinas-art]

something something ... Stanford "Why didn't Rudolf just kill the other reindeer?" Pines and Fiddleford "I create death-mechas when my feelings get hurt" McGucket

[egophiliac]

THE POME AND IGNI MOB DUO ARE OUT IN EN!!!

YES I'm SO glad everyone else was also charmed by these two ridiculous spotlight-stealers and their thirty seconds of stardom. :D

(this was very fast I'm sorry)

[eliza-4642]

[misterpseudonym]

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny held up a large sign from the background like a man at an airport as thier leader, Robin, gave his report to this "Justice League". The first sign said, "Help! I'm surrounded by daddy issues!" Earning a laugh from someone off camera. He then pulled the next card out from behind the first one.

"Can you send air fresheners? It smells like teen angst in here"

This one got a cackle from someone on the Justice League side of things. Score. No one here really wants to laugh. They're all edgelords and Danny is suffering. He didn't really want to be here, but things in Amity had ended in a way he never expected.

Both he and his parents had been arrested.

Not by his worlds government, mind you, but by the government of another Earth. This Earth that he was currently on to be more accurate. Who knew that so much of the stuff he and his parents had been doing was super illegal and wouldn't ya know it? He was in the middle of doing something really sketchy looking in his parents lab when the feds busted in.

Thankfully, the Justice League presented him with a deal: they take him out of Juvie and the reformation program he was in, and in return, he joins a team of former teen/child villains and anti-heros.

Figuring he had nothing to lose at this point he agreed.

He was not expecting to be surrounded by angry angsty teens. His fault really. He should have known better. Thankfully it seems like nobody knows about Phantom and he'd like to keep it that way.

Psaro was his calm in the storm. The other boy was proud and almost as arrogant as Robin, but he had been proven to be very kind and reliable. If Danny ever needed advice or if Robin was getting a bit too much, he could just knock of Psaros door.

The last time Robin had a fit and was starting a fight with someone, Mr. Pointy ears stepped up and told Robin that his outburst was undignified, especially for someone of a higher class like Robin seems to be presenting himself as. He also said something about there being a big difference between a king and a tyrant, but Danny had been trying to rush Robin's victim to the medway and didn't hear all of the convo.

Psaro was some kind of half demon prince who was also from another world. He didn't have a superhero name yet, but the program was brand new, and to be fair, Danny didn't officially have one either.

Some lady called Raven was supposed to be coming in to help Psaro and convince him to embrace his human half and help him with magic and...something about a curse? What did Danny get himself into???

[luthqrs]

"I thought you said it was physics?" "Physics... magic." JENNIFER JAREAU, SPENCER REID, PENELOPE GARCIA & EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 2x12 | 'Profiler, Profiled'

[strrykais]

°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ love (untold)

as complete total opposites you and hyunjin have been friends for as long as you both can remember. he has always been by your side whenever you called, he just wishes you would call to tell him you love him.

pairing: nerd!hyunjin x fem!reader

genres: social media au (smau), written, childhood friends to lovers, fluff, unrequited love, senior year (college), jealous bff (both ways) more to be added

extra: they have been friends for 14 years, hyunjin fell first and harder, hyunjin super geek, yn very popular, both are very touchy to each other, yn terrible taste in guys..

playlist: you are in love - taylor swift | fallingforyou - the 1975 | the only exception- paramore | sweet - cigarettes after sex | sorry, i love you - stray kids | love untold-hyunjin | miss you - hyunjin | there - stray kids |

authors note: hey… THIS WILL BE A SHORT ONE (i hope)

status: finished

taglist: closed

1- shit bag to go

2- what moms are hot??

3- cliterferencing right now

4- enemies to lovers trope

5- teach me how to kiss

6- you fucked hyunjin??

7- i want him inside me

8- live tweeting before sex

- extras

hyunjins first time

[ind0mitablesw0rdsmen]

I think people forget that sam winchester was sort of a little shit when he was younger lol

[zephyr-ro-emenki]

Random Batfam Headcanon's #11:

Jason ends up running into old highschool classmates once he's back in Gotham as Red Hood, and they're happy he's back, but they're upset with him. Not for anything he did before he left, it was the fact that he was the Drama Clubs star actor of their next play (it was the Lightning Thief Musical) and he disappeared and died a week before opening night.

_______________________________________________

Friend #1: "wait, Jason? Jason Todd??"

Jason: *confused Hood noises*

Friend #2: "that's him. JASON, YOU MONTIQUE FUCK, GET YOUR RAT ASS BACK HERE!!!"

Jason: "oh fuck..."

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Friend #1, seeing Jason's white streaked Lazarus pit hair: "My, what white bangs you have."

Jason: "what better to fit in with the fashion trends with."

Friend #2, seeing Jason's now green eyes: "My, what green eyes you have."

Jason: "what better to read from the script my dear."

Friend #1: "You son of a Bitch..."

Jason: "what now?"

Friend #1: "did you ditch us, ditch Gotham entirely, change your eye color, dye your bangs, and let your family think you were dead... Because you were method acting for your role as Percy Jackson in our fucking Musical?!?!"

Jason: "..."

Friend #2: "You motherfucker..."

Friend #1: "YOU FUCKING WOULD WOULDN'T YOU!!"

Jason, Panicking, because he did none of that: "...um, yes?"

Friend #1: "MOTHERFUCKER, YOU FUCKING LEGEND!!!"

Friend #2: "KING! KING! PLEASE TEACH ME YOUR COMMITMENT METHODS!!!"

[milkywayes]

GARRUS VAKARIAN: DATABASE IMAGE ACCESS. > PT. 1 : 2160, 2166, 2170. > all files backdated according to user preferences: (terran_coordinated.calendar).

[spookberry]

Happy Birthday to my cool older brother,

if you see this i will have to kill you tho

[naggingatlas]

watched my friend kass play pressure on stream today n doodled sebastian n then she colored him :) super nostalgic shit. add this one to my collection of butch women on t btw

[randomthing13]

💥💥💥💥💥BILLY TIME 💥💥💥💥💥

I did it, guys! I drew the Whiz kid and his little deeds. I love the idea of Billy interviewing other heroes and being a sassy little guy. GUH, I wish there was more stuff for my boy. 😔

[maskofnova]

I think its a rite of passage to make an au at least once, and ive been thinking super hard about how Sonic raised tails lately. So obviously an age swap au had to happen. Aka, the au in which they are both team turbo nerd and Tails needs a Vacation as a dire medical suggestion. (more rambling in tags)

[angelcake10023]

Did some semi-random screenshot redraws… except they’re all Tang ✨ (+ a pigsy)