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yetanotherthriftblog · 10 days

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There's a Rite-Aid in my neighborhood that closed then turned into a Habitat Re-Store. They kept one of the original store fixtures intact, this display for products for your fingernails like polish and fakes.

...And now the "nail bar" contains actual iron nails.

#thriftstore #hardware store #well played Habitat #nailed and screwed #screw nut and bolt

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sortanonymous · 7 months

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#kids online safety bill #kids online safety act #kosa #stop kosa #bad internet bills #censorship #didn't expect to post about this twice but i absolutely need at least someone to see these points #transphobes #edit: well this took off #somehow forgot a big point from my last more grimly jokey post on this #it's clear as day that the companies supporting are all for it to put the 1000th nail in the coffin for everyone's privacy #it's not about saving the children #and of course the senile freaks in congress aren't budging if it means further screwing over vulnerable minorities in and out of america #shameful. absolutely shameful.

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heyyesimtrash-whatofit · 2 months

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A portrait of a boy torn appart by time itself

Marty McFly: the World’s First Human Time Traveler

(Rambles and alt-colors under cut)

For as long as I’ve loved Back to the Future, I’ve never done any art for it. Is part of the reason for that Marty’s dang hair and the fact that I could never get it right? Maybe. But! In light of me getting tickets to go and see the BTTF Musical on tour with my (equally as big of a nerd) father, I was hit with a vision and just had to draw it. So here we are, the boy torn by time himself, Marty “The World’s Coolest Loser” McFly.

Honestly very proud of this piece. I learned how to fake holographics in a 2D piece, render lightning, and draw Marty’s stupid hair all in the span of creating it and I’m glad to say I now have those skills under my belt. Expect more BTTF alongside my recent Gatsby obsession and slowly returning LSOH adoration. See you in the future! 🎸⚡️⏰

Non B&W photo version and Plain Marty cause I’m proud:

#my art #back to the future #back to the future the musical #bttf #bttf fanart #bttf musical #yeah that’s right I’m a giant nerd #have loved these movies since childhood and still love them now #honestly even more because the musical just made me more of a nerd #one does not simply create a BTTF musical and have me be normal abt it #also screw Marty’s hair. idk why it’s so hard to nail but it took me like- 30 mins #literally the part that took the longest #AND HES WEARING LIKE 40 BAJILLION LAYERS #Seriously dude are you cold or what #anyway yeah #tada

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haedshct · 1 month

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shoutout to a happy chaos rper on this panfandom rp giving my bedman an absolutely godawful time

#me when the hypocrisy has hit full circle #me when i am completely aware of the grave im burying myself in and instead of changing i take up a screw and nail myself into my coffin #and it hurts and it makes yourself feel worse and you cant even start to believe its for any good cause you can pursue #but its all you died with #bedman

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chasingrainbowsforever · 3 months

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~ Rusty Metals ~

#rust #metal #chains #screws #nails #rusty metal #terracotta #orange #orange brown

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patchyworx · 9 months

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Made this little thing out of some trash and junk basically

I am very proud of it

Items used:

Peice of plastic left over from a press on nail set (pink thing beside it is also a peice of that for reference)

Clear gel nail polish

3 flecks of blue glitter

2 different metallic sharpies (silver and bronze)

Dry erase marker

Snippet of string from a clothing tag

#and also a fuckton of sanding with a nail file #shaping the half-dried gel polish with my finger and the pink plastic peice #having to very very carefully dab tiny beads of clear polish over the glitter bits to make them look like entire gems #<- i screwed up doing that several times btw and had to scrape it off with a peice of wire #a lot of coats of sharpie. then dry erase marker. then nail polish. then sharpie again.#very pain in the ass #also hand reveal i guess???#patchy sculpts??? makes??? idk this isn't a drawing or a ramble so #miniature #patchy irl #<- i guess?

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markets · 1 month

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im like if one of those guys that needs an alt manic pixie dream girl to fix them was a girl

#shoutout to the emo boy for screwing the loose nails in my head on tight i fw you heavy❤️#angiemarkets.txt

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prince-of-red-lions · 11 months

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nintendonintendonintendonintendonintendonintendonintendo

WHY LIVE ACTION I WANT MY GOOFY SKRUNGLE CARTOONY BOY :(

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sskk-manifesto · 2 months

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Ep 5!!!

#Episodes that make me go “The author has never talked with a woman ever” 😓😓😓#I don't like how Lucy's character is handled at all. And I feel like I can't talk about it because I'm just going to sound like a bitter–#ss/kk shipper... But I really don't like it. And if it can help my case I'm a multishipper so I really don't take any–#issues with atsu/lucy I like the ship quite a lot actually.#So you're telling me there's this girl... Who meets this boy who pretty much ruined her life by directly causing her to lose her job...#And the next time she sees him she's going to sacrifice her own freedom for him as well as tell him “when you're done doing your things–#come and save me” (longest ewwww ever)... And when she regains freedom (author didn't bother to explain how because they don't care)–#she goes to work... As a waitress at the café beneath his workplace. So he can keep doing his Cool Superpowers Job while she literally–#must serve him every time he visits the place. It's just ?????????????????????????????????#Look‚ I don't dislike Lucy and I feel general affection towards her. It's just that they make her act like no one ever would #Just for the sake of the plot I guess #And like I knoww it's (probably just a little) more nuanced than that. I know Lucy is living her own fairy tale fantasy.#It's just that what I've said about her story is still true‚ you know?#I'm sorry but as sweet as atsu/lucy can be. I really hate the author for making Lucy a waitress. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.#It's so weird. This anime has women writing standards that feel like dating back to the 20s #Same with Katai and the ideal woman tbh. Like why are women to be seen as this abstract impersonal entities? Why can't they just be people?#Ideal for WHO. It's like super screwed up of a concept. What even is an ideal woman? What does it mean to be a woman anyways?#They just want to say “ideal wife”. But women aren't made to be wives their existence isn't functional to another person.#Sorry. I derail. Next episode is going to be even worse on this front ughhhh #Back to the episode: once again it really shows they were running out of budget with this season‚‚‚ the animation looks very suffered #Too many flashback also... I feel bad for the animators tbh #I don't really like the shift in art style :( Not even Atsushi I found particularly pretty this episode my heart cries #The nail pulling thing made me feel like throwing up afhsjyabfsbfwasfvb I feel like I can bear worse gore but there's a couple of little–#specific things I can't stand and this seems to be one of them pffftttt #I like Higuchi I think she's both very funny and cool. I really wish she was explored more (but then again looking at Teruko... )#The relationship between Kunikida and Katai looks so interesting even though we only get glimpses of it. Kunikida regrets Katai leaving–#the ada but is also happy for him but also worries for him. He comes to his house seemingly to check on him and starts cleaning around.#The way he loves him and cherishes their friendship and shared history is really evident and it makes for a compelling dynamic.#Perhaps I should read their short story... In any case. Going to someone's house and compulsively start doing the dishes half out of will–#to help out half because he can't bear the mess sounds a lot like something I'd do lol

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moshieee · 8 months

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so when IS your birthday? :0

I know right??? math is such a fun subject!!!

Open the tags if you dare

#i promise im not avoiding the question this is just funny #asks #honestly tho i do like math #english is one of my worst subjects because numbers make more sense to me #it funny that people look at me as an artist and are like “so you're majoring in art right?'”#nope lol im going into accounting #im decent at resource management and organization #i even got an award for most organized in my stage craft class #incase you dontnknow what stage craft is its basically the construction crew for the drama kids to do their thing #props costumes backgrounds lighting sound #all of that is stage craft stuff #do some math silly ✨#and basically i got that award by organizing the entirety of the stagecraft room #everything was stored in there and it was a mess #ended up spending a few weeks just organizing the nails screws and bolts #was supposed to only take a few days but no one was helping #also had to organize them by length too #but in the end it was a lit of fun and not i have a cool poster up on my wall with my chosen name #so not all a loss #yes i am rambling on purpose #and i shall keep doing it now #but honestly its so nice that people are being more considerate of my pronouns and chosen name #i actually feel like im being respected as a person and not just a student #its like they didn't trust me to know myself before which is annoying #but hey i guess it could be worse #im living with my aunt now so thays a huge improvement #my parents may have tried but uhhh #they didn't always do the right thing #ok i think thats enough rambling for people to have stopped read at this point #i got to get ready for school now

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eridan-ampora · 1 year

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my entire strategy in hollow knight is to heal constantly and hit things very fast and very hard until they are dead. this works really great, right up until the part where it doesn't,

#and then i am screwed :)#gray.txt #hollow knight #i never got the hang of nail arts and spells #it is kind of like. being amazing at 2d art.#and then suddenly you HAVE to sculpt something instead #but instead of trying a new skillset you just desperately try to adapt the old one by drawing on the fucking clay #........this simile got out of hand. anyway.#i am really good at my one (1) strategy but my lack of adaptability is gonna make p5 & like ANYTHING with bindings 100% impossible LOL #ive done everythin else tho :) incl. PoP #p5 is the only achievement im missing

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starlooove · 5 months

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“There is no fanfic on Stephs treatment I have checked” that’s like the whole point.

#I’m not saying ur wrong bc it’s not canon #I’m saying ur wrong bc ur perpetuating the misogyny that got u there in the first place #and yeah imma take it there it IS that deep to me sorry #like this isn’t like a diff in opinion on an arc or smth #this is quite literally the bigotry that fandoms supposed to be an escape from manifesting itself again with a rainbow flag over it it’s so #like first of all not that serious but concerning to me is getting into smth without knowing the source material #u don’t need to know the exact timeline of events and which specific Batmobile Bruce had in every era duh #that’d be hypocritical to say I read character to character screw the timeline lmao #but it’s like. ur telling me u adore Dick Grayson and have never picked up NTT?#u wanna analyze the queer coding in Tim’s character but you’ve never read his og robin run?#u wanna talk about Damian’s character growth but you’ve only read Batman and Robin 2020s?#u ADORRRRE steph and cass and you haven’t even read batgirls #and that’s like nonissues #my issues are u wanna discuss how Barbara is actually so cold and cruel to dick for how she handled Catalina and you’ve never read birds of #prey and actually dick never cheated so (this isn’t me being hypocritical if you’ve seen that post I just lowk changed my mind)#or if he did it was justified or whatever #you wanna talk about how Jason and Roy are soulmates and you can’t tell me a single thing besides he’s an archer a father and an addict #it’s like ur putting shit out there about these characters and their relationships and you don’t know them #and more people who don’t know them see ur shit and do the same thing #and that’s mid level issue #the BIG issue is that y’all have not unpacked ur racism misogyny or classism enough to do this and then turn around and say ur fixing dc or #whatever. u have not done enough work to speak on Jason or Damian and say they deserve better whilst u water down their anger into smth #palatable and sweet on ur white faves. u don’t get to complain about how there’s not enough about steph and all u do is spread more made up #shit to infantilize tim. and I’m not saying I’ll never read a tim centric fic that’s ooc and stupid and have fun #I do that and I don’t talk about it bc that shit should not be the main writing you find when you look for BATMAN lmao #and even then they HIGHEST problem is that even when people make more content centering the woc poc and yes even WW it still doesn’t get any #traction bc y’all haven’t unpacked as much of ur racism and misogyny as u think u have #making hcs about tim being a Barbie and Jason being a feminist and dick painting his nails is not progressive when Steph and cass are #cardboard cutouts or the vehicles through which the white men discover feminity is ok actually and nothing else #and then Duke and Damian are the token straights or allies. like y’all are so sick lmao

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justamegafan · 2 years

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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10

Don’t mess with Wednesday Y/N

W!Y/N is walking down the hallway filled with deity children all of which are laughing until they notice her presence, which they move out of her way in fear

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not sure who’s twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescent deities in charge of what to do with Humanity by higher deities who’s dreams were crushes years ago… (Looks at Poseidon, Shiva and Aphrodite) but I admire the sadism

Wednesday Y/N walks over to her little brother Cain’s locker which has graffiti over it with insults, opens it and finds Cain all ties up with an Apple in his mouth as he falls over to the ground

Wednesday Y/N (Leans over her brother and takes out the Apple in his mouth): I want names

Cain (Crying): I don’t know who they were, honest. It happened so fast!

Wednesday Y/N (Untying her brother): Cain, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together

Cain (Whimpering):

Wednesday Y/N: Now

As Y/N touches her brothers wrists, she suddenly has a vision of a few older adolescent deities that bullied her brother

Wednesday Y/N (Gasps):

Cain (Concerned for his sister): You okay?

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like Electroshock Therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn

Wednesday Y/N (Gets up): Leave this to me

Cain (Scared): Y/N? What are you gonna do?

Wednesday Y/N (Pauses and turns around to look at her brother): What I do best (Walks off)

‘Non, Je Ne Regrette Rein’ begins to play

The teenage deities that bullied Cain are exercising/goofing off in a swimming pool, with W!Y/N slowly walking in on them

Deity Bully #1: Yo, look! It’s Cain’s sister!

All the Deities look at the entrance to see Y/N walk in with her regular stoic

Deity Bully #2: Hey, freak. This is a closed practice

All the Deities (Begin laughing at Y/N):

Wednesday Y/N: The only person who gets to torture my brothers is me (Reveals 2 bags full of Piranhas)

All the Deities (Begin to turn pale and freak out):

Wednesday Y/N (Drops both the bags full of piranhas into the pool):

The Piranhas, thus begin to quickly swim towards the deities with intent to harm them

While the Deities are screaming as they’re trying to swim out of the pool, Y/N has a very small smile slowly creeping up her face, and finally smiles when one of her Piranha pals bites into a Deity, making them bleed as they’re screaming in utter agony

Adam and Eve are very proud of their daughter defending her brother

#Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #RoR Cain #Wednesday Y/N can communicate with Animals too #Wednesday Y/N has the Gods shooketh #Wednesday Y/N doesn’t screw around #Source: Wednesday #Wednesday Y/N cares about her brother #But she shows her care in a tougher way #Wednesday Y/N is tough as nails

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jennhoney · 6 months

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Murble, about the TV room: it looks so nice in here!

Me: thanks! I was worried that you wouldn’t like it but nothing is permanent. I’m using the picture rail for everything and all the shelving is easily movable.

Murble: I’m not worried about that.

Me: I’m going to try to get as much of my art on this wall as possible. Like this photograph, is one of my favorites of dad and grandma and I haven’t been able to live with it in a long time.

Murble: oh that is a great picture!

#acknowledging the nice moment because even in her absence she was annoying the heck out of me #it is ridiculous how many nails and screws she put in plaster I. this one room #when there is a very good picture rail #the Murbleage #jennhoney personal log

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january-summers · 10 months

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By a landslide victory of 2 to Nuthin' the winner of the informal 'name my Iowa|Caboose fic' poll is:

By Any Other Name (990 words) by Sanctified_Jasper Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Michael J. Caboose & Agent Washington, Agent Washington & Agent Iowa | Mike Characters: Agent Washington (Red vs. Blue), Michael J. Caboose, Agent Iowa | Mike, Lavernius Tucker Additional Tags: Accidental Misnaming, Blue Team Bonding, sad feels with a happy/hopeful ending, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, because this was actually a thought that got away from me and became fic -like, because this was actually a thought that got away from me and became fic-like, there's some Wash & Tucker bonding but it's low key and not the focus, Mentioned AI Program Epsilon | Leonard Church, and the YMMV identity issues relating to that brain mess

Summary: Washington accidentally calls Caboose by the wrong name.

#rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #michael j caboose #agent iowa #lavernius tucker #ao3 fic link #unless I screwed up the link part #HAHA! nailed it

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foxgloveinspace · 9 months

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What a fucking roller coaster of a weekend/week start.

My accordion is unplayable, and it’d be much more expensive to get it repaired then to buy a new one, and I can’t fix it cause I’m scared I’d break it instead.

#very much so #I had a good cry about it already. it’s been awhile since I’ve cried cause I was sad and not cause I was angry.#I’m not sad cause the accordion is unplayable…. well I am a bit… I’m mostly sad cause I wanted to play my grandma’s accordion.#the bass buttons are stuck. and it’s such an old model that it’s not just the kind that #screws together. it’s the kind that has tiny nails in it. so if I where to try and fix it. I’d end up braking it trying to get it back #together… so yeah. I’m pretty fucking sad tonight.

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