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morushroom · 2 years ago
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may i share with you the best video on the internet
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obtuse-goose · 3 months ago
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I'm going to the Hardware Store
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adhdandcomics · 1 year ago
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hey.. dont cry, let's stim in the home depot lighting section together, okay?
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hellsitegenetics · 9 months ago
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Please do the lyrics of "Hardware Store" by Weird Al
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one-time-i-dreamt · 8 months ago
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Eminem and Weird Al did a collab. Can’t remember what specifically it was about but it was fast, like the fast parts of Rap God and Hardware Store had a baby.
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parisoonic · 10 months ago
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i really wish we got the tf2 tv show because i think, about your talk about how pyro ends up being a foil to the other characters, pyro is such a wildcard of a character that if you need someone for an episode to complete a dynamic it's pyro. he's designated driver. he's the mcdonalds employee. he's scout's ma. she's helping miss p dismember bodies. it's coming in through the dog door
your ask got me thinking about how i'd use pyro in a show and IDK if anyone else has seen Solar Opposites but how they split the Pupa's screentime between A + B plots in the first/second season would be spot on the money for me. Pyro could be there, in the A plot, in small ways (like you said, at the back of the bus or en rotue to the episodes mission) but then gets sucked into a 'mundane' B plot for some tonal levity within the episode. Pyro's gotta run that FTSE 500 company! They've gotta seduce the Ballicorn comic writer in order to read the never-published final issue! They've gotta earn an Astrophysics PHD in order to steal their Professor's Pokemon topped pen....that sort of thing. And then occassionaly they can show up with the deus-ex-mechina for the episode with the rest of the team being none the wiser (other than vaguely baffled as their flamethrower could've REALLY come in handy fighting those haunted scarecrows).
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amethystsoda · 3 months ago
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🔨🪚🔥🚽🛞
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thanos-the-dad-titan · 2 months ago
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I have a great need of one of these. What I'll do with it I have no idea, but it's so damn cute.
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perispinel · 1 year ago
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the best weird al moments
Having a child with Pinkie Pie
Being mauled by a bear
Fighting a cow
Saving a broken marriage
Being musical accompaniment on a niche talk show
Being Daniel Radcliffe
hardware store
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angelofdawn · 2 months ago
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The tragedy of weird Al's Hardware Store is that in his excitement to be the very first in line he deprives himself of the chance to be the 27th customer thus losing his chance to get a free ball peen hammer.
Though perhaps the novelty of being very first outweighs the material value of the hammer, much to think about.
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dragonsheepstudios · 2 months ago
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If I knew how to edit out certain voices from a sound clip I would make that one tma episode where they find elias in his tower except he's singing the weird al hardware store bridge
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mudwerks · 1 month ago
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(via JHALAL DRUT: The Unmentionables (1963) hardware)
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oldshowbiz · 4 months ago
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Rake Oil Salesman
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fake-weird-al-facts · 7 months ago
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Weird Al Fact #52:
Hardware Store was written because there was no hardware store near Al's home in California and he missed the weekly trips he took to the hardware store in his youth.
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one-time-i-dreamt · 6 months ago
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Me and my friends were trapped in a murder house that was also a hardware/thrift store. Austin Butler was there and tried to use his training from playing Feyd-Rautha to fight off the bad guy. He almost immediately got killed.
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leosulfurous · 6 months ago
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The year is 2034. Weird Al Yankovic has gone WOKE. Of course, name changes to his songs were in order, therefore
''Fat'' is now PLUS SIZED ''Albuquerque'' is now CALIFORNIA ''Hardware Store'' is now HORMONES STORE ((gasps of terror from audience)) and uh. Eat It is now Swallow. or something. I don't know I ran out of ideas
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