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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIYOKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i put him in an acetone bath. hes nakey now.
oh lord they stripped him of all he is
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they started censoring "free luigi" on tiktok right? i know they like their horrible newspeak so i have one for you: "free the loogey". can also tie in to "hawk tuah".
im here every day
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what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good
#what fucking hardware store are you in lol#only good smell in mine is like the popcorn and some of the natural pest repellents#come back to the store after we get our lawn fertilizer in 🥴#get kisses from a billion gnatsss
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i love you either way Rhode Island.... even if you are foolish enough to think you have the power to overtake Connecticut, instead of the other way around.
i loved your deleted post.
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tumblr ate my text post about it being weird that this beef stick has corn syrup in it as its fourth ingredient after beef salt and water .... paid off by Big Link....
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[lil wayne superimposes his image onto my mind] uh oh yall im getting kinda queazy
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what pronouns do you use?
artist, music enjoyer
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its such a good thing for the public that fake smiling and conversation cheers me up otherwise everything in a 50 meter radius would be soaked in blood and guts
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tried one of those individual yogurts instead of big yogurt in a bowl. was perplexed to see butter and gelatin on the ingredients list.
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The Sisters of Mercy - Lucretia My Reflection
one of the best
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the thing is in hindsight i do think the hipster vs fandom blog dichotomy was a completely real and true phenomenon because to this day i will come across a social media post, youtube video, trend forecast article, etc that namedrops "2013 tumblr" and with the absolute bare minimum of context clues you can IMMEDIATELY tell whether they had a soft grunge blog or whether they were yelling about their ovaries exploding in the reblogs of a benedict cumberbatch gifset and it is ALWAYS one of those two extremes
#me? heh. i was posting about muffins B)#2014 i was a superwholocker. beat me take my blood.#i was also cutting myself very shortly after this i was just getting continually banned on instagram about it
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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
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