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usopps and a sprinkle of sanuso
#usopp is like my dead wife plot device who motivates me to get thru . literally everything#op#one piece#art#sanuso#my art#mintart#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#usopp#usosan#vampire sanuso au#god usopp#tag urself im leave ur friends before they leave u usopp#haha JOKE (lie)#im lying because im all of them#wait they don’t love you like i love you#hes just like me unfortunately#vampire au i nabbed from oomfs#HE HAD TO STOP BECUZ SANJI WAS LOSING MORE BLOOD FROM NOSEBLEEDS#ALSO STOLE THAT FROM OOMF#it's funnier to me if they were doing this pre relationship BHJGFKSD SANJI'S JUST LIKE THAT#daaiissyyy daiisyyyyyy give me your answer do im halffff craaazzyyyy all for the love of youu#anygays ^_^ expect minion sanusos later. twt oomfs im sorry (not)
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Why do the FEH devs insist on ignoring Nabatean lore so much?
I recently had a surprisingly cordial discussion on redshit with someone about the "nabateans = colonisers" take, and one of the main points raised was that the game was purposedly foggy around Nabateans/Sothis/their story because it would obviously favor a certain narrative (and thus make another narrative look, uh, not that marketable anymore).
To be honest, we still ended up with a product that had a lead go "this race and its blood* is the reason why the world sucks" and yet that lead is still marketable enough to have raunchy cipher cards and 5 FEH alts, so I actually wonder if, while pissing on that lore had that purpose, it was ultimately pointless since Supreme Leader can still sell goodies despite her incarnation in FE16.
And not only Supreme Leader - but the entirety of WC where we basically have 70% of the cast crying/complaining about their "mixed blood" or lack of and basically adding their 10 cents to the "this race and its blood is the reason why the world sucks".
I mean, can you imagine Sylvain selling any goodies and alts if Flayn replied to his "wah wah people only are kind to me and want to fuck me because I have Nabatean blood :(" by some uncharacteristic "good for you, I have to hide my ears, had to dye my hair, have to lie about my family because if the truth is found out about my identity, I will be hunted and vivisected like an animal and harvested for parts by people who call my kin abominations - just like what happens in the game where the same people who call my kin "abominations" ally with a classmate who calls me a creature and pretends I am incapable of human feelings based on my race".
FE Fodlan's main selling point is its cast of students, for various reasons, but even if I tried to kid myself, Nopes and FEH made it clears : students are the main selling point.
If you spare more time and attention to the Nabatean plot/lore, the students either grow from "likeable" to "despicable" or worse, you won't gaf about them because yeah sure, Hilda might be upset because people expect things from her due to her crust, but it would feel like a "peanut" compared to Seteth's irrational (granted, it's not so irrational since GW exists) fear that Flayn's newest friends would dissect her if they learnt she was a Nabatean, and being conflicted by finally letting her have human friends and form bonds she crave, or protect her due to the trauma from the genocide of their species.
Don't get me wrong, I love peanuts, I mean, not everyone can have a tragik of loaded backstory!
And yet, given how this verse's DNA is "can you fight against the red emperor who uwus about you", they had to add copious amounts of Earl Grey to their games so there's no clear-cut factions :
The "Your alien blood and its influence on the world corrupted it, so I want to reform it under my command" vs "I don't want to die and you oppose me due to my race and side with the people who genocided my kin"
is turned to :
"Your alien blood Crests and its your church's influence on the world corrupted it, so I want to reform it under my command"
"I don't want to die and you oppose me due to my race and side with the people who genocided my kin"
Sprinkle with the cast's hammering here and there that the "reforms" might be needed - but never develop on what they are - and add a few baseless and groundless takes as a toping (basically everything Claude says about tolerance and the general "isolationism/foreign policy" stuff) and you get FE Fodlan where the Red Emperor's war isn't seen as the catastrophe it is in the other entries from the series!
Now, for FEH...
FWIW, the F!F!Billy's trailer had them try to explain that Sothis was a bit pissed about her slaughtered/massacred children when Nopes never gave any reason about why she was pissed - maybe on Billy's behalf bcs Jerry's dead, but come on, she would indeed deserve the medal of the worst parent in the franchise if that was the case, since Billy can murder her daughter without Sothis taking over ! - but given that they cannot write/go against the source game those characters are from.
They tried a bit, with B!Supreme Leader and Hegemongard's FB, but then it stopped (because she had no "new unit" released since then lol) and I can understand why : Hegemongard came out before the Supreme Emblem, and Hegemongard hates dragons who are seen/perceived as gods by some of their human followers. Come FE17, and now Supreme Emblem accepts Alear because they are "one of the good ones". We can come up with HCs and details and talk about what are emblems or if Hegemongard's views were only hers at the end of AM all day long... But imo, Doylist wise, it still feels it's a retcon because the devs from the main games tried to scrap and remove the most "controversial" traits she had.
For the other characters... Well, you see what Marianne is in FEH (but even in her base games), she's one of the few characters who reacts - in a way - to the partial history about relics and demonic beasts and all... only to give sad uwus to Maurice.
FE16 (and Nopes) refused to have any "student" character react to the Nabatean lore/reveal, about what are relics and all. There are no lines, Claude shared some knowledge in the explore section of VW's last chapter, but we don't have anyone muse or think or even talk about what are relics, what are crests, and what kind of fuckery their ancestors or the ancient humans of Fodlan did.
With that in mind, FEH can't do much : either they write Marianne in a retcon-y way like what happened for Hegemongard (and they're not afraid to piss on characterisation, look at Lyon!), or they flanderise her "character" and develop her around 3 lines she had in the game in her paralogue, and continue to give sad uwus about Momo when he was at best a guy who slaughtered and murdered so much that he abused the Nabatean turned into a relic to the point where he turned in a demonic beast even if he had a matching crest, or at worst, had been part of Nemesis's piñata party in Zanado and was something of a genocider.
Tldr :
Why FE Fodlan never gaf about Nabateans : earl grey + the marketable cast has to stay marketable and you can't sell peanuts at the same price you'd sell swordfish
Why FEH dgaf about Nabatean lore : they can't afford to retcon characters + they have to sell peanut alts with the same seasoning they had in their base game.
For what it's worth though, I think FEH is more daring than the base game(s) given how they gave more lines and screentime to Rhea - through her different alts - than GW. And they even designed her Halloween!alt's lines to piss on some of Claude's assertions, while the various FB involving members of the church also - indirectly - reply to some accusations thrown their way in FE16 when, FE16, never gave them an opportunity or lines to explain that those takes were full of dung.
*"but random, maybe she doesn't know that the crests she often decries is "dragon blood"!"
It's highly debatable, especially given what she and Hubert throw to Billy in CF - but even if she doesn't, Doylist wise we still have a character who, knowingly or not, says "this race and its blood* is the reason why the world sucks" and who is never called out on her prejudice. That's more of an issue regarding the general writing though, she has to be a red emperor and took pages from Ashnard's book, and yet, the player must still feel bad and want to romance her, so her mindest/goal cannot be looked at too closely, because, I guess, even the devs thought it would be difficult to romance her (thus sell goodies!) if more light was shed on the "blood from this race corrupts our people" schtick -> which in turn would also make characters whose backstory and gimmick rely on "crying about crests" be way less likeable, thus marketable and able to sell goodies.
#anon#replies#heroes salt#fodlan nonsense#they can't develop stuff about nabateans else the people would wonder if this thing existed in FE16/Nôpes#and we all know people siding with the Agarthans would have like#a harder time justifying being allied to the Agarthans even if they don't know everything that transpired between them and the nabs#and yet Pelleas is accused of being a moron for listening to Izuka when he didn't even knew Izuka was the one who#developed the feral subhuman drug and earnt a PHD so#in the end everything's always about money#I'd buy in a heartbeat any Hilda (fe4) figurine#but i guess thes devs/money makers believe that antagonists at least in this franchise don't sell as well as marketable characters#like prime waifus#hell even UO started to print figurines of the main heroines but none as of yet of Alcina#can you imagine if the uwu overprotective dad joke#that is basically the crux of the Flayn'n'Seteth's relationship#was more developed in the lines of Seteth being afraid that Flayn would trust humans too much and reveal the truth about her#in a gesture of friendship and trust! and it would turn against her#I mean isn't it basically why the nabs are pissed at Adrestia??#Rhea trusted Willy about her pointy ears and now Willy's scion wants them out of Fodlan because their ears are pointy#or Flayn really getting along with people but ultimately not being able to trust them fully because she cannot tell them the truth#and maybe her support friends and all either pulling what everyone does with Marianne#or have the issue resolved in a more meaningful way like Nabs finally accepting to trust humans again in a plot relevant cutscene#and Flayn's final supports only being available after that cutscene#but we couldn't have that at all because again#Earl Grey + peanuts#can you imagine Sylvain getting a convo with Flayn post reveal? Where he feels like trash for wahwahing about his crust?#that's not the route the games wanted to walk on#so FEH can't walk it either#I swear this isn't a post asking for a new rhealt lol
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feral little dude!!!!
also a style practise! if u look at my past art you shall notice the abysmal lack of forehead space! also tried smth more angular
#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic au#my art#agartha au#ok so actually at the begging of The Plot his fur is actually all solid#but turns out the scientists left some inactive genes in him and some of the other kids#a sort of overdrive#they nabbed him and activated the genes making his fur go darker and tail longer#while the surge of chaos energy made his fur and quills grow as a side effecr#hes very unhappy about the sudden changes even more so thanks to the source#he's inspired by mistygaron and a little bit tsaikonautz#i just wanted a scruffy feral sonic for so long#he's also re-depressed and re-traumatized
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Shino raising his dead friends and friend's dog from the dead with the power of bugs as one friend's cousin watches [not clickbait]
#speculation nation#fanny watches naruto#bugs ment/#this mini arc is fucking wild actually what the fuck is going on#i am VERY definitely past everything ive seen before. both anime and manga.#which means this is all new. and i dont know whats going on hdskhfks#ino holding hands with shikamaru and choji (and making them hold hands) was really cute tho🥺🥺🥺#for circulating their chakra to keep them alive etc etc anyways those are her BOYS!!!!!! shes working so hard to keep them alive!!!!!!!!!#and then shino using his bugs to circulate the chakra of. two guys and a dog.#i love the focus being placed on him rn bc hes so rarely focused on. but also. it *is* kind of funny#i think it's akamaru. the dog. plus the bugs. hes literally just putting bugs on them so they'll move the chakra around#and doing it in the most Raising The Dead pose possible hflshfks god it's so funny#anyways genuinely why is kabuto going to such lengths to kill these four (plus a dog)#like hes got this whole plot hes committed 4 of his pawns to this. just sucking their souls outta their body bc Huh??#like ok shikamaru is a master tactician. i get him. and neji is a powerful jonin.#and choji is very strong Especially in conjunction with ino and shikamaru#that good old ino-shika-cho combo. you know.#then theres kiba and like kiba's strong but like. not all that special in the army??? like sorry kiba not to be mean#but like hes just a chunin. no special combos or insane intellect to set him apart.#he's a front liner. a good one! but ykno. not all that special in the army. sorry kiba.#the true answer for why these 4 (5 with the dog lol) were brought togegher for this#was for reminiscing about their failed sasuke retrieval arc. by the narrative.#but Also they have those same sound ninja 4 theyre up against. maybe those guys wanted to nab them bc of the grudge#and kabuto was just like 'sure yeah it wouldnt hurt to kill the nara and the hyuga'#actually im just now remembering his ninja info cards. freakish data collection on fucking everyone#and now here he is having grave robbed all over the goddamn place and prepped all the bodies with their weapons and what have you#taking the time to send these reanimated bodies towards their prior loved ones to take advantage of the personal turmoil#bro it's a fucking battlefield what??? how are you sending everyone to such specific people like that.#and then anko's just passed out behind him. she hasnt even been to the village since the pain attack. she is getting shelved SO bad#anyways kabuto's a little freak and i continue to hate him. grave robbing shithead.
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looking @ old fic i started when i was 14/15 is so funny bc im realizing once again why i never mark fics as abandoned even if its been literal years since i've touched them. specifically i was checking docs for stuff i started and either did or didn't post to ffn.
and its like. nothing is bad??? like i can see where my outside-the-box ideal of fic writing comes from. not just fics but writing in general, i'm p sure. even if it's a total cliche plot setup, there are details on each that rly make it stand out like oh yeahhhhhh i did have this great idea once upon a time.
funny too bc was it executed well in prose??? no absolutely not i wrote like shit when i was 15. would i revive an idea one day and revise it to be less cliche or cringy while still keeping the stand-out elements??? yea maybe. i might. everything i'm currently working on that i started from 2021 up to now still holds my supreme interest, but like i'm not gonna say never.
esp since i write fic first and foremost for my own need and specifically what i like to read, it makes it impossible to consider an idea i've thought extensively about "not worth writing anymore". anyway not making this too long i jus found everything interesting to consider
#writing#this fic i pulled up from JUNE 2014 crazy was the old chosenshi au i was trying to write for a friend#i dont ship blue/silver and never will and thats prolly why i never finished it#but i do still like!! the idea of rocket!blue raised w silver and breaking free of tr while running the hoenn branch#no idea how i remembered bc it wasnt in the plot pts on the doc but she was gonna get sent to the battle frontier#to nab jirachi and have encounters w frontier brains and change her mind at the end of it all#hell i could go back and not make it ship fic at all - have silver be a little one-sided obsessed or#even jus like.. attached to blue as a rivalry like as a way to show her up at every turn#another fic around the same time was the old pokespe hs au where i changed all the dexholder's names for some reason#i have no idea where i was in reading spe bc i put lyra in for some reason and had the sinnoh trio even tho i never read past v2 of dp#idk if it was more gameverse or what but its so funny looking @ the ship list n seeing i had gold paired w black#bc i had manga!ss and manga!ferriswheel so was it rly speverse or was i projecting????#actually i think black was supposed to die and gold was gonna go thru this whole thing abt grieving#looking at the ship list so funny bc i never shipped gold/crys or entourageshi#and clearly i did not know the superiority of pmshi if i threw lyra in jus for silver#god but i do love (most!) of the alt names i gave them#would absolutely fuck up the ship list if i ever redid it tho#also have perfectworld tho im sure i have the most recent rewrite on pen and paper somewhere#that one i also gave up bc the idea i had for flare!sycamore was cringe along with#every time i went back to work on it enough time passed that i thought my writing sucked#i rewrote that damn thing so many times but oooooooo i still love the idea#as long as i changed the cringe parts to smth better i could still rock w most of these#that fic rly had everything... psychic!korrina. leaf/serena. sycamore hacking the secret to mega evo. lys/syc that ends in failure#bc of the ending line i will never forget > only in a perfect world could you and i be together. destined and doomed from the start#im rambling n im boutta run outta tags gimme a sec
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i miss mace windu. where is he. is he safe. is he alright.
#i have to do everything in this house my own damn self#cheeri prattles on#one day i will go back to worldbuilding haruun kal#and i did recently nab a good plot point to use for maces padawanship#something to teach him temperance#ok slightly tangential here but i hate the impression that#just because there is a stereotype attached to smth - it should be entirely avoided#rather than effort being made to write it properly and thoroughly#like yes there is an angry black man/woman trope but that doesnt mean we cant experience anger#especially in situations where anger IS the expected outcome#mace isnt gonna learn ‘hey ur not allowed to be angry’ bc that would make anyone even more angry#but he learns that there is a time and a place for it#and that being angry in the moment .. well#‘be proactive not reactive’ is a lesson i learned as fuck in high school#ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY we stan mace windu and temperance#and his master cyslin who also had to learn temperance#and cyslins master kozish who hardly ever learned temperance so she taught herself#and then mace passes this to depa and omura#who pass this to zeyil and caleb and nathan + grace#ANYWAY ANYWAY ANYWAY
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In the galidraan au, omega is a clone of arla fett. I don’t know if it will come up at all or have any plot relevance, but it does shape my worldbuilding just a bit.
#chit chat#galidraan au#putting this in the galidraan au is made more difficult by the fact that none of the time travelers know anything about arla fett#lmao#rex knows omega purely out of blond clone solidarity and that's IT#sometimes i want to write like. current time oneshots. just to explain everything.#dooku nabbed arla fett at one point just to ensure compliance from jango#but jango was so onboard with the kill the jedi plot that he didn't end up needing her#so he erased her memory of him and sent her back to the facility#where she stayed until canon events#and palpatine kept an eye on her just in case they needed her again#there’s like a whole vague backstory i have about palpatine’s involvement in arla’s arrest and later her confinement at the valorum center#but i need to do a lot more research into mental health care before i could ever put it in a fic#and there is such a high likelihood of me never using it that i simply have not gotten around to it yet#psychiatric confinement tw#mental hospital tw#not precisely but if u know her backstory you know what I’m talking about
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The way it did before
Open starter if anyone wants it! Stepping back onto the island had been so refreshing, exciting even. Albeit the numerous gigantic bags he was hauling through snow, getting to his haven of an apartment was even better. He was greeted with the same gentle ambiance he left behind, the calm serenity of his home filled the void he had started to feel while away. Japan had been beautiful, but as the months went by he really truly began to miss his friends, the island,.... Home. As much as he'd love to hit the town and see familiar and new faces alike, the unpacking must commence. Which he might admit, is one of his favorite things. Reorganizing all of his stuff so it fits whatever category or drawer it needs to be in. It was like... Spring cleaning after a vacation. Laundry separated by colors and fabrics, gifts for his friends wrapped and placed neatly by the door, the clothes he had been gifted after his walks were pressed and hung, Masego playing on the record player, a relaxing hot shower, now all he had to do was pop his comfortable clothes and glasses on, and he was ready to enjoy the peace of the island. With a glass of rich red wine in hand he folds open one of the large glass doors that lead to his patio, crisp air nipping at his warm skin as he rests his arms on the railing, looking out at all the lights and the way the warm glow of the sunset glimmers off of the snow. He looked at it for the beauty it was. A place he is so happy to be. A place where he feels free, valued, and loved. It was really good to be back. Deep brown eyes take in everything as if he was consuming it all for the first time again, getting lost in his own comfort he didn't even realize how cold he was starting to get until he thinks he hears his name from below. Curious. Leaning over the railing, the arm with his wine glass just hanging over, he sees a familiar face way down below and he smiles wide, not even sure if they can see it through the snow; and knowing he wouldn't be able to, or want to for that matter, yell all the way down there, he motions with his arms an invitation from the cold, and a promise of wine if they wanted.
#Thread;Open#Thread;The way it did before#Open if anyone wants to nab it!!#Implies established friendship but if you wanna plot that lemme know!
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Ferd could not remember how he got here. Where... was 'here'...? His head ached something terrible,, and the dull throb pulsing on a high-ish left point on his forehead alerted him to be probably being knocked-out previously by blunt-force trauma,,,. A wetness was steadily dripping down his left brow, sticking his eyelashes with dark red with every blink. Ferd lifted his shoulder, and the light, metallic clink had him finally casting his gaze to his surroundings. Oh. There was somebody slumped behind him, the reason for the heavy weight leaning against his back, but he couldn't make out their face with the angle and how black fuzz was eating the edges of his vision,,. Distantly Ferd registered the steady rocking and clinking of a train's movement as he blinked. He licked his lips, noting how chapped and cracked they were despite him last remembering them soft under a layer of peach chapstick... and opened his mouth a crack, wincing as it pulled at his skin. ".....Wha.....-?"
#misc.#ic: 'a tissue or an ear - someone you can lean on taffy blue ice-cream and rain puddles' | 'i just want you to be happy. is that enough?'#char: ferd brownson#partner: atlas-c-stikkan - atlas chauncey stikkan#//a-daisy-reply#//tag: stranger!! -evan kemlp voice- hey there friend#//plot: kidnapped and stuffed onto a train ayo;;;;#//up to you whether it's the mugen train lmao;;#//and /if/ it's the mugen-train whether that's prior the Arc or during-it;;;#//we can /attempt/ the characters if you want??#//who nabbed them?? why??? we haven't gotten that far yet...
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I bought some of the layton games i didnt own copies of back in the day, just had on my r4, to replay slowly before whenever the new game comes out, and it seems a real shame to wipe the save data cause the prev owner Jenny full completed the game with every puzzle solved, twice!!
#professor layton#i am also very excited to play past curious village because i don't remember the crazy plot twists of the others#just the general vibes of the train and the future world place etc#also dreading trying to purchase azran legacy which ive never played as well as the phoenix wright cross over cause they're sooo expensive#need to nab them before the online shop closes but i like physical copies and the digitals are still $60aud :((
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OUGH A NEW NANCY DREW GAME CAME OUT AND I DIDN'T KNOW?!
#i havent managed to get my hands on the previous one...#waaaaaiiiiit!!!! why isn't Stay Tuned for Danger on steam?#ahh it's because it's so old that modern computers can't really run it...#(which makes no sense because modern computers should be able to do anything previous versions could do)#(without needing to take special steps)#anyway i also learned that Ransom was removed everywhere because of offensive content#i dont have a good memory of that game but considering the basic plot yeah it makes sense#i managed to nab it before it was taken down (and it's still available for download in a lot of places)
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I seriously hilarious how after a year people are still treating Engage like it burned their spouses and fucked their crops. If they love "moral grayness writing" that much, they have tons of other rpgs with similar themes to play, 8 seasons of Game of Thrones to watch and lots of grimdark fantasy books to read.
Seriously, there's only 3 times (if we want to count 3h that badly) where this franchise has tried to explote more nuanced and complex plots, and those games were the Tellius duology and the Jugdral games. The rest have milquetoast fantasy rpg plots. Why they sticking with FE when it's clearly not the franchise for these kinds remains an enigna.
Mmh,
I wouldn't say GOT's seasons are grim d4rk, imo they're trash in the same vein as the Kadarshians TV show, you're watching it to see how ruined things will be
(c'est quoi l'équivalent US/UK de l'émission "les marseillais"? )
I feel like Martin's books were more in the lines of "deconstruction then reconstruction" of the "traditional" fantasy tropes, with his own choice of depicting very grim and dark things that participate in the "deconstruction" side of his works... even if at times it borders on misery porn and, tbh, misogyny.
Fantasy settings, in general, always have some sort of monarchy and morale of "the good/rightful king returns home and everything is better!" - you can add some twists here and there, but in general, and especially FE, it's that kind of frame. We're not in game where Bob and John feel like Hector charges them too much for the sewer tax, and file a claim to his court to be discharged from paying said tax.
I'm not saying you can't add twists and add some sort of depth to the game, hell the Tales of franchise often tries to add some greater theme to their general "hero with a sword whacks people and is ultimately involved in a greater quest to save the world while eating appel gels", Symphonia tries to tackle racism and how being a victim or racism doesn't give you a pass to create concentration camps to turn people you see as "inferior beings" as fuels/devices to upgrade you and your chosen ones (even if that plot point utterly vanished when the MC goes "i wish we could have been friends" which is, uh, I guess where i found Kishimoto's inspiration for Obito I guess), Abyss tackles the existential crisis of clones/people created to be spares, do they have the right to exist beyond the purpose of their original creation or not? - etc etc.
Funny how you mention Tellius, because IMO, Tellius is even more shaky/wonky than Fodlan (or at least it's a serious competition) with its general message of "racism BaD but miscegenation BaD too" which is, uh... well.
That leaves Jugdral with all of the stuff it wanted to convey - and managed to do while being a SNES duology (I think?) - and yet Jugdral is, at its core, a story of "rightful heir returns to his throne" with some emphasis, especially in FE5, on what "rightful" means but the premise is the same, it's not Dalshin who's going to become the Lord of New Thracia, it's Leif because Leif is Quan'n'Ethlyn's son : his journey in FE5 is all about learning to become a good leader/king.
Back to your post, if people want a game where you "smash the patriarchy" and bring "the revolution"... well, the FE series is not (or wasn't, who knows how it will turn out to be in the near future) for you.
#anon#replies#at this point it feels more like insecurity than anything else#like my fwend said Engage has good gameplay#and while we can discuss about the writing and its execution with time and especially after Nopes#people start to peel off the rose tainted glasses and notice that Fodlan's plot is held together by Hresvelg teabags and forks#don't get me wrong I still like Rhea and the nabs#but at that point I like them outside of what the games offers me or what the games' Fodlan is aka a verse where Claude is praised to be#smart and where people forget about Flamey's existence to instead wonder if Church BaD for sheltering orphans#I'm a pile of salt when it comes to Mithos' writing and uwufication in ToS and ToS2#Martin's books have their own share of defaults and can/should be criticised#but comparing them to the nonsense that was the TV show is an insult lol#fandom woes#FE series#sort of?
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My cousin looked at my message but didn't reply, well I take that as a no. So much for thinking I could live with a relative and we could sit around discussing how many cousins/aunts/uncles we have in common and what they're all doing now and
#should i message erandi that's my next target#'hi erandi hope you're well and enjoying your sophia free life haha are you interested in a room for $1k a month and#The chance to live with someone who complains non stop about Sophia and doesn't do anything about it'#and i skip Tony because i was complicit in workplace bullying even though i was just trying to do debtors & they bullied me in checking and#and then i go back to the Italian teacher and done that's it#we don't need to discuss Tony#he left and then came back for his lunch box so he was upstairs and#The others were all discussing Tony's timesheet and made me find what timesheet he'd sent Sophia it's not my fault shhh#it was Friday we'd all lost the plot and the really guy couldn't get the petty cash reimbursement because it was sophia's debit card and#we've done petty cash reimbursement with that debit card so many times but no this time they seized the card and won't give it back and#losers#NAB sucks#and Sophia was at home annoyed about the debit card and the client who didn't show up to the office and#not a great day to be answering phones
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Sorry if you answered this before but how old is Carrie in your Sit Still, Look Pretty Au? Also how many Aquato's shows has she been to before she decided to kidnap Dion?
She's middle aged! 40s, maybe 50s.
#ask zaz#seriousblond#sit still look pretty au#carrie callaghan#carrie stalks her victims for quite a bit before nabbing them#gotta make sure the inspiration is real and plot the best way to make them disappear
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I think I made a mistake in making Lavender stealth out of the Abyss with 30 siblings in hand, because now I got to make basic personalities and color code all of these little gremlins.
Like I have a few key ones already established in my head and set up for future shenanigans, but the idiot in me is like "Gotta give them all something" and I don't want to just be like mob a mob b here either.
This is a hellscape of my own creation and I am paying for it.
#Blue rambles#RoF AU#like they're not getting super detailed bios#outside of a few for plot reasons#but I want some base built for them in case I just need to nab one for a specific thing#like y'all haven't met them yet but some of them are already going to be a Trip for the non vessel bugs of canon#my tiny pink warrior Juniper who wants to be a guard just to be allowed to fight people is one#and Somnus who may or may not take a Kingsguard apart out of curiosity is another
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kitchen’s closed | t. richmond
About: Terry catches you in the kitchen late at night and has his own idea of a midnight snack. [word count: 2.1k] Warnings: Explicit language. 18+ Readers Only. Oral (female receiving), Unprotected PIV (wrap your willy, pls). I had concepts of a plot.
It was well past midnight in North Carolina, and you could hear the crickets and other critters abuzz outside of your bedroom window. You stared at the sliver of moonlight cast between your curtains, realizing the clutches of insomnia had sunk its sneaky fingers in you yet again.
Your boyfriend, Terry, rarely stirred in his sleep, and kept a hefty arm draped over your waist every night. Being that he was ex-military, it was sort of ironic how heavy of a sleeper he was. Some evenings you tried to count the rise and fall of his chest instead of sheep, but rather than lulling you to bed it just disgruntled you. You wanted to poke the bear awake and damn him for leaving you so smitten.
The room was quiet aside from the bustle of the outdoors, and you thanked God your man didn’t snore or else this would feel like a torture chamber. You flipped through the rolodex of your thoughts and landed on recapping your day; you went to work, Terry picked you up and made a stop at Kroger, then you two watched some sitcom reruns for a bit. House rules were to grab takeout after grocery shopping so neither of you had to bother with cooking something.
All that thinking of food must’ve sent a reminder to your stomach. You exhaled as it grumbled. While very cute, you would rather not see Terry’s grumpy face should he discover his miso soup missing. You perked up at the memory of slipping a pint of ice cream in the shopping cart earlier.
It was counterproductive, solving sleeplessness with sugar, but you hoped Ben & Jerry’s would be your saving grace tonight. You peered over your shoulder to find your boyfriend as sound as ever, eyes fluttered closed like a saint.
After a silent prayer, you wriggled from his hold and toed out of bed. You pattered around the twilight of the room, starting your mission to the fridge. Past the master bathroom, the thermostat, (which nearly broke the two of you up), and to the far right of your living space was your destination. Thankfully, the range hood light was on so you weren’t too sore of eyesight.
You opened the freezer and plucked out your reward. After grabbing a spoon, you settled in, sitting on top of the counter. The granite was cold against your bare thighs, your body only blanketed by a worn t-shirt that hung off your shoulders.
That first mouthful was instant gratification and you nearly rolled your eyes back in delight.
“Baby, what are you doing up this late?” You were startled by Terry’s voice, the tone more gruff from the interruption of his slumber.
You were caught red-handed, spoon in mouth, so you shrugged. “Couldn’t sleep. Wanted something sweet.”
He hummed. Terry made his way closer, no longer a distorted shadow in your peripheral vision. He had come to bed in only his sweatpants and socks.
Terry had a glow about him, even in the dim of your surroundings. He slipped comfortably in your personal space, stepping right between your legs. You relished in the warmth.
You had to look up even with the extra height the counter gave you.
“Sorry to wake you. I know you have to go for your run in the morning,” you said.
Terry gave you a lazy smile and shook his head. “Nah, it’s fine. Everythin’ okay?” You nod wordlessly.
“Hey!” You protested when he nabbed the pint from you, his hands quicker than your reflex to reach for it back. It was a battle you would more than likely lose anyway.
He successfully hushed you by taking a scoop from the container to raise to your lips.
“Open.”
You held his gaze as you took what was given, inciting a groan that rumbled low in his chest.
Terry obliged you once more and made notice of your tongue swiping to the corner of your mouth to catch what you missed. His own hunger dwelled in his underbelly. Between your job returning to the office and his growing trucking business, you haven’t made much time for intimacy as of late.
“I think I’m in the mood for somethin’ sweet too.” The spoon and tub clattered by your side and he disappeared from your view.
“Terry--”
“Open,” he demanded once more, kneeling toward your feet, causing fire to crawl up the back of your neck. He did not take kindly to being ignored, and you wanted this to be an easy night, so you let your legs spread apart.
He tossed one behind his shoulder, mumbling something inaudible to you. A kiss to your ankle, the inside of your knee, then your thigh.
A yelp pierced the air when Terry’s large hands claimed the curve of your hips, tugging you closer to the counter’s edge. Your clammy palms braced themselves on the flat surface beneath you. You could feel his smirk and goatee rubbing on your exposed skin.
Your breath quickened with the anticipation of what was next. His mouth ghosted over your center, blowing on your clit through your dampening panties.
“Oh, fuck,” you shuddered.
He was a merciless man, dropping open-mouthed kisses to your clothed center. He retreated as you tried to furl into his touch, reaching underneath your shirt to roll your nipple for more stimulation.
“You’re so fucking wet,” Terry inhaled your scent without shame. Finally, the cotton of your undies was torn from your pelvis to who-knows-where. You felt the coolness of the air over your exposed skin for a brief moment, the absence of touch not lasting long.
You jerked, feeling his tongue swipe a slow strip up from your wet entrance, gathering your slick. He lewdly spat it back over your clit and sucked until you cried out. Terry ate you without abandon, with little regard for any manners, overtaken by his own greed. --
“I missed how you taste, baby.” Voice muffled in between your legs, his eyes flitted up at you, earnest as always. Terry’s grip maintained the underside of your thighs, keeping your legs spread so he could continue to steal all breath and sense from you.
“Oh my God,” you moaned. Your brain and your body sounded an alarm, reeling with the increasing need for release. His name fell like a chant from your mouth.
Two fingers pushing into you caused the band to snap, Terry immediately seeking the button that left you gushing. He was unaffected when your heel dug deep at his shoulder, urging his face further in your pussy as if it was possible. His fingertips sped in pace, turning your mewls into high-pitched squeals.
Soon enough, your back bowed with the intensity of your orgasm. He tightened his hold, keeping you steady as the current flowed through you. “That’s my girl,” he kissed and licked you through it. Pleasure never reached a precipice when you were under his care, and you shouted to the heavens.
When your legs eventually deflated, your hands found his ears, rubbing behind them gingerly. A grunt slipped from his mouth.
Terry staggered to his feet, hooded eyes glazed over your heaving body. His teeth nipped between your breasts over your shirt, up to your collarbone and your neck. You hooked a leg around his waist, pulling him in to feel his erection prod at your inner thigh.
Instinctively, he rutted up against you and you sighed. You were warm all over, sheeted with sweat and clenching around nothing, wanting only to be full of him.
His lips left your jawline and found your mouth, luring you into a mind-numbing kiss. You cradled Terry’s face in your hands and took control, allowing your tongue to slot against his. It felt all the more indulgent, the lingering taste of chocolate on your lips mixed with your own arousal.
He was still rubbing on your leg and it only intensified your need for connection. Like a minx, you curled into him, purring in his ear. “Terry, I need you. Please.”
Your hands lowered to explore the solid planes of his body, all of its beautiful ridges and scars. He leant down so his forehead was touching yours. “Fuck, I need you too, baby. Been losing my damn mind about you,” he breathed.
Terry yanked at the waistband on his joggers and his dick sprung free. You two didn’t usually forgo protection but your cycle was around the corner, and desperation made your judgment very foggy.
His fingers splayed under your shirt to grasp at your plush waist, thumbing the folds of your belly from where you sat. Terry pushed his way inside, coating himself to about half of his length. You sighed into his hold, legs locked at his torso, trying, and failing to meet him in the middle.
Without much effort, he stilled your movements. Terry pulled out slowly, and slapped himself over your clit twice, leaving you to squirm pitifully. “Stop teasing and just fuck me, already,” you whined.
Terry did as told and burrowed into you in one, deep thrust. You ate your words in a choked gasp. His head cocked back as he felt your walls squeezing him, putting the cords of his neck on full display.
Tucking your bottom lip between your teeth, you tried desperately to hold on to the thread of resolve you had left. Terry trampled on it when he set a brutal pace, drilling in you like you owed him something. Your ears were ringing with your own moans and the sounds of skin slapping against each other. It all felt like too much, far too soon.
You pressed a hand to his chest feebly and whimpered. Promptly, he grabbed your trembling forearm and kissed the inside of your wrist. “I’m fucking you like you wanted, huh? Why you tryna run from me?”
“It’s t-too, m-much,” your words were slurring and you frowned through the pleasure, hoping he’d give you relief from his punishing strokes. That all too familiar storm brewed in your belly again and you couldn’t stifle any noise that left your lips. Each thrust brushed against that sensitive spot within you, and you try your might to stave off your climax.
His stare was focused on you, utterly enamored by your carnal state. “Terry!” You wailed, slapping the countertop behind you and shifting to scoot away. The crack of his hand on the side of your ass rang loud and welled your eyes with fresh, salty tears. Terry landed a sweltering kiss on your lips to pacify you.
He gripped you by the coils at the nape of your neck, and you blinked at him, huffing out shattered breaths. You wanted to ask him why he was fucking you like this, and what did you ever do to deserve it. But your brain could only compute expletives. You clenched and unclenched around him greedily, and his teeth clashed at the sensation.
“Stop holding back, I can feel it. Let that shit go.” And under his spell, you did, surmounting to a shaking ball in his arms. Your toes curled at his sides and his rhythm didn’t falter, his own release not far behind. You keeled with overstimulation, the air feeling sticky on your skin.
Terry’s hands abandoned your waist to cup your ass, bouncing you on his dick in hardy, final thrusts. You bite down his shoulder so you don’t scream loud enough to wake the entire neighborhood. His head is buried in the crook of your neck now, sweat dripping on your collar.
“‘Gonna make me cum all in this tight pussy, fuckk,” he groaned, ropes of his release starting to spurt inside of you. Your body was taut around him as his hips slowed to a halt. You were filled to the brim.
“My pretty baby did so good. So perfect for me,” Terry was panting like he just finished a mile-run, and still chose to sing your praises. He softened and pulled out, a part of you now missing. You sat there for a beat to catch your breaths, limbs still tangled together.
“Mm..’can’t stop shaking,” you whispered.
His actions had left you exhausted, drowsiness coated in every blink of your eyes. Terry separated from you for a second and he had his pants back on, scooping you up in his arms. You latched onto him like a bear, nuzzling into his chest.
If it was up to you, you’d pass out right there and crawl to bed in the morning. Something squished against his foot on his trudge out of the kitchen.
“Shit, my socks are wet…what is that?”
Ice cream.
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Author’s Note: Just wanted to drop my contribution to the Terry Richmond industrial complex.
P.S. This was supposed to be Trainer!Terry but my hormone monster won.
As always if you made it to the end, thank you bunches!
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