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pisstorymuseum · 2 months ago

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What fight club did yall watch

#fight club #narrator fight club #my stupid wife

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kittanthalos · 2 years ago

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#mood

#willow #willowedit #kit tanthalos #ruby cruz #dailywomen #userbbelcher #dailytvgifs #wlwedit #wlwsource #wlwgif #filmtv #tvedit #fantasyedit #willow disney #willow 2022 #my stupid wife #now why was she walking out that door like there weren't people chasing them...#dumb b*tch i love you #!mine

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spideysenze · 3 months ago

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#stupid dumb idiot .#i hat him #doctor who #dw #simm!master #simm master #gomez master #gomez!master #missy doctor who #the master #i love my alien husband/wife/spouse

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cozylittleartblog · 1 year ago

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New Family Speedrun 00:09.12 (World Record Not Clickbait???)

#deltarune #queen #lancer #rouxls kaard #comic #art #doodles #SDFJKHJKDHSF THIS IS STUPID i said it on discord at like 2AM and then went Wait Thats Funny Actually #and u know what It Is #they're both the wife actually #this is also supremely old this is like WELL over a year old #queenkaard #my art #are you guys enjoying me clearing out my drafts. i hope u are. ancient artwork... now go look at my etsy im posting sooooo much stuff 2day #its been pointed out to be that tf2 doesn't have a spawn noise. you're right. i was confusing it for the respawn cabinets which is often #directly in range of a respawning character. so you usually do hear it pretty immediately after respawning #plus its used a lot in sfm animations too dshhsjdhjsf

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rnm6069 · 2 months ago

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evenmoreevil · 1 month ago

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i miss my wife tails I miss her a lot

#goooooooood #my stupid idiot wife #my princess with a disorder #my art #jrwi the suckening #the suckening

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lazycranberrydoodles · 1 year ago

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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becabeale143 · 11 months ago

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#stupid wife #give me a minute #oh my damn #Valentina #priscila reis #priscila buiar #heat

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chiyana · 3 months ago

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Tim: lol you wanna wife me so bad it makes you look stupid

Kon: I do!

Kon: and it does!

Kon: C O N S T A N T L Y

#timkon #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #technically this is from a timkon sci-fi au I've been pear wiggling in my brain #but I realized it also just works for them in general #is the constantly for wanting to wife tim or for wanting it so bad it makes kon look stupid #and the answer is #yes

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poofpoofpurin · 3 months ago

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himichako i didnt ACTUALLY want you to be doomed yuri Please come back to me PLEASE

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thefantastician · 1 year ago

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figures they release all this Fang merch when I hate him

#my wife and I have been calling each other ‘stupid liberal lizards’ all morning #sonic #sth #sonic superstars #my art #thefantastician #comics #miles tails prower #fang the hunter #trip the sungazer #sonic superstars spoilers

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hypertechnica · 2 months ago

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i’m going to make fiddauthor art with fidds wearing his wedding ring and you are NOT going to like it

big obligatory banner that says “cheating is bad don’t do it i just like stories with relationship drama”

closeted, internally homophobic gay men who are married with kids has to be the trope i’m weakest to. no person involved is escaping the despair brought on by a relationship built on a well intentioned, desperate lie, born out of a desire to be normal and good

he WANTED to love her so fucking badly. he felt no ill will towards her and he loves their son more than words can say. he thought the attraction, the way she felt about him, would come with time. it didn’t. he doesn’t want to hurt her yet was doomed to from the start, and he’s truly, truly sorry. this does not absolve him of anything whatsoever and she has the full right to never want to speak with him again. he lied! he pretended to feel the same when he never once felt anything but platonic affection! he’s been in love with someone else this whole fucking time! and their kid… he’s caught in the middle of it all, too young to understand why his father would hurt his family like this.

and then he disappears and never comes back. imagine you’re 5 and your dad goes to the middle of the woods with his buddy for science shit, all of the sudden your parents are yelling on the phone and signing papers, and then he goes MIA. for years.

imagine your husbands “buddy” was the one he was thinking of all this time, not you, never you. and the first chance he gets to run away from you, he takes, and you should have been suspicious by the rushed frenzy of it all, the phone calls getting shorter and shorter until it fizzles to nothing. he forgot to get you a christmas gift. he hand-made him two. there has to be something wrong with you, it has to be your fault. you wish you married the man he becomes when he’s in his presence.

he folded when you started questioning him directly - he’d been to neurotic to ever be a good liar. you thought he was the one. he thought you were nice.

by the time the divorce is finalized he’s different in a wrong way. confused, angry, forgetful, insane - if the giant homicidal robot pterodactyl you’ve been harassed by is any indication. (he’s had a bad habit of building homicidal robots when he’s mad since they met -engineer things- but it was never directed at her - thankfully it never actually does anything) he’s clearly abusing drugs - you’d feel bad if he hadn’t abandoned you with the burden of explaining why your son can’t see his father anymore.

it’s a rotten bit of your soul, but time heals you. you move on and no longer think of him. trust in your career. find a man who truly loves you with no motives attached. raise your kid to be a good man. and in a fashion not unlike shakespearean dramatic irony, this makes him move to gravity falls to find and take care of his father. you couldn’t care less what hee doing now, but damn it, it’s his father, what is the kid supposed to do? but its futile- he appears to have no remorse, hell, no memory of the incident in the first place. (this isn’t his fault but how are they supposed to know that?) so he grows bitter and cold just like his mother used to be.

imagine that.

all over a mans inability to do anything but live in denial. to force himself to live in a box and pine like a dying man over the right one at the wrong time, destined to crash and burn. to take denial to a new level- a cult, brain damaging radiation, a total ego death - just to take the edge off. take off that damn wedding ring